Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[QueenCeeCee]

Amberlynn doesn't have BPD, she's never even threatened any of her gorlfriends with a knife or been to the hospital with her wrists slit in order to blackmail a gorlfriend into staying with her when they wanted to break up. Most of her exes have done "expose" streams of her and their relationships were always boring as fuck with the main contention being Hamber's addict behavior around food. If she was a proper unmedicated BPD we would have heard about plates thrown at the wall, police being called for domestics etc.

Amber's only valid diagnosis is that she is VERY VERY FAT with the health issues that go along with that. I just recently watched one of her vlogs with a friend who hasn't seen her in a while and they immediately said "Wow she got even fatter!" kek

Wait what ? What about the code red incident when she threw a drink at Destiny's car and I think she threatened self-harm ( I think.... been a long time since I heard the story)....

 

[Crab Latte]

News flash to everyone spurned by their middle school crush: BPD doesn't mean she will have tried to kill herself already. Or that she has to have tried to kill someone else. But saying she's not violent is just not true - she has thrown things - she hit destiny's mom with a fucking Keurig rack. Look at her, do you think she has the energy to stand up and be violent? To put a hole in the wall? No, she doesn't have to bring it to those stakes because she's been able to control everyone in her life without standing up, up to this point.

edited for spelling.

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

fat retard is a spectrum.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Look at her, do you think she has the energy to stand up and be violent?

Yes, she is very much capable of taking a swing at her tard gfs or pointing a knife at them while screaming "WHO IS SHE?! WHY DID YOU LIKE HER PICTURE ON INSTA! I WILL KILL US BOTH!!!" until the neighbors call the police. Not everyone who is an asshole is BPD, real BPD women are much rarer than people think and they're unmistakable with the absolute ruin and terror and chaos they cause. Also never met a single one who didn't have a bunch of self harm scars and at least one suicide attempt. It's very overused and overdiagnosed.

 

[Bogliacci]

You'd think she wouldn't try and curate her online image as much if she had unmedicated BPD, she'd at least impulsively upload something

 

[Crab Latte]

"WHO IS SHE?! WHY DID YOU LIKE HER PICTURE ON INSTA! I WILL KILL US BOTH!!!"

man, if we got a bogwitch stream like that from amber she'd be a lot more interesting. My only rebuttal to that is: I do think her eating counts as self harm but also overall I do feel NPD or HPD could be more likely. I just stand firm in that everything she does is driven out of the fear of abandonment, which is a BPD hallmark.

I have known several women with BPD that seems to be referred to as the 'quiet' form of BPD where they aren't physically violent towards themselves or others but cannot stop self sabotaging their lives and still in their mid to late 30s struggle to have a solid identity or sense of self. But that's all anecdotal, and none of them are deathfats, so I try not to factor that into my opinion here.

You'd think she wouldn't try and curate her online image as much if she had unmedicated BPD, she'd at least impulsively upload something

See the image stuff seems personality disordered - she has made all this dumb gay boring shit her identity cause she lacks a real sense of self, imo. The journaling, the Laygos, Rae Dunn shit, absorbing the personality of each partner and extensively mirroring them.

 

[Noom Boom]

She was market testing an ADHD diagnosis last year. I don't think the 'tism is corky enough for her.

Naw, I think it's that the 'tism isn't cute enough for her. Who has ADHD? Manic pixe dream girls. Who has autism? Fucking retards. No shade to people with autism <3

Amberlynn doesn't have BPD, she's never even threatened any of her gorlfriends with a knife or been to the hospital with her wrists slit in order to blackmail a gorlfriend into staying with her when they wanted to break up.

Bit extreme examples, but I agree with the sentiment.

Wait what ? What about the code red incident when she threw a drink at Destiny's car and I think she threatened self-harm ( I think.... been a long time since I heard the story)....

I've seen non-mentally ill girls do a lot worse than throw a drink at a car.

You'd think she wouldn't try and curate her online image as much if she had unmedicated BPD, she'd at least impulsively upload something

Getting warmer.

I have known several women with BPD that seems to be referred to as the 'quiet' form of BPD where they aren't physically violent towards themselves or others but cannot stop self sabotaging their lives

Here we are. This is the part that makes me agree more with Crab and Lidl that it ain't BPD, there is a type and degree of self sabotage that I don't think we see. All of Amber's "self sabotage" is logical. Her food consumption and shopping have instant gratification. Her lying to medical staff is manipulation. She doesn't upload because she's lazy and has enough for the month. You can always see what Amber is attempting to achieve in these situations. Unmedicated BPD is more like quitting your job on a whim and getting evicted from your apartment or the person you like isn't talking to you so you set their trashcan on fire. It's an almost unreal amount of making your own life worse.

 

[Just here for the yucks]

I’m just here to remind everyone that Amber is so lazy that it probably has saved several peoples lives. Didn’t she get stuck on the ground in the middle of a physical fight?

I’m also here to vote yes on a DID story arc. One of her alters is Lithuanian and posted the crumbl video.

 

[KittiestKitty]

There's nothing wrong with Amber. She is just a fat fucking retard. Excuses excuses excuses. Her life is an excuse.

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

Fucking retards. No shade to people with autism <3

It's ok, we're retards-R-us

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

If I may chip in for a bit, no way Amber came up with the Lithuanian bit. Am I to believe Amber knows what Lithuania is? The woman who struggled to point at Russia on a map? Anyway...

Spoiler: Preservetube + Local Archive

[https://preservetube.com/watch?v=YplmFqrcT-o

That thumbnail, that title... I'm about to suffer through a bitchy self pity-party, aren't I? Ah well, someone's gotta do it.

Spoiler: Tl;dw

PIG MAD: The anger of the blubberpotamus

Tl;dw: Opening shot of fatty on her couch, giving her disclaimer and blabbing and explaining the nature of this QnA video.
Q: Did you finish that jar of poisoned olives?
A: She tried but a reaction channel told her it's bad so no.

Q: Have you ever ridden a bike?
A: Claims to have always been outside as a kid in order to escape her home, saying she did such things like swimming, roller blading, roller skating, bike riding, riding a scooter, including one that was "electric but ran on gas". Oh god she's giving us the full lie rundown on all her childhood sports, dancing, softball, soccer (yeah bullshit bullshit bullshit)

Q: What's your nationality? (Pretty sure we had this one several times before)
A: Polish and Irish from her dad's side, French and Portugese from her mom's side (too bad that all comes to 100% fat amerishart)

Q: Would you try being vegan again?
A: No.

Q: What's your least favorite BIllie Eilish song?
A: Says she loves all of her songs but if she had to pick one "I didn't change my number"

Q: Do you still spray PAM on the food?
A: LMAO fatty tries to justify spraying pan oil on her salmon even now, fucking retard (also claims she seasoned her salmon normally instead of smothering it in a billion spices), says she's seen others do it (news flash you're either lying or they're retarded too) and whines about people making dumb of her dumbass.

Q: Have you ever been electrocuted?

A: Fatty tells the story of how she thinks she was zapped during a thunderstorm while inside. So probably not. Also HAHAHAHAHAHA
Lightening indeed fatty.​

Q: When is the last time you watched a Mukbang?
A: "easily 2 years +"

Q: When and what was the last thing you asked ChatGPT?
A: She asked the definition or explanation of a saying a couple weeks ago.

Q: Is Tommy (Emily Franz of Oshkosh, Wisconsin) a good kisser?
A: Yes.

Q: Would you ever go on a cruise?
A: Says that's a thing she used to want, but not anymore because she'd feel stuck and claustrophobic out on the ocean. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STUPID FATTY. This contextualizes her shitty, unfinished lesbian sex cruise self fic, where no one leaves the boat for an entire month, rather nicely. News flash fatty, the appeal of cruises is that you do activities while you're at shore. I thought it was just a weird choice for the story, but no, turns out she's just really, really, REALLY stupid. (Sorry I've read her shitty fics more often than anyone should, they're a fun insight into her retardation.)

Q: How much did you weigh when you were born?
A: 6lbs 6 oz

Q: Do you talk to any of your exes?
A: No.

Q: What is your favorite sweet treat?
A: A tootsie roll, or Jamoka almond fudge milkshake from Baskin Robbins.

Q: What shows have you watched recently?
A: Beast games (Is that the Mr Beast thing? potential cow cross interaction?), Jersey Shore Family Vacation, Grey's Anatomy

Q: If you could only use one perfume for the rest of your life, what would it be?
A: Bright Crystal by Versace.

Q: How do you handle all the hate without getting depressed or going crazy?
A: Says she's used to it and spergs retardedly for a lil bit in an attempt to sound deep.

Q: Are you ever gonna do Mukbangs again?
A: She says she's not sure.

Q: Dumb question comparing her and Trisha Paytas' lies
A: Dumb answer that get's interrupted by a call from Emily Franz. Basically she just whines about people calling her out on her lies but not those other creators. I don't follow many other cows so I can't comment on that, but I'm inclined to say they do.

Q: What did Tommy (Emily Franz) get you for your birthday?
A: We already know this one, bible eyelash tickets and those flowers

Q: Do you and Tommy (Emily Franz) have phone sex while long distance?
A: "Yes, obviously, duh" whatever qualifies for "sex" for Amber anyway lol

Q: When you're doing cameo, how many requests do you get a week?
A: about 25 (allegedly) says she'll open her cameo again soon

Q: Are there any reaction channels that deliberately portrait you poorly?
A: "Yes, every single one one" proceeds to bitch, as though there's anything positive to react about her to (holy shit this one goes on for a while she is PIG MAD)

Q: How do you feel about people supporting Alex is Shook's absence, yet people panic when you don't post?
A: More bitching about people dont publicly support her (PIG MAD), admits to living in her own delululand behind the scenes, we also get a new amberism in Hipocrosy

Q: How do you feel about people who fetishize your body?
A: FIrst googles the definition of fetish and then tries to spin it in her favor by saying it's just regular attraction (nah fatty regular attraction to you is impossible because you hardly look human) and then more ranting, but she says it feels great

Jfc big piggy is getting mad af. No one is kissing her ass and she impotently tries to smugly run damage control, also she reveals herself to be a retard who doesn't know how things work once more.

Still cannot recommend watching this shit.

 

[Camel Bro 94]

Q: How much did you weigh when you were born?
A: 6lbs 6 oz

At this rate, she'll die at
A. 600lbs 6oz

 

[Gargantuan cunt]

Yes, she is very much capable of taking a swing at her tard gfs or pointing a knife at them while screaming "WHO IS SHE?! WHY DID YOU LIKE HER PICTURE ON INSTA! I WILL KILL US BOTH!!!" until the neighbors call the police. Not everyone who is an asshole is BPD, real BPD women are much rarer than people think and they're unmistakable with the absolute ruin and terror and chaos they cause. Also never met a single one who didn't have a bunch of self harm scars and at least one suicide attempt. It's very overused and overdiagnosed.

As a former unmedicated BPD can confirm, most of the others I met while in treatment were not there for the first time, and had at least one or two suicide attempts under their belt.

Amber also does not have the “unhinged” anger that is often so common, the type that will make you push too far and do something you regret. Amber did some violent stuff but she doesn’t take it too far like a BPD usually does.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Q: What is your favorite sweet treat?
A: A tootsie roll,

She can't even tell the truth about what her favorite candy is. Tootsie Rolls are literally no one's favorite candy. No one's.

 

[pippeyyy]

She can't even tell the truth about what her favorite candy is. Tootsie Rolls are literally no one's favorite candy. No one's.

And we've all seen her eat literal packs of Reece's, snickers, and milkey ways in one sitting. She has never once eaten tootsie rolls. That must be Emily Franz's favorite candy for her to eat, which brings up questions and a few concerns. Gross

 

[monet]

slightly OT by now but

Spoiler: damn,

Big AL is horrible to her animals when they're healthy, but if any of her pets develop any health issues, I'm sure AL is the type of person to abandon them in some park and claim that "Gorrrr, they ran out when I opened the door to go take em for a walk"

someone nearly predicted what happened to poor sweet Rarity all the way back in 2017

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

She can't even tell the truth about what her favorite candy is. Tootsie Rolls are literally no one's favorite candy. No one's.

She was OBSESSSED with them in Wisconsin.

I agree that it was probably because Emily wanted her to eat them.

 

[General Woundwort]

If I may chip in for a bit, no way Amber came up with the Lithuanian bit. Am I to believe Amber knows what Lithuania is? The woman who struggled to point at Russia on a map?

During one of her Q&A sessions someone asked her where she would go if she could go anywhere in the world and she said Greece.
I'm convinced Amber only knows of other countries depending on the location of girls she has on standby. I was banking on her getting a Greek gf and becoming TraveLynn and acting all self important because she knows about other countries, but it never happened. Obv this was before I learned she hates flying, and couldn't fit on a plane anyway.

Also is it me or does every fat fuck use Versace Bright Crystal? I don't even have to see the person who's wearing it to know they're at least 300lbs.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

During one of her Q&A sessions someone asked her where she would go if she could go anywhere in the world and she said Greece.
I'm convinced Amber only knows of other countries depending on the location of girls she has on standby. I was banking on her getting a Greek gf and becoming TraveLynn and acting all self important because she knows about other countries, but it never happened. Obv this was before I learned she hates flying, and couldn't fit on a plane anyway.

Also is it me or does every fat fuck use Versace Bright Crystal? I don't even have to see the person who's wearing it to know they're at least 300lbs.

It also speaks to how delusional tis bitch is. She's wanted to move to Seattle, New York and now she wants to Greece. All places she has no business being or she would be happy in. A lot of buildings in New York don't have elevators. Seattle is a bike city. Europe is notorious for not having easily accessible transportation , cars BIG enough to lug her around or air conditioning. We all knnow she's delusional but she really continues to give us more things to keep talking about. But that's what she wants, I guess.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I think Emily's daughter gave Amber the unwanted Tootsie Rolls from her Halloween candy as a gift and Amber made a big-ass deal about LOVING Tootsie Rolls. Now she has to forever pretend those are her favorite even though she said awhile back her favorite is 100 Grand.