Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She really had a lot of nice things given how neglectful and traumatic her childhood was. Rollerskates, scooters, electric scooters. access to swimming pools, supplies to play all of these sports? Incredible.
Wonder if this was when she was living in an apartment or in the trailer park or on the farm? Hm.


and trips to disney land. was it a foster family that paid for her university of phoenix or was that krystal's family?
 
Question for the people deeper in the lore than me, does Alex is Shook have a job? Or is he another one of those that just claim disabity while also fishing for YouTube checks?

Just wondering cuz Hambeast is so upset over everyone being ok with his absence. If he had a job, that'd contribute to an explanation.

I just wanted to add that I recall him saying something about having a genetic disorder or an inherited disorder and that one of the symptoms was that one of his legs is longer than the other. Not that I think he qualifies as actually disabled, just something I randomly rememeber.
 
I just wanted to add that I recall him saying something about having a genetic disorder or an inherited disorder and that one of the symptoms was that one of his legs is longer than the other. Not that I think he qualifies as actually disabled, just something I randomly rememeber.
I'm like 99% sure he said he has charcot Marie tooth disease, which makes the hard for him to stand for a job as he used to work at Panera or something. He could def be a desk jockey working from home or something.

It's just amazing how Amber thinks these reactors rely on her for their livelihoods. It's called a hobby, Amber! You're the fat stupid doll all of us can pick up and drop whenever because you're so unimportant and boring. She's so self-important it's the only way she can cope with the fact she's done nothing with her life.
 
Public service announcement for those who are new (or those who are powerleveling retards)

Powerleveling isn't just giving little snippets about yourself (ie: "I can commiserate with the financial pain of having to shop in automotive supply for scales that can handle a lot of mass, but you do what you need to do" or something of the ilk). It's admitting stupid shit and comparing yourself directly to fucking cows.

IF YOU'RE COMPARING YOURSELF TO A COW, YOU'RE A FUCKING COW.

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We aren't Reddit. We aren't a hugbox that's going to fall all over you with praise that you don't need WLS anymore because you now weigh 375 lbs instead of 405 lbs. You're a goddamned retard if you think that, and even more retarded if you double down and start slinging shit when people rightly point out that you're (a) fat as fuck to the point that you'd turn heads in the deep south and have old chubby black grandma's whispering "Bless her heart, that gorl's a heifer" and (b) retarded as fuck for posting that crap all over the Farms and expecting anything other than negrates.

TL;DR:
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And in the event that you're a pre-late-2024 Farmer who's just swallowed his/her Dumbassery Pill lately:
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Back to our normal shit posting. I'd apologize for the excessive amount of glitter, but what the actual fuck was that retardation I just read through while catching up. Ugh.

On topic, Amber is fat as fuck and I would not sex her.
 
Zachary Micheal comes to mind, quitting your stable, adult job and getting dumped by an ex who took the bidet… oof, Amber zone right there
It's bad enough quitting a low-level blue collar-type job (which is what I believe Gorlic Bread did), but Zach had an actual professional career (I think it was in the education sector, but I may be wrong).
 
Public service announcement for those who are new (or those who are powerleveling retards)

Powerleveling isn't just giving little snippets about yourself (ie: "I can commiserate with the financial pain of having to shop in automotive supply for scales that can handle a lot of mass, but you do what you need to do" or something of the ilk). It's admitting stupid shit and comparing yourself directly to fucking cows.

IF YOU'RE COMPARING YOURSELF TO A COW, YOU'RE A FUCKING COW.

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We aren't Reddit. We aren't a hugbox that's going to fall all over you with praise that you don't need WLS anymore because you now weigh 375 lbs instead of 405 lbs. You're a goddamned retard if you think that, and even more retarded if you double down and start slinging shit when people rightly point out that you're (a) fat as fuck to the point that you'd turn heads in the deep south and have old chubby black grandma's whispering "Bless her heart, that gorl's a heifer" and (b) retarded as fuck for posting that crap all over the Farms and expecting anything other than negrates.

TL;DR:
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And in the event that you're a pre-late-2024 Farmer who's just swallowed his/her Dumbassery Pill lately:
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Back to our normal shit posting. I'd apologize for the excessive amount of glitter, but what the actual fuck was that retardation I just read through while catching up. Ugh.

On topic, Amber is fat as fuck and I would not sex her.
Someone's MATI.. Here, have a hat!
 
Someone's MATI.. Here, have a hat!
lol newfag

I reiterate - stop shitting up the thread. We're here to discuss Amber, not for you to be a faggot.

On topic, went browsing to see if Rarity's posted on /any/ of the missing feline sites that service the Oshkosh area.

She's nowhere to be found. At all. Not on the Humane Society facebook page(s), not on LostMyKitty, not on PetcoLove, not on the Humane Society page itself, not on PetFBI. There's not a single site I can locate that has Rarity on it as a missing kitty.

M'thinks the efforts to find her have been abandoned. Which makes me wonder if she was indeed the dead splattered female, chipless, fully clawed gray cat that was announced, where Amber went "NUH UH THE SHELTER CONTACTED ME AND SAID DON'T BOTHER IT'S NAAAASTAY-UH AND DEFINITELY NOT RARITY."

Guess we'll never know.
 
Late, but here’s what I know about Alex is Shook. His father is deceased. I believe he died around 2011. I think he (father) had created a decent sized business. Alex has said a few times how he admires his father because “he came from nothing” and made a success of his life. Alex has (or claims to have) a bachelor’s in Spanish and IIRC, he is a qualified Spanish teacher (I think his mother is from Spain). Alex could have had a decent life, but drugs made him steal shit from Walmart, rip off a mentally challenged young woman and generally become an asshole.
 
Public service announcement for those who are new (or those who are powerleveling retards)

Powerleveling isn't just giving little snippets about yourself (ie: "I can commiserate with the financial pain of having to shop in automotive supply for scales that can handle a lot of mass, but you do what you need to do" or something of the ilk). It's admitting stupid shit and comparing yourself directly to fucking cows.

IF YOU'RE COMPARING YOURSELF TO A COW, YOU'RE A FUCKING COW.

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We aren't Reddit. We aren't a hugbox that's going to fall all over you with praise that you don't need WLS anymore because you now weigh 375 lbs instead of 405 lbs. You're a goddamned retard if you think that, and even more retarded if you double down and start slinging shit when people rightly point out that you're (a) fat as fuck to the point that you'd turn heads in the deep south and have old chubby black grandma's whispering "Bless her heart, that gorl's a heifer" and (b) retarded as fuck for posting that crap all over the Farms and expecting anything other than negrates.

TL;DR:
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And in the event that you're a pre-late-2024 Farmer who's just swallowed his/her Dumbassery Pill lately:
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Back to our normal shit posting. I'd apologize for the excessive amount of glitter, but what the actual fuck was that retardation I just read through while catching up. Ugh.

On topic, Amber is fat as fuck and I would not sex her.
lol. I totally agree I shouldn't have put my personal stuff on here in particular and by doing so I'm just begging for attacks lol ... but for the record I went from about 300 to 160. Just saying lol
 
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I don't think we will ever find out what happened to Rarity, because whatever happened makes Amber look so bad I think people would actually go after her. She knows this. She's fucked if Emily every decides to run her mouth.
We will never hear another peep about Rarity unless it's Amber cryeeeeen and bawleeeen about how fatphobic it is to be criticised for letting her cat out and doing the square root of fuck all to find her. (Apart from cryeeeeen and bawleeeeeen for Vlogmas views)
 
On topic, went browsing to see if Rarity's posted on /any/ of the missing feline sites that service the Oshkosh area.

She's nowhere to be found. At all. Not on the Humane Society facebook page(s), not on LostMyKitty, not on PetcoLove, not on the Humane Society page itself, not on PetFBI. There's not a single site I can locate that has Rarity on it as a missing kitty.

M'thinks the efforts to find her have been abandoned. Which makes me wonder if she was indeed the dead splattered female, chipless, fully clawed gray cat that was announced, where Amber went "NUH UH THE SHELTER CONTACTED ME AND SAID DON'T BOTHER IT'S NAAAASTAY-UH AND DEFINITELY NOT RARITY."

Guess we'll never know.
Amber's "NUHUH NOT RARITY" reaction confirms it was Rarity to me. She knows it would be hell on earth (moreso than normal for Amber) from viewers, hatewatchers, and commentators if she admitted the chewed up dead cat was hers, so she's trying to desperately memory hole this and failing miserably.
 
when amber and emily break up i hope emily goes scorched earth on amber amber pretty much ruined her life
Wasn't Emily specifically seeking out famous/well known fats to "date" when she snatched Amber? Her life isn'r ruined - she just wants to make feeder content becuase she is a degenerate fetishist.
Amber's "NUHUH NOT RARITY" reaction confirms it was Rarity to me. She knows it would be hell on earth (moreso than normal for Amber) from viewers, hatewatchers, and commentators if she admitted the chewed up dead cat was hers, so she's trying to desperately memory hole this and failing miserably.
This was obvious the first day Amber pretended to care about Rarity missing and smirked through her fake crying. The cat is obviously dead and Amber doesn't give a fuck. She is just mad because she doesn't understand how her audience wasn't immediately over it like she was and it made her realize for 2 whole minutes that she doesn't have the emotional capacity of a remotely normal person. And when Amber has the occasional glimpse of self-reflection, she cannot tolerate it so it turns to anger and blaming the usual scapegoats - haydur audience just hates her, everyone is fatphobic, skinny people kill cats and have no emotional reactions too etc.


Anyway I hope everyone had a good Christmas and New Year's. I missed so much drama but it seems like the gist of it is that Amber is now defending feederism and pretending to be mad that she didn't monetize her feeder content because she leaked it for drama instead. Lol
 
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