Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[powdered toast]

Amber is raging that even her ex-jailbird crackhead service animal murdering neglectful egg donor is more liked than she is on her own channel, take note gorl this is the redemption arc you could have if you ever got your shit together

The "oh remember the turtle I had? Remember the snake? REMEMBER WHEN I GOT THIRD DEGREE BURNS FROM YOUR NEGLECT??? REMEMBER ALL THE CAMPING TRIPS YOU AND MY DAD WERE HIGH ON??????" was so fucking spiteful- even by Gumsy's lofty standards- and I am definitely in the "ALR owes her parents absolutely fuck all" camp. I look forward to the inevitable smug "u guise have to ruhlaiiiise.... that this is MY storeee and MY tuhruth" cat-arse mouthed lecture in her next vuh-lawg when she reads some Concerned Troll sends her screenshots of comments about how much of a dick move that was.

Amber doesn't seem to understand that she is in her mid 30s and her mother doesn't owe her anything anymore either. She can't come and rewind time and change her diapers again and she doesn't need to come around and self flagellate out of guilt either. But Amber loves being owed and being the victim. I can't fucking stand self-victimizing adults that blame other people for their current shitty behavior/lifestyle choices. It is just used as an excuse. Bitch you've had your entire adult life uninterrupted to get your own shit together. Like coming into the ER hemorrhaging, 600+ lbs, completely unwashed, never having sought treatment for 12+ months continuous bleeding, and making sure she tells the nurse that she was in foster care, as if that explains and excuses everything the horrified medical staff was witnessing.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

I thought to myself, how the hell is she weighing volume?

Easy- she doesn't. It's a "thing" of melk, with x amount of "calciums/proteins/etc". She doesn't have the faintest idea what she's actually consuming or how much.

Like coming into the ER hemorrhaging, 600+ lbs, completely unwashed, never having sought treatment for 12+ months continuous bleeding, and making sure she tells the nurse that she was in foster care, as if that explains and excuses everything the horrified medical staff was witnessing.

She can't blame her mother for that, she's already pinned that one on Becky for not dragging her bloated carcass to hospital despite demanding to be rushed to ER for life threatening conditions such as a sprained ankle or tooth ache.

 

[mero]

As far as the breakup being real/not real goes, I think we're all right. I think the breakup was real to begin with, and that's why our Thomas Salomas was responding to DMs from anyone and their mother about it. Amber's tears have been as real as they've always been (that is, fake and gay, but as much as she's capable of).

However; I think they didn't stop communicating and Tommy is thinking about allowing it if Amber can keep her name off her channel. I could believe they have a visit planned, it might explain why her videos are an even bigger mess than usual (timelines all over the place while she squirrels away some bollocks to post while she's being fed spray cream in a basement). But even if that's the case and they are still an item, however loosely, I don't think it can last because Amber can't go five minutes without reminding us how desirable she is and that she has a gorlfriend when she's in a relationship. Even when we weren't allowed to see Jade, Amber would still talk about her and feature her disembodied voice and hand. Fingerlynn would regularly make appearances no one asked for to make adolescent jokes about how she totally has great sex, you guise, her gorlfriend thinks she's soooo hot and they have soooo much sex. If she's not allowed to mention Tommy at all, that means she'll have to act like she's single without seeking out a new wiper. She won't be able to tell lies about her sex life, thirst trap weirdos in her DMs or go on about a new soft love. She'll have to find something else to talk about other than loving love lovingly with love.

But mero, I hear you cry, She'll just pull another Jade and tell us she has a mysterious gorlfriend who goes to another school, you've never heard of her, she doesn't want to be on camera - but it'll be Tommy all along! I'd agree with you, but I don't think Tommy has time for that. She seems like someone who wants to be able to post feeder content with her partner and spend irl time with them without the added burden of secrecy. Right from the start Tommy hasn't given much of a fuck about Amber, to the point of telling strangers on instagram that she just misses her irreplaceable dead gf while her and Amber were an item. Is she really going to put that much effort in to maintain a secret affair with Amber, when she could just go back to fishing the abundant waters of the feeder community and find someone who is going to be as invested as she is in their fetish and probably not in another state? Just doesn't make sense to me. Amber's online "popularity" is a huge barrier to Tommy getting her rocks off in peace and quiet.

/sperg

 

[lol cow supreme]

I was re-watching one of her older videos from a couple days ago to check for something and I came back across the section where she's chugging milk from the jug. I looked back and I don't know if anyone mentioned this directly but I want to present this clip again.

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I thought to myself, how the hell is she weighing volume? I did some minor research and now I am simply mad at the internet. Some scales have volume like milliliters but it just assumes 1 mL is equal to 1 g. This is retarded and I don't care for it. The weights are probably negligible in reality but I think it's misleading that you can weigh volume. Maybe there's other ways to determine volume like I don't know a cup.

The old saying goes "A pints a pound the world go round". This is literal (ok, not counting atmospheric pressure and gravity variances relative to geographical location). The standard for both imperial measurements are based on water,

16 ounces of water = 16 ounces/ 1 pound. 1 liter of water = 1 kilogram of water.

Milk's got a slightly different density per volume, but for the volumes of liquids involved in human consumption you can just use the water weight per volume for liquids (unless you're making an industrial sized batch in a factory)

Not to give you too much of a science lesson, but the density of water is considered 1 or 1.0000. The density of milk is slightly higher at 1.035.

The margin of error here means if Amber tried to "weight" an entire liter of milk just assuming the water density, she would actually have LESS milk. At 1 kilogram of milk would be 0.966 liters of milk. So she' actually drinking LESS milk than she's assuming using the weight/water density assumption. In a recipe that needs 500ml of milk, using the weight of water you would only be under on milk by 17 milliliters. In a bread recipe this isnt even enough to change the hydration percentage for the formula.

Vegetable oil on the other hand is about .92 (depending what you buy). So a kilogram of oil would actually be 1.087 liters. So out of 1000 milliliters you're only over by 87. If you're trying to measure just 30ml (2 table spoons, a typical recipe usage) you're only over by 0.61 milliliters.

 

[2020chan]

As far as the breakup being real/not real goes, I think we're all right. I think the breakup was real to begin with, and that's why our Thomas Salomas was responding to DMs from anyone and their mother about it. Amber's tears have been as real as they've always been (that is, fake and gay, but as much as she's capable of).

However; I think they didn't stop communicating and Tommy is thinking about allowing it if Amber can keep her name off her channel. I could believe they have a visit planned, it might explain why her videos are an even bigger mess than usual (timelines all over the place while she squirrels away some bollocks to post while she's being fed spray cream in a basement). But even if that's the case and they are still an item, however loosely, I don't think it can last because Amber can't go five minutes without reminding us how desirable she is and that she has a gorlfriend when she's in a relationship.

Yeah, I think there was a fight/breakup molment, but they're totally still talking.
Emily is done with everyone digging into her life and wants out of the Amberverse, but I think she will continue to play Amber, which is what I think she's been doing the whole time. I seriously doubt that Fed Bundy was ever exclusive with Amber, or ever would be. She is just one of the Fats that Emily talks to. She will never commit the way that Amber wants, never be her 100% eyes only for Amber dream gorlfriend. She's a player, she probably is considered "hot" in the feeder world. And how many feeder lesbians are there? I have only ever seen guys doing this until now. Does she even have much competition, or is she the hottest feeder chick a deathfatty could hope for?

I see it going two ways.
1. Emily pretty much dips out on Amber but still strings her along to get her rocks off for a while.
2. They get back together behind the scenes, but Amber just made a new friend who is going to help her with her merch and they'll hang out with sometimes. No, this person does NOT want to be featured in any of Ambers videos because of all the hate that Amber gets. It's totally not Tommy btw, their name is...Sammy, and they're totally going to replace Tommy for the 2025 season.

 

[Arlo Gunthrie]

Yeah, I think there was a fight/breakup molment, but they're totally still talking

I think it began with her starting to ghost her and amber possibly flipping the fuck out for not getting the attention she wants? speculation based on my own experiences..

Emily pretty much dips out on Amber but still strings her along to get her rocks off for a while.

i think its already been like that.. a bread crumb type situation type dill.. emily is a degenerate gooner fuckboy.. she'll come back to amber when she wants a fatty fix then dip out and string her along until its time for another fatty fix...and string along other fatties in the background. this is probably what she shouldve always done but that humiliation kink came into play for a bit

 

[SixBacons]

BPD isn't an excuse you guys. It's the reason.

Do you really need to tell a therapist you're BPD when you waddle in looking like this?
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jfc the pork shank

What. In. The. Fuck.

Her elbow’s nutsack is mesmerizing

 

[FatalTater]

Amber doesn't seem to understand that she is in her mid 30s and her mother doesn't owe her anything anymore either.

Oh I'm sure Amber knows this.
However, she will certainly still make her mother feel like she owes Amber the world, so Mom will drive her places and do stuff with her.
Imagine being such a shitty person that you have to use emotional blackmail to get your own mother to give you the time of day.
Love that for both of them.

 

[ExplodedWhale]

Amber is a neglectful piece of shit of a pet owner who lost two cats in the span of 5/6 years.

Not to be pedantic but the Destiny / Gracie being "lost" era was closer to ten years ago than five or six years ago.

Becky broke up with Amber four/five years ago.

Destiny era was c. 2015-2018.

(Though the point still stands, "losing" two pets as an adult in vague situations with no attempt to rectify the situation IS worth noting and says a lot about her.)

 

[Boolean Bitch]

I understand that Amber doesn't want to use tampons (how would she reach past her gunt?) because she's anti-penetration, but why not use those extra-large post-childbirth sanitary pads? Or Depends (OK, she'd have to cut them open because I'm pretty sure adult diapers don't come in size 6X) or something? My great-grandmother used old diapers rolled up and pinned into her underpants. Even I'm old enough to remember the sanitary pad + stretchy elastic belt combo ... surely somebody could have MacGyvered the equivalent for Hamburger Helpless. Somebody could've gotten crafty. Michael's exists for a reason. It can't all be scrapbooking supplies.

When you're 600+ lbs, you don't have the same options that normal-fats do. Amber's laaaaygs are so massive that a large area of her thighs near her groin constantly touch. I wouldn't be surprised if Amber has to do the splits (or almost splits) just to open up that area. And then once getting the pad into place and trying to sit or stand would cause the thighs to slam shut again, shifting the pad out of position and causing a lot of chafing to skin already irritated by being in contact with old urine and blood (both of which are major skin irritants) . Most of the mess probably got just stuck in a skin pocket anyway.... until she tried to stand up or shift around. Then *whoooooosh*
[You're welcome :-) ]

Now, she could have AT LEAST put down blue pads/a tarp/contractor grade trash bags under her free-bleed towel to cover the couches and mattress. Bitch is NASTY. Actually, no, nevermind; that would STILL be disgusting.

I thought I remembered that too, so I went back through the thread and had a look. Seems we are correct.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/amberlynn-reid.23570/post-6585663

it's been said there's a super long turd in the toliet . not sure what she was thinking posting that, like the blood wasn't enough for us.

Notice what's missing from the picture of the porcelain throne?.... TOILET PAPER!

Y'all KNOW when Hambutt showed up to the ER for the D&C, they told a Porter to go grab the peppermint oil. You can put a drop of Peppermint oil - or VapoRub, in a pinch - on your upper lip or on the inside of your mask to *mostly* block out extremely noxious smells. It's not exactly good for you, but neither is aspirating your own vomit or passing out face-first into a patient's mess.

Can you imagine being such a fucking retard that bleeding this excessively for several years straight didn’t scream DANGER?
I’d say with this you can absolutely believe her mother wasn’t involved in the majority of her life because this is the sort of thing she would 100% warn you about.

She was too busy at the time hopping from ER doctor to ER doctor in order to get one of them to diagnose her EYE-TWICH as a symptom of BRAIN CANCER. (Dude, I'm not kidding).

I think that's all the pink deflated Mylar balloons her mom got her for her 33rd birthday. Over a year ago.

PackratLynn can't throw THOSE away... 3s are a LUCKY FAMILY NUMBER!!
(Until she seals the deal with Emily or a new gorlfriend, and then the balloons, the family album, and every other "sentimental" gift from Kristine will be binned).

thought to myself, how the hell is she weighing volume? I did some minor research and now I am simply mad at the internet. Some scales have volume like milliliters but it just assumes 1 mL is equal to 1 g. This is retarded and I don't care for it. The weights are probably negligible in reality but I think it's misleading that you can weigh volume. Maybe there's other ways to determine volume like I don't know a cup.

You can weigh milk with some kitchen scales to get volume (slight PL my baking scale has that function).

The scale assumes that 1g is 1mL on the water setting (and water has a specific gravity of 1 (or a density of 1g/1mL - specific gravity is a factor calculated by multiplying the specific density of the item with the specific density of water). Milk has a specific gravity of 1.035 (though it can vary from 1.029 to 1.035 depending on the milk type, but that variance is too small to make a difference for home baking). Kitchen scales that have a "milk" setting have that specific gravity programmed in. They can be nice because it's one less measuring cup to dirty, but I don't think too many bother with it. You often have to slightly adjust the liquids you use in baking depending on the dryness of your flour or humidity of the environment you're in, so you rarely use EXACTLY the amount of liquid the recipe calls for. I guess if you're in an industrial setting making 1000x more portions, these settings would be more useful.

Anyway, none of it matters in the context of an Ambo vlog, as this is clearly just Hucow Feeder shit that she's forcing her audience to watch.

EDITED TO ADD: Sorry, I walked away half way through this, and then returned to it later without refreshing, so I didn't see that @lol cow supreme already explained this.

 

[a hapless toad]

The old saying goes "A pints a pound the world go round". This is literal (ok, not counting atmospheric pressure and gravity variances relative to geographical location). The standard for both imperial measurements are based on water,

16 ounces of water = 16 ounces/ 1 pound. 1 liter of water = 1 kilogram of water.

Note: In the UK a pint (aka imperial pint) is 20 ounces.

"A pint of water's a pound and a quarter."

 

[Guiseimtrolleeen]

I wonder how often that happens where Kristine is just trying to enjoy her day off and Ambers like “remember when you smoked meth in a tent?”

If I remember correctly that was on the many issues as to why her grandmother wouldn't let her comeback

 

[monet]

If I remember correctly that was on the many issues as to why her grandmother wouldn't let her comeback

I remember when aunt Tammy said Amber was horrible to grandmalynn, she would try to guilt trip her all the time and be generally insufferable

 

[pippeyyy]

I remember when aunt Tammy said Amber was horrible to grandmalynn, she would try to guilt trip her all the time and be generally insufferable

Was this the same grandma she was crying about after she was diagnosed with cancer and muckbanging herself out of all MRI/PET scan machines? She was crying about her being a lesbian who had weight loss surgery and was also some survivor of something else? I just remember it because it was so fucking weird at the time. If felt like she was manipulating her audience for pity but I don't think she knew the correct angle. I feel like she has claimed 4 or 5 different grandmas at this point. I swear when was with Krystal they were both dead? Maybe I'm confusing all her other lies

 

[Cal Arts]

Was this the same grandma she was crying about after she was diagnosed with cancer and muckbanging herself out of all MRI/PET scan machines? She was crying about her being a lesbian who had weight loss surgery and was also some survivor of something else? I just remember it because it was so fucking weird at the time. If felt like she was manipulating her audience for pity but I don't think she knew the correct angle. I feel like she has claimed 4 or 5 different grandmas at this point. I swear when was with Krystal they were both dead? Maybe I'm confusing all her other lies

The lesbian who had WLS was Amber's father's mother. This Oklahoma grandma was the one assaulted by Mamalynn.

 

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

Why has everyone forgotten about Becky drawing an underage Billie Eilish's bewbs?

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

taking a break, frustrating semaglutide update, therapy consultation, & reminiscing with mom vlog​

(02/10/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=VbovphErnbw

Spoiler: Local Archive

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Thanks. Righty-ho then, her stocky frame is giving me vibes of that one birthday clip during the Becky era where she wore all black, resident Amber shitlords will know what I mean. Anyway I'm very busy so let's do this shit.

Spoiler: Too long; didn't watch

And the cycle of the hog keeps turning and turning and turning...

It's January 31st and Amber is FAT FAT FAT. COUNSELtation with the BPD C-PTSD therapist coming soon .Medical blubbering from Amber. What follows is a shot of Amber looking like a fucking sitcom character, fat as fuck, retarded lip purse, pathetic tiny tits. A writing room full of washed up crusty old men huddled around a dying ASOS laptop, kept alive solely by sexually harassing everyone in the office couldn't come up with this retardation if you threatened them with a lifelong bumsniffing ban.

Mommalynn cackles like a witch. Maybe she magicked herself those fat tits. Anyway, retarded chatter between Amber and Momma that I don't care to summarize, only takeaway is Amber bringing up 3rd degree burns and Amber trying to get more pity mmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Back at bingo and yet more Amber fantasy lies, claiming that the lady that brought her the drink (or anyone involved in the process) wrote pretty shirt on the cup. Footage of Mommalynn filters.

After bingo we're back home, she has retarded bows in her hair on either side. OMG she met another subscriber at bingo, and apparently they're bingo buddies, though they did not sit together. (Lies lies lies.) Put her 10 day challenge on hold (not a surprise). More of this "I am so sad broken heart wah wah shit" (die ya fat bitch).

Okay no for real what is this visual, bow tie prints on the lacy tarp and double bow ties in hair, it's like someone engineered the most retarded looking arrested development bitch ever.​

"It's hard to do anything lately" It's called being 350+lbs overweight. Is still taking semaglutide but ran out (lol). Claims her new batch hasn't shipped in two weeks (sounds like a lie and she's deferring responsibility). Wants to double her dose because it's not working (isn't she already taking like, the quintuple intended dose already?(please correct me if I'm wrong I'm losing the plot)). Claims semaglutide making her nauseous is not her fault.

Talking about her member's only live. Oh. It looks like this is just a super mega fatty disguised rant. Our orcish oligarch is distressed, disheveled, and possibly displeased about the fact that reactors can still talk about her livestream or narrate them without breaking TOS. Man, who could've thought that the master plan of some sped fuck would not work? Truly a mystery for her to ponder over as she destroys the toilet bowl. Nah but she's complaining that people are exaggerating what she's saying. Tries to fish for more members.

Talking about the therapist now. Oh. This sounds like every "my new therapist/diet coach/advisor/dietician is so amazing" speech ever. I'll give it like...3 weeks before it falls apart. Seems excited that she now gets to use her conditions as a reason for her behaviour, further shirking responsibilities for her own behaviour.

It's over.

Sorry if I get too carried away, I gotta get some enjoyment outta this shit somehow.

I suppose I should give her credit for managing to look more retarded and repulsive every couple videos. Congrats, Amber. You truly are speshul (ed).

 

[DeadNotSleeping]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but a month ago or something, someone on Reddit claimed to be a customer buying videos from Emily about Amber. Wasn't one of the videos about drinking milk from the carton? I think I remember seeing a tweeted poster ad for it.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

It looks like Amber is starting to get those Jacqueline Adan forearms.
Does it mean anything when it’s only one of them, though?

 

[Esquilax]

It looks like Amber is starting to get those Jacqueline Adan forearms.
Does it mean anything when it’s only one of them, though?
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