Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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she could get on ozempic or whatever as well and doesn't want to
She has out-eaten ozempic and the likes more than once actually. She can’t just go on ozempic to lose weight because her problem goes even deeper than that.
When you’re at a point where you eat your way out of a drug that made Lizzo somewhat skinny, I think it’s safe to say you need outside help.
 
Have you completely memory holed the saga where Necky grifted a gofundme for car repairs then took the money and didn’t get any repairs?
Nope, not at all. I remember how she created a gofundme, received thousands of dollars, and then started spending it on non-car related expsenses before crying to her audience that the repairs were possibly going to cost MUCH MORE than what was already donated. When called out about squandering the opportunity her audience generously gave her to dig herself out of her mess, Becky taunted her audience with written comments like "lol stay mad". And when she REALLY got push back (and I think mentions of chargebacks started), suddenly the nephew came to the rescue with a magical O2 sensor that repaired the car for under $200 or so.

I also haven't forgotten:
  • the sexual advances Becky made on her 18-19 ish year old STEPSISTER (and the following harassment when stepsister refused to hit that)
  • the shitty treatment of her other exes
  • her "I'm a good actor" bullshit
  • her lashing out against reaction channels and assisting Amber in her bullshittery (I still think Becky was the "Urologist Receptionist" despite her denying it)
  • her ditching her dying mother (and saying the cancer made her psychotic when Norma spoke up against Amber), all for a Klondike bar
  • her ditching her friends Hannah and Rafe when they tried to warn her about the hambeast
  • the staggering amount of absolute landfill she bought on Amber's dime when she was Ambo's personal house elf (including the iPad bought at the time she knew she was planning on leaving Amber)
  • Becky being right there pigging out beside Amber EVERY TIME.
It's also not lost on me how after breaking up with Amber, it was Becky's intention to remain in the apartment (enjoying all of the luxuries of Ambo's spending - I doubt she was planning on paying 50% of all bills there on her part time Uber wage) for another 5 MONTHS before she planned to move out. These were all HER choices, and she needs to take a hard look at herself and come to terms with WHY she made those choices (without just sweeping it all under the rug with "Amber MADE me"). Maybe she can confront all of that and become a better person? Maybe, but I'm doubtful - I believe that Becky's a lazy grifter who became the mark of an even bigger (and slightly less retarded) grifter.

The point I was making was that Amber telling her audience that she "bought Becky a car" is to make her audience infer that Amber dropped some serious cash, and Becky rode off into the sunset with a free whip. In reality, Amber bought herself a car to be chauffeured around in because she wanted to ride in a vehicle with A/C (which Becky's car didn't have/was broken). Becky used her car as the down payment on some marginally better POS (it was old and really high mileage). Amber essentially paid mostly interest and almost no principal for 3-4 years. And then when they broke up, Amber walked waddled away from it, letting Becky "get the car"... and assume financial responsibility for the remainder of that loan - which by then was much higher than the value of the car. (Amber and Becky told their audience this during one of the breakup livestreams in summer 2021). Obviously a bunch of VERY STUPID CHOICES ON BECKY'S PART (and Becky didn't have to worry about loan payments, insurance fees, or paying for gas for those 3-4 years, so she did benefit in the short term),,, but not the free car that Amber's implying.

If anything, it was BECKY'S AUDIENCE (not Amber) who tried to get Becky a free car with all of the money they donated to her, but stupid Becky squandered that on magic beans or whatever instead of putting it towards the car. Or maybe she did put it towards the car (except for $10 for Amber's Netflix bill - what a retard), and her nephew was fucking hosing her the entire time with bullshit repairs and then just finally replaced the O2 sensor when he realized she was out of money. With Becky and her family, anything's possible.

I don't think it's a matter of her not WANTING to date men.
I think she's intimidated by them. She is always giddy and childish around them and she probably knows that most men who would give her the time of day would expect sex of some kind (not just ''hardcore making out'') and that is a lot for a grown woman who thinks fingering is a sex position. It's not a trauma thing either, I've seen people say ''she fears dick 'cos she was abused''. No. Fuck off, that isn't why. She's basically a teenage virgin who's terrified of having a real adult relationship.
With how infrequently and incompletely she washes, I think she also fears hurpling around with months-old jizz in her already musty-crusty folds.

AL is beyond the scope of WW. There are a few stories of 100+ pound losses, but given her girth she’s going to need actual medical supervision to succeed. And I use the word “succeed” lightly.
She knows that. She also knows that weight watchers lets her create a ton of content PRETENDING to track food points, doing food hauls, scanning bar codes into the app, and endless weigh ins for her to moo about water weight and 0.1 lb flucuations. She could get at least 2-3 weeks of content out of it (including yet ANOTHER retelling of the "banana vs. Snickers Bar" WW point story) before she has her epiphany that WW "allows" her to eat too much processed food and that calorie counting is the tried and true weight loss method. All low-effort content that she can create on autopilot by now. And with the way she's been dragging out her vlogs, that means she'll have WW content for her audience until at least MAY before she'll have to come up with some other bullshit weight loss arc.

I'll try a poem - I'll skip the usual "roses are red" situation type deal and try a haiku:
Tremors in the ground
All must flee to save their souls
Hambeast feeds tonight
 
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This shit's fucking gay. anyway, I got krystle.

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she could get on ozempic or whatever as well and doesn't want to.
She just quit her third go around with Ozempic. As usual, she gained weight while on it. It takes away her ability to binge, so she counteracts the effects of the medicine by vaping huge quantities of delta 8 to stimulate her appetite. There's no point of her ever going on semaglutide again because she does the same shit every time.
 
I keep being told this thread has more intellectual and nuanced discussion and no, it's just bitching about the fat girl every time. The fat girl did this. The fat girl did that. That's it. That's all there is to it. You guys make it seem like there's some Machiavellian plot where she's trying to take over the world but no, it's just a dumb fat bitch on Youtube. That's all.

This is Beauty Parlor in a nutshell:


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You guys make the DSP sub-forum look better by comparison. Jeeze.
"If you want really intellectually stimulating, in-depth and nuanced discussion, check out the Amberlynn lolcow thread" said absolutely nobody to you, ever. Lol
 
I keep being told this thread has more intellectual and nuanced discussion and no, it's just bitching about the fat girl every time. The fat girl did this. The fat girl did that. That's it. That's all there is to it. You guys make it seem like there's some Machiavellian plot where she's trying to take over the world but no, it's just a dumb fat bitch on Youtube. That's all.

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You guys make the DSP sub-forum look better by comparison. Jeeze.
Anyone expecting a thread about a 500 lb woman to have philosophical discussions about the meaning of life is a retard.
 
I mean I just love seeing a potential narc squirm. No becky isn’t great, none of them are but man amber seems to be in panic manic mode as of late. We’ve all known Becky’s “tea” for years this is just validation

Now id like to discuss the philosophical implications from how a 600 pound woman can even exist, like a dipshit
 
I keep being told this thread has more intellectual and nuanced discussion and no, it's just bitching about the fat girl every time. The fat girl did this. The fat girl did that. That's it. That's all there is to it.
Lmao who tf said that? This is a gossip site, not a philosophy symposium. All I, and I wager a lot of others, wanna do is laugh at a fat woman and her carbon based satellites, do the occasional autistic sperg and say that she is fat, and I would not have sex with her.
 
Anyone expecting a thread about a 500 lb woman to have philosophical discussions about the meaning of life is a retard.
Right? Who's the troll who told him that this thread had "intellectual and nuanced discussion"? This is the most exceptional thread in the Salon, and we like it that way.

I got Krystle btw
 
whatever compensation beggy was getting for months after the break was clearly worth it since she overstayed her welcome and didn't even need to look for a part time job to provide for herself. She could have found a job and moved out in couple of months. Clearly doing few hours of live streaming for housing takeout pocket money bills was worth it

Also private nurse salary is actually pretty minimum wage And let's not forget she only did the wiping for 9 months. Rest of the years she was just hanging around sometimes driving amber around. What type of job out there would let beggy be lazy all day long and get paid for it? neck stayed for money because i think she is very lazy when it comes to working and even though amber was horrible to her, bitch still almost got married to her.

like I don't understand why beggy wasn't working after the break up to save up for the time she wanted to move out. live streams didn't take that much time and she had housing and food. she could have found a serving job or a part time job or something so when she moved out she had more than 100$.
 
whatever compensation beggy was getting for months after the break was clearly worth it since she overstayed her welcome and didn't even need to look for a part time job to provide for herself. She could have found a job and moved out in couple of months. Clearly doing few hours of live streaming for housing takeout pocket money bills was worth it

Also private nurse salary is actually pretty minimum wage And let's not forget she only did the wiping for 9 months. Rest of the years she was just hanging around sometimes driving amber around. What type of job out there would let beggy be lazy all day long and get paid for it? neck stayed for money because i think she is very lazy when it comes to working and even though amber was horrible to her, bitch still almost got married to her.

like I don't understand why beggy wasn't working after the break up to save up for the time she wanted to move out. live streams didn't take that much time and she had housing and food. she could have found a serving job or a part time job or something so when she moved out she had more than 100$.
I agree Becky is exactly the type of person who claims their mental health can't handle showing up to a place five days a week and letting someone tell them what to do.
 
Idk how many women you know with full beards but ok THANK YOU FOR CORRECTING US
Imagine joining in January of 25 and think you're done lurking.
Integrate newfag.

Alao the whole pronoun debate. Amber dates women, its that easy. If you think they can opt out of their biological sex you're retarded. Don't Snowflake have a comment section for you to hang out in?
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I've been off ambo a while since she's on repeat again. The covid saga was hilarious, never have i seen such drama.
But this whole League of Retarded exes bs, I don't even know. These women really build their whole identity on being ambers ex. What sad people.
 
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