Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I have never seen anything like this on man nor beast. Wow.
Yeah but I watched My600LBlife before it went to streaming (no cable tv)and also I worked in a laundromat 20 years ago where there was a patron who was worse off than this, unable to wipe, unable to entrap a victim who would wipe him. I think his mother probably had been the wiper until she became too elderly/disabled to do it.

I'm guessing he's dead now. There was also a deathfat woman who, as the saying goes, had a pretty-ish face. She had a boyfriend (lul men would fuck a dead raccoon if it was available). She got weight loss surgery which worked as well as it does, maybe 430 to 299ish. Idk what became of her because I went somewhere else before too long. Bottom line is, Amberlynn is nowhere near the bottom line of pathetic.
 
Pls tell me this is an edit because I'm losing my goddamn mind
No baby. It's real. And the thing is!!! Her forearm is fat af...
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...but the absolute land mass that is upper Armgolia makes it look like a slender peninsula.
 
My retarded iPad won’t let me quote, but allow me to sperg out about WW.

I agree that Amber needs more than a phone app to get her out of the situation type deal she’s eaten herself into. I’m a lowly straight-sized small fat (or whatever those gargantuan cows call it) with about 20 pounds to lose, and WW is working fine for me.

Anyway, I’ve done WW a couple of times, and the program changes quite a bit from iteration to iteration.

The current version has a ton of zero point foods: all fruits, vegetables except for avocado, lean beef, skinless chicken, fish, shellfish, oats and plain potatoes are zero points. This is great news, right? Except they compensate for it by hammering you for sweets and processed foods.

For the record, I get 23 points a day, (plus a few more weekly and activity points blah blah who cares.)

Last night I had a New York strip steak, roasted Brussels sprouts, sautéed mushrooms, and a Manhattan for dinner. The steak was zero points, but the Manhattan was 10. So you can imagine how much drinking I don’t do.

I don’t think I saw the video where Amber claimed WW let her eat too much junk, but yeah, WW lets you eat junk. Hell, they used to manufacture and sell that junk at their meetings and even in normal supermarkets. But they pretty much don’t have meetings anymore. Most of us are using the app. And now that they’ve gone out of the snack cake business, you will get smacked for eating snack cakes or basically any crappy processed junk.

Amber alert: these days, a banana is zero points, whereas a full size Snickers bar is 13. Cheesecake Factory orange chicken is 59 points. A Buzzballz Chocolate Chiller is 10. A serving of Ben & Jerry’s Coffee Coffee Buzz Buzz Buzz ice cream—2/3 cup, mind you, not the whole pint—is 21. (Sorry, Dalton.)

So basically Amber is fucked, but of course, we already been knew.
 
I mean I just love seeing a potential narc squirm. No becky isn’t great, none of them are but man amber seems to be in panic manic mode as of late. We’ve all known Becky’s “tea” for years this is just validation

I doubt it. She spent half of the latest video reading from a goddamn workbook. Becky and the team of retarded exes are giving her desperately needed content. If she’s panicking about anything it’s declining income and having nothing but bingo nights to film.

ALR needs side characters. That’s why I tuned out when mr hands made their appearance on the channel.
 
The sperging about pronouns shitting up the thread is so retarded.

Casey is a classic millennial LGBTQ person, they want to identify as a man, and take an active effort to transition, they don't push their identity on anyone and they don't sperg the fuck out if you misgender them. All they do is simply exist in the body that they feel most comfortable, and if that makes u so angry you have to make effort posts on kiwi farms you are MATI and should kill yourself.


as for the troons, zachary michael, beggy, etc. Idgaf and neither does anyone else about "misgendering" them, so let's stop having retard debates about it, and instead focus on the fact her forearm's are like overflowing water balloons and I would in fact not have sex with her.
 

torrid TRY ON haul, are mukbangs coming back, & the nine bpd criteria traits ✨ vlog​

(03/10/25)

Original:
Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=7EJFScxizvY
Thanks, looks like this one's gonna be at least semi-entertaining, if those horrifying clothing shots are any indicator.


February 28th. No vlog, she just shows us how far she's gotten on her LEGO ad is baffled how she's made it so far, with the LEGO, not anything worthy of note.

March 1st. Mommalynn asked Hambo to go to bingo with her the day prior, but hamfuck declined with a heavy heart cuz she has no energy as an aftereffect of the big bayud covid (I foresee a lot of milking of this in the future). So she'll go to Bingo today instead (riveting). Assures us Mommalynn doesn't have covid. Informs us she didn't vape for 6 weeks. Short clip of them at bingo, where Amber won apparently, and we get a LEGO update.

March 2nd. Saw her mom, didn't vlog it tho. Has a box by her side, says she's planning to "remodel" the kitchen. Pulls one of the BPD self help books into the scene. I debated whether to describe this reading session in depth, but really "Amber reads from the book interspersed with instances of 'this is so true' or any variation thereof" is enough. Lists the 9 criteria for BPD:
  1. Frantic efforts to avoid real or imagined abandonment.
  2. Pattern of unstable and intense interpersonal relationships (characterized by alternating idealization and devaluation)
  3. Identity disturbance, markedly and persistently unstable self image or sense of self
  4. Impulsivity in at least two areas that are potentially self-damaging (e.g. spending, sex, substance abuse, reckless driving binge eating)
  5. Reoccuring suicidal behavior, gestures, threats or self mutilating behavior
  6. Effective instabilitydue to a marked reactivity of mood (e.g. intense episodic dysphoria, irritability, anxiety lasting a few hours/rarely longer than a few days)
  7. Chronic feeling of emptiness
  8. Inappropriate intense anger or difficulty controlling anger (e.g. frequent displays of temper, constant anger, reoccurring physical fights)
  9. Transient stress related paranoid ideation or severe disassociative symptoms
Says she has all 9. During the self evaluation, she got the result that she's on the extreme end of the spectrum. Says the biggest problems caused by her BPD are in romantic relationships, in rarer instance in friendships (cuz she has none) and with her family. Motivational crap from Amber adressing BPDers that boils down to "dun worry it ok".

Taste test of Duos Beef Jerky. "Smells so good", isn't tasting some of the things that are advertised "but it's good". LEGO update.

March 3rd. Gives is the tryon haul. Some black dress with roses (?) on it. Points out how it's see through in her "boobage area" (which is probably because the fabric is stretched so thin as to be see through). Picking at her clothing is back. Also has pockets but I doubt we'll see any use out of them.
Mystery hock
Also wtf is her arm?
Next up is the mean girls sweater, nothing really interesting about that one, looks about as bad on her as anything would. Next up is some white thing and-
Bedsheet
I'm sorry was this made from an actual bedsheet?
Looks awful to wear too, even Amber acknowledges it. Next up is the tragic sweater, and apparently she gave the second one to her mom. WHich honestly is great, if Mommalynn gets it isolated, she has a spare tentcloth. Anyway, nothing really to say about this one. Snake tank top, and fucking hell, does that one ever show off her livertits, or whatever those strange rolls on the side are. Shows us the Cardigan again in what I assume is nothing but her bra, which is very detrimental because I planned to eat after writing this post.

Eats another factor me, and tbh, how far she's fallen, she's not even bothering to plate it anymore, just eating out of the trough. Has her Laptop in the background acting as a timer for some reason. Claims to love shrimp, when I could swear just a couple of episodes ago she said that she didn't, but that could just be on me. But man...
Bliss
Look at this, she's so happy. The slobbish sovereign is back in her element of eating shit on camera.
Gives the wrong definition of what a mukbang is, saying it's about someone eating a lot of food, when I'm sure that was just how fatstards like Amber bastardized it. Pretty sure it was meant more as like a "have some company while you eat" situation type deal. Anyway, uses that false definiton to explain how she's not doing a mukbang, when what she's doing fits the original definition a lot better, hell, calling it an "eat with me" molment as she does just further proves the point. Says the timer is to show that she's taking her time eating.

Gives us another LEGO update. Posteditinglynn gives us an outro because she forgot in the actual vlog.

The END.
Eh, this one's good for a watch purely if you wanna see how deformed she is during the tryon segment, avoid in all other circumstances.
 
My retarded iPad won’t let me quote, but allow me to sperg out about WW.

I agree that Amber needs more than a phone app to get her out of the situation type deal she’s eaten herself into. I’m a lowly straight-sized small fat (or whatever those gargantuan cows call it) with about 20 pounds to lose, and WW is working fine for me.

Anyway, I’ve done WW a couple of times, and the program changes quite a bit from iteration to iteration.

The current version has a ton of zero point foods: all fruits, vegetables except for avocado, lean beef, skinless chicken, fish, shellfish, oats and plain potatoes are zero points. This is great news, right? Except they compensate for it by hammering you for sweets and processed foods.

For the record, I get 23 points a day, (plus a few more weekly and activity points blah blah who cares.)

Last night I had a New York strip steak, roasted Brussels sprouts, sautéed mushrooms, and a Manhattan for dinner. The steak was zero points, but the Manhattan was 10. So you can imagine how much drinking I don’t do.

I don’t think I saw the video where Amber claimed WW let her eat too much junk, but yeah, WW lets you eat junk. Hell, they used to manufacture and sell that junk at their meetings and even in normal supermarkets. But they pretty much don’t have meetings anymore. Most of us are using the app. And now that they’ve gone out of the snack cake business, you will get smacked for eating snack cakes or basically any crappy processed junk.

Amber alert: these days, a banana is zero points, whereas a full size Snickers bar is 13. Cheesecake Factory orange chicken is 59 points. A Buzzballz Chocolate Chiller is 10. A serving of Ben & Jerry’s Coffee Coffee Buzz Buzz Buzz ice cream—2/3 cup, mind you, not the whole pint—is 21. (Sorry, Dalton.)

So basically Amber is fucked, but of course, we already been knew.
Wow it's fucking crazy that a normal sized person gets 23 daily points and Amber gets like 75. And still goes over almost every single day, cutting into weekly points. It's a complete waste of money for her.

As MBP said the only way she's losing weight is if she's locked in a room with only a treadmill and her meals are brought to her. She needs fat prison.
 
Says the timer is to show that she's taking her time eating.
I have a feeling this is part of a request from one of her feeder fans or Emily. There's no reason for half of what she does unless she's putting on feeder shows maybe it's sorta like voyeurism? Doing it blatantly in front of people and acting innocent like she's not doing feeder content. Then there are those who are stupid and believe she's innocent. Which strokes her ego and tells her she's getting away with it, but the whole time she's really just putting on that show.

I had to look for myself out of morbid curiosity. It's all too real.

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Imagine having done this to yourself because you can't stop shoving garbage down your throat.

God damn is right. She's so deformed.
Imagine doing that to yourself and being smug about it like you are some kind of hot shit when you just smell like rancid shit and look lumpy.
 
I believe that last time, she had 82 points per day on WW plus an additional 28 points for the week. No one could calculate these amounts. Nonetheless, she ate through all those points in a day. I do not expect her to do any better this time. We have to remember that for Amber, trying is as good as succeeding. It will last a week or two, and she will tell us that her mentalz made her quit. I fully expect that intuitive eating will follow next.
 
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