Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[DXR1000]

why doesn't she just have a smart toilet installed? Jesus wiping your ass using the corner of the sink is hilarious and disgusting. I keep imagining ambers huge lump of a body shimmy shimmy across a sharp ass sink corner while the wash cloth keeps slipping )))))))

Beggy can fuck off tho with the financial abuse bullshit. fat fuck woudln't even have her current gorlfriend it it wasn't for gorlworld. that cunt gf is only with necky cuz of amber

 

[Raw]

Here's a clip of the washcloth story and a short video of Hamber's washcloth purchasing history.

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha what a fat fucking loser.
Anyway, didn't she also destroyed said bathroom at one point? It has to be from plopping her shelf on the sink and scraping her ass down to wipe.

Edit: I will never look the same at any counter corner in her vicinity. But I will check her upcoming vlogs for potential wiping candidates.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Jordy’s entire stream tonight will be about washcloth wiping

Edit: I’m lost, so she would run her ass across the towel laid on the sink? What kind of sink are we talking ?

 

[Sid Precious]

Amberlynn, almost everyone will think that you are a disgusting pig with this new info, but there is a guy in Kuwait...

 

[pippeyyy]

Jordy’s entire stream tonight will be about washcloth wiping

Edit: I’m lost, so she would run her ass across the towel laid on the sink? What kind of sink are we talking ?

She would put the washcloth on the corner of the sink vanity and run her ass down it. Just blindly dragging her ass across the corner with the cloth, wiping shit on everything. There's no way she didn't.

Holy shit, I have always wondered how they wipe but that has been a mistake.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

The washcloth story was the first thing any of these lesbos has said that's actually made me sit up and pay attention. What an absolute filthy sack of shit to wipe her crusty shelf on someone's dead mother's cloths! Could she not find any towels to point her swolleeen sausages at in Wommart or Amazawn? Manky cow.

Also Becky, tell us more about washing the ankle balls!

 

[DXR1000]

can someone talented please make a visual of amber wiping on the corner of a sink? I'm begging yall. begging more than beggy begs.
edit: yall how do i delete my posts i feel like ive been spaming the thread and i should have just put them all in one post

 

[Boolean Bitch]

I wish I didn't know how to read.

Reinactment for the literacy-impared...

So... she's the size of a full grown grizzly AND shits like one? You don't say....

LOL! Ambo thought Becky wouldn't have the thumb-balls to out her like this (nice work, Dakota). If it wasn't already, I think it's safe to say both Factor and WW are now officially over.

 

[DXR1000]

Reinactment for the literacy-impared...
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So... she's the size of a full grown grizzly AND shits like one? You don't say....

LOL! Ambo thought Becky wouldn't have the thumb-balls to out her like this (nice work, Dakota). If it wasn't already, I think it's safe to say both Factor and WW are now officially over.

Yall think rosie and foodie wipe like this too?

 

[ChubbyTubbyBabeee]

I have no doubts some flossing manoeuvre was used when Becky wasn't around. Poopy butt Amber always had a UTI after all.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Imagine you made some beautiful cotton washcloths to hand down through your southern family only to have them be shit on and thrown out by a 600lb cat killing lesbian

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Well I’ll be damned, Becky had good tea for once? Amber really did a number on Eric and Rickie’s bathroom between everything, huh? Not even the counters were spared her blood and shit?

 

[Cal Arts]

why doesn't she just have a smart toilet installed?

Getting a whole toilet installed? In a rental? Doubtful. But why wouldn't she use one of these? We've been assuming she used a Bottom Buddy all over this thread.

 

[Third Kiwi Account]

why doesn't she just have a smart toilet installed?

Getting a whole toilet installed? In a rental? Doubtful. But why wouldn't she use one of these? We've been assuming she used a Bottom Buddy all over this thread.

If she had one of those she would have to keep it in the bathroom where other people might see it.

Amber would rather clandestinely ruin other peoples property, be disgusting, and lie rather than admit the truth to other people.

It's very child-like behavior

 

[Gregor Samsa]

My fucking sides! The mental image of Amber dragging her shit incrusted shelf ass down a wash cloth on a sink corner, getting shit on everything, is the funniest thing to me. Like, that has to be one of the least effective ways to wipe, right? I just keep imagining her pulling the cloth off the corner to the floor, her having to bend down to pick up the shit covered cloth and reposition it back on the sink so she could try again.

Just when I think im out, she pulls me back in.

Never change Amber.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

My fucking sides! The mental image of Amber dragging her shit incrusted shelf ass down a wash cloth on a sink corner, getting shit on everything, is the funniest thing to me. Like, that has to be one of the least effective ways to wipe, right? I just keep imagining her pulling the cloth off the corner to the floor, her having to bend down to pick up the shit covered cloth and reposition it back on the sink so she could try again.

The smell would have been horrendous. I am not sure that all these candles that she bought would cover the stench. Becky was a willing participant in this mess, but what about Jade and Emily? I not sure that Jade or Emily would wipe her, so she would have been even more odorous. All the perfumes that she is buying are also put to good use. It might have been one of the reasons Emily shipped her out or OKC.

 

[Raw]

She broke (at least) 2 bathrooms, this screenshot (and clip) of a broken towel railing was at Emily's. I guess there were no available corners to wipe in her bathroom.

She must have clenched the cheeks around a hanging towel and started to do her signature bear move.

Edit: added clip

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

So shes still doing this right now then right?

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Rag on a corner lol
I’m absolutely fucking rolling right now

 

[Rotogravure]

I hate everything that is going on in this thread right now. Jesus Christ.