Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Sarah Connor]

Maybe she should shower and wash her hair

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she's so easy to draw lol

 

[Gergg]

she's so easy to draw lol

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"Oh mah gawhhhh look at those dainty cheek bones! I'm obsessed, no lidurully obsessed! And that was me 50 pounds ago yawl, look at me now!"
*Clearly 100 pounds fatter*
"That's just what eating hot glue on brussel sprouts will do for a gourly slop!"

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

she's so easy to draw lol

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I appreciate the chin balls

 

[California King]

Oh you silly willies. That’s not an arm!
That’s just the ugliest squid you’ve ever seen in your life
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underwater toilet plunger

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

How long is MamaLynn holding in these ciggie hits? Maybe her exhaust system is just fucked and she's running rich? Either way, you go gorl, I'd need a cig around Ambo too. To cut the smell at least.

 

[Bogliacci]

This latest vlog brought back a memory from the Depp Trial, when Depps team had their psychologist going through her evaluation of Amber Heard and how because Amber was self evaluating to have all of the symptoms of PTSD in their most severe forms, she most likely faking it.

Just sort of came to mind when Amberlynn was reading through thr self evaluation exercises of the workbook how she meets EVERY criteria of BPD and she has every symptom (except 1) in the severe to extreme.

 

[Britney Spears]

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I have never seen anything like this on man nor beast. Wow.

Her arm thigh looks like a chicken lollipop

 

[New & Improved Username]

I had to look for myself out of morbid curiosity. It's all too real.

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Imagine having done this to yourself because you can't stop shoving garbage down your throat...

Ooh I didn't even notice the arm. I thought she looked slimmer here because of the way her body is turned plus now that she's a menopausal 34 year old the gravity has pulled the massive fat apron down. It used to stick out further but the mass had shifted.

 

[Eskimoto]

Amberlynn isn’t transphobic, she’s change-phobic. She’d love a Mommy Domme top that passes as male but she is pathologically terrified of change whether it’s herself or someone else. In Amberlynn‘s head, anything a partner does that makes them feel good about themselves is a threat to their relationship because she knows only weak willed, unmotivated, slightly retarded people are fooled by her mask. Amberlynn isn’t unique. We’ve all met an Amberlynn. The only way they keep a persons interest is by completely isolating them and keeping their time filled with pointless tasks and bullshit, like choosey.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

How long is MamaLynn holding in these ciggie hits? Maybe her exhaust system is just fucked and she's running rich? Either way, you go gorl, I'd need a cig around Ambo too. To cut the smell at least.
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Just watching clips of her video and she is talking about how she still has all these covid symptoms, especially her breathing and then I see this clip of her mom blowing smoke in her direction. Can her mom not smoke for a whole couple of hours to spend time with her?

ETA so more questions/thoughts.
Has Becky said what pissed the gays off so much they had to move quickly? I know Amber recently said it was Becky, but I don't really buy that. AND!

LOrd help me for actually wanting to know this, but what was the logistics of the wiping? Did Amber give Becky a heads up, "hey I'm going to take a shit now, be ready to come wipe in 10"? Did she text her when she was done? Did they have a code word they used? Most importantly, did Amber just lean forward on the toilet or did she bend over and wait, like my toddlers did before they could wipe their own ass? I'm dyeeennn to know.

 

[kittyluvr28]

So, before Amberlynn had Becky wipe her, she used to shit on Eric's or Ricky's washcloths that they got from their dead mom and she would throw them away after. Eric/Ricky started asking about the missing washcloths and Amber asked Becky to lie to them about it. Amber then bought a bulk pack washcloths and started using those. After she shat/bled/pissed on the washcloths, she had Becky handwash them in the sink before putting them in the washer.

Spoiler: Archive: Becky's Response to Amber's Livestream

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Just watching clips of her video and she is talking about how she still has all these covid symptoms, especially her breathing and then I see this clip of her mom blowing smoke in her direction. Can her mom not smoke for a whole couple of hours to spend time with her?

I agree but would you be able to be in Amber’s company for more than a few minutes without some form of chemical help?
Nicotine is probably the best a former addict can get tbh.

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

Her arm thigh looks like a chicken lollipop

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Checks out.

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

Just watching clips of her video and she is talking about how she still has all these covid symptoms, especially her breathing and then I see this clip of her mom blowing smoke in her direction. Can her mom not smoke for a whole couple of hours to spend time with her?

I agree but would you be able to be in Amber’s company for more than a few minutes without some form of chemical help?
Nicotine is probably the best a former addict can get tbh.

Tbh if I had to sit with the hambinator for any length of time, I'd probably start smoking to get through it

 

[Camel Bro 94]

So, before Amberlynn had Becky wipe her, she used to shit on Eric's or Ricky's washcloths that they got from their dead mom and she would throw them away after. Eric/Ricky started asking about the missing washcloths and Amber asked Becky to lie to them about it. Amber then bought a bulk pack washcloths and started using those. After she shat/bled/pissed on the washcloths, she had Becky handwash them in the sink before putting them in the washer.

Spoiler: Archive: Becky's Response to Amber's Livestream

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Here's a clip of the washcloth story and a short video of Hamber's washcloth purchasing history.

credit: spongebat on X

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

So, before Amberlynn had Becky wipe her, she used to shit on Eric's or Ricky's washcloths that they got from their dead mom and she would throw them away after. Eric/Ricky started asking about the missing washcloths and Amber asked Becky to lie to them about it. Amber then bought a bulk pack washcloths and started using those. After she shat/bled/pissed on the washcloths, she had Becky handwash them in the sink before putting them in the washer.

Spoiler: Archive: Becky's Response to Amber's Livestream

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I wish I didn't know how to read.

 

[dfranki723]

Fatty is probably having a meltdown over the washcloth info. Becky has finally mentioned something I think is both interesting and genuinely horrific.
Having such disgusting habits is one thing but forcing other people to clean up after those habits? Fucking trash excuse of a human being Hammy. As if we needed anymore confirmation that she must fucking stiiiiiiiink. Sweat, rotten food crumbs, piss, weeping wounds, fishy clothing, cheesy flaps and a shit encrusted arsehole? Holy fuck.

Fat Fuck would be completely at home on My 600lb Life.

 

[Bogliacci]

Here's a clip of the washcloth story and a short video of Hamber's washcloth purchasing history.

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credit: spongebat on X

Thumby was sitting on this thinking she'd protect Amber's feelings by not revealing it, did she learn nothing in all those years that Amber wasn't worth protecting?

 

[Mom_Is_A_Problem]

Here's a clip of the washcloth story and a short video of Hamber's washcloth purchasing history.

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Wow, just fucking wow. Amber, I know you constantly state you can do things like everyone else but gorl, no one else is doing this. Fucking nasty. I guess this is what was meant when Becky stated she was "ruining other's property", well one of things.

Hopefully there is a section in Amber's beepeedee books that can help her make an excuse for this situation.

Edit: Grammar

 

[smushybanana]

It’s some kind of karmic justice that she must be so uncomfortable constantly, imagine how much a mile long ass crack that barely gets the shit scraped off would ITCH. And she can’t reach to scratch. Hellish. No more pretending to be dainty online, she is forever poop scootin, crusty butt lynn now.