Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Acceptable]

Maybe another sighting of Amber in the wild using 2 chairs, like a dainty gorl.

Her size and hair and everything look very spot on but something seems off about the face shape. That woman is also sitting up with relatively okay posture and usually amber is hunched over with a lump on her back. It definitely could be her but this is Oklahoma bingo, I don’t think amberlyn reid is a minority in the BMI category

 

[StrawberryDouche]

fakest water chug ever, huge cut. bitch don't got the lungs to chug a whole water without a breath.

Counterpoint: She's too stupid to drink and breathe at the same time.


It's entire table full of Ambers. That's craaaazy.


This is the funniest pic of her I've seen in ages lolhahahahahlol

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

The fucking poodle ears is definitely the most heinous hairstyle she's had for a while.

 

[Bing Chilling]

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This is the funniest pic of her I've seen in ages lolhahahahahlol

the pigtails are giving space hopper vibes

 

[Mom_Is_A_Problem]

Saw this on Reddit I'm pretty sure that's a person trying to escape from fat prison!
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That could be one of Becky's nephews actually....

 

[Liability]

Longtime lurker, first time poster, is Lena Dunham preparing for an Amberlynn Reid biopic?

 

[strange creature]

The becky snark sub has just vanished. From the discussion, it appears that Dakota is a avid lurker (we already knew that of course), and didn't like what people were saying about her. As of now, any sub mentioning Dakota in a negative light is being banned. Here's some screenshots of the thread.

Here's a close up of the picture that pissed off Dakota and lead to this rampage, which shows her real weight.
I can see why Becky likes her so much, she really is Amber 2.0!

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

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The becky snark sub has just vanished. From the discussion, it appears that Dakota is a avid lurker (we already knew that of course), and didn't like what people were saying about her. As of now, any sub mentioning Dakota in a negative light is being banned. Here's some screenshots of the thread.
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Here's a close up of the picture that pissed off Dakota and lead to this rampage, which shows her real weight.
I can see why Becky likes her so much, she really is Amber 2.0!

Ah yes, the classic “if I hold my phone in front of my face or almost directly above my head you won’t know I have three chins”.
Trust me gorl we can tell. Dayum she is big.
At least she beats out Hamber in the tits department?

 

[California King]

Ah yes, the classic “if I hold my phone in front of my face or almost directly above my head you won’t know I have three chins”.

The MySpace Angle lives on.

 

[Hayduraide]

Here's a close up of the picture that pissed off Dakota and lead to this rampage, which shows her real weight.
I can see why Becky likes her so much, she really is Amber 2.0!

If anyone wants the direct link to where these images come from, it's from here: https://www.reddit.com/r/PlusSizeFashion/comments/pptr1a/dropping_a_few_outfits_i_got_from_shein/
https://www.reddit.com/r/PlusSizeFashion/comments/sif77l/two_new_outfits_from_shein/

Archiving images here for easy access.

Spoiler: Her old Reddit account was filled with ebegging even up until recently. Archiving a snippet of the Dakota timeline here.

She seemed like a lonely person, begging for free pizza, Neopets friends, and free Minecraft for her autistic son.

Looks like she had broken up with her AmberlynnLiveStreamProposal fiance "a few months" before Feb 18, 2023.

For those who may have forgotten, May-June 2022 she was getting a wedding band for her engagement ring.

Dakota got engaged on Amber's livestream "new boo" on Oct 15, 2021. Timestamp @39 minutes in.

Dakota went on Reddit to brag about it immediately after claiming it was real.

The answer to "Why..." lmao

Edit: I was looking through archives of her panic deleted Reddit and at first I was concerned she was posting videos of her son.

I look at the post and I'm hoping this is a pet. Unless her cat/dog is the autistic son who desperately needs a copy of Minecraft. I'll see if I can grab an archive of the video.

Edit again: It's a cat. Good to know more Dakota lore and what animals might be in that house. I'm wondering if the cat had medical issues because that is a LOT of shaved fur.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

I don't know, she is definitely smaller and prettier than Amber. She looks like she showers and can wipe her own ass. I'm not simping for her, and it obviously wouldn't take much for Becky to find better than Amber.

 

[Acceptable]

she has a style that goes well with Becky. amber has a type and her type has always been boyish looking fatties. the only one she's dated who wasn't fat was tommy. i would assume seeing Becky go for someone smaller and prettier is a punch to her inflated ego and is making things worse for her.

 

[Hayduraide]

I don't know, she is definitely smaller and prettier than Amber. She looks like she showers and can wipe her own ass. I'm not simping for her, and it obviously wouldn't take much for Becky to find better than Amber.

Dakota proudly announced on Reddit that she can, in fact, wipe her own ass, but for some reason goes into detail of how she does it.

She had to powerlevel that she's less than half Amber's 500-600 elbees. Amazing.

Edit: Dakota is 5'1". Shorter than Amber by 2" (or 1.5" since Amber claims to be 5'2.5" but rounds up sometimes to 5'3").

Nevermind, she must have shrank because 4 months before the above post, she announced she was 5'2". Maybe she's also rounding up just like Amber does and changes her height depending on what makes her look dainty or not as fat depending on the context. She really is Amber 2.0.

 

[Bing Chilling]

Dakotas gonna need a bigger phone if she’s going with the “cover my up my problem areas with the phone” pose

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

I don’t think amberlyn reid is a minority in the BMI category

Agreed, there’s two other women literally right there that look pretty big too lol

I’m leaning towards the biggun originally circled being Hambuh though, the woman next to her looks similar in skin tone and size to Mommalynn

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Longtime lurker, first time poster, is Lena Dunham preparing for an Amberlynn Reid biopic?

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In the Lena Dunham thread, I keep posting something along the lines of, "Every time I see a new picture of her, she's even fatter than the last picture."

And now she's basically cosplaying as our Gorl, poop bun and all.

Amazing, lol.

 

[ABB (Reloaded)]

I still cannot believe the Slayton Sisters got a Hulu deal before Amberlynn. Like I know she's not as ugly as Tammy but cmon

 

[a hapless toad]

I still cannot believe the Slayton Sisters got a Hulu deal before Amberlynn. Like I know she's not as ugly as Tammy but cmon

Amber is boring and has no personality. At least the Slatons are occasionally funny and also shameless.

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

I still cannot believe the Slayton Sisters got a Hulu deal before Amberlynn. Like I know she's not as ugly as Tammy but cmon

There’s no way that she’d ever agree to be on one of those deathfat shows because she wouldn’t be in control of the narrative. They’d want her to actually show the 3x doordash a day on camera along with the dainty things she claims she actually only eats in a day
They’d probably also want to see layyyrgadema and buttshelf for the shock/disgust factor.
Two things she absolutely would never allow to happen

 

[Acceptable]

amber would never agree to that. she's too much of a narcissist. idk if your aware of how reality tv works but they spin whatever narrative they are in the mood for that day regardless of if its true. she would have to give up complete control of everything. she would never