Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Otterly]

The most common cause of cellulitis is insect bites, especially spiders.

Same here! I wonder why spider bites are so bad for it? I’ve seen a couple of older (thin) relatives get it quite badly after garden bites and two of them were we presume spiders because of how the bite looked

 

[Cornfed]

So if the water was up to her calves that would mean there was half a foot of standing flood water in a major city. Bitch, that kind of flooding would be national news, requiring a National Guard and federal response.
I know she is retarded, but come on. She didn't change her putrid pants for a week, got rained on a little, and woke up with skin infection. If she even has it. I'm pressing x to doubt, and think she just ate enough Arby's to cause a truly horrific aftermath to her washclothes.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

I have seen a shitload of people get cellulitis. The thing that makes it cellulitis instead of any other kind of infected skin is the depth of the infection. It isn't superficial, so it isn't like if you ever got a wound or a scrape that got infected- with that kind of infection it is relatively easy to clean and for the most part whatever is infecting you can leak out since the opening in the skin is wide enough. The most common cause of cellulitis is insect bites, especially spiders. I have seen very bad cases of it in IV drug users that run out of veins and give themselves subcutaneous injections of drugs. Usually there is some kind of puncturing. That type of wound doesn't easily exude pus because of the shape, so it spreads on a deeper layer of skin and can become genuinely dangerous if untreated.

Her weight is a contributor to cellulitis because the amount of territory her immune system has to patrol is much larger than a normally sized person, but her hygiene or stepping in a puddle etc may not be much of a contributor. Bad hygiene tends to contribute to other types of infections, but generally cellulitis is caused by bacteria that is normal and expected on the skin surface being deposited somewhere it doesn't normally go. Many people sleep through being bitten by spiders (or wake up and forget about it upon falling back asleep). If this is recurrent for her they might test her for MRSA colonization.

I appreciate the knowledge and thank you for enlightening me and the people in this thread.

That being said, all the examples you gave don’t seem to apply to Amber.

Yes the spider example is probably the best but even so, I have my doubts. I don’t know much about spiders, but I have a feeling that Amber is not something they would be attracted to. Her smell, between the shit and what ever she sprays on herself, is not what I assume a spider is looking for. I could be wrong.

The other example, the IV drug users, doesn’t apply either.

Personally, I think Amber has an open wound somewhere on her body, most likely on one of her legs. A diabetic would of some sort that led to the cellulitis infection.

Edit - spelling errors

 

[Constellationzero]

but her hygiene or stepping in a puddle etc may not be much of a contributor.

You don't think ankle ballz, or Scorn ballsack entities elsewhere, contribute?

That fat is somewhat taut and folded permanently over, trapping whatever between the Scorn entity and the layyyyyyg. Rubbing. A lot. and being either sweaty/moist, or dried out with rubbing.

And she never showers. Never washes with HOT WATER and SOAP. And she damn well isn't taking a terlet brush and getting up in there to wash the Baczynski nightmare that are her ankle ballz.

The rubbing ALONE, with rampant, uncontrolled Wilford Brimleys, surely has to contribute somewhat.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

So if the water was up to her calves that would mean there was half a foot of standing flood water in a major city. Bitch, that kind of flooding would be national news, requiring a National Guard and federal response.
I know she is retarded, but come on. She didn't change her putrid pants for a week, got rained on a little, and woke up with skin infection. If she even has it. I'm pressing x to doubt, and think she just ate enough Arby's to cause a truly horrific aftermath to her washclothes.

There were people saying since the new Victims of an Empath came out, there would be some kinda health scare from her and here we are. She's had terrible hygiene since she was a child, that shit isn't going to all of a sudden get better now that she's the size of 5 adult women.

 

[Neko GF]

reaction channels are lying about this, & finally a TRUE rumor! | let's talk ep. 5​

(04/24/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=GEUlB4wzdP8

Spoiler: Local Archive

 

[Calories]

My anti-clickbait service:

They're both at the end of the video, starting at around 23:09

The true rumor: She's back to vaping Delta 8 again. Once or twice a week.
The things reaction channels say she claims are lies: That she lied about being close to Oklahoma fires to get sympathy.

 

[1039]

reaction channels are lying about this, & finally a TRUE rumor! | let's talk ep. 5​

(04/24/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=GEUlB4wzdP8

Spoiler: Local Archive

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she mentioned when she did out patient a few years ago and they told her not to count calories. Wasn't it found out it was a "healthy at any size" place?

 

[Esquilax]

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You don't think ankle ballz, or Scorn ballsack entities elsewhere, contribute?

That fat is somewhat taut and folded permanently over, trapping whatever between the Scorn entity and the layyyyyyg. Rubbing. A lot. and being either sweaty/moist, or dried out with rubbing.

And she never showers. Never washes with HOT WATER and SOAP. And she damn well isn't taking a terlet brush and getting up in there to wash the Baczynski nightmare that are her ankle ballz.

The rubbing ALONE, with rampant, uncontrolled Wilford Brimleys, surely has to contribute somewhat.

You could show this picture to any person, to thousands of people, and not one would ever guess that picture is of a human foot.

 

[pistolwhipped]

reaction channels are lying about this, & finally a TRUE rumor! | let's talk ep. 5​

(04/24/25)

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This bitch is soooo delusional. Her version of having “come so far” is finally being able to waddle down the snack aisle for 5 mins at a time without a scooter and juggling the same 5 lbs of water diet soda weight back and forth for years. Why tf is she proud of herself? She hasn’t done anything. She has made zero improvement in any area of her life, for years. This is peak delusion. She would be patting herself on the back 24/7 if she could reach back there.

 

[dead stiff]

The last one I watched (a few videos back), he was skeptical that she even has lipedema or lymphedema and suggested "maybe she's just very fat, in an unfortunately-shaped way."

I mean, let's not get too ridiculous here.

I’m sorry, I’ve never watched this person, but how the fuck do you rationally question if fat amber has lipedema? Even when she was ‘just 300 pounds’, her legs were grossly misshapen and horrifically gigantic in a way that wasn’t proportionate to the rest of her body. No ass, no tits, no hips, just legs. Like, come on now.

 

[KittiestKitty]

Amber has stated her laeygs feel like cement, so we can only assume her legs are full of fluid all the time, which would always have her infected because nothing flows correctly.

 

[ChubbyTubbyBabeee]

Hamber probably picked a nasty boil on her laygg and hasn't showered (for weeks). Super easy to spread infection when you pick at pimples.

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

I wonder if this is at all related to basically all of her problems?

ETA:
Is this a tranny pretending to have periods...? Maybe a heavy smoker real-lady? The gay accent is what is making me think this is a dude. And asking Amber for cancer advice also makes me think tranny for some reason.

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

reaction channels are lying about this, & finally a TRUE rumor! | let's talk ep. 5​

(04/24/25)

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Alright, thank you. Now, let's just get on with it.

Spoiler: Too long; didn't watch

Hopping right into it with
Segment 1: Sweet & Sour

matilyn8225 (I feel like we've seen this name before): Who the hell would hire her?? She can't stand for 5 minutes. She can hardly walk and can't do anything for 10 minutes straight. (0 hearts)
Cries fatphobia and says she had jobs in the past. (Job, fatty, singular job, over 10 years ago, from which you were fired because you always snuck off to the shitter to play on your phone or some shit). Cries fatphobia again.

popsimougacha3929: Hey. im leaving this comment just to say that your beautiful and you only deserve love
All the France is supporting you (I suppose this lil' froggie found the time to comment on this oaf's video inbetween getting raped by ugly muslims. Man, remember when there was this one frog that made a video and all the other frogs then rushed to their pig's rescue, weird times) (also 3 hearts)
No memorable response.

Receptorcon11: arghhhh go back to the torrid and grocery hauls, this shit sucks (9 hearts)
She did those things, she's trying to offer a variety of content.

AH-wx1rt: Hey beautiful!!!have a good weekend gorl! Love u staying positive and ignoring the hate when others crumble. Would love to kick it w you. from Kansas! (5 hearts)
Thanks them for the comment.

AfkJenn: I find people hating so much just don't have anything going on in their life (12 hearts)
Says how people who obsessively hate can't be happy with their own lives.

heatherl.9016: So you're saying Dalton took advantage of you? I thought you said he was a good person? (141 hearts)
No she was drunk.

HaLLiEB85: Amber thinks if she never goes to a Dr and gets diagnosed that she doesn't have something... unless it fits her narrative (1 heart)
Thinks they're talking about diabetes, then uses that assumption to cry fatphobia and insists she's always shared her diagnoses with us.

Segment 2: Sippin' Communitea(? More like kill me)

Q: Why do you always try and fail diets instead of seeking help for your eating disorder?
A: Mentions the tired old outpatient program.

Q: Do you ever have glimpses into how awful you've been to other people, including yourself?
A: Yes, she just regrets soooo much.

Q: About why she doesn't follow a lymphedema diet.
A: Her doctor told her she can't do Keto.

Q: About why she can't just move past shit that happened 30 years ago.
A: wahh wahh muh childhood, I need to confront muh childhood

She reads two more questions but doesn't adress either of them.

Segment 3: The Lynnterview (Holy fucking shit these bitches yap too much get to the fucking point)

Q: How did you get comfortable showing your body to your partners?
A: SHe recommends fake confidence (lol), and just knowing that your partner loves you

Q: Would you ever date a fan again?
A: No, not right now.

Ngl, I didn't understand a single word of what this next clown said and I'm not slowing down the video just for this, but going off of Amber's response of "Never back down, never be afraid to use your voice" I assume it was shit like just not engaging with the haters.

Q: Question about her cancer because apparently this viewer is having concerns of their own.
A: Affirms she had lower back pain around cancertime and recommends they see a doctor

I don't even think this one is a question, it's just some simp whispering sweet nothings into her folds.

Q: Do you think you could help your relationship with food?
A: It's a mental health thing, when does the mental health shaming stop, "you have to eat to survive"

Irrelevant question I refuse to write down.

Q: What is your biggest regret out of your YouTube career? (We've had this question before?)
A: Everything about the relationship she was in as a teenager.

Q: Are you afraid of any more exes spilling tea?
A: No.

Q: If you made a perfume, what would it be?
A: Doesn't wanna give away her secrets, cuz maybe she wants to come out with a perfume of her own (more like she'd actually have to think about this one for once)

Q: Does filming your Eating videos help you stay on track? (They also mentione their birthday was this week on the 24th, and Amber says they sent her a message 5 years ago, pretty sure you could find out who this idiot is based on that info alone)
A: They can sometimes be triggering but sometimes help her.

Segment 4: Tea or Tale

Cheese hat picture and lying about meeting the cousins.
Tale, points out some differences.

About fires being close to her to get sympathy.
Shows screenshots, not pictures, screenshots, as though that proves anything.

Amberlynn is back to vaping Delta 8 again.
Says it's true. Unsurprising,

Segment 5: Bad Choices (I can't wait for her to lie to my fucking face about having sex again)

Q: Have you ever had more than 15 drinks in one night?
A: No.

Q: HAve you ever had sex with a coworker?
A: Yes

Q: Would you let your partner have sex with their celebrity crush without consquences?
A: No.

Q: Have you ever dined and dashed?
A: No

Q: Have you ever accidentally texted someone on purpose?
A: Yes.

Go fuck yourself.

Y'all these're just way too fucking tiring. Between her pretending she has sex to her vapid ass supporters sending her asskissy messages... enough to drive a man mad. Maybe I should turn this into a drinking game.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Lol an Amber Reid perfume! It had better be the strongest shit known to man given her target audience.
Shite, by Crappé - the new Ew de Toilet from Amberlynn “Washcloth” Reid
Retails at the same cost as her “sUPeR eXpEnSiVe” ($50) Ver-satch-eee perfume

 

[Xenomorph]

Just fucking go already, cunt.

 

[Probably your mom]

She sure would make a ton of money by showing off her legs tho

I’m pretty sure that will be her last resort. Even if this looks like a train wreck in real time to a normal person, the fact that she still gets so smug tells me she hasn’t accepted that she’s hit rock bottom. And she has

She can’t get a partner, (no normal person walking into a relationship for the first time wants to clean up your literal shit hambo). She can’t get a job outside of YouTube (without actual work, that is). She can’t even clean herself.

Im interested to see how things progress. I’ve expected some kind of infection due to her lack of a partner (caretaker). Will she end up in the hospital? Will some feeder come and save the day? Let’s find out

Also show us your legs Hambie

 

[foundmortality]

But seriously, when is she finally going to die? One can only wobble away from death for so long.

She loves to front to the the audience as if we don't have the brainpower to understand that a super morbidly obese woman is bound to have severe mobility issues. We know her body is in worse condition than she says. We know she is not capable of taking care of herself, her pets, her apartment, or any relationships she scoots her way into the way they should be handled. There is no hiding it.

Yet she is going to die with that smug look on her fat ugly mug.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]