Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I found this picture (from reddit) more close to what she looks like. View attachment 7280845
Personally I don’t think she is that far along.

Seeing shit like this makes a little sympathetic tbh. I understand she is a fat cow who has doesn’t nothing to help her situation even when given the golden opportunity that is YouTube but as a person inflicted with a trauma of my own (hit by a car on a bike), it sucks when you have the deck stacked against you. Having something put on your life without your permission sucks.

The symphony ends abruptly once I remind myself how much this fucking fat cow has squandered in regards to the opportunities she has had.

Edit - sympathy not symphony but it’s think it’s funny so I’m gonna keep it
 
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I found this picture (from reddit) more close to what she looks like. View attachment 7280845
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Edit: extra pic with clothes for comparison.

There's no way she can shave her legs... So what happens to all the hair?
I imagine the hair follicles become spaced out as the skin stretches..... So does that mean there are long straggly uneven hairs everywhere?
 
There's no way she can shave her legs... So what happens to all the hair?
I imagine the hair follicles become spaced out as the skin stretches..... So does that mean there are long straggly uneven hairs everywhere?
Because she has such poor circulation in her legs, I doubt she really has much hair at all that grows on them. You need a working circulatory and lymphatic system for healthy hair growth. I noticed on M6PL a lot of them don't have hair on their legs I assume because of their very poor circulation preventing healthy hair growth. I notice the same in people I know IRL that are bigger.
 
Personally I don’t think she is that far along.
Neither do I. But that picture illustrates how deep in denial Amber is. She’s working so hard to be like other influencers and vloggers, but we’re watching her for the freak show. PERIODT.

She doesn’t do anything interesting, or basically anything at all. Every single thing she’s done on YouTube has been copying someone else, which, OK, that’s how memes work. BUT SHE’S SO BAD AT IT.

Trying to be a beauty guru when sh’e terrible at makeup and has been using the same three products for a decade. Trying to be a fashion vlogger when she’s sizing out of Torrid, wears black pants to cover her legs, can’t find a bra that fits, and has to wear flats all the time because ankleballs. Trying to be a cooking guru when she just keeps pouring more canned ingredients into the rapidly boiling pot of sodium. Trying to be a lifestyle guru as she reorganizes her Wommart earreens or rearranges her shelf of dollar store body sprays.

Meanwhile we all know that she never bathes, wipes her ass on the bathroom counter, eats fast food every chance she gets, gets cellulitis the way you or I catch a cold, makes Twinkie use pee pads (and probably uses them herself, because she can barely hurple to the toilet from her couch) and her so called “love life” consists of phone sex with people she’s never met IRL.

But she’s just a quirky, chubby girly pop! Yeah, Amber. Keep telling yourself that.
 
There's no way she can shave her legs... So what happens to all the hair?
I imagine the hair follicles become spaced out as the skin stretches..... So does that mean there are long straggly uneven hairs everywhere?

Sparse to no hair. In her fetid pits, leaking layyyyyyyyyyygsss, and her especially fetid, Eldritch coin slot. A combination of piss poor circulation, rubbing, and no exposure to air.
 
Because she has such poor circulation in her legs, I doubt she really has much hair at all that grows on them. You need a working circulatory and lymphatic system for healthy hair growth. I noticed on M6PL a lot of them don't have hair on their legs I assume because of their very poor circulation preventing healthy hair growth. I notice the same in people I know IRL that are bigger.
Amber is fully aware of the state of her legs. Still, with the exception of one visit to a specialist, she has done nothing to manage them. She is more concerned with her thinning hair than her legs.
 
Well, she can't buy 6XL yoga pants to cover her hair, so ....
Exactly.
It’s like she thinks that shrouding her gargantuan elephant legs in cheap black material means out of sight, out of mind.
I’m guaranteeing you it’s the first thing people notice about you, Amber, because those legs are absolutely horrifying in or out of leggings.
Her hair should be the least of her concerns right now.
 
Today we are treated with a 4:44 minute long video.

two awful days of eating | what i ate today ep. 5​



Wow that’s probably the most honest in a long time in regards to what she actually eats.

As you guess, slop of various forms all chased either bottled water or Gatorade. Not a single fresh vegetable outside of maybe an onion. And of course. The Sweet, which alone is over 1000 calories.

This bitch is not serious about losing (duh) and this is all for show. Maybe it’s an attempt to catch other feeder or maybe she just tired of lying. Who knows?

What I know is that she is fat. So fat that you can’t see her wrists.

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Now I know it’s uncouth to compare oneself to a cow but I implore anyone in this thread that has a pill bottle of this size to hold in the fashion that Amber is holding hers.

Can you see your wrists? Tendons maybe? Then thank god you are not as fat as Amber because GOD DAMN THIS BISH BE FAT!
 
Today we are treated with a 4:44 minute long video.

two awful days of eating | what i ate today ep. 5​



Thanks. Alright fellas, Cryptid got stuck with the Sunday shift, so I'm gonna do this reecap while nothing is fucking happening (most times on a Sunday). This one'll be done from my phone so sorry if the formatting is gonna be a bit weird.

We almost immediately open up to fatty reminding us that she used to weigh 572.4lbs and how much better what she ate today was when compared to way back when, setting the stage rather nicely. Video's gonna be shorter because she's feeling down which could be a side effect of her antibiotics, and I've never rooted for cellulitis more now that it's lessened my workload.

First meal, two monterey burritos, water, four butter cookies. Next meal, pasta with shredded chicken, seasoneen and parmesan, washed down with a Gatorade Zero. Adds on that she had a second bowl a couple hours later.

Later got a Large Diet Coke, 12pc grilled chicken (supposedly she only ate 9) and a small Mac N Cheese from, all from Chick Fil-A. Also a chocolate chip cookie. Also drank her second amd third bottle of water.

Next day. Two more of those preprocessed burritos, and her first water. Before she went out she had a lime lemon gatorade and a water bottle. At bingo, she had a diet coke, a cheeseburger, some sidewinders and ranch. Back home, she had an almond joy and her third water bottle.

Food for Thought time:
1. What would you improve about today's food intake, in anything?
Wishes she would have made healthier choices.
2. Was there a moment you were about to fall off track but you stopped yourself?
Says she was under the limit, but doesn't know if she should consider herself on track because of her poor choices. There were several times she thought about stopping counting calories.
3. Was today a successful day for you? Why or why not?
She was successful in counting calories but not with her choices. Overall, no.
The End.
Honestly decent video, if only because it was kept as brief as a video like this ought to, and because it was mostly void of gorlisms like hecticana. MVP are the bacteria infecting Hamber.

Anyway, what did I give this streaming schedule, 2-3 months? With week 6 coming up, if cellulitis keeps up the pace, we might yet see this schedule fa within time. The pool of questions for her QnA videos has also already mostly dried up, so I can't wait for the video this week to just be the same shit again.
 
. At bingo, she had a diet coke, a cheeseburger, some sidewinders and ranch.

I'm pretty sure Hamber is only interested in tagging along to play Bingo because she looks forward to the junk food. Nothing to break up the monotony of being parked on the sofa eating mass-produced deep fried slop better than venturing out to go park yourself on three folding chairs to eat slightly different mass-produced deep fried slop. I'm not entirely sure she even likes Bingo. Hamber is so fat that she would find fucking jury duty thoroughly enjoyable if the courthouse had a greasy concession stand.
 
watched a documentary on her in 2019. She's still going? she's still alive?

Goes to show what having literally zero self-control does to someone. The reason why it's important to tell a child "no" when required isn't just that when they grow up, the real world will do so and they might not be prepared; it's that part of being an adult is being able to say "no" to yourself, being able to control or at least regulate one's habits and urges.

How many diet plans and self improvement journeys can one start and discard over years before she realizes that this strategy isn't working? I suspect she realized a long time ago, and just doesn't care anymore. Just pretends for the jewtube bucks. Oh well.
 
How many diet plans and self improvement journeys can one start and discard over years before she realizes that this strategy isn't working? I suspect she realized a long time ago, and just doesn't care anymore. Just pretends for the jewtube bucks. Oh well.
That's the thing, Amber doesn't want to lose weight but she knows her audience wants to see her try, so she pretends. None of it is real.
 
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