Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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That's the thing, Amber doesn't want to lose weight but she knows her audience wants to see her try, so she pretends. None of it is real.
There is also no scientifically possible way that what she claims to/shows herself eating is all she actually consumes.
The sheer amount of calories she needs to take in a day to stay above 500lbs is staggering.
I know she eats a buttload of sodium and carbs but calories in vs calories out is what it comes down to.
If she was eating what she claims then she would be slowly, but surely, losing weight.
 
Listen to what Amber admits to when she's pretending to turn over a new leaf. A few videos ago when she admitted to usually buying 2 sandwiches, 2 fries, and a milkshake from Arby's, for example. 2 Classic Slow Roast Beef with dip: 550(x2) 1100, Shake 520 calories, 2 Fries 250(x2)= 500 calories. That's 2120 calories for one meal. A channel did a tally of her Arby's breakfast that she posted and it came out to 2500 calories.Normal people don't get to this weight, even with poor diets, eating out constantly, and a lack of exercise, but I imagine it wouldn't be hard to get that large eating 2,000+ calories each meal, snacking, consuming sugary drinks, and barely moving.
 
I love how she announces that she used to weight fivehunnerdnsevendytwopointfooooower elbees as though she's lost hundreds of pounds lmao
It's so irritating and also fascinating that this big bitch counts the points (.4) of her disgustingly high weight as if they matter AT ALL. They barely matter on anyone but preemies.
 
Listen to what Amber admits to when she's pretending to turn over a new leaf. A few videos ago when she admitted to usually buying 2 sandwiches, 2 fries, and a milkshake from Arby's, for example. 2 Classic Slow Roast Beef with dip: 550(x2) 1100, Shake 520 calories, 2 Fries 250(x2)= 500 calories. That's 2120 calories for one meal. A channel did a tally of her Arby's breakfast that she posted and it came out to 2500 calories.Normal people don't get to this weight, even with poor diets, eating out constantly, and a lack of exercise, but I imagine it wouldn't be hard to get that large eating 2,000+ calories each meal, snacking, consuming sugary drinks, and barely moving.
Just one of these (admittedly big) meals in addition to her daily calory consumption that she needs to maintain her bodyweight would lead to a 104kg increase a year.

People really overestimate how much it takes to get this fat, with her lifestyle Amberlynn probably burns 3600kCals a day - 5600 with the additional fattening meal
 

i'm leaving youtube & the truth behind how i got cellulitis | weekly vlog ep. 6​

(04/28/25)

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TL;DW- ALR claims that she got cellulitis from walking in flooding a flood and not from open wounds on her legs. "Muh spoons". No actual mention of quitting YouTube.
 
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She's not actually quitting. She's just taking a break, and she doesn't know how long.

Also, nice tarot pulls.

Bitter! Angry! Petty!

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Crisis! Kust keep ignoring them though.

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Stars! Just keep on wishing. You will magically be fixed.

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Jesus H. Christ, who the fuck taught her about the spoooooun theory? Yet again our dainty gorlypop latches onto yet another long dead trend, how very on brand. Can't wait for yet another condescending vlog about dissabillyshameeeeeen when she comes back from her YT break. (So, tomorrow.)

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Agreed
More evidence of the Munchie arc that's been brewing. It's probably her last bet to get attention again
 

i'm leaving youtube & the truth behind how i got cellulitis | weekly vlog ep. 6​

(04/28/25)

Original:
Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=YEM8OBUk1Vc

TL;DW- ALR claims that she got cellulitis from walking in flooding a flood and not from open wounds on her legs. "Muh spoons". No actual mention of quitting YouTube.
Break to go visit/fly in Emily N Franz, death feeder of Oshkosh WI calling it now
 
Did you guys know that Amber is simply a victim of circumstance? All she wants to do be is be happy and healthy! But these god damn circumstances are keeping her the very equivalent of someone she doesn't want to be.

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@Calories I feel like those cards could be a good meme format. Think "look at this photograph" except it's a fat ugly dyke.

i'm leaving youtube & the truth behind how i got cellulitis | weekly vlog ep. 6​

(04/28/25)

Original:
Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=YEM8OBUk1Vc

TL;DW- ALR claims that she got cellulitis from walking in flooding a flood and not from open wounds on her legs. "Muh spoons". No actual mention of quitting YouTube.
Thanks as always. Now let's get this shit on the road.

Insists her cellulitis is caused by wading through the flood, and not by her dragging ankleballs.

Next day. Says she's gonna go to the cinema with her mom and denies the rumor that her cellulitis is worse than she lets on. Hm, maybe someone's gonna pull up weather data to see if there was actually a flood in the area. Talks about a telehealth appointment to get on antibiotics and insists her cellulitis is at a very manageable level. Got a small popcorn and an icy at the cinema. I've rewound 3 times now and I still can't understand what the movie was.

Adresses a rumor and denies having open wounds on her leg, so you know it's probably true lol.

Next day. She's not feeling the greatest (GO CELLULITIS GO). Whining. Good god she's just blabbing on and on and on.

Next day, she talks about some weird shit with spoons? Idk, it sounded retarded so I didn't pay attention. Shots of bingo.

Next day. More whining about antibiotics. Makes the bizarre statement that she wouldn't be allowed to go to a regular job with cellulitis. I feel like this is more of a self tell, because she knows her ankle balls would spread the fetid disease by draggin on the floor. And of course asspatting herself because she's filming even as she's ravaged by this basic bitch disease.

Next day, more talk about cellulitis and her antibiotics. She was able to do her chores, like mopping. Woohoo. She bought herself two nintendo e shop gift cards. Says she wants to buy the Sabrina Carpenter Fortnite skin, also bought some silver hoops, a blue mesh sleeve shirt, a bingo bag, a bingo themed shirt for her mom. LEGO update. I'm gonna skip summarizing the tarot reading because @Calories has basically summed it up. (ETA: Also @It's All So Tiresome uploaded a clip of it, thanks bud.)

Says she'll take a break from YouTube.
Lol. The end.

It is almost entirely just her moaning on and on and on about cellulitis. This harrowing disease has forced our gorlie to take a break (wtf i love cellulitis now). Here's hoping this saves me a few hours of watching fatty drone on about the same shit.
 
Aww I'm gonna miss the "mental capacity" now that she's a spoonie.

I've never done telehealth, are they really available on Sundays?
I've also never felt like crap from antibiotics, wtf?

Edit: lmao at the Reddit fags crying now "no, myyy spooons!!!" So long "but muh akshual bpd" gorlies, the spoonies are here!
 
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Whoever showed Amber that restarted spoon bullshit needs to be shot. It is the dumbest thing I have heard, and frankly only by bat shit nut job women with a room temperature IQ. Stand by for updates on how spoons this fat bitch is carrying everyday.
Amber doesn't really make me mad, but that shit being introduced into the mix is way more insufferable that her retarded not tarot cards.
 
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