Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[dead stiff]

Amber has stated her laeygs feel like cement, so we can only assume her legs are full of fluid all the time, which would always have her infected because nothing flows correctly.

You just made me connect some dots from when I was a kid that I’m surprised I didn’t with how I love to point and laugh at Amber. To be fair, the most recent memory, I was 11. Anyway, I think my grandma had one of these (one of the demas), but she was a genuinely great person, so. The reason I bring it up is because she would waddle a lot, and I always thought it was just arthritis, because she would always cover her legs up like Amber. I didn’t see her bare legs until she was in hospice care for end stage kidney failure at sixty-something, and they were spontaneously cracking and leaking with fluid on their own. The thing is that I remembered her being big, big to the point of being notable for an American, and was shocked when my mom told me in my late twenties that she was around 200 pounds and 5’8”, so not huge. But the size of her legs made me remember her as way bigger than she was. She walked similar to Amber now that I look back on it.

Tl;dr retarded kiwi realizes grandma had dema and wasn’t incredibly fat, just had dema legs, and can vouch for amber’s layygs being consistent with the disease from irl xp

 

[Jerbear89]

reaction channels are lying about this, & finally a TRUE rumor! | let's talk ep. 5​

(04/24/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=GEUlB4wzdP8

Spoiler: Local Archive

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amber is fat and i would not date her

 

[KittiestKitty]

Amber is fat, and only disgusting, brainless degenerates like Emily, Alexis, and other feeder degens would want to have sex with her. No one in their right mind would touch her with someone else's dick.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Amber is fat, and only disgusting, brainless degenerates like Emily, Alexis, and other feeder degens would want to have sex with her. No one in their right mind would touch her with someone else's dick.

lol the idea of Amber having a sex life is hilarious.

Maybe Destiny went down south before Amber ballooned to over 450 but I can't imagine it was that often especially towards the end of the relationship.

Beggy did nothing outside of making out/maybe some attempts at fingering.

Jade, with those mitts of hers, probably tried her best to get down there but probably had to settle for a dildo. Best hickie giver in the game yo!

Emily probably just laid her face in Amber's fat stomach and came as Amber giggles while queffing and/or farting.

I don't consider phone sex/sexting/what ever the fuck she does as actual sex. I understand it can have some deeper meaning within the confines of a relationship ( i.e. I won't want my theoretical partner to do it will dating them) but it's not physical sex.

Def not something a sex kitten fuck machine like Amber should be bragging about.

 

[Fee]

I 10000% think this is her. Here she is in the blue version of the sweater and we know that hobo buys one of every color when she gets something.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

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This photo has been floating around for a min and the general consciousness (if I remember correctly) is that this isn't her but is probably what she gonna look like at some point.

Fat people only have so many option so it's not surprising to see another fattie in a sweater.

 

[lemon_zest]

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jfc amputate that thing

 

[OrangeBanana]

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Nah not her. Amber still has something like a fold, or a curving in and outward, if you will, indicating where her knee should be (when seen from the front). The woman in this photo has no discernible knee at all anymore.
I don't doubt that Amber's ankle looks a lot like this, though.

 

[Constellationzero]

This photo has been floating around for a min and the general consciousness (if I remember correctly) is that this isn't her but is probably what she gonna look like at some point.

Fat people only have so many option so it's not surprising to see another fattie in a sweater.

That photo gives an idea about what I said earlier though. Hambutt has MSHPL Amber Rachdi layyyyyggggs. And that girl had to use a terlet brush that disturbingly sank nearly the whole way into the folds. But at least she knew she had to scrub there.
Our Hambutt ain't doing that. So cellulitis can occur around those Scorn ballsack entities around her feet. Hell, she probably has an entire Scorn scenery happening in the thighs and crotchtal area.

Chinstraps has it. And Chinstraps is marginally smaller than Fat Albert.

 

[dead stiff]

Alright, you know how this goes, PreserveTube.

Spoiler: Too long; didn't watch

Opening full of reiterating already known information and shelf-patting on how she's using what she knows.

First meal is Arby's, crinkle fries, french dip sandwhich, and a diet coke. Fatty really tries to frame this as a victory.

Next meal, chicken sausage with some veggies, those being brussel sprouts, broccoli, caulflower, mini peppers, and scallions. Also corn. Naturally, in the process of making this, it was buried beaneath salty condiments. Once again presents this as a victory by contrasting it with what she eats off track.

This continues to before we get the next meal, where we once again get told what she'd eat if she was off track. Next meal will be diet coke and a pesto tortellini TV dinner. So nutrient free sodie slop and sodium food.

Snack time, and more on track vs off track talk I'm sure we've heard in many variations before. Anyways she's eating almond joy.
In a twist of "content", Hambo gives us a list of what she has eaten on an off track day in comparison.
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Anway, the food for thought questions.
1. If you had to improve one thing about today's food intake, what would it be?
Says she would Arby for dinner and have a regular breakfast instead.
2. Was there a moment you were about to fall off-track, but you stopped yourself?
No, she beat the intrusive thoughts today.
3. Would you consider today a successful day for you?
Yes.

The End.

Nothing happens in this. I have nothing to say.

Holy fuck. Okay, yes, Hamber, what you ate wasn’t this bad, but your gauge of what is and isn’t acceptable as a meal is fucked. You can’t trust your own interpretation of what and how much you should eat. That’s why the definition you tried to spin of binge being ‘compared to what YOU normally eat’ is bullshit. Think about it, you could infinitely expand this list to be more, to be less healthy, so you can always have a baseline ‘it could be worse’ mentality. That’s why you’re here in the first place. Excuses. I didn’t eat ten candy bars at once, so it’s not THAT bad. I didn’t eat fifteen candy bars, so it’s not THAT bad. Rinse and repeat every day for years, and you’re nearly six hundred pounds. Stop trusting yourself.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

That photo gives an idea about what I said earlier though. Hambutt has MSHPL Amber Rachdi layyyyyggggs. And that girl had to use a terlet brush that disturbingly sank nearly the whole way into the folds. But at least she knew she had to scrub there.
Our Hambutt ain't doing that. So cellulitis can occur around those Scorn ballsack entities around her feet. Hell, she probably has an entire Scorn scenery happening in the thighs and crotchtal area.

Chinstraps has it. And Chinstraps is marginally smaller than Fat Albert.

Amber always gave me Maja Radanovic vibes, in appearance and attitude. Maja is much taller (6ft 2) but when she was walking and they shot her from behind, I did a double take.



Long, shittily ombré’d hair, cardigans, poop buns and layyyygins, and a victim complex the size of her gunt.
Swap out “Chrissschun you’re ruining everytheeeeeen!!” for Becky and voila.

Edit: added Maja’s height.

 

[Even more 8008135]

What's even wilder is that Maja was 689 pounds, which is why anyone believing ALR's supposed weigh-ins or saying Anna O'Brien is "in the 400s" needs their head examined.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Lol an Amber Reid perfume! It had better be the strongest shit known to man given her target audience.
Shite, by Crappé - the new Ew de Toilet from Amberlynn “Washcloth” Reid
Retails at the same cost as her “sUPeR eXpEnSiVe” ($50) Ver-satch-eee perfume

If Hamber tried to bottle and sell her own signature scent, it would just get her sued for being too similar to Liquid Ass. Not all of you will have had the misfortune of catching a whiff of this stuff (it came out when I was in high school and naturally a few retards found it the peak of hilarity), but if you know, you know.

 

[Constellationzero]

Amber always gave me Maja Radanovic vibes, in appearance and attitude. Maja is much taller (6ft 2) but when she was walking and they shot her from behind, I did a double take.
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Long, shittily ombré’d hair, cardigans, poop buns and layyyygins, and a victim complex the size of her gunt.
Swap out “Chrissschun you’re ruining everytheeeeeen!!” for Becky and voila.

Edit: added Maja’s height.

Yeah but Hambutt's attitude screams:

Penny
James King

Colesa--better stop at the BOOF-ett on the way to the hospital

but especially--

Fat Albert screams Gina Krassley with the bonus lazy, ugly, barely sentient big toe of a wife/butler.

TMI? Niggers, look where you are at.

 

[Cornfed]

jfc amputate that thing

Amen, wft. People need to jumpacare that shit.

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

If Hamber tried to bottle and sell her own signature scent, it would just get her sued for being too similar to Liquid Ass. Not all of you will have had the misfortune of catching a whiff of this stuff (it came out when I was in high school and naturally a few retards found it the peak of hilarity), but if you know, you know.

Anyone who followed the Amy Ramadan thread should remember this is the stuff she sprayed in the car that literally made A-Lee throw up.

 

[foundmortality]

While ultimately irrelevant, all of her “proof” that she had a totally normal and real visit with her extended family, who love her oh so much, is so fucking stupid. Per usual.

No amount of spot the difference will make me believe anyone outside of her mother or some lard lover is willing to stand having her around for more than a couple hours. Let alone socialize enough to have a “she’s so quirky can’t take her anywhere!” moment where they giggle and take pictures of each other.

Plus, with the hat, why would her family in Oklahoma be Green Bay Packers fans? (WISCONSIN’S NFL team, where fans wear the cheese hats.) Especially when, to my knowledge, none of the family have roots in WI.

 

[Hayduraide]

Plus, with the hat, why would her family in Oklahoma be Green Bay Packers fans? (WISCONSIN’S NFL team, where fans wear the cheese hats.) Especially when, to my knowledge, none of the family have roots in WI.

In Amber's latest Youtube community post, she posted a picture to "prove" the picture was taken in OK. It featured Amber wearing the cheese hat sitting in front of the same window and curtains, with her mom reflected in a mirror taking the picture. The problem was, there were Christmas decorations, a nativity scene, and a Christmas wreath in the background. The community post was deleted a few days later and unfortunately I didn't save it. I hope someone did.
Found it:

Christmas decorations makes the timing of the photo odd. Either Christmas decorations were up when mamalynn dropped Amber off in Wisconsin, Mamalynn drove back to Wisconsin to help pick her back up with Emily and Amber hid this fact for whatever reason, the family gathering happened during Christmas, or Amber's family keeps Christmas decorations up until April.

 

[Cecil Harvey]

Why is her face obscured? You're not helping your case there Amby. Also asking people to "just trust me bro" on ANYthing is laughable. Saying that you wore this certain outfit with these certain earrings or whatever is so fucking weak. You could have easily wore the same outfit multiple times with different accessories in WI. She absolutely sucks at giving evidence of any type for anything. Every single time she tries to prove something she just makes herself look worse and/or dumb.

 

[Raw]

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I found this picture (from reddit) more close to what she looks like.

Edit: extra pic with clothes for comparison.