Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[mastergabe]

The feeder could have just nailed the fat narc's soiled washcloths to a wooden post outside her house to attract Rarity back with a familiar smell.

 

[kebab4you]

Saw she went live to members only a couple of hours ago; this is goodbye

Anyone happen to watch it and can recap it?

 

[SiggyWiggy]

Saw she went live to members only a couple of hours ago; this is goodbye

Anyone happen to watch it and can recap it?

Gonna guess she's broke again and needs more superchat money for food. It's insane to think how much money she spends on takeout every day.

 

[Mekahineyho]

According to livestream recaps, Amber is working with someone to get a a part time real job.

 

[Esquilax]

Amber may have looked up how to find a lost cat and if they would actually come to the owner's voice and then proceeded to let the cat out to stay longer in Wisconsin. And the plan failed.

Just a thoery.

Christ if this was her plan she's more retarded than expected. Emily lives by several busy roads and a very large wooded area. Even if Rarity wanted to get back, any whale with 2 brain cells to rub together would worry about the high chance of her getting hit on the road or becoming a fox or coyote snack before she could make her way home. It's a quiet neighborhood people wise, but it's a very busy traffic area, right off an access road to the interstate and on the way to several towns and industrial parks.

But Amber wouldn't know or care about that, she just needed drama to glue her stinky ass to that Oshkosh split level house, 2 minutes from Festy and easy delivery

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Christ if this was her plan she's more retarded than expected. Emily lives by several busy roads and a very large wooded area. Even if Rarity wanted to get back, any whale with 2 brain cells to rub together would worry about the high chance of her getting hit on the road or becoming a fox or coyote snack before she could make her way home. It's a quiet neighborhood people wise, but it's a very busy traffic area, right off an access road to the interstate and on the way to several towns and industrial parks.

But Amber wouldn't know or care about that, she just needed drama to glue her stinky ass to that Oshkosh split level house, 2 minutes from Festy and easy delivery

Not only the worries of a car or animal getting to Rarity but would that cat even recognize Amber’s voice?

That cat has been through at least 4 different Amber chameleon phases (Dusty, Beggy, Wipey, and Methmomma) with a possible of a 5th one being Amber’s Wisconsin accent (if she was there long enough to co-opt The Feeder’s mannerisms.)

On top of that of that, Amber had so many names for that poor cat that I doubt Rarity ever go used to one and that’s assuming that Amber spent any serious time with her which I am assuming didn’t happened.

The only mannerism Amber has constantly held other than being a fat narcissistic bitch is how she pronounced the word “food.” She should just yelled food over and over again; that probably would have worked better than saying rarity or raritals etc.

Amber’s ability to adopt the personality of who ever is closest to her at a given moment probably stems from the fact that she was raised not by her parents but by TV. I bet her dumb fuck parents thought it was cute seeing their daughter talk like what ever show was popular at the time (that’s if they even noticed between all the drugs being consumed.). One day she sounds like The Simpsons, next it’s Married with Children and on the 3rd day it’s what ever daytime garbage they let her consume.

Note : The Simpsons (at least not the first nine seasons were not garbage and Married with Children had its moments but you get my point. TV can be great but it’s not a replacement for early childhood interaction.)

 

[poopinmy_line]

Y'all can use the arctic shift search tool to look up past comments. Here's the link to the search on her account's comments: Tommy's Reddit Comments . Just hit the search button at the bottom. You can also switch it to see all her posts from that account.

My personal favorite comment: she wants macaulay culkin to play her in a movie version of ALR's life. Confirmed tranny?

 

[kawaiikat420]

My personal favorite comment: she wants macaulay culkin to play her in a movie version of ALR's life. Confirmed tranny?

Maybe Culkin would play it straight like Stallone in Hairspray? She does kinda look like him.

 

[FatalTater]

It would be fun if everyone in Amber's next live were to have Rarity as their avatars and if they would keep asking her if a few extra moments with Emily was worth the life of a precious loving kitty, who had lived her entire life indoors and was tossed into the middle of a Wisconsin winter.

I mean, *I* would like to know what lie Amber would come up with to convince people that Rarity's loss was justified.
Was Emily's house just SO comfy that Rarity had to be sacrificed?

 

[powdered toast]

she wants macaulay culkin to play her in a movie version of ALR's life.

I will take 100% responsibility for this as I shamelessly assume she got this idea directly from me right here on KF when I compared her to The Good Son.

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[Insulin reid]

According to livestream recaps, Amber is working with someone to get a a part time real job.

Assuming its the truth somehow shes probably working with one of those agencies to help retarded people find work. Amber being a wallmart greeter/reciept checker sitting in a struggling folding chair may soon be a reality.
I cant fathom what at her skill level and availability would look like.
She cant stand for very long. She has issues showering and being clean and I can only imagine she would just do her job for about 10 minutes then go hide in the bathroom like she did when she was way younger. Even if its true. Even if she gets a job she cant maintain it.

 

[The-Mad-Asshatter]

Assuming its the truth somehow shes probably working with one of those agencies to help retarded people find work. Amber being a wallmart greeter/reciept checker sitting in a struggling folding chair may soon be a reality.
I cant fathom what at her skill level and availability would look like.
She cant stand for very long. She has issues showering and being clean and I can only imagine she would just do her job for about 10 minutes then go hide in the bathroom like she did when she was way younger. Even if its true. Even if she gets a job she cant maintain it.

Could she even handle irritable customers or managers? They aren't going to back off if she gets an attitude.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Her "getting a real job" is like her 572.4 reasons why she's going back to college to get a degree.

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

Unfortunately I watched the live.

Recap:

She said she’s getting a part time job but NOT going to tell us about it cuz it’s PRIVATE. Then she’s going to stop vlogging, but still do lives. She’s bored of vlogs now.

She also has never been an orange chicken girly, but the orange chicken at Panda Express is good.

What should she have for dinner? This question came up many times.

Should she not talk about her medical stuff anymore? It’s just so private. Her chat tells her no cuz she’d have nothing else to talk about.

What should she eat tonight?

A cat meowed twice off screen. Now, I was born and raised with cats in my house my whole entire life and guys, that was a tiny baby kitten meow. Twice. Romeo confirmed. Big Al played it off as ‘Wassables’.

She counted down the minutes til she could end the stream constantly.

She ignored everyone bringing up her making up past lives.

She had a hard time reading the chat despite it going slower than molasses.

What should she have for dinner though?

 

[WasabiPastas]

Unfortunately I watched the live.

Recap:

She said she’s getting a part time job but NOT going to tell us about it cuz it’s PRIVATE. Then she’s going to stop vlogging, but still do lives. She’s bored of vlogs now.

She also has never been an orange chicken girly, but the orange chicken at Panda Express is good.

What should she have for dinner? This question came up many times.

Should she not talk about her medical stuff anymore? It’s just so private. Her chat tells her no cuz she’d have nothing else to talk about.

What should she eat tonight?

A cat meowed twice off screen. Now, I was born and raised with cats in my house my whole entire life and guys, that was a tiny baby kitten meow. Twice. Romeo confirmed. Big Al played it off as ‘Wassables’.

She counted down the minutes til she could end the stream constantly.

She ignored everyone bringing up her making up past lives.

She had a hard time reading the chat despite it going slower than molasses.

What should she have for dinner though?

I can't wait until she publicly livestreams so that I too, can watch this snooze fest live.

No, really, no sarcasm, I'm looking forward to it, what is wrong with me?

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Assuming its the truth somehow shes probably working with one of those agencies to help retarded people find work. Amber being a wallmart greeter/reciept checker sitting in a struggling folding chair may soon be a reality.
I cant fathom what at her skill level and availability would look like.
She cant stand for very long. She has issues showering and being clean and I can only imagine she would just do her job for about 10 minutes then go hide in the bathroom like she did when she was way younger. Even if its true. Even if she gets a job she cant maintain it.

I’ve seen fast food locations shove their fattest employees into the drive thru booth so they sit and just take orders all day. That requires constant attention to customers, though. So no go despite the free meal.

The idea of her going through Voc Rehab and being embarrassed at being there holds water. She’d likely need a temp agency but the Voc Rehab people fit better for her lack of intelligence and physical ability.

A cat meowed twice off screen. Now, I was born and raised with cats in my house my whole entire life and guys, that was a tiny baby kitten meow. Twice. Romeo confirmed. Big Al played it off as ‘Wassables’.

I hate that my heart dropped at a confirmation of a kitten in the house. But fucking up happy moments is Amber’s biggest talent (besides gaining 300+ pounds during a weight loss journey). Godspeed, Lil Romeo

 

[Insulin reid]

Could she even handle irritable customers or managers? They aren't going to back off if she gets an attitude.

She only has an attitude towards you if shes behind the camera in her house or if your her partner and your alone, isolated and financially dependent on her. Shes a fat dumb bitch with no ability to handle social interactions. A weird look would send her spiraleeen.

In a customer service fast food job she would probably:
Read any legal shit about accommodations at work she can ask for to be as lazy as possible.
Do stupid shit to try and get out of work, anything from taking extra long bathroom breaks, assigning herself stupid shit to do like rearranging the condiments or lining them up so they look prettier, to more agressive dumb shit like fake an injury and ask to go home early while clearly not being injured.
Fuck, even thinking its ok to spread rumors about *insert random male employee here* liking them or being sexually suggestive.

I dont think she would even get through a training phase let alone be with customers for anyone to catch an attitude. Shes gonna cry and claim workplace harassment and attempt unemployment.

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

ALR cannot stand to have people tell her what to do. No way she would put herself in a position where someone could be a boss over her.

Plus she’s fat.

Job aint happeneeen

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

Amber the Cat Killer cannot burn in hell soon enough, replacing the cat she claims was like a child to her with a new one.
As much as I'd like to be able to do stream summaries, I absolutely cannot spare the time, mostly cuz that time is infinitely better spent studying for university, so my semper fis to the brave souls willing to do it.
As for the part time job, I'm wondering whether that's even gonna take off. If it does, I'm expecting an even quicker termination than when she had that data entry job where she spent too much time on the shitter.

 

[Major Pain]

So how many days until her fake tear video will be up about Gorlworld harrassing her workplace till she gets fired?