Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[UrFavePoet]

That's a good one, but not the one I need :/

2:18

 

[Clown Baby]

I can't even suffer through this fucking younow. She's ignoring all the questions about rafe taking the cats.

 

[UrFavePoet]

Hamburglar describes a medical co-pay as "a chunk she has to pay every time she goes to the doctors (sic)".

She didn't know what it was called.

 

[FutureMrsBecky]

I'm curious...what was the longest span of time between girlfriends she's had? She jumps from caretaker to caretaker without any time for self reflection. Kiwifarm sleuths - does anyone know?

PS: She needs a bow on top of that greasy head of hers tonight on younow to pull off the obese baby look again (a la Destiny Era)

 

[C3PBRO]

Bora bora, y'all.

She's hardcore avoiding any questions about the cats or where she moved.

 

[angelicbitch]

She literally ignores the questions about the cats. She'll always read the question above them or below them.

By now, we know that means she's lying about everything.

 

[Clown Baby]

Fuck why can't I stay away. Here's lookin at you SpikedKombucha

 

[UrFavePoet]

Fuck why can't I stay away. Here's lookin at you SpikedKombucha

SpikedKombucha 'bout that life.

Also, apparently Destiny called Becky on the phone just now, mid-stream.

 

[KicDaKitty]

Okay I lasted about 10 minutes. She's so fucking boring and her piss poor attitude would be entertaining if we didn't all know she's lying through her crooked teeth. Come on Amber, you gotta feed the trolls you ugly cow.

 

[Can I get an Amen?]

She was too lazy to make a video yesterday but I wasn't.

I LOVE YOU! Masterpiece Theatre!!

 

[QueenOfModerationSlay]

SOMEONE PLEASE FIND THE VIDEO WHERE AL SHOWS D ON TOILET <3

 

[Kelly Bundy]

Someone with nothing to hide wouldn't avoid questions or act so suspiciously. A normal person would respond to serious rumors like getting rid of your cats pretty quickly but Amber? No. She needs a month to come up with a nice sob story: ''I luv ma furbabies, but.... *sniff sniff tries to push out a tear*''.

 

[mil0]

Someone with nothing to hide wouldn't avoid questions or act so suspiciously. A normal person would respond to serious rumors like getting rid of your cats pretty quickly but Amber? No. She needs a month to come up with a nice sob story: ''I luv ma furbabies, but.... *sniff sniff tries to push out a tear*''.

The only thing is.. I don't think she views ditching her animals as a serious thing. I'm pretty conviced she thinks we are making a huge issue out of casting these animals aside and when she finally reveals she did that it will be no big deal. It's sad as fuck.

 

[SisterChristian]

Someone with nothing to hide wouldn't avoid questions or act so suspiciously. A normal person would respond to serious rumors like getting rid of your cats pretty quickly but Amber? No. She needs a month to come up with a nice sob story: ''I luv ma furbabies, but.... *sniff sniff tries to push out a tear*''.

A tear made of grease.

If you guys remember the show The Oblongs...AL reminds me of Helga Phugly.

 

[oasys]

She had the first 'poetry' video deleted for, 'bullying.' If she tries to get yours removed just reupload it. That really pisses her off, but people deserve this work of art

Thanks! I put it as "unlisted" so was hoping that would help, but I'll keep an eye on it.

I was more interested in contributing content than pissing off Amberlynn, but if she does say she saw it lmk-- I do like the image of her watching herself winning the oscar for Best Cough.

 

[QueenOfModerationSlay]

ENJOY!!!

 

[Sure Thing Idiot]

The only thing is.. I don't think she views ditching her animals as a serious thing. I'm pretty conviced she thinks we are making a huge issue out of casting these animals aside and when she finally reveals she did that it will be no big deal. It's sad as fuck.

I agree.

I don't think Amber realizes why the average person would be bothered by someone rehoming their animal so flippantly because she's not an average person. Most people don't want to get rid of their pets, because they develop some type of bond with them overtime. Sometimes you have to give up an animal. It happens. But most people don't have pets for the sake of having them, nor do they get rid of them every time they decide to move, or the dog pisses on the rug. For Amber, it's merely an animal. A thing I bought. It's mine to do with what I think is best. That's not how owning a pet works. Vet bills, food, adequate toys and stimulation, etc. Sounds brutal but if you literally cannot prioritize another life within your own, animal or human, you shouldn't be allowed to have one. No cats, no babies, no dogs, nothing.

ENJOY!!!

Sorry for double posting, but I fucking love you. You're hilarious, thanks!!

 

[citytrucks]

Is it bad that I really want for Amberlynn to get big enough to qualify for my 600-lb life so we can have another Steven Assanti-esq episode?

 

[Barbarella]

ENJOY!!!

Genius!!!!

 

[Knife in a Spoon Drawer]

ENJOY!!!

Oh my stars. The slow, dramatic drive-by in a scooter, the boob grab. A scintillating masterpiece!