Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[melissarendato]

What are the psychics behind a morbidly obese person falling and not being about to stand back up? All I can imagine is a turtle on its back flaying its little arms around. Can they not at least roll on to their stomach, get on all fours and push themselves up?
Damn, I'd be one of those people staring at AL in curiosity.

Spoiler: this woman is a lot smaller

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

So I have been pontificating this acronym for awhile now because I clearly have no life.
G.O.R.L

Gargantuan
Overweight
Rotund
Lesbian

 

[CindyChafe]

Spoiler: this woman is a lot smaller

World Storr! World Storr!

 

[pickleniggo]

Yeah, she's always filming in her bathroom anyway so why all of a sudden Eric *and Rickie's* bathroom? I'm guessing it must have been closest to wherever she was at the moment. Maybe it was an "emergency" and she had to waddle as fast as she could to the nearest latrine. I wonder if the fags were okay with her using their bathroom.

I like to think she was taking a spite-dump in there to ruin their day and karma caught up with her, sending her flat on her ass into the shower where she belongs.

 

[Cauliflower Gorl]

IC:

 

[captainpicardsjockstrap]

IC:

I see no difference.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

THAT supports 600lb? Wtf. Maybe I'm just :dumb: but I feel like AL would snap that shit in half if she sat on it.

They're built to support that weight, yes, but the majority of the time at Amberlynn's size (and above) it's a lot easier to just use a bed pan than a commode. You're wiping a whole lotta ass either way.

 

[C3PBRO]

She looks like she's melting in gay hell. Bonus points for putting demon wings on her brimstone-ass lookin' knuckles.

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

Okay but really....

I wonder if she looks at those heavily filtered Snapchat photo's and thinks that's what she really looks like? Kinda like a modern day "The Emperor's New Clothes" situation...

 

[Donovan the Man]

I think she mostly purchases raw chicken tenders, tube turkey meat, and precooked bacon.

Come to think of it, I've never seen Amber eat beef or pork besides bacon. She doesn't even eat other parts of a chicken like wings, legs, and thighs. Just turkey tubes, chicken breast, precooked bacon, tempura shrimp sushi, chicken sausage, morningstar veggie patties, and salmon. She's the most unadventurous eater.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

Come to think of it, I've never seen Amber eat beef or pork besides bacon. She doesn't even eat other parts of a chicken like wings, legs, and thighs. Just turkey tubes, chicken breast, precooked bacon, tempura shrimp sushi, chicken sausage, morningstar veggie patties, and salmon. She's the most unadventurous eater.

It's like she buys anything that's marketed as being remotely 'healthy' and somehow manages to fuck it up anyway. If she actually bothered following recipes she could expand her horizons and incorporate different cuts of meat that she doesn't ordinarily buy. Hell, if you're gonna insist on being fat at least enjoy the food you're shoveling into your gullet.

 

[Orange Banana]

It's like she buys anything that's marketed as being remotely 'healthy' and somehow manages to fuck it up anyway. If she actually bothered following recipes she could expand her horizons and incorporate different cuts of meat that she doesn't ordinarily buy. Hell, if you're gonna insist on being fat at least enjoy the food you're shoveling into your gullet.

I don't think it's about the taste for amber. She mentioned in a recentish video she likes the feeling of being "overly full". She eats at the chinese buff-et and mesican restaurants in bumfuck Kentucky. Taste CANT be a priority. I think that's also why she barely chews her food. It's so she can get that full feeling as quick as possible. Her grockbot slops also speak to how much she cares about the taste of food.

 

[FreddyDunningKreuger]

I really wish that just once, one of her minions takes a picture of the restaurant booth so that we can see the difference in distance from seat to table on either side. You'd think that someone who went out to eat with her would be salty enough about being crammed in to a seven to ten inch space to accommodate her expanse at the trough that they would take a photo of it out of spite. Or maybe a waitress or other diners would take one because it's like seeing a mythical uni-potomus feeding in the wild.

 

[Long time lurker]

It's like she buys anything that's marketed as being remotely 'healthy'

Those "healthy" things she buys are mere tokens to (again) prove the haydurz wrong. She mostly buys crap.

As for her not eating red meat or pork, it's because she'd have to chew. Amber favors slimy, soupy and bite-size things. That way she can swallow without much chewing and be faster than everyone else at the table.
Oddly enough, I don't think it's a conscious choice. If asked she'll say that is what she likes or, in the case of the meatballs, because it's a texture thing (which makes absolutely no sense. Cutting up meatballs won't change their texture).

 

[Donovan the Man]

Those "healthy" things she buys are mere tokens to (again) prove the haydurz wrong. She mostly buys crap.

As for her not eating red meat or pork, it's because she'd have to chew. Amber favors slimy, soupy and bite-size things. That way she can swallow without much chewing and be faster than everyone else at the table.
Oddly enough, I don't think it's a conscious choice. If asked she'll say that is what she likes or, in the case of the meatballs, because it's a texture thing (which makes absolutely no sense. Cutting up meatballs won't change their texture).

Explains why chinese is her favorite food. Bite sized pieces and covered in oily sauces so the food goes down smoothly.

 

[Twinkie]

But she also blazes through chips and crackers like an industrial shredder sooo

I kind of think it's just more of the dumb-dumb marketing mentality that red meat = fatty, only eat white meat!. Even though pork these days has about as much fat as chicken and in some cases, less fat. To her, red meat isn't "diet food"

 

[Long time lurker]

But she also blazes through chips and crackers like an industrial shredder sooo

A month or two ago she posted a video where she makes some weird tuna spread and ate it with crackers. She was shoving the crackers whole in her mouth, making chewing movements maybe 4 times and swallowing.

There is also a video, from the Destiny era, where Amber is doing a taste test with three or four flavors of potato chips. Handful of chips were crammed in her mouth and swallowed.

Amber barely chews anything.

 

[Whatthefuck]

But she also blazes through chips and crackers like an industrial shredder sooo

I kind of think it's just more of the dumb-dumb marketing mentality that red meat = fatty, only eat white meat!. Even though pork these days has about as much fat as chicken and in some cases, less fat. To her, red meat isn't "diet food"

I wonder if part of it is that she legit doesn't know how to cook it. You've seen that she cuts her chicken tenders into tiny chunks to essentially boil and then checks if they're done with a meat thermometer. Like, gorl, come on. Maybe she genuinely likes tube turkey? I can only assume that she'd buy tube ground beef, too, in fact I want to say I've seen either her or the gays do it and it was the 73/27 blend of Wal-Mart tube beef. So, in all likelihood the tube turkey does genuinely taste better...not that 'ol gorl has ever tasted anything that slid down her gullet.

 

[Long time lurker]

I wonder if part of it is that she legit doesn't know how to cook it.

Amber doesn't know how to cook and is too lazy to learn, that's a given, but she also favors the same kind of foods when she goes out to eat.

Maybe she genuinely likes tube turkey?

I don't think Amber cares for flavor. She likes feeling full. She'll eat anything that gets the job done fast.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

I wonder if part of it is that she legit doesn't know how to cook it. You've seen that she cuts her chicken tenders into tiny chunks to essentially boil and then checks if they're done with a meat thermometer. Like, gorl, come on. Maybe she genuinely likes tube turkey? I can only assume that she'd buy tube ground beef, too, in fact I want to say I've seen either her or the gays do it and it was the 73/27 blend of Wal-Mart tube beef. So, in all likelihood the tube turkey does genuinely taste better...not that 'ol gorl has ever tasted anything that slid down her gullet.

She is lazy, stupid, and fat.
She would much rather have her orange chicken carted out to her ready to go, so when she cooks chicken at home she makes a huge song and dance about it.