Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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But she also blazes through chips and crackers like an industrial shredder sooo

I kind of think it's just more of the dumb-dumb marketing mentality that red meat = fatty, only eat white meat!. Even though pork these days has about as much fat as chicken and in some cases, less fat. To her, red meat isn't "diet food"

I agree, she has mentioned in the past that she uses ground turkey instead of beef because it's "healthier/less fat". Never mind the fact that she buys the fattiest 85/15 ground tube turkey.

However, on certain occasions (that vile spaghetti sauce they made with 2lbs of meat!!!!) she used tubes of fatty 70/30 ground chuck beef.
 
Amber doesn't know how to cook and is too lazy to learn, that's a given, but she also favors the same kind of foods when she goes out to eat.

I don't think Amber cares for flavor. She likes feeling full. She'll eat anything that gets the job done fast.

That’s so sad. If you’re going to commit to killing yourself via obesity, you might as well make it enjoyable.
 
Pure speculation...I suspect the topic of Amber getting her own place was brought up by either Becky or the boys, or bolth, and Amber acted like she was excited and totally onboard and totally not hurt by the idea at all. Or she might be bringing up the idea herself just to see what sort of reaction she'd get, and was disappointed when everyone thought her moving out was a good idea.

But she really doesn't want to live alone at all, so she pretended to fall and need help so that Becky would be too worried about her living by herself and convince her not to go, or ask to move in with her. I'm thinking the whole "fall" was a way of seeking validation from Becky, while at the same time proving to the haydurz that she can get up. Kill two birds with one stone.

I'd disagree.
The boys?
Yeah, maybe they want Big AL and Becky out of the house- but, although bumfuck Kentucky is cheap rentwise, I don't think they could stay in the house. I don't think Ricky earns enough to support both and Eric's little youtube thing would immediately go downhill once Amber leaves (after a short spike after he tells us all the tea, because he's a shady bitch). They depend on Ambers youtube money.

Becky?
She really doesn't seem to want to leave the boys. I mean, she's so over the relationship anyway, but too lazy and insecure to break it off with Amber. Compare the vlogs of just Becky with the boys and Becky with Amber- it's day and night regarding mood. And I don't think she would want to leave her family, even when she hardly sees them anymore.

No, I guess, Amber wants her own place, because it's the last chance to keep Becky in this strange semi-abusive relationship. Amber wants a full-time caretaker, someone who's just there for her and who has to depend on her for basic things like income or human interaction.
If they get their own place, I guarantee you, the bedbound saga will begin. Becky won't be able to escape her (until the inevitable heart attack comes along), just because she didn't want to be single.

If she really fell, I guess, it's far more likely that one of her legs just gave out, because they are supporting 550 lbs everyday..

if we compare it to my 600-lb life, which, lezbereal, we're not that far away from, Amber strikes me like Penny. Same bossy attitude, narcissism and entitlement- only age (and the accompanied health issues) is what separates them. Even Becky is like that spineless doofus of her husband.
 
The boys?
Yeah, maybe they want Big AL and Becky out of the house- but, although bumfuck Kentucky is cheap rentwise, I don't think they could stay in the house.
It could be true, but Becky has moved out of there before. I have a feeling the boys took Becky in because she couldn't afford a place on her own.

I've tried checking rentals in their town, but other than a few rent-to-own, I found nothing. I can tell you this, if you have $1500,00 a month, you can rent-to-own a 4 bed, 4 bath house built in a huge acreage.
If I were to take a guess, I'd say rent around where they are is around $500 to $900/month for a 4 bedrooms place.

That said, if the boys wanted Amber out of their lives, they could move. I know it's a pain in the ass, and it's possible there aren't many rentals available, but it's a choice.
too lazy and insecure to break it off with Amber.
Lazy, yes. Becky might be insecure, but that isn't the reason she's with Amber. She's with Amber because Amber was the only creature who was willing to be her sugar mama.
No, I guess, Amber wants her own place, because it's the last chance to keep Becky in this strange semi-abusive relationship. Amber wants a full-time caretaker, someone who's just there for her and who has to depend on her for basic things like income or human interaction.
Yeah, it's part of her MO. She's been trying to isolate Becky from family and friends for a long time.
Becky won't be able to escape her (until the inevitable heart attack comes along), just because she didn't want to be single.
Again, Becky isn't with Amber because she was tired of being alone, or because she thinks Amber is as good as it gets. She's in it for the money.

Before someone argues that Amber doesn't make that much money, or that she only owns/buys crap. There are different levels of poverty.
Minimum wage in KY is $7.25/hour. Becky, as far as I know has no skills and judging by how fast she quit her job, wasn't the employee of the month ever. I suspect she worked as a janitor at the cabinet factory (think about it. Becky is flaccid, which tells me she wasn't doing any kind of heavy lifting like woodworkers would. She went to work on those horrid tees of hers, so probably wasn't working the front desk, and she isn't bright enough to work on accounting/billing).

It might be possible to live on $7.25/hour in KY, but one has to be creative and flexible. Becky isn't. Plus, she has some relatively expensive tastes - the aforementioned tees, comic books, DVDs and so on.

Becky found herself a blob who's willing to give her all the crap she coveted and allowed her to become a kept woman, just like her friend Eric. All for the "cheap" price of giving up her autonomy and self-respect.
 
It could be true, but Becky has moved out of there before. I have a feeling the boys took Becky in because she couldn't afford a place on her own.

I've tried checking rentals in their town, but other than a few rent-to-own, I found nothing. I can tell you this, if you have $1500,00 a month, you can rent-to-own a 4 bed, 4 bath house built in a huge acreage.
If I were to take a guess, I'd say rent around where they are is around $500 to $900/month for a 4 bedrooms place.

That said, if the boys wanted AOut of their lives, they could move. I know it's a pain in the ass, and it's possible there aren't many rentals available, but it's a choice.

Lazy, yes. Becky might be insecure, but that isn't the reason she's with Amber. She's with Amber because Amber was the only creature who was willing to be her sugar mama.

Yeah, it's part of her MO. She's been trying to isolate Becky from family and friends for a long time.

Again, Becky isn't with Amber because she was tired of being alone, or because she thinks Amber is as good as it gets. She's in it for the money.

Before someone argues that Amber doesn't make that much money, or that she only owns/buys crap. There are different levels of poverty.
Minimum wage in KY is $7.25/hour. Becky, as far as I know has no skills and judging by how fast she quit her job, wasn't the employee of the month ever. I suspect she worked as a janitor at the cabinet factory (think about it. Becky is flaccid, which tells me she wasn't doing any kind of heavy lifting like woodworkers would. She went to work on those horrid tees of hers, so probably wasn't working the front desk, and she isn't bright enough to work on accounting/billing).

It might be possible to live on $7.25/hour in KY, but one has to be creative and flexible. Becky isn't. Plus, she has some relatively expensive tastes - the aforementioned tees, comic books, DVDs and so on.

Becky found herself a blob who's willing to give her all the crap she coveted and allowed her to become a kept woman, just like her friend Eric. All for the "cheap" price of giving up her autonomy and self-respect.

I agree, all of them are pretty much putting up with her because of the money.. and clearly she has no problem buying love/friends as we've seen with Destiny.

I also did some math (take it with a grain of salt) based off of her social blade, and I got her average income is around $3,533 a month providing around half of her viewers use adblock/watch elsewhere and around $7,066 a month providing no one uses adblock (or its a month where she gets more traffic). This is based off of her getting 63,093 views a day (on average).. (have to remember it's only per 1k views she earns maybe $4.. I'm being a little generous). So as far as KY goes, she's a real high roller. However she doesn't save any of this income, so she's still kinda broke at the end of the month and I find that hilarious.
 
Like hell she did. If she fell back on the toilet I hope she didn't break the seat. There's no way she fell on the floor and got up like nbd. She can't even properly bend her knees.
Either that or she capsized into the shower because her hooves couldnt get enough traction to haul her bulbus ass up from the toilet.

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Can anyone get comments on her latest vids? Both have a couple of thousand but nothing comes up.

Don't know if it's just a glitch. But is our goorl trying to be clever? She knows no comments = no views, so has her tiny pea brain decided the way to go is get the views then delete all the comments a few days later?

If so, that's not going to backfire at all, is it? :stress: :stress: :stress:
 
Can anyone get comments on her latest vids? Both have a couple of thousand but nothing comes up.

Don't know if it's just a glitch. But is our goorl trying to be clever? She knows no comments = no views, so has her tiny pea brain decided the way to go is get the views then delete all the comments a few days later?

If so, that's not going to backfire at all, is it? :stress: :stress: :stress:

I think it's a youtube glitch. I can't see comments on other people's videos either.
 
A month or two ago she posted a video where she makes some weird tuna spread and ate it with crackers. She was shoving the crackers whole in her mouth, making chewing movements maybe 4 times and swallowing.

There is also a video, from the Destiny era, where Amber is doing a taste test with three or four flavors of potato chips. Handful of chips were crammed in her mouth and swallowed.

Amber barely chews anything.
Much like an obese alligator
 
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I think I found Big Als inspiration behind her olive soup.
Don't give her any ideas. This soup is nasty af. Heating up all of the sulphites and preservatives in salt cured foods can make some people really ill. Though it might help her drop some elbees.

:powerlevel: My husband makes this shit and I was vomiting for hours. I have literally never been more sick in my life. :powerlevel:
 
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A month or two ago she posted a video where she makes some weird tuna spread and ate it with crackers. She was shoving the crackers whole in her mouth, making chewing movements maybe 4 times and swallowing.

There is also a video, from the Destiny era, where Amber is doing a taste test with three or four flavors of potato chips. Handful of chips were crammed in her mouth and swallowed.

Amber barely chews anything.
the best video where you can see it is with the fruit loop muckbong, she didnt eat it, she inhald that whole bowl in less than ~20 min.

im surprised she doesnt eat oatmeal or something, its sloppy but its kind of healthy for you.
 
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