Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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SAVE TWINKIE! said:
Um, you don't think millions of people in this country have done exactly that? It's called gaming the system and if they (or their attorneys) know what boxes need to be checked the claim is approved even if any reasonable person can see they're full of shit.

And you're correct, nobody gets it for "anxiety" but I was assuming some co-morbid psych conditions would be claimed eg bipolar
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Anxiety would probably be put together with a depressive condition and maybe PTSD. Those are the mental disabilities I have that I am getting SSI for, but I also have a physical disability. But even if you are on disability there are places that can help you find work in settings that do not trigger your anxieties/whatever. Everyone in that household could be working.
 
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sweaty chafing thighs said:
But it's not funny in the way that she thinks that it is, it's funny because she's disgusting. Most people do not have bugs crawling around in their house much less on their person and they definitely don't film and share it with the world, as much as she likes to think that this is a 'normal' thing.
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Exactly. "Tell me you never had a bug in your home," she snaps. Everyone has had a bug in her home. Nobody's had one conquer them like a fleshy Mount Everest, then fall into their tits, while being recorded, and still be uploaded to the immortal internet.
 
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BishhwithaB said:
guys, stop giving cows step by step instructions on how to get a tugboat. their laziness is bad enough now. we don't want to pay for more of them.
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I apologize.

But in fairness, it's no secret. "Hire a lawyer to get your claim approved" is the same thing the TV tells our cows in between the episodes of Judge Judy they watch while sitting on their asses all day. Right along with WHY HAVENT YOU CALLED EVEREST COLLEGE YET BRUH
 
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Plantywitch said:
Okay but really....
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Is this her admitting she pisses in the shower? I guess she would be too big for a toilet.

Where does she shit? Please don't be in the shower too.

Amber corrects the record on her disgusting body. It's just skin pigmentation and water retention yall!!
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It's probably bullshit because everyone is talking about her becoming bedbound. Last time she fell it took Dustin ages to get her up, and that was several tons ago. I don't for one second believe "oooh, I fell then got up, teehee." Either it didn't happen or the fire brigade were called.

My guess for how she'll end up bedbound is Necky putting her own back out trying to heave the beast up. I'm astounded she can get up from a mattress on the floor and Becks is fo sho doing most of the work (I don't think can get on her knees cos her rolls would hang further down. She'd just rock back and forth on her fupa. Which would be hilarious.) But even with several lurches to build up momentum, hauling up a quarter-ton every day would screw most people.

The reeeeeeing if Becky did fuck her back so couldn't drive awhile and our gooorl was beached on the floor would be incredible. Eric would probably eat chips on the other side of the room, waving the bag just out of reach. I would...
 
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Orange Banana said:
Amber corrects the record on her disgusting body. It's just skin pigmentation and water retention yall!!
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So, how is "skin pigmentation caused by obesity" not Acanthosis nigricans?

I'm pretty sure she's talking about that doctor visit in February (?)- I am certain the doctor didn't want to scare her too much, but probably told her to definitely come back to do a shit ton of testing, which, of course, she never did.
 
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whiskey-mum said:
So, how is "skin pigmentation caused by obesity" not Acanthosis nigricans?

I'm pretty sure she's talking about that doctor visit in February (?)- I am certain the doctor didn't want to scare her too much, but probably told her to definitely come back to do a shit ton of testing, which, of course, she never did.
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Didn't she say they told her it's Acanthosis nigricans? If that's what they told her, they absolutely would've ordered tests to rule out diabetes. Whether or not she came back to get the tests done is another story but they wouldn't have just shrugged off a 500+ lb woman with Acanthosis nigricans and told her "ur good, ur healthy, ur just big" without at least a diabetic workup.

ETA: They also likely would've wanted to at least send her for a sleep study given how shitty her sleep supposedly is and that it's pretty much a given at this point that she has sleep apnea.
 
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Plantywitch said:
Okay but really....
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Like hell she did. If she fell back on the toilet I hope she didn't break the seat. There's no way she fell on the floor and got up like nbd. She can't even properly bend her knees.

GORL said:
Ummm, okay...?
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Bonus candid from Becky:
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Normal 28 y/o don't just randomly fall, Amber, you're not proving anything good by making up stories about falling and getting up fine (lesbereel, gorl can't even properly walk, there's no way she picked herself up)
 
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GORL said:
Ummm, okay...?
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Bonus candid from Becky:
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Her face is now really deformed from the amount of fat on it. You can see it here in those under-eye creases. You can see it in most of her videos, her fat has given her a permanent frown. I am pretty sure that frown is the reason for the duck lips, actually. Making that face disguises the fat-frown.
 
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