Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I had a thought the other day and with nowhere else to put it I thought I'd shit it out in this toilet. Everyone come look.

So it's common knowledge that Amberlynn believes in chemtrails. Why then is she so pro-vaccination? And not just pro-vax, but an annoyingly vocal advocate every other stream?
I said the same. I am 100% shocked she isnt anti vaccation. Chemtrails, flat earth, fake moon landing, ect but ok with vaccines? How ?
She doesn't take health advice from doctors and neglects her health all the time. Still doesnt know if she is cancer free or not but got the vaccine?
Also, her and Becky were on a livestream talking about how someone could stick a spoon or something to their arm and it stayed because of the vaccine.
You're absolutely right, the contradiction is both mind numbingly stupid and completely on brand for Amber.

Amber has based a lot of her personality around her medical needs, hospital visits and prescriptions, and I think she's smart enough to realize that taking an anti-vaxx stance would invalidate the rest of her medical dependencies. I also think she was scared of catching COVID. Denying the effectiveness of a vaccine hits much closer to home than vague conspiracy theories about vapour in the skies.

What this inconsistency DOES prove, however, is that Amber knows chemtrails are bullshit too and only brings it up on occasion to be quirky.
I dont know if she's smart enough to realize it invalidate her medical dependencies. I do believe she was scared that if she got COVID it would be the end of the line for her. I have feeling that is the only reason she got it and does not really care about everyone else getting it or not getting it. She just wants to protect herself. Her narcissistic traits showing full force there.
 
I still doubt wifey is gone, but it seems I'm in the minority on that one.

Also, really hope that her neglecting her meds causes her to go into menopause. That shit would be hilarious.
I also agree that Wifey is still there but hushing her up at risk of actually leaving her.

Her recent demeanor comes from A) Becky ( her butler) leaving and seemingly not being super close to her anymore and B) Wifey probably taking advantage of the poly part of their "relationship". She's probably out when she's not working and getting it in with some other broads. So, Amber's lonely but not alone.

I honestly think one of these days she'll come on and talk about how Jade treats her and how she doesn't feel loved in the relationship bla bla just to get people to feel bad for her but that's me being :optimistic:
 
I’d love to know what she does all day. day in, day out. Watch TV, eat, play on the internet? I get the impression that wifey isn’t there anymore. Never see or hear about her even leaving the house. Her pallor is so bad and her face looks moonish. Everything about her (including her attitude) is much more sickly lately. She resembles Jen. She’s just alone with her animals.
Maybe back to spending thousands on phone games. Watching a lot of queer youtubers where she picked up her "its a moment" habit
 
I also agree that Wifey is still there but hushing her up at risk of actually leaving her.

Her recent demeanor comes from A) Becky ( her butler) leaving and seemingly not being super close to her anymore and B) Wifey probably taking advantage of the poly part of their "relationship". She's probably out when she's not working and getting it in with some other broads. So, Amber's lonely but not alone.

I honestly think one of these days she'll come on and talk about how Jade treats her and how she doesn't feel loved in the relationship bla bla just to get people to feel bad for her but that's me being :optimistic:

I am pretty much in this camp -I think Wifey is still there but taking advantage, Going out on dates leaving her alone but then doing the 'but I love you baby you my #1 girl'

The invites to Eric and Ricki will decline and the excuses will be made whilst Becky continues to visit them -

Amber will be left alone but maybe it will be worse than alone. Maybe she will be living with someone who is going out and having a life and leaving you alone but having you dangle on a thread that maybe one day they will come home to stay
 
I am pretty much in this camp -I think Wifey is still there but taking advantage, Going out on dates leaving her alone but then doing the 'but I love you baby you my #1 girl'

The invites to Eric and Ricki will decline and the excuses will be made whilst Becky continues to visit them -

Amber will be left alone but maybe it will be worse than alone. Maybe she will be living with someone who is going out and having a life and leaving you alone but having you dangle on a thread that maybe one day they will come home to stay
I can't imagine Amber accepting Wifey dating a fancy woman and still thinking that this will work long term. She is basically on holiday right now but she will soon find Lexington too restrictive compare to NYC. She will get bored quickly of Amber which she sees as a curiosity and not as a mate.
 
I had a thought the other day and with nowhere else to put it I thought I'd shit it out in this toilet. Everyone come look.

So it's common knowledge that Amberlynn believes in chemtrails. Why then is she so pro-vaccination? And not just pro-vax, but an annoyingly vocal advocate every other stream?

Before you hunk trash cans at me, know that I don't believe in either of these conspiracies, I am just approaching this using her own logic. If both the vaccine and chemtrail conspiracies are of the US government's supposed systemic poisoning/sterilization/mind-control of the populace via distribution of chemicals, why does Amberlynn believe in one but not the other? All of her research into both is literally googling shit and reading the opinions of others, so she's equally educated on each issue.

I wonder she'd get the vaccine if it were dumped from the cargo bay of an overhead airbus, or however these freaks think the overlord serum is distributed.
I think it all comes down to Amber just literally repeats whatever bullshit she is told. Her little vaccine rant was so idiotic and ignorant I wanted to punch her through the screen. DoctorLynn, giving health advice. Now THAT'S rich.
 
Makes sense. Her head is so deformed by fat that this one specific filter happens to be the only one that can figure out what the fuck to do to her face to reshape it.
I bet she got real mad when we called out the fact that her face was so large the filter couldnt fit over it all to slim it down. Shes finally found one that can and shes constantly using it to appear thinner and the filters for her skin make everything even out.

Shes gross and fat and her body is slowly giving out but isnt it 'fat phobic' to constantly hide how big you are? Why not embrace how you look naturally if fat people are equal and theres nothing wrong? Why conform to an unrealistic standard of beauty? Isnt that internalized fat phobia?
 
isnt it 'fat phobic' to constantly hide how big you are? Why not embrace how you look naturally if fat people are equal and theres nothing wrong? Why conform to an unrealistic standard of beauty? Isnt that internalized fat phobia?
This is something that has always pissed me off about fat women who are popular in the HAES/body positive communities. They all squeeze into sizes that don’t fit them (much like Amber) and lie about their weight and actual sizes(also Amber lol). Loey Lane is one in particular that does it bad (or at least used to way back in the day) and now she is fatter than ever. They are in such denial about their sizes and so are all of their followers.
 
This is something that has always pissed me off about fat women who are popular in the HAES/body positive communities. They all squeeze into sizes that don’t fit them (much like Amber) and lie about their weight and actual sizes(also Amber lol). Loey Lane is one in particular that does it bad (or at least used to way back in the day) and now she is fatter than ever. They are in such denial about their sizes and so are all of their followers.
Amberlyns fat phobia from off the top of my head:
Making fun of beckys weight on multiple occasions
Making fun of the girl in the restaurant who was also big and her 'chunky friend'
Face filters on insta to hide her fatness
MySpace angles
Trying to squeeze into clothes that dont fit her (accept your size gorl) during try on hauls
Just throwing fistfulls of cash at the diet culture industry and promoting it
Acting like 'thin privilege' exists and she wants to obtain it.
Acting like her life will 'start' when shes thin
Putting down other youtubers specifically for gaining weight (mbp) and talking in a negative way about it
Talking badly about the eating habits of others around her and commenting negatively

Figuratively shitting on others for their life choices that involve diet weight or anything fat phobic.

This is all done over the course of her entire channel. There hasnt been a significant time (weeks) where she apologized and corrected her behavior and we saw positive change. Its always deflecting and sweeping things under the rug and continuing her bad behavior. In the end amber can shit on whomever she wants and should be given praise and money while anyone outside of amber should only engage in toxic positivity or they should be put down like sick dogs.

If theres anything else im drawing a blank right now. Feel free to add to the list.
 
It's so sad watching people go from "chubby but can shed a few pounds" straight to "probably going to die in 2 years" for YouTube clout. I'd rather live in a cardboard box than get fat for a few bucks. She sorta gives off "female Nikocado" vibes with how they went from shy and skinny to landwhale and repulsive for fame
 
Wipey is a dude with plans and a whole life ahead of him, kentucky is a rough place to be trans and being anchored by a 600 pound narcissistic waste of air like hamber lymphoma lynn will eventually cause wipey to exit planet hamber's orbit. I just wonder what will get our gourl first, sepsis, liver failure, or an accidental fall?
Contrary to narco-lynn's belief that she is the center of the universe and thus she cannot die, her body is falling apart and everyone knows this parasite will die without a host organism to leech orange chicken from.
 
Amberlyns fat phobia from off the top of my head:
Making fun of beckys weight on multiple occasions
Making fun of the girl in the restaurant who was also big and her 'chunky friend'
Face filters on insta to hide her fatness
MySpace angles
Trying to squeeze into clothes that dont fit her (accept your size gorl) during try on hauls
Just throwing fistfulls of cash at the diet culture industry and promoting it
Acting like 'thin privilege' exists and she wants to obtain it.
Acting like her life will 'start' when shes thin
Putting down other youtubers specifically for gaining weight (mbp) and talking in a negative way about it
Talking badly about the eating habits of others around her and commenting negatively

Figuratively shitting on others for their life choices that involve diet weight or anything fat phobic.

This is all done over the course of her entire channel. There hasnt been a significant time (weeks) where she apologized and corrected her behavior and we saw positive change. Its always deflecting and sweeping things under the rug and continuing her bad behavior. In the end amber can shit on whomever she wants and should be given praise and money while anyone outside of amber should only engage in toxic positivity or they should be put down like sick dogs.

If theres anything else im drawing a blank right now. Feel free to add to the list.
On several occasions she told dusty and Becky they just need to lose a little bit of weight and try to control what destiny wore.
 
Wipey is a dude with plans and a whole life ahead of him, kentucky is a rough place to be trans and being anchored by a 600 pound narcissistic waste of air like hamber lymphoma lynn will eventually cause wipey to exit planet hamber's orbit. I just wonder what will get our gourl first, sepsis, liver failure, or an accidental fall?
Contrary to narco-lynn's belief that she is the center of the universe and thus she cannot die, her body is falling apart and everyone knows this parasite will die without a host organism to leech orange chicken from.

How do you figure Wipey is a troon?
 
How do you figure Wipey is a troon?
People think this based solely on the voice heard on the phone when Amber first got her to speak on a live and the fact that Amber suddenly talked about possibly being interested in penis.

It's abundantly clear she is a biological woman presenting as such. She got doxxed for a start.
 
Yeah, I was troon camp due to her voice on the phone and some things Amber said but it's clear Jade is a woman.

I do agree she is there going out fucking dudes and not coming back some nights. I think she is there hiding from this court case or until the date is due and then she will appear and never come back. Amber may look easy to live with but she is a complete drain on sanity and patience.

Amber alone Arc is sure-fire, the most interesting and manic saga.
 
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