Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[I am vomit]

Good spot. Eilish also describes herself as having Synesthesia which apparently involves perceiving aromas as colours or objects.

How long until Amber adds "Synesthete" to her Insta bio?

I give it a week at the shortest

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Read up on that Billie Eilish perfume. It is considered a "foodie" perfume. It smells like vanilla cookies.

I suspect that this perfume is geared towards late teens, and not thirty-something women.

 

[Billie Ross]

We do not know if she still has medical bills. The ACA enrollment period is coming in November, so if she enrolls, she will need about $300 a month for it. My money is that she will skip it again this year.

No wonder she asked Becky to get a job, clearly this problem has been going on for quite sometime.
Amber would not have started to post more if money was not a problem.

I suspect that Wifey has to pay for some of rent now especially since she is now relegated to the other bedroom. It also makes it difficult for her to kick Wifey out. Amber cannot live by herself in this flat without a roommate.


I am not sure if she has the foresight of doing this, but she said that her saving was used to pay for her taxes. So, perhaps.


She is eating far more than this but since she cannot afford takeaways at every meals, it might explain her weightloss.


I agree but the other factor is that she did not have a car and Becky is not coming to pick her up to do errands. Wifey likely does not have a car either but is mobile and can walk, take Uber or public transportation. So, Amber is housebound most of the time.

I think Youtube chunk is 40%.
Apparently only her rent is around $1500, you have the bills on the top of it.
I remember as soon as she got the membership I thought she had around 300-500 also, but that were probably haters ,you can see her chat doesn't have many haters anymore (or views), they would not stick around, but I do agree, 150 is really low and is probably dropping by the day as Christmas is coming and people have better things to do with their money.
I do believe something is off with Jade, I think Jade was adamant about not wanting a monogamous relationship with her, she seemed sour about whatever arrangement they have now.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

I suspect that this perfume is geared towards late teens, and not thirty-something women.

There is a mathematical formula for deciding what is suitable for Amber.

If it's taste, psychological or mental related then take 15 years off her age. If it's physical activity or wellbeing then double her age.

Example; Worship of Miley Cyrus - Acceptable due to Amber being mentally 15 years old.

Low liver function - Acceptable due to Amber being physically 60 years old.

 

[Owlflaps]

Isn't Billie Eilish 19? Her music is okay if you're an angsty 15-year-old, I guess. The fact that Amber wants to buy a teenager's perfume is off putting and creepy.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

The absolute state of people thumbing their noses at "only" 150 members. I cannot believe she has that many, let alone more. That's $1,348.50 a month for chrissakes.

It's such a weird thing for haydurs to be unjustifiably smug about.

Isn't Billie Eilish 19? Her music is okay if you're an angsty 15-year-old, I guess. The fact that Amber wants to buy a teenager's perfume is off putting and creepy.

But it's perfume and room decor! She's getting two shitty things for the price of one shitty thing. She's spending money and saving money at the same time!

 

[AmberAlert]

Isn't Billie Eilish 19? Her music is okay if you're an angsty 15-year-old, I guess. The fact that Amber wants to buy a teenager's perfume is off putting and creepy.

Amber will never mentally progress beyond a teenager so it's just going to get creepier and creepier as she continues to act 14 in her 40s and beyond. Assuming she lives that long.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

Good spot. Eilish also describes herself as having Synesthesia which apparently involves perceiving aromas as colours or objects.

How long until Amber adds "Synesthete" to her Insta bio?

Is that not pretty standard or rather common place, especially amongst creative people?

Amber thinks she has a phobia of holes..... (snorks)

 

[dfranki723]

Is that not pretty standard or rather common place, especially amongst creative people?

Seems like one of those things that doesn't really need a label but hey, people have got to have interesting facts to tell everyone about themselves despite no-one fucking asking.

Seems fitting for Fatty.

 

[FarmEnjoyer]

It's such a weird thing for haydurs to be unjustifiably smug about

I don't think they are being smug. They are probably generally surprised at how much her income has fallen.

Whatever she has going on right now, isn't sustainable even if her income never dropped below the point it's at right now.

 

[Strong Tomato]

I don't think they are being smug. They are probably generally surprised at how much her income has fallen.

Whatever she has going on right now, isn't sustainable even if her income never dropped below the point it's at right now.

I don’t understand how anyone can be genuinely surprised. Amber has been incredibly boring for the last two years at least.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

The absolute state of people thumbing their noses at "only" 150 members. I cannot believe she has that many, let alone more. That's $1,348.50 a month for chrissakes.

I suppose once You Tube and the taxman has had a slice of that it is not enough to keep her in the manner to which she has become accustomed - her views are down overall and I think her Super Chats have tanked of late.

As for Hayders smugness - that is a prerequisite is it not?

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I would have pegged it around 40 tards tops. If 150 is true, I am genuinely surprised.

I suppose once You Tube and the taxman has had a slice of that it is not enough to keep her in the manner to which she has become accustomed - her views are down overall and I think her Super Chats have tanked of late.

Sure, but she's also sucking up adsense. She's nowhere near the Fuck You Money she was once raking in, but it is nothing at all to sneeze at and it could support an entire family.

As for Hayders smugness - that is a prerequisite is it not?

Being smug that Amber could support an entire fat American family rather than two entire fat American families is not really the victorious gloat some feel it is.

edited.

 

[dfranki723]

The only valid reason I can think of as to why adults are paying to compliment this cunt are that their lives and personalities mirror hers to an extent.

A lot of them are probably also lazy. self pitying, possibly narcissistic and bitter bastards and so they see nothing wrong with ALR and even pity her (or worst of all, relate to her). I think we all know that a normal person would not be handing money over to Tubby.

 

[I am vomit]

The only valid reason I can think of as to why adults are paying to compliment this cunt are that their lives and personalities mirror hers to an extent.

A lot of them are probably also lazy. self pitying, possibly narcissistic and bitter bastards and so they see nothing wrong with ALR and even pity her (or worst of all, relate to her). I think we all know that a normal person would not be handing money over to Tubby.

So, you're saying they seek validation from watching ALR slob around? That's genuinely peak "reevaluate your life" shit right there.

 

[ADHD]

The absolute state of people thumbing their noses at "only" 150 members. I cannot believe she has that many, let alone more. That's $1,348.50 a month for chrissakes.

It's such a weird thing for haydurs to be unjustifiably smug about.

The surprising part is that Amber would choose to take such a huge cut in pay, in return for doing streams that both she and her audience hate, when she could instead print money by filming herself eating her meals.

 

[Sarah Connor]

Good spot. Eilish also describes herself as having Synesthesia which apparently involves perceiving aromas as colours or objects.

How long until Amber adds "Synesthete" to her Insta bio?

Is that not pretty standard or rather common place, especially amongst creative people?

I don't know, this is the same woman who said she can't conjure up images when she closes her eyes. She doesn't know how to explain anythings taste, smell, or texture any further than saying "it's shooooooo guuuuud!!!" because that's how powerful her mind is. For being such a creative writer, she has the vocabulary of an eighth grader.

"DESIRABLE
Sugar isn't sweet once your lips have touched mine.
Comedy isn't funny once your jokes have reached my mind.
Your laughter is soothing and your smile is warming.
Your touch is calming and your words are loving.
A lifetime is nothing but a word, forever is nothing but a limit.
Forever stops but our love doesn't.
Your beauty is indescribable.
Desirable.
You're everything I'd wish for in a soulmate.
Meeting online was nothing but fate.
You are the light of my life.
One day I will call you my wife".​

And that was in 2012. Rhyming "mine" and "mind" was certainly a choice.​

​

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

I don't know, this is the same woman who said she can't conjure up images when she closes her eyes. She doesn't know how to explain anythings taste, smell, or texture any further than saying "it's shooooooo guuuuud!!!" because that's how powerful her mind is. For being such a creative writer, she has the vocabulary of an eighth grader.

"DESIRABLE
Sugar isn't sweet once your lips have touched mine.
Comedy isn't funny once your jokes have reached my mind.
Your laughter is soothing and your smile is warming.
Your touch is calming and your words are loving.
A lifetime is nothing but a word, forever is nothing but a limit.
Forever stops but our love doesn't.
Your beauty is indescribable.
Desirable.
You're everything I'd wish for in a soulmate.
Meeting online was nothing but fate.
You are the light of my life.
One day I will call you my wife".​

And that was in 2012. Rhyming "mine" and "mind" was certainly a choice.​

​

there was a young girl from Kentucky
who went online to get lucky
she swiped left and right
and then got a fright
cos all of her dates fucked off with someone else because she was a high maintenance, over possessive, stink whale

 

[DontEatThat]

Consume she indulges
A woman of emptiness
Her stomach is not

 

[Lucille's Brands]

She can't stand these lives
Supporters advice like lice
Dropping from her hair
Come back Becky, Necky, Specky but nice
Wifey won't let her order rice
Or a chair, for the standing desk over there
But Becky's gone, like her room
The gloom is brewing
Ask her how she's dooen

Total shite, sorry.