Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[PotatoSalad4711]

I've been watching Fatty for over 3 years now - NO FUCKING WAY IN FUCKING HELL IS SHE PREPARING AND ONLY EATING THOSE MEALS . We've all seen her 'cooking' - only a few videos ago we saw her trying to scramble eggs, now suddenly she can perfectly poach an egg and eats it with avocado toast on 1 slice of bread with 1 slice of turkey bacon???? That keeps someone who admits to being over 500 pounds full until her next proper meal??? BULLSHIT.

That’s just what she does. Every single time she makes these “what I eat in a day” videos it’s obvious if that was truly all she was eating, the pounds would be melting off. And every single time, she comes back weeks later admitting to binging the whole time and gaining weight (usually after quitting weigh-ins and telling her audience it’s none of their business).

I do think Wifey might have her on a short leash this time around ye olde cycle, however, it won’t last.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

....and so begins the 'feeder' thumbmails

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Fat Twat McGee recommending food again as if her opinion holds any weight.

At this point I honestly find the comments worse than the video itself. She pretends to eat healthy food and her exceptional individual audience play into her pudgy hands because they only want the best for her! They are such good people.

She's at her worst (entertainment wise) and the comments aren't even worth reading anymore. I can't think of any reason for people to continue watching her unless it's to make themselves feel better about being ''supportive''.

I didn't watch, but let me guess, everything was "10 out of 10 recommend" and she "promises" everyone will love it too? She does this with every food she eats and then later we find out it wasn't as good, or as filling as she said (optivia and Jenny Craig for example.
Every video is the same, the only thing that changes is her weight, and not in the way she wishes it would.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

That’s just what she does. Every single time she makes these “what I eat in a day” videos it’s obvious if that was truly all she was eating, the pounds would be melting off. And every single time, she comes back weeks later admitting to binging the whole time and gaining weight (usually after quitting weigh-ins and telling her audience it’s none of their business).

I agree with this. The only redeeming feature of the video is that it is only 5 minutes. She does not show how she cooked the egg or mash the avocado. This makes me believe that Wifey did the cooking. If this was true, she would be eating less than 2,000 calories a day and would be losing more than 10 pounds a week. As you said, in a few weeks, the "Great Reset" will happen and she will miraculously ballon to 550 pounds. She will blame something "that she can't talk about".

I do think Wifey might have her on a short leash this time around ye olde cycle, however, it won’t last.

Wifey's whole premise is not to have Amber lose weight, it is to have Amber increase her income. Wifey does not want to support Amber, she wants Amber to support her.

 

[lostinwoods]

ALR never shows what she really eats anymore, nobody believes she eats 1 egg with toast and a strip of bacon for "breakfast", people in jail get more food than that.

 

[Fat-fobia Joe]

It's a shame Amber is failing at YT. Failure is her brand, but this is so boring and uncomfortable to watch it fails to live up to established failure level. Her partners made her more "entertaining" now it's just the beast and Chanel is going down. I was hoping for crash and burn, not slowly fading away.

I hope cancer will come back. I mean... For content you guiseee...

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Every time a vlog pops up, this is burned into the back of my skull.
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"IF AT FIRST, YOU TRY AGAIN............. YEAH"

The size of Fat Amber's arms always get me. They no longer look human.

 

[ADHD]

New video:

Archive:

 

[FatalTater]

We now know what Jade's personality is like, because when has Amber ever?

Also I'm gonna guess Amber isn't editing her own videos.

I wonder if she's planning on putting up with someone else pulling the strings long enough to lose some weight, then moving on to another mentally challenged teenage boy with a vagina. We all know women who look and act like women aren't her type, so this has to be a business arrangement.

 

[Babygorlwhisperer]

New video:

well this one is a more like old times. a giant load of crap.
at first , i dont know about Kentucky but leaves around my place have changed or are nearly gone. there is no green in front of my windows. how old is this junk?
its more like "interesting" things that happened in the last 2 month. well at least the dog got a 60 seconds walk and a decent meal once.
a lot of alcohol in the fridge and stupid new pictures. looks all pretty staged. the whole apartment seems clean and somehow empty like a hospital hallway.
she looks giant as ever, in my eyes as bad as in the famous Eric-Birthday-pic.
I think the cycle is on. she's getting ready to fail again and will be super smug about it. cant wait.

 

[hundreddaysofscootypuffin]

$200 lego typewriter... for reasons. Man it sucks to be couchbound.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

$200 lego typewriter... for reasons. Man it sucks to be couchbound.

IT'S DAYCORE

 

[Queequeg]

Amber is the only 30 year old person I've seen who's not autistic who's so pleased with herself for doing the most basic shit on earth.

 

[Owlflaps]

Congrats, gorl. You're lidurally proud of doing basic tasks that 99% of capable adults already do. Did mommy dom Wipey hold your hand when you were doing household chores, booboo? Did she give you treats when you listened like a good widdle gorl? God, this is a whole new level of pathetic. Wipey needs to move back to the shithole she crawled from.

Also, Amber is a fat, lying liar. If she's as ambulatory as she claims while eating the food she shows on camera, the pounds would melt off her fucking heinous frame.

 

[Kier Starmer]

She looks the same as she did at 550, at least with Chantal it was noticeable. With Amber, it would be more noticeable because she has more weight and yes if she was eating that diet only, she'd be melting. These new vlogs feel so sterile, there's something really off with them like she is obviously being directed to do shots and actions.

The grift is real though because she is uploading like crazy most likely in time for Christmas.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

I haven't checked up on Amber in a few months. I see she is still fat. Why did her income tank anyhow? She's always done well pumping out boring, unimpressive low-effort videos, constantly flaking out on producing content she has promised, and been so inconsistent that she disappears for weeks at a time. Her shit has never been good, so why is she only losing money now? Most of her watchers don't care if the video is low quality or she recycles an idea she's already used a dozen times, they endure her videos for the occasional hilarious gem or to scope things out for clues that may reveal something Amber is lying about.

Hard to believe Amber was once interesting enough to warrant a whole sub forum. She's gotta take a leaf out of Chantal's book, that bitch is always thinking up new, original ideas to stoke the dumpster fire.

 

[Shiversblood]

What if Amber actually loses his YouTube career because her forum was removed? I think half if not most of all her traffic and views to her YouTube videos were coming primarily directly from the kiwi farms. This forum was her life line, the one keeping her afloat, the thing that helped to keep bringing back the people and new viewers and when new people joined this kiwifarms forum they would notice ambers board on here and then Amber getting more views from this. But with her sub forum on here removed what options does she even have left really? How can she get more viewers and prevent losing the ones she has without this sub forum. She took her forum for granted for so long and just assumed that it would remain here for life, I bet she was shocked as hell when she woke up in morning and came to read news posts about herself only to discover it was gone! She should have tried harder to keep Becky living with her to keep the forum on here. But she kept taking Becky for granted too just like the forum, she just kept assuming that Becky would never be capable of leaving. She thought Becky was too passive and helpless. If it weren’t for those two lesbians Becky moved in with maybe Becky would still be a prisoner of ambers to this very day. I still can’t get over how she quit optavia so fast without even actually trying it even tho she wasted so much time hyping it up and talking about it beforehand even wasting money on it then not even bothering to actually try it! Huge massive binge on first day of optavia. Her attempt was like a joke attempt not even a serious real attempt, I can’t really accept it as a real attempt. And then she got cancer and made cancer the more boring thing in the world when she could have at least gave more details about it or something. It made my mind go insane when I learned that she could not lay on the machine for the testing for her cancer because she was way too fat and she did not even Think about even attempting to lose to get that test and instead just kept eating and would not lose weight to get the rest for the cancer she don’t even know if she has cancer. Her losing her forum was probably the worst thing that has ever happened to her in her whole life and may end up being her downfall and she may even lose YouTube now because she lost this forum. She shouldn’t have allowed it to get to the point where she lost the forum. She wasn’t thinking ahead at all when she did that.

 

[440088]

I didn't think the apartment changes were that bad. It actually looks pretty cozy. Amber is a hoarder of-course but she's so tidy and orderly with it that you'd have to watch her channel for awhile to understand she does hoard. Because surface level she's clean environment wise for a deathfat. In-fact while I'm complimenting her (lol) I would say out of all the deathfats amber keeps her living space the cleanest and nicest. How the fuck she's hundreds of pounds heavier than chantal and yet able to not live in squaller is beyond me. So, uh - good for amber I guess? I just wish she treated her body as nicely as she treats her living space.

What if Amber actually loses his YouTube career because her forum was removed? I think half if not most of all her traffic and views to her YouTube videos were coming primarily directly from the kiwi farms. This forum was her life line, the one keeping her afloat, the thing that helped to keep bringing back the people and new viewers and when new people joined this kiwifarms forum they would notice ambers board on here and then Amber getting more views from this. But with her sub forum on here removed what options does she even have left really? How can she get more viewers and prevent losing the ones she has without this sub forum. She took her forum for granted for so long and just assumed that it would remain here for life, I bet she was shocked as hell when she woke up in morning and came to read news posts about herself only to discover it was gone! She should have tried harder to keep Becky living with her to keep the forum on here. But she kept taking Becky for granted too just like the forum, she just kept assuming that Becky would never be capable of leaving. She thought Becky was too passive and helpless. If it weren’t for those two lesbians Becky moved in with maybe Becky would still be a prisoner of ambers to this very day. I still can’t get over how she quit optavia so fast without even actually trying it even tho she wasted so much time hyping it up and talking about it beforehand even wasting money on it then not even bothering to actually try it! Huge massive binge on first day of optavia. Her attempt was like a joke attempt not even a serious real attempt, I can’t really accept it as a real attempt. And then she got cancer and made cancer the more boring thing in the world when she could have at least gave more details about it or something. It made my mind go insane when I learned that she could not lay on the machine for the testing for her cancer because she was way too fat and she did not even Think about even attempting to lose to get that test and instead just kept eating and would not lose weight to get the rest for the cancer she don’t even know if she has cancer. Her losing her forum was probably the worst thing that has ever happened to her in her whole life and may end up being her downfall and she may even lose YouTube now because she lost this forum. She shouldn’t have allowed it to get to the point where she lost the forum. She wasn’t thinking ahead at all when she did that.

Sorry, I only partially read that HUGE wall of text and while it's true that a lot of ambers viewership comes from the farms losing her forum will hardly be the death of her. She's notorious in all spheres of eating disorders online.
A large part of her viewership is people with eating disorders (or weight fixations) themselves and simply by virtue of being a giant fatass that pretends to be functional people will continue to watch her. There's hardly a person that is active in viewing eating disorder shit online that hasn't at least heard of amberlynn reid. She has attained a cult-like status by the ana-chans and fatties who wish to be ana-chans online. She is in many ways the yin to eugenia Cooney's yang. Both people on the complete opposite side of the weight spectrum pretending to be functional.

 

[redbarchetta]

Gorl. Your hair is down. That is the only difference in this spot-the-difference.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

Dropping this in here because a) it’s amazing and b) it feels more like an Amber video than the real stuff. I miss the good old days.