Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[giga melt]

I remember when she first claimed her hair changed texture, women on Facebook were claiming it’s true because it happened to them. Usually after they were pregnant…….Which is apparently the same as being 500 lbs+

they sound like liars too then. hormones and pregnancy absolutely can change your hair and make it do weird shit, so i can assume amber's hysto could also produce weirdness, but those "kinky" braid waves are not natural in hair that's below 4C texture. still wouldn't produce those almost mechanical, perfectly even sections like a braid would either.

I mean... Asian food is kinda healthy aside from those and rice

thats what i mean like. why didn't she get some healthy stuff. she got packets of freeze dried noodles and sodium and candy she claims she hated that will be gone in a day.

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[w4vy_gr4vy]

This bitch really explaining to us what Freshly is as though she hasn't already tried this shit before.

 

[Gunslinger]

While you're describing most of New York proper and I can't disagree with that, Jade seems to be pretty intelligent able to do well on her own. There are far better places to work remotely than Lexington Kentucky.

One theory I've seen that makes a little sense is Jade wanting to kick off her own personal trainer/weight loss coach program after she gets Amberlynn to lose a bunch of weight. Sanitizing her channel could align with this goal. But even that doesn't make much sense when you take into account her trying to hide her identity and disappear from Amber's life, at least officially. Maybe Jade was super cocky and didn't think she'd be doxed? Maybe she only wants to associate herself publicly with Amberlynn after she's succeeded in helping her lose weight? Whatever her angle in all this we can agree that Jade is extremely controlling and definitely isn't there because of any affection or romantic interest.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

I mean the Freshly thing would explain why her food game is so elevated lately. Still don't think she's cooking it herself though. We know what her knife skills are like

 

[A Widdle Woach]

It will never stop bring hilarious to me that this cow will try anything to lose weight beside eat less and move more.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

Can I just... How is a 500 pound human "fluctuating" with weight? According to her totally true food journals she's eating HALF her maintenance calories. Remember that Biggest Fatty show from back in the day where they'd force the planets to do that and they'd lose like 20 pounds in a week? But sure Hamber, you're so dainty and totally on track, gorl.
The fact that her audience is buying this is just wow More exceptional than I thought.

 

[giga melt]

The fact that her audience is buying this is just wow More exceptional than I thought.

this is the reason for the santisation though. obviously amber is falling from grace with her views dropping more and more but in the event that she gets an up swing through another viral video somehow jade wants everyone to see a happy nice girl without many problems who deals with her weight in a healthy way. so the ambabies new and old will see a fun fat girl liveeng life in that cookie cutter facebook way.

i agree with the posters saying she probably wants to be a health/life coat ala my thoughts will probably offend you on youtube. not revealing herself until amber miraculously loses xx amount of pounds is smart because if it falls through she can go find another death fatty who will let her move in and try again. one with more of a chance of it happening, you'd assume.

amber is the golden cow though, with a 7+ year history of diet failures and 600lbs to get through. if someone could make her lose even half of that weight without dr now or surgery then any fat worth their sodium will come flocking to jade for the answers. she just wants to see if its possible first.

i also think that the more sanitised amber becomes the more likely she will get sponsers/etc in jade's mind which is money and notoriety that she will need when marketing herself as a life coach. she's playing the long game, and it probably won't work, but i guarantee she's betting on it.

 

[Lame Entropy]

Yo Jade, your golden cow is clearly still eating like shit behind your back. The weight should be melting off if she was following the nice little meal plan you set out for her. Might want to keep a better eye on her.

 

[dfranki723]

I'm still thinking Jade might be hired help who has given Fat Twat permission to say she's her ''girlfriend'' just to save face. Probably out of pity more than anything.
That would explain how she's managing to keep ALR under her control.

I find it hard to believe she's pulling some big brain gay ops.
However, if it is, you're a fucking sad sack Ms Francis.
You can't tame an unfeeling narcissist who thrives on being an online drama pig.

 

[JoJoNo]

I’m 99.9% certain she’s hired help and not some random scammer who fakes loving Amber to steal some Lego money.

Honestly I believe she’s one of the many people who know how to operate a computer and think that makes them geniuses. She convinced our gorl that she can be her “manager” or whatever, that she’d be able to clean her image and bring her back to making real money. It would explain the whole “girlfriend” thing better than just a carer situation type deal - she might have thought that an unseen girlfriend might be more interesting than a new roommate (which obviously backfired, just to prove she’s a complete amateur).

Or maybe she’s just a wiper who let Amber say she was the new girlfriend out of pity, not realising she would be doxed in .5 seconds.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

this is the reason for the santisation though. obviously amber is falling from grace with her views dropping more and more but in the event that she gets an up swing through another viral video somehow jade wants everyone to see a happy nice girl without many problems who deals with her weight in a healthy way. so the ambabies new and old will see a fun fat girl liveeng life in that cookie cutter facebook way.

Most people were watching to see the train wreck. Without it, there is very little substance, thus people are getting bored with her.

amber is the golden cow though, with a 7+ year history of diet failures and 600lbs to get through. if someone could make her lose even half of that weight without dr now or surgery then any fat worth their sodium will come flocking to jade for the answers. she just wants to see if its possible first.

The probability of Amber losing a significant amount of weight and not regaining is very small, less than 2%. The diet industry is based on that fact. They will tell you how to lose weight but will not help you to maintain it. It is not called yo-yo dieting for no reason. For Amber, losing 300-350 pounds with no medical intervention is impossible.

How bad is it? Using this calculator, https://www.niddk.nih.gov/bwp
if Amber wants to reach 200 pounds from 500 pounds in 2 years, she would need to eat no more than 1,200 calories per day. I do not believe that Amber or anyone else could do it. It is too few calories for too long. So instead she is hoping to go from 500 pounds to 450. This will not improve her health outcome, and she is likely to gain all the weight back by Christmas.

 

[Bookish]

I don't know what Jade's motives are, except that they're not virtuous. The coach angle doesn't make as much sense to me, seeing as the optics on this are horrible. Reaching out to a super morbidly obese Youtuber under false pretenses, pretending you are genuinely interested in them and know nothing of their 'fame', and then immediately becoming extremely controlling. The way she said Amber WILL experiment with guys, a known lesbian, does not look good to anyone, let alone the immediate insistence on sharing her. Then, she moves in, in record time and takes over the woman's apartment,, to the point that she moves out of her own room - keeping in mind she contacted her when she'd be most vulnerable and down, actively going through a break up. How does such a person come out the hero in this situation? Because she helped her lose some weight? So did a throat infection and cancer. I'm not saying this to paint Amber as a victim, all of this was her choice, I'm just saying how this looks. This isn't exactly a feel good story to advertise someone's services. Perhaps that's why Amber tried to retcon Jade's history with her and pretend to be single. Jade probably realized the whole back story is problematic and sketchy.

 

[King Fructose]

When Becky’s been ranting about dead nicktoons characters for 30 whole seconds instead of watching you eyefuck yourself through the camera (taken from Reddit)

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

I'm always stunned by her resting bitch face. She must just frown constantly to develop those lines. Living her best life?? Of course she is and I love that for her.

 

[King Fructose]

I'm always stunned by her resting bitch face. She must just frown constantly to develop those lines. Living her best life?? Of course she is and I love that for her.

I guess it's not hard when you have 20 pounds of face fat pulling on you 24/7

 

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I’m going to presume she said a fat no

 

[Billie Ross]

Video was up for almost one hour, no one noticed... again

 

[Kier Starmer]

Before I recap the video I will completely agree with @Bookish, as I have posted before I am mystified by Jade's angle because it makes no sense. It's so retarded because the second she does her surprise moment all the shit stuff will be unveiled which throws it off. Her defence will be "I made the fat bitch lose weight!" At what cost though, you destroyed her livelihood, her freedom and made it look abusive as fuck. What makes it worse is the stupid cunt will unveil herself as this messiah complex but at what.

Hi, I'm Jade, I'm black and do IT. I got doxed because by balloon "girlfriend" is a stupid cunt and breadcrumbed for farms to solve. There is no win, win because she can flee but because she seeks clout, people will find her.

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Hi Guys
11:51 minutes of big bitch talking kill me now
IF YOU WANT YOU CAN TRY AGAIN, TRY AGAIN!!!!!

• Every Tuesday I have no idea for content so I babble like a retard for midrolls and don't dox Jade Francis of new york state.
• every Monday night - give me topics
• I want to be connected - repeat x 3 because retard
• I have scretches, I woke up. Black Demon is here
• I won't talk about anything
• Guys she wont talk about wifey - wifey no longer exists, I am dating someone. They are local - NO JADE SURE JAN
• I hAvE fRiEnDs
• I have girlfriend but won't show her, so its Jade, stupid cunt
• #2 Are you hanging out with people - NO DESTINY OR DANA, not talking anymore. no paying = no destiny.
  I hang out with eric and tricky all the time - SURE
  I talk to Becky a lot - Sure
  No Becky talk EVER finito - I LOVE HER THOUGH
• #3 she's only going to answer shit question - "I'm not going to do that but I am" stupid answers
• Lotion type style
• #4 I believe you are calculating - She plays dumb - lol I don't dumb myself down - Sure
• #5 someone calls out calories - I have questioned if I should see a doctor - No Shit. "literally bawled my eyes out. I am so passionate about losing weight. How do I lose weight?"
• #6 victories and goals - Singing in the shower, amazing achievement because she was too fat. Back in 2019, Had to wait to wash hair and do it at different times. I shower peacefully. You did so well fat bitch. Stamina, you were on the couch for a year.
• #7 She'll avoid questions - she answers pointless shit
• #8 Where does wifey edit - lol, Wipey is not editing, finding joy in Youtube.

Amazing video utter shit, click baiting Wipey again

 

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She said a whole of nothing for an egotistical bitch that already has nothing to say.