Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Murderous Anas]

MORE GUT THAN CUNT

You know that one picture that's supposed to simulate what it's like to experience a stroke? That's what it feels like every time I try to figure out what the hell is going on with this chick's body. I genuinely can't tell the difference between stomach/fupa/thigh/whatever the fuck else is there with the way it's crammed into those pants.

 

[dfranki723]

I don't know that blonde woman so I'll say this as nicely as possible, has she contoured her chin rolls?

 

[Tom's Sex Dungeon]

She thinks that vlogmas will bring in the views but it won't.

Vlogmas is just going to be more of the same bland content she’s been losing viewers with. I had been hoping we would get a wifey sighting this vlogmas, but now that wifey doesn’t exist anymore I don’t think there’s a chance for that.

She copies A LOT of other people's sayings to a point where I wonder what is Amber REALLY like.

This Amber is mind numbing enough. I don’t think I even want to imagine what her “true personality” would be like.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

She copies A LOT of other people's sayings to a point where I wonder what is Amber REALLY like.
Fearless just got surgery so I wonder if that is why Amber wants one
Such a STUPID reason to start eating healthy (taking amber at her word)

Love ya, gorl, but like callie would say - we been knew.

 

[clothy 04x]

You know that one picture that's supposed to simulate what it's like to experience a stroke? That's what it feels like every time I try to figure out what the hell is going on with this chick's body. I genuinely can't tell the difference between stomach/fupa/thigh/whatever the fuck else is there with the way it's crammed into those pants.

ugh she's lost so much weight

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Vlogmas is just going to be more of the same bland content she’s been losing viewers with. I had been hoping we would get a wifey sighting this vlogmas, but now that wifey doesn’t exist anymore I don’t think there’s a chance for that.

But it will be interesting to see what she will do. Last year, she did it with Becky giving each other rubbish earrings and trinkets. This year, if Wifey does not show up, will it be “what I bought for myself for Christmas” or “what Torrid dress will I wear for Christmas “ or better “why people bullied me when I ate a Christmas dinner”, or other riveting content.

 

[vetklep]

I don't know that blonde woman so I'll say this as nicely as possible, has she contoured her chin rolls?

Even better, she had chin lipo and some Fupa-reducing surgery in Mexico years ago, gained all the weight back and then some, and now we're here at the end of what contour could do for her (if anything). She's frequently discussed in the Fat Acceptance thread if you want a good laugh.

 

[Insulin reid]

So years ago amber faced speculation that she was copying learning to be fearless. This did not really come here but I looked it up after someone posted and my god.

The similarities and emulation are pretty crazy. Amber has no personality at all, never has, and never will because she is cluster B. Her emulation of learning to be fearless though is somewhat criminal though, she really just copies her videos low effort. even some classic amberisms are emulated.

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Yeah, chest pieces have been an L2BF thing for years, I recall when I looked ages ago she referred to loving them.

I realize now what annoys me so much about Amber so much and it's her camera. The use of cinematic on deathfats makes them look horrendous because the filters do not work in cinematic mode. Look at this shit!
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Her Torrid hauls are a carbon copy of L2BF she even calls it "stretchy" material.

In a way, I find Amber even more hilarious now as she is like a kid making a pretend radio show yet getting paid for it. The lego stuff makes sense now as she tries to "regain" her broken childhood, lego is expensive but some of the pieces do actually look nice like the colosseum but she chucks it in a box.

I think this constant emulation is a massive reason for her downfall because in this day and age we tune in for the personality and content. Amber provides none of that, She thinks that vlogmas will bring in the views but it won't. January she will vanish for the month due to the dip in revenue and come back to reinvent. Amber is as predictable as the tide.

This woman looks like big ed in drag.

 

[Owlflaps]

This woman looks like big ed in drag.

She looks like she lowkey belongs in special ed, too.

 

[ADHD]

Here are her views for last week's content as of Nov 22, shortly after 2PM EST:

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Here are her views for last week's content as of Nov 22, shortly after 2PM EST:
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She is getting about a third to a half of the views of last year. The only way she is keeping her income up is by vlogging 5 times a week, but it will be difficult for her to maintain this pace. She likes to quit vlogging for a few weeks in January but I do not think that she will be able to do this if she does not increase her views during vlogmas.

 

[Billie Ross]

Where's the Monday video Jade???
The help is fucking the schedule already.

 

[ADHD]

New video:

Archive:

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Does she not even bother to recycle? All that cardboard shouldn't be going to landfill. Perhaps even sorting the trash is a step too far for this lazy cow.

Fat Amber, you're lazy and fat and I would not have sex with you.

 

[Skorpio Gal]

Tapped out at 47 seconds. Vlogging is getting so hard...can anyone tell me what to vlog?

Drop dem pantses and show dem bareassed laygs. End of story.

That, and the 'coffee'? Fuck, a glass of milk would look darker than that café au lait au lait au lait au lait sans café.

 

[clothy 04x]

"I'm just having a cup of coffee" (glass of creamer and milk)

Does she not even bother to recycle? All that cardboard shouldn't be going to landfill.
Fat Amber, you're lazy and fat and I would not have sex with you.

swear she has contributed at least 50% of some landfill somewhere by her sheer constant consumerism

 

[Pearlxx]

Let me be my paranoid ass self and say she kept the stuff and threw away the boxes lmao

 

[Dona Morte]

Someone posted this suggestion. I marked mine. Thoughts?

 

[pot of sneed]

Piggy eating crickets was the most interesting part of the video but even then she has to act like a dumpy overdramatic teenager. Eat ze bugs, Hamber!

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Piggy eating crickets was the most interesting part of the video but even then she has to act like a dumpy overdramatic teenager. Eat ze bugs, Hamber!

We all knew how it was going to go. Squeeling, wailing, gagging and over the top reactions. I don't know why people watch Fat Amber except for the sideshow freak curiosity of it all.

Perhaps Jade needs to open the apartment up to the local public so they can all pay 0.50 cents each to witness the montrous blob that is Fat Amber.