Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Skorpio Gal said:
Tapped out at 47 seconds. Vlogging is getting so hard...can anyone tell me what to vlog?

Drop dem pantses and show dem bareassed laygs. End of story.

That, and the 'coffee'? Fuck, a glass of milk would look darker than that café au lait au lait au lait au lait sans café.
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So basically the usual stuff she always says. Let me guess "this light makes my skin look horrible, my sleeping situation is off" and watch me eat the same breakfast I've cooked a thousand times before. It is like groundhog day. I can predict everything she is going to do.

Edit to add-so amber will eat anything, except 🙀. Some lez she is.
 
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I see she's still trying to prove she's the one using the standing desk. She looks ridiculous sitting in that chair.

"Sometimes moderation doesn't work" -the Queen of Moderation as she's definitely throwing out boxes and boxes of ice cream products.

In other news, the scratch off scam was a scam. Shocking.
 
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The fact that she has to ask for vlogging ideas shows how few thoughts are rattling around in her skull.

Yes, good question - what DOES she do all day? She's had her CoVD shots & while full efficacy at her size & overall health is dubious, she has SOME protection & if most in Lexington have had their shots, the risk is far lower than at earlier stages of the pandemic. No excuse, (save the elephant in the rom of size), preventing her from going out, even just in her immediate area.

If as she smugly brags, she's got so much more stamina & energy, walking Twinkie around the block would easily generate a 15 minute vlog. No way she should walk & talk without gasping her lungs out for 15 minutes, though.

Christmas decorating could easily fill a couple of vlogs.

The fact that she has to ask her readers for ideas shows the extent of the real poverty in her life - the paucity of THOUGHT & any element of originality.

She will never, EVER show her legs. They are the one thing she is truly, deeply ashamed of. The color and consistency of the skin with lymphedema that severe is genuinely horrifying in many people with advanced lymphedema. The overall shape of them, the pitting in the skin she may have, open and/or weeping areas. I suspect in her mind, her "body" ends at her waist. She's madly in love with herself - but from the chest up. Everything below that, I suspect she'd love to wish away.

And sadly, because of years of blatant neglect & actively making the situation worse, I suspect she's always going to be stuck with really evident lymphedema. It's startling now, even at her overall massive weight. Imagine if she was able, (not gonna happen), to lose weight in the parts of her body without lymphedema... even if there was some weight loss in her legs, she'll probably always be stuck with relatively massive legs.
 
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clothy 04x said:
swear she has contributed at least 50% of some landfill somewhere by her sheer constant consumerism
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Most of the US-created recycling goes to other countries where it usually gets dumped in THEIR landfill. So its pretty goddamn pointless and if you're gonna morally grandstand I'd pick something else.
 
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DefCon Dumb said:
She will never, EVER show her legs. They are the one thing she is truly, deeply ashamed of. The color and consistency of the skin with lymphedema that severe is genuinely horrifying in many people with advanced lymphedema. The overall shape of them, the pitting in the skin she may have, open and/or weeping areas. I suspect in her mind, her "body" ends at her waist. She's madly in love with herself - but from the chest up. Everything below that, I suspect she'd love to wish away.
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Seeing as fat as she is, I wonder if she's covered in Steven Assanti barnacles.
 
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Constellationzero said:
Seeing as fat as she is, I wonder if she's covered in Steven Assanti barnacles.
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This takes me back to a time when she was bragging about the softness of her skin. I could be wrong, but I think she said all of her body is covered in soft skin except for her calves or shins. I was confused, but now….you might be onto something.

On another note, besides a layg reveal the only thing that will get me to throw a view her way is a journal reading. I’d love to know what this mental midget is writing about in that journal.
 
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youngdumbrosebud said:
This takes me back to a time when she was bragging about the softness of her skin. I could be wrong, but I think she said all of her body is covered in soft skin except for her calves or shins. I was confused, but now….you might be onto something.

On another note, besides a layg reveal the only thing that will get me to throw a view her way is a journal reading. I’d love to know what this mental midget is writing about in that journal.
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Drivel, shitty doodles, Amber + Jade = heart 4 evrrrr, I had a very very very very very very very boring day. I didn't do anything. Just slept and watched youtube and ate way too much food. I feel so guilty, Why do I keep doing this? Are you there Universe? It's me Amberlynn. Please make me skinnnnnnnnny.

She brags about filling pages, but if it was anything worth sharing believe me, she would have, anything to waste ten minutes.
 
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The way she moves in and out of her standing desk makes me believe she's gonna take a nasty fucking spill one day. You can't tell me this dumb bag of lard isn't going to have a misstep and take her desk down with her.
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Edit: Holy shit, I just noticed Twinkie jumping off her chair. There's the horrifying possibility that she could crush her dog doing a dumb shit manuover like this.
 
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Owlflaps said:
The way she moves in and out of her standing desk makes me believe she's gonna take a nasty fucking spill one day. You can't tell me this dumb bag of lard isn't going to have a misstep and take her desk down with her.View attachment 2743891

Edit: Holy shit, I just noticed Twinkie jumping off her chair. There's the horrifying possibility that she could crush her dog doing a dumb shit manuover like this.
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Holy crap! She almost took out Twonk! I wonder how many times that dog has narrowly escaped death by shelf ass.
 
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Owlflaps said:
The way she moves in and out of her standing desk makes me believe she's gonna take a nasty fucking spill one day. You can't tell me this dumb bag of lard isn't going to have a misstep and take her desk down with her.View attachment 2743891

Edit: Holy shit, I just noticed Twinkie jumping off her chair. There's the horrifying possibility that she could crush her dog doing a dumb shit manuover like this.
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Why? I'm so confuse. I'm honestly surprised she hasn't killed that dog yet.
 
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No wonder Twinkie Storr hates the ever-living shit out of Amber. I feel bad for the dog, she hates Wipey as chihuahuas tend to be standoffish with new people and Becky was the only one who really did anything with her and treated her like a normal dog. Twinkie must be living a most miserable life in that apartment having to hang around Hamber all day long, at least before when fatty was somewhat active and went out she got a bit of peace and quiet without a quarter-tone shelf arse about to squash her into a twinkie flat.
 
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