Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 552 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,625 74.4%

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They're from Plunder Design LLC, yet another Utah-based MLM that's been around for a few years. Seems to work like most MLMs do.
OK so it's like Avon or Tupperware. You host a party with all your shitty jewellery and people buy from you.
I am not at all surprised that someone in Fat Amber's close family are retarded enough to join a Multi-Level Marketing organisation.

The earrings on the site are listed for $10 - $14 USD so they would cost around $1 or less to produce and they sure as hell look like it. No wonder she loves them, they look like the same cheap crap she used to buy at Walmart.

Saving money is going well I see? She spent at least $100USD on that pile of junk. It is what it is.....
 
Is the "It" that wants her to add shit as she's doing her stupid ass "recipe" the Binge Monster? "It wants me to add, It wants me to add, It wants me to add"....My fucking God, this boring fat ass. Just deep MookBang your throat with the greasy garbage you know you're eating off camera on fucking camera already. The LOL is gone from this COW.
 
Didn't Fat Amber claim to have trichophobia? Why is she eating strawberries if she reacts with fear and disgust at the sight of small holes?
She rammed those small hole, filled strawberries so fast into her gaping maw, I'm starting to think she made it all up.

Fat Amber lying? Just so she can seem interesting, unique and special? :O
Prolly lying like Simply Sara with her dIvErTiCuLiTuS. Either that or it's Schrodinger's condition.
 
Fat and lazy yet somehow cuts her arm on accident.
When you move a fridge into a house it is almost impossible not to scratch a few walls and put a few dings in things... her body is the size of 2 fridgerators so I'm sure she shuffles her 500 pound toddler ass into things constantly. Maybe wipey should babyproof the moldy ass apartment.
 
I've noticed Fat Amber has stopped saying "Love that". Maybe she realised how it sounds? It's definitely something I would expect a 15yr old California girl to say. She's not fooling anyone.
She'll have started 'binge' watching someone else, who doesn't say it. Fatty has no self-realization and is always 'binging' or put another way, she's just greedy; be it food, watching YT, buying shit - consume, consume, CONSUME. She goes from YT creator to creator, whenever the mood takes her, but is so narcissistic as to think everyone will continue to watch her ever worsening videos.
That was one of the most boring, tedious videos I've seen from any creator. If she wasn't a 500 pound laughing stock with the reputation she has, she would get no more than a handful of views.
Does anyone know what kind of earrings those were that she showed? I'm guessing some kind of cheap MLM crap.
I can confirm from our reporter on the ground in Lexington that they are officially SHITTY eareens.
Didn't Fat Amber claim to have trichophobia? Why is she eating strawberries if she reacts with fear and disgust at the sight of small holes?
She is terrified of small holes. Have you seen the size of her gorlfriends? None of them has a small hole, trust me.
I think at this point, she wouldn't get 100k views for a full on mukbang. Perhaps a month or two in she might sneak past that number, but her views are free-falling. Her last few feeder, clickbait, thumnail videos are barely hitting 50k, after being up for weeks. Love that for her.
 
That was one of the most boring, tedious videos I've seen from any creator. If she wasn't a 500 pound laughing stock with the reputation she has, she would get no more than a handful of views.
I think at this point, she wouldn't get 100k views for a full on mukbang. Perhaps a month or two in she might sneak past that number, but her views are free-falling. Her last few feeder, clickbait, thumnail videos are barely hitting 50k, after being up for weeks. Love that for her.
Amber has always been boring but in the past she would have more variety. She would go to restaurants, go shopping, even go to the ER. Now I realize why her views are down; she has been filming the same thing for a few weeks now. She could as well repost older videos. There is no variety. She cooks for Wifey without acknowledging her. Why her new girlfriend always at her place and not the other way around? Why can we hear Wifey?
It is like she reads something on KF or Reddit and try to explain the unexplainable like the stand-up desk. She says that she does not binge but brings back that she lost 80 pounds which means that she is still around 495 pounds and has plateaued. After watching the same video, people do not bother anymore.
 
"Tons of requests..."

Really FatAl? Really?

Fuck off you lying, boring has been.

To be honest I'm one of these people that wants to see her cook more, but I want to see her cook her own food, because it's awful, and she's awful at it.

Watching her read off a card and repeat "it wants me to" ad infinitum is annoying and not entertaining, because the content is not related to Amber, and if I wanna watch someone cook Hello Fresh I can find a hundred more professional and entertaining videos that do just that. This cooking video is just as sanitized as the rest of her new content; it's boring and reveals little nothing about Amber herself which is what the channel is supposed to be about. As long as she continues to put distance between herself and her content like this, Haydurs and Ambabies alike will lose interest.

And another thing; that creepy, fake quirkiness (this latest intro for example) doesn't cut it as a personality. Amber's put her real self out there on the internet for years for an audience of humans, and whatever alien has put on Amber's gortex meat suit is doing a shitty job of attempting to be likeable. Just stop.
 
Haven't checked her out in forever. Just took a look at her most recent video, where she ate shrimps, broccoli and rice. Looked healthy and tasty. And then she talked about days, where she counts calories. While still looking the way she looks. I really wish overly obese people would read more into how to body stores energy and what the best ways are to lose fat.

Counting calories doesn't do jack shit, when you weigh 3 times more than you actually should. Do you know what happens, when your body consumes too much unhealthy food? Even her latest meal, which I called healthy, is unhealthy for her due to the rice. Rice = carbohydrates. Your body converts the carbohydrates into sugar glucose. The glucose enters your bloodstream, where it's used for energy. Excess glucose (energy) gets converted into glycogen, which gets stored in your muscle and liver, as a a fallback energy resource. Muscle and liver can only store so much energy, so the remaining energy gets stored as fat. When you then use your energy, you first use the energy from your bloodstream. Then from your muscle and liver. And once these energy sources are depleted, only then does your body tap into your fat cells to get all that sweet sweet fat energy.
But here is the problem: When you are constantly eating on a regular basis and eat your rice carbohydrates on your healthy days and your ice cream carbohydrates on your cheat days, you continue to replenish your energy storage in your bloodstream / liver / muscle. You NEVER get to tap into your fat reserves, so you continue to be a fatty boom boom.

BOOGIE2988, I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS FOR SOME WEIRD ASS REASON, YOU FAT IDIOT:
If you want to lose weight, STOP FUCKING EATING! You could go for at least 2 months without eating anything. Just water and electrolytes and you'll get ripped and shredded, what's up? And if you can't go a single day without eating, then switch over to a ketogenic diet, where you only consume fat and protein. That way your body gets rid of all the energy in your blood, liver and muscle and you start to only use your fat for energy.
 
Haven't checked her out in forever. Just took a look at her most recent video, where she ate shrimps, broccoli and rice. Looked healthy and tasty. And then she talked about days, where she counts calories. While still looking the way she looks. I really wish overly obese people would read more into how to body stores energy and what the best ways are to lose fat.

Counting calories doesn't do jack shit, when you weigh 3 times more than you actually should. Do you know what happens, when your body consumes too much unhealthy food? Even her latest meal, which I called healthy, is unhealthy for her due to the rice. Rice = carbohydrates. Your body converts the carbohydrates into sugar glucose. The glucose enters your bloodstream, where it's used for energy. Excess glucose (energy) gets converted into glycogen, which gets stored in your muscle and liver, as a a fallback energy resource. Muscle and liver can only store so much energy, so the remaining energy gets stored as fat. When you then use your energy, you first use the energy from your bloodstream. Then from your muscle and liver. And once these energy sources are depleted, only then does your body tap into your fat cells to get all that sweet sweet fat energy.
But here is the problem: When you are constantly eating on a regular basis and eat your rice carbohydrates on your healthy days and your ice cream carbohydrates on your cheat days, you continue to replenish your energy storage in your bloodstream / liver / muscle. You NEVER get to tap into your fat reserves, so you continue to be a fatty boom boom.

BOOGIE2988, I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS FOR SOME WEIRD ASS REASON, YOU FAT IDIOT:
If you want to lose weight, STOP FUCKING EATING! You could go for at least 2 months without eating anything. Just water and electrolytes and you'll get ripped and shredded, what's up? And if you can't go a single day without eating, then switch over to a ketogenic diet, where you only consume fat and protein. That way your body gets rid of all the energy in your blood, liver and muscle and you start to only use your fat for energy.
Does it involve eating less and moving more?

This is not within Ambers remit. Absolutely not going to happen.
 
Even Socialblade had finally shit the bed, showing all video ratings as "100%" instead of the actual like/dislike percentage.

When you can't even see how bad she's failing, there's literally zero reason to pay attention to this stupid fat cunt anymore.
I use a Chrome/Opera extension that makes dislikes visible on videos again. Seems pretty accurate - here are the like/dislikes for her last 5 videos:

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I was watching one of the compilation channels and they showed an old clip where she says she's not herself when she binges and that Becky tries to help but she gets angry at her. She was saying she gets pissed off if she doesn't get her way during a binge. Becky is absolutely a potato in human form but Al was so unfair to her when she was babbling about how Becky enables her and they're shhoooo bad for each other. As if Becky started out wanting this. Al forgot to talk about how she'd go into honger rages if Becky didn't comply.
 
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