Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Crooked Tooth said:
Hamber ran out of binge food today and has reached her breaking point you guuuiisseee!
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Tried manipulating Wipey to get her to stay and wipe her ass over the holidays and it's not worked, so this is obviously 'domestic abuse' against our gorl. Wipey's refused to edited today's snoozefest and Fatty is currently neck fat deep in her family of 6 Uber Eats orange chicken takeout. Fatty's only eating it to show Wipey what she will make her do if she dares to leave her alone.
In all seriousness, I am sick to death of this fat fuck using mental heath as an excuse, when people genuinely struggle with it every day, especially this time of year. Obviously she has mental problems, just look at the size and state of her. Yet she refuses to address these issues and pretends she has 'quirky' issues. The only thing she has been struggling with for weeks is her compulsion to eat what she wants.
I make this her third Thursday from the last four without a video, but she's proud of herself for sticking to her schedule?
Expect her to disappear soon, to eat herself to oblivion once she's left alone for the holidays. No one to edit her videos. No one to wipe her ass. I expect her to try contacting all the usual enablers to try to hang with them, and them all telling her no. Hell she might even try a Christmas Day live pity party with shrimp ring, whole chicken, the works... and hardly anyone watching.
 
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FupaCitySheriff said:
and them all telling her no.
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They're all too spoiled with not having a 600 pound pachyderm shitting up their outings by shoving a phone in everyone's faces while oinking:

"Gosh, I'm soooo excited!"
"Are you excited?"
"We're at ________________(restaurant)!"
"Are you excited? I'm soooo excited!"
"What are you getting?"
"I wanna get this but I'm scared!"
"Are you excited?"

That video where she had the camera pointed at the fridge and she asked the fridge if it hated her and it said "Yes." was chef's kiss.
 
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Constellationzero said:
They're all too spoiled with not having a 600 pound pachyderm shitting up their outings by shoving a phone in everyone's faces while oinking:

"Gosh, I'm soooo excited!"
"Are you excited?"
"We're at ________________(restaurant)!"
"Are you excited? I'm soooo excited!"
"What are you getting?"
"I wanna get this but I'm scared!"
"Are you excited?"

That video where she had the camera pointed at the fridge and she asked the fridge if it hated her and it said "Yes." was chef's kiss.
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I always found that really obnoxious. She would zoom in on Becky trying to eat and constantly film people without asking for permission. If she knew you hated being on camera, she would do it more often, claiming the person in fact really liked it.

It must be such a relief to be able to eat wherever they want without Fat Amber insisting on Cheesecake Factory and then filming, screeching and generally being a spectactle everywhere they went.

It's bad enough she draws attention to herself thanks to her size and her smell but add all that fatitude on top? That's just too much to ask people to put up with, especially when the festive season is stressful enough as it is. I just feel bad for her pets. :( :(
 
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foodbaby said:
Yeah, I think Destiny is about 4'11, so Amber is 5'3" at the most. Even for a 6'0" person, her weight is an extreme.
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Even for a 6'0" refrigerator that weight is an extreme.

For example, this beast is 72 inches tall and weighs "only" 350 pounds, which is obese even in the fridge world.

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Think about it - Amber weighs 150 pounds MORE than this metal, plastic and glass hunk of machinery.
 
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FupaCitySheriff said:
Tried manipulating Wipey to get her to stay and wipe her ass over the holidays and it's not worked, so this is obviously 'domestic abuse' against our gorl. Wipey's refused to edited today's snoozefest and Fatty is currently neck fat deep in her family of 6 Uber Eats orange chicken takeout. Fatty's only eating it to show Wipey what she will make her do if she dares to leave her alone.
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My thought exactly. With Christmas coming rapidly, she is panicking of being alone.

FupaCitySheriff said:
In all seriousness, I am sick to death of this fat fuck using mental heath as an excuse, when people genuinely struggle with it every day, especially this time of year. Obviously she has mental problems, just look at the size and state of her. Yet she refuses to address these issues and pretends she has 'quirky' issues. The only thing she has been struggling with for weeks is her compulsion to eat what she wants.
I make this her third Thursday from the last four without a video, but she's proud of herself for sticking to her schedule?
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And still, she refuses to obtain medical treatments, both mental and physical, for all her ailments. Instead, she sees a “ therapist “ that tells her to eat as much as she wants, and even if she knows that it is not good for her, she still keeps seeing her.
 
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stronkwonk said:
whoa whoa whoa what is this?
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A Kentucky Negro that's Jade's doppelganger? Totally not Wipey, at all, point blank period. Fat ass is just dropping turds...I mean breadcrumbs, to peak interest. She need people to flock back and engage on her channel with their dipshitty questions we already know the answers to. Can she just choke on some orange chicken or Flaming Hot Cheetos already? Where's my mutha fuckin' Christmas Miracle, Jeebus? God dammit!🎄
 
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