Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Insulin reid]

Lmao who cares?

She's fucked herself over being boring. Confirming a new gorlfriend isn't gonna revive her tanking views.

Shes told us a rando who moved in with her is also a figment of our collective imagination/ physically moved out around September or so-but also looks almost identical to the also random people who were being harassed because haydurs thought they were wipey.

I really hope the bullshit of "having to lie to protect wipey and herself totally isnt really lying because real lying is purposeful and not ok and bad and immoral and shes really a good girlfriend because she lied to everyone because some haydurs, not the nice supporters are evil and needed to be kept in the dark" works for her unlike every time shes used it so far.

 

[D_Tractor]

Why does she always do this around this time of year?

MethSanta and Mrs. Methclaus never gave her all the MethChristmas presents she wanted growing up.

 

[Bitchinista]

I really hope the bullshit of "having to lie to protect wipey and herself totally isnt really lying because real lying is purposeful and not ok and bad and immoral and shes really a good girlfriend because she lied to everyone because some haydurs, not the nice supporters are evil and needed to be kept in the dark" works for her unlike every time shes used it so far.

This is all I am looking forward to as a result of her IG post. The fact that ANYONE believed that Wifey was suddenly gone and replaced with some mystery new girlfriend was laughable. Seeing what story she concocts to explain herself will at least be entertaining.

And I have to say this, when she said Wifey was thin I was expecting, you know, 200-250lbs. But she's legitimately thin. This will never last. An athlete who is fully mobile and has aspirations of travel doesn't mix well with someone who can barely leave the house.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Are we sure Jade wasn't purposing to Twinkie? Twinks is far more mobile, has shown she can lose weight, likes being outside and has zero mentals. I mean, better catch compared to Amber.

Twinkie is the lesser of two evils. Better to clean the shit up of a 15 pound overweight dog than clean the shit up of a 500 pound overweight dog. We've also seen Twinkie slip Hambo and Necky the tongue and lick Hambo's sweaty pillow, so Twinkie has definitely got a better oral game going on.

 

[Queen Kimberly]

Becky and Eric no longer follow each other on instagram. However him and Amber are still mutuals.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

This is all I am looking forward to as a result of her IG post. The fact that ANYONE believed that Wifey was suddenly gone and replaced with some mystery new girlfriend was laughable. Seeing what story she concocts to explain herself will at least be entertaining.

Agree. I reckon that Jade has the time off between Christmas and New Year, and would rather spend it with her family than do nothing but watch Amber eat and play with Legos. Her mental issues are that she cannot stand being alone at Christmas or any time. for that matter,

And I have to say this, when she said Wifey was thin I was expecting, you know, 200-250lbs. But she's legitimately thin. This will never last. An athlete who is fully mobile and has aspirations of travel doesn't mix well with someone who can barely leave the house.

Amber feels the pressure and this is why she is now saying that she wants to travel. Amber never wanted to travel before as she is afraid of height and does not want to go on a plane. Same with the car. This is why she is saying that buying a car "is in the works". How long does it take to buy a car? a week? So, where is the car?

 

[Agoodpotroast]

I don't think Amber is engaged based on that Instagram post. I think people are looking for something because she's been such a tremendous bore lately - don't engage or believe the hype. Because really Farmers, based on the number of videos shitting on Becky for breaking up with her, you REALLY think our gorl is mature enough to waste another opportunity for another jab?

I will say that I do think she's stupid enough to say yes to a marriage proposal after three months (I'm Team Wifey is Still There)

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

I, for one, am shocked that Amber lied. Very out of character.
What's funny about Amber's comment section haydurs is that they also have their own "cycle". Every time Amber decides to begin a new diet or schedule, the like bar overtakes the dislike bar and about half of them start being nice and supportive. The other half remain skeptical and insist it won't last. Once Amber reaches the quitting phase of the cycle, the supports either go silent or turn on her and the rest smugly say "I told you so".
If Jade really isn't going to be there over Christmas, what will Amber get first - a UTI or cellulitis?

 

[We're All Going To Hell]

If Jade really isn't going to be there over Christmas, what will Amber get first - a UTI or cellulitis?

Another kidney stone that magically isn't talked about anymore

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

I, for one, am shocked that Amber lied. Very out of character.
If Jade really isn't going to be there over Christmas, what will Amber get first - a UTI or cellulitis?
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A better question would be - If Jade really isn't going to be there over Christmas, what will Amber get first, Uber Eats or Door Dash?

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

A better question would be - If Jade really isn't going to be there over Christmas, what will Amber get first, Uber Eats or Door Dash?

A $15 Coke from McD's.

 

[mekalekahi]

Miss privacy who would NEVER show her partners ever again posts a vague pic with a ring and leaves the comments open.

 

[tzgnilki]

Miss privacy who would NEVER show her partners ever again posts a vague pic with a ring and leaves the comments open.

a while ago, people would've analysed the colour of wipey's hand and compared it to that "hand reveal" during a livestream but i'm glad noone fell for it

it's such obvious bait

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

A better question would be - If Jade really isn't going to be there over Christmas, what will Amber get first, Uber Eats or Door Dash?

6 bacons.

 

[Sarah Connor]

It would be funny if someone developed a psyop to cancel Amberlynn for using AAVE when having a black girlfriend. I want a chimpout on the same level as “rain and petals eavesdrop” - alongside using “blackie” and “hoodrat”, it’ll be amazing to see her walk on eggshells to develop a vocabulary that doesn’t include ebonics.

Jade Francis, I hope you know that you're not going to receive world renowned fame a la The Blind Side for "helping" big Al with her weight loss.

When Amberlynn returns from her break, she's going to be either on Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers.

 

[lostinwoods]

Amber has Becky on speed dial as the backup ass wiper this Christmas/NYE

 

[D_Tractor]

Amber has Becky on speed dial as the backup ass wiper this Christmas/NYE

hmm...
Not suggesting this is her but there are hundreds of similar listings in Lexington and one of them is probably for Amber.

 

[Pearlxx]

Amber is in Chantal's live stream right now saying Alex is shook is her favorite reaction channel in the chat Lmao

 

[L_I_F_T_E_D]

New community post.

 

[Constellationzero]

New community post.

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