Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Cooking can be done either by recipes or by taste. Hamber fails at both simultaneously. She says she has "recipes" while pretending to cook by intuition and taste but she's too lazy for recipes and has the intuition of a rock. Even Kay puts more effort into her cooking than Amber.
Amber said that she is incapable to follow any recipes. This is why the cookbook she just bought was for Jade. Thus, as you said, her problem is that she cooks by taste, but the only thing she likes is onion, garlic and Tomatio or other hot sauces. So, everything taste the same. Therefore, she gets bored of her cooking and order out. She likes one-pot meals and this is why her favourite Mexican dish is Papa a la Mexicana. She says that she is counting calories; I wonder how she does this with her concoctions.
 
Been away for a few days to have a break from Hamber, only to be met with this upon my return...
FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD!!! YOU DISGUSTING HOG!!! GET SOME FUCKING SELF-RESPECT!!!
She complains about being booleed and called names... then resorts to this to try to drum up some YT traffic, which, by this point, is pretty much a waste of time. Who'd a thunk her channel would die before her?
If she's posting shit like this, she might as well be on a street corner selling herself. At least girls doing that don't pretend they've changed and have started a new lifestyle, you know, like she pretends she's dieting and changed her outlook on life.
By the end of this year, she'll be alone in social housing, with less money. Trouble is she'll be left eating budget ramen - which she loves. I can see her hitting 700 pounds by the end of 2023.

There will always be just enough retards to keep her where she’s at financially right now, I think. Especially if her “girlfriend” brings in a second income,

I won’t believe Amber’s channel is dead until I see the tantrum she would inevitably throw if she couldn’t pay her bills. It’s pretty much the only thing that would make an interesting video at this point anyway.
 
Amberlynn; "I'm not going to troll my audience any more."
Also Amberlynn;
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There will always be just enough retards to keep her where she’s at financially right now, I think. Especially if her “girlfriend” brings in a second income,

I won’t believe Amber’s channel is dead until I see the tantrum she would inevitably throw if she couldn’t pay her bills. It’s pretty much the only thing that would make an interesting video at this point anyway.
And then out come the laaaaaayyyyyyyyygggs and feeeeeeeeeeeeeetz.
 
There will always be just enough retards to keep her where she’s at financially right now, I think. Especially if her “girlfriend” brings in a second income,

I won’t believe Amber’s channel is dead until I see the tantrum she would inevitably throw if she couldn’t pay her bills. It’s pretty much the only thing that would make an interesting video at this point anyway.
I don’t even think she would throw a tantrum from just not being able to pay bills. Even if her and wifey had all that covered she would lose it from not being able to order 400 dollars of too small torrid clothes every single week and 300 dollars worth of Uber eats daily. She’s used to buying absolute bullshit everyday for the last 5 years. The horror of buying a weeks worth of groceries and not eating out 3 times a day with it.
 
I don’t even think she would throw a tantrum from just not being able to pay bills. Even if her and wifey had all that covered she would lose it from not being able to order 400 dollars of too small torrid clothes every single week and 300 dollars worth of Uber eats daily. She’s used to buying absolute bullshit everyday for the last 5 years. The horror of buying a weeks worth of groceries and not eating out 3 times a day with it.

You know what I meant.
 
I wonder which influencer she is copying. She must think this is really cute and sassy.
Not an influencer. She’s attempting to niggerfy herself by mimicking ghetto trash’s overuse of emojis. If Jade didn’t write this post herself, then this is just Amber leeching off of her new gorl-toy’s personality. It’s the exact same thing as when people caught her switching accents and saying things like “gurl don’t even lahh” except in trashy emoji form.
 

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Video summary: Amber does legos, inhales Starbucks, and opens a Bark Box. Brief appearance by wifey, but Amber is so fucking huge that her body manages to obscure her. Her appointment with the weight loss surgeon was canceled, though she intends on rescheduling. She's also still convinced she'll be able to lose the 50 lbs in 100 days, despite the fact that her weight continues to fluctuate and she seems incapable of losing anything but water weight.

TLDR: Still boring, still fat.
 
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Video summary: Amber does legos, inhales Starbucks, and opens a Bark Box. Brief appearance by wifey, but Amber is so fucking huge that her body manages to obscure her. Her appointment with the weight loss surgeon was canceled, though she intends on rescheduling. She's also still convinced she'll be able to lose the 50 lbs in 100 days, despite the fact that her weight continues to fluctuate and she seems incapable of losing anything but water weight.

TLDR: Still boring, still fat.

And I'm assuming she trolled with the title again and didn't mention anything about getting married. Got it
 

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Video summary: Amber does legos, inhales Starbucks, and opens a Bark Box.
Ngl i kinda wanna try the lemonade with vanilla in it.
Side note- that shit shes got is not low calorie
Cake pop -150
Scone -120
Meat&cheese- 220
The 80 calorie lemonade *says 120 for normal recipe*
Thats like 570+ calories

Bitch eat a salad with a few pieces of meat and cheese on it with a low calorie dressing, water+lemon and a stevia packet if your feeling frisky.
But no.
120 calories of a 2in. By 1.5inch piece of butter, flour, and sugar. Ambers holy trinity.
Shes gonna be starveen like 40 min later and thats about a fourth of her regular calorie allotment.
Brief appearance by wifey, but Amber is so fucking huge that her body manages to obscure her.
That must be the compromise between them. She gets to show on camera someone is willing to be in close proximity but wont show their face.
Take that haydurs, shes gotten a run of the mill fat fetishist girlfriend. Wow

Her appointment with the weight loss surgeon was canceled, though she intends on rescheduling.
Didnt hear her specify who canceled, so im assuming she canceled because shes just not ready to let go of food or control. She intends to reschedule but we know that will never come. I cant wait for the excuses in February or March.

She's also still convinced she'll be able to lose the 50 lbs in 100 days, despite the fact that her weight continues to fluctuate and she seems incapable of losing anything but water weight.

TLDR: Still boring, still fat.
She hasn't been able to do that at all. I dont know what shes done to convince herself she somehow can, but holy shit here we go again.

Edit cause i forgot what she ordered too
 
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Brief appearance by wifey, but Amber is so fucking huge that her body manages to obscure her.​

I thought that Amber wanted to get back with Destiny. I am not sure that Amber understands the term “wedding “. It is pure trolling.

Her appointment with the weight loss surgeon was canceled, though she intends on rescheduling.​

Medical professionals never cancel an appointment without providing an alternate date. She therefore cancelled the appointment. Amber always intends to get a therapist, to get surgery, get a better diet, get a car, etc. Procrastination is Amber’s middle name instead of Lynn. She will not reschedule the appointment; she cannot afford the surgery.

She's also still convinced she'll be able to lose the 50 lbs in 100 days, despite the fact that her weight continues to fluctuate and she seems incapable of losing anything but water weight.​

She still eat at least 4,700 calories a day. To succeed, all she needs to do is eat 2,000 calories a day, something she is not willing to do.
 
I thought that Amber wanted to get back with Destiny. I am not sure that Amber understands the term “wedding “. It is pure trolling.

100% trolling. She's trying all kinds of desperate stuff recently to increase her channel engagement. Even if she WAS being truthful (maybe there's a nugget of truth there, she's always been enamored with that sped God knows why), that's absolutely not even an option at this point
 
Medical professionals never cancel an appointment without providing an alternate date. She therefore cancelled the appointment. Amber always intends to get a therapist, to get surgery, get a better diet, get a car, etc. Procrastination is Amber’s middle name instead of Lynn. She will not reschedule the appointment; she cannot afford the surgery.
100% this.
This is especially true for specialists (whom surgeons are) as you usually have to book months in advance. I had a specialist cancel on me once due to him performing unscheduled, emergency surgery but the receptionist ensured I had a new appointment on the spot.

Fat Amber cancelled that appointment, if she ever had one in the first place which I doubt she did.

I've said it before, Hamberlynn doesn't want to put in ANY work to lose weight and this should be plainly obvious to anyone who watches her videos. Now show us your leaky, tree stump laygs you fat bitch.
 
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Video summary: Amber does legos, inhales Starbucks, and opens a Bark Box. Brief appearance by wifey, but Amber is so fucking huge that her body manages to obscure her. Her appointment with the weight loss surgeon was canceled, though she intends on rescheduling. She's also still convinced she'll be able to lose the 50 lbs in 100 days, despite the fact that her weight continues to fluctuate and she seems incapable of losing anything but water weight.

TLDR: Still boring, still fat.
More like cancelled it
 
Medical professionals never cancel an appointment without providing an alternate date. She therefore cancelled the appointment. Amber always intends to get a therapist, to get surgery, get a better diet, get a car, etc. Procrastination is Amber’s middle name instead of Lynn. She will not reschedule the appointment; she cannot afford the surgery.

I know I'm the (re)turd for continuing to open this thread—but I don't know why y'all can't say 'she's lying 'cause she lies' without autist tangents that just prove you don't really have much interaction with the greater offline world.

ALR doesn't want WLS, she never has. She doesn't know who she would be without being really, really fat. It's been her whole life and the center of her lived reality. That's why every year or so she lies about seeing a barbaric surgeon.

That is all that needs to be said. You don't need to be all shortbus Sherlock Holmes about "Medical professionals never cancel appointments without providing an alternate date" when medical professionals do that shit all the time.
 
Adding into the AF stuff, they did comment on their post to a person about why they haven't shared the emails/messages but I get why people are suspicious.

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There is no fucking legal part, JFC. Just post the emails or start uploading again. Stop playing into this retarded kabuki theater Big Al has going on.

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Video summary: Amber does legos, inhales Starbucks, and opens a Bark Box. Brief appearance by wifey, but Amber is so fucking huge that her body manages to obscure her. Her appointment with the weight loss surgeon was canceled, though she intends on rescheduling. She's also still convinced she'll be able to lose the 50 lbs in 100 days, despite the fact that her weight continues to fluctuate and she seems incapable of losing anything but water weight.

TLDR: Still boring, still fat.

I'm planting my ass firmly in the camp that says there was no fucking appointment with a WLS. We all know she never intends to lose weight, and she's certainly not going to abide by the things necessary to go under the knife. She's also not going to make 50 pounds in 100 days, for the same reason.
 
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