Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Insulin reid]

So shes both strong and weak because of the comments she gets on youtube, fuck she is so special. She is both strong and weak because of different theens, love that for her. Shes so strong yet vulnerable ~wow~
Amber we get it.
The only good thing so far is how amber is pretending to care about tammys weight loss because she had to be basically taken to fat adult daycare+hospital magical land. I fucking cant, its fat people jail. Amber would never go because she knows she would binge as soon as she was released from captivity.
-they teach you coping skills to not do that
-amber probably cant afford it anyway.


Continues to shade becky without saying beckys name and talks about how supportive wipey is. She wants a mommy dom and shits on the girlfriend she morphed becky into by being an insufferable cunt. The end.

Shits on rehab the whole time despite saying she told others in her family to go when she was little. Amber talking about her childhood is wild. The theme of this part of the video is rahab in any form isnt good unless the person wants to go. Only then will it help. This whole part is molments of my life i cant get back.

Says again anyone her size is not healthy. Here we go again.

More sucking tammys dick. She must be so jealous of her fame because amber says she wants to be friends with her.

Still fails at taking her meds. This is just a tactic to keep herself helpless "beyond her control". Hasnt taken any of her meds in a week. UwU no estrogen no bi polar meds. Hides behind mental health.

Denies being a narc. Again.

Gets super into herself talking about weight loss, and rolling around in bed. Shes just rolling around like a basketball in bed. Admits to sleeping sitting up at her heaviest. All this shit we know. Shes just stuffing herself with food in recent vids and saying shes able to move like a normal person still. Ok amber, we believe you.

Admits to trolling. Admits to liking being the troll queen. She likes the name trollynn, thats it. This is her way of being scandalous.

Admits to singing in the shower. Assures us she can shower like a normal person and also hit high notes.

The deep dark secret is she couldnt shower at all for a large portion of 2019 or almost all of it. She got bed baths. *fake almost hysterics* then goes into "theens can change hopeful uwu bullshit". Wanted to end her life sometimes apparently. During this time period.
I wish.
Admits becky was there for her because it makes the story sound better.
Cue lifetime movie bullshit.
-would never share this-
-but i am-
becky only helped after the hysterectomy surgery. She did it all by herself when she could. So brave.
Thats it. Thats the biggest deepest darkest secret. Thats her reveal.

Moves on to talk about laygs. Shes so into herself cryeen and being on camera.
Calves are the worst. She hates them. Claims wipey loves her for who she is and doesnt care about stuff like that.

Talks about her ideal weight, still being into herself

Loves danas weight loss, so happy for her. Claims they are better friends now. Shes just jealous. Everyone that has something she wants, she just gets close to or claims to want to be closer to and its fucking weird.


Who the fuck is out here genuinely curious about any of this? I cant believe these are real questions and shes honestly answering any of this, this just has to be a journal entry she put on camera or shes just replying to her own sock accounts and talking to herself all day.

Chantal is out here with shit like
-ignoring her home, a depressed closeted tranny best friend and her cats
-financially supporting a crack head
-being not cheated on but cheated on
-shaving her head
- the situation with dee dee that im calling "angry sister wives" because thats what it basically is now.

I cant believe amber exposed herself like this, it wont save her channel.

 

[Bookish]

Everyone is coming out of the woodwork making ALR videos, suddenly. Her content hasnt improved, so it's just, "Amber isn't taking this diet seriously! She shouldn't eat that!" As if it hasn't already been said a million times, including by the same usual suspects. People are coming back to just repeat themselves.

 

[Murderous Anas]

Words that will activate Amberlynn’s proposed shock collar:

• "Bittersweet"
• "Take the plunge"
• "Point blank period"
• "Love that for me"
• "I did that"
• "Taste test"
• "Hootenberry"
• Not a word, but moaning at food and/or "mhm, mhm"
• Reading the entire label off of random shit she just bought because she's too stupid to explain it in her own words

 

[KitsuneEyes]

At one point she puts on a fucking crown, because you know. SHE'S THE QUEEN OF TROLLING Y'ALL

 

[FatalTater]

Everyone is coming out of the woodwork making ALR videos, suddenly. Her content hasnt improved, so it's just, "Amber isn't taking this diet seriously! She shouldn't eat that!" As if it hasn't already been said a million times, including by the same usual suspects. People are coming back to just repeat themselves.

Amber probably messaged them and asked them to make videos about her.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

So, Fatty, it must be nice having a strong, athletic gorlfriend. What qualities does she bring to your relationship?

 

[marjoram]

Fuck off, Amber you boring beast.
Yer garbage barge has sailed and it's never coming back.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Yeah, I don't get the sudden resurgence either. Amber's content has been on life-alert for some time. What 2 years now, it was pre-cancer when the Amber forum really slowed down. I think they are trying to make her relevant again so that they can farm content. Gorl you made a video saying (not clickbait), we are at that level now. I honestly only wait for the farm summaries at this point and a 30 minute Amber video is going to do shit.

I am curious at the lengths she'd go for clicks but even now, it's that pathetic. She is going to go full feeder content now, I know it.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

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Christ she is an utter prick

 

[goodgrief]

With Density saying Dana cheated on her, instead of this shit, the gorls should start making videos on dating. We all just MUST know how they're so in demand. Amber hopping from one relationship to another. Density cheating and then Dana cheating on her. Dana, babes. We must know what attracts the gorlies. Is it your sumo wrestler upper body, is it the back rolls, is it your lack of hips or the fat on your forehead? This is truly the most seductive bunch. We are not worthy.

 

[440088]

Please. God. Amber. I beg of you. Please. I will start watching your channel again if you vlog outside the apartment. Like the good old days. Like the dusty days. Please. This is fucking torture. I feel like the last year you have filmed 600 hours of yourself sitting in one place just talking about nothing.
It’s pain. If I wanted to torture somebody. I would take all your videos over the past year where you just sit and talk. Splice them together into one big video. And have a 40 plus hour video of you talking to yourself non-stop. And play it in a locked room. It’s like watching paint dry.
“Hey guys” at the beginning of your videos has programmed an almost pavlovian response in my brain to instantly disassociate.

 

[Xenomorph]

I remember saying she sits on a wee wee pad and wipes off to the surprise of no-one its true.

 

[inquizadoor]

-its her moms birthday and she "looks up" to her. girl if thats your idea of a role model....
-talks about getting hate on social media with a grin on her face
-"boss ass bitch attitude" bc the hate gave her "a tougher skin" sure jan
-its okay bc regular jobs are stressful too. like she could do a regular job
-she describes youtube being her job as "giving me the opportunity to be almost 600lbs"
- she posts that graphic of her cycle. wheres the credit for that gorl? copyright strike
-thinks shes in "phase 2 or phase 3 moment"
-she HATES the cycle thing bc its "mocking" her for her eating disorder. its been like 6 years bitch, get help or stfu about it
-congrats to tammy slaton but it doesnt count that she lost weight bc tammy was bigger and therefore can lose weight faster. what a bitch
-not fair to use tammy to compare to alr bc she was in rehab. amber you couldve gone to rehab if you werent so in love with being hugely obese
-shes SURE she would do GREAT in rehab, bc she would totally be compliant
-knows she cant control herself once shes out of rehab, proving she doesnt really understand the concept of WHAT REHAB IS FOR
-her alleged "girlfriend" has encouraged her more than ANYBODY (fuck you becky). its not her gf's fault that she cant handcuff her to the couch to prevent binges
-bruh im laughing so hard. she described how her gf was so encouraging and motivating her to....walk to the mailbox 6 times
-the "gf" does tough love but only when amber says its okay.....um
-the gf allegedly tries to stop binges by asking "are you coherent right now?"
-i really am starting to buy into the hired help gf theory
-her mom has been sober for 6 years apparently
-her mom is allegedly okay with amber spreading her business around
-bro and dad are still addicts. she wants them to go to rehab again. and again proves she doesnt understand the tools rehab can give
-shes dropped the "big but healthy" thing
-"i dont think tammy [slaton] likes me" lmaooo
-tammy you dont understannnnd, amber GETS YOU, shes BEEN WHERE YOUVE BEEN
-bipolar-lynn again
-"do not look at me as a role model" BITCH WHO WOULD EVER?
-denies being a narc again. pfft.
-oh my god stop going back and forth "Should i tellll you guysss" you already know you will
-feels like shes lost 300lbs. YOU HAVE. YOU HAVE LOST AND GAINED AND LOST AND GAINED
-she can ROLL around in bed. what a miracle.
-slept sitting up in 2019
-cant even IMAGINE doing that anymore
-she doesnt want to share bc of the HORRIBLE people she knows will watch ()
-shes PROUD of herself, what a shocker
-she loves being the troll queen. and being the size of one i guess
-trying waaaaaay too hard to describe how much she loves showers. we dont believe you gorl. youre in a shower chair AT BEST
-"only my ex and my gf knew, i dont think my roommates knew" girl...if you werent showering...i PROMISE that EVERYONE knew
-cry-lynn bc she ate herself bedbound. which we all knew already.
-almost killed herself. probably was too fat to do it. way to not step up becky
-we only see the surface level of her. yeah but bitch look at how much surface it is to see
-even now, tries to make us think she bathed HERSELF with a bucket of water, not that becky had to help. mmhmm
-shes really trying to get sympathy like SHE DIDNT DO THIS TO HERSELF
-her laaaygs are her least favorite body part
-her gf doesnt judge her legs
-claims to NOT use her highest weight to get more WW points. basic math shows this is a lie
-goal weight is 180's. only a few amputations away gorl
-"my brain doesnt have the strength to imagine being that small"
-her and dana are sooo close since she cheated on destiny. i ship it
-wants to move out of kentucky after her lease is up
-"the world is her oyster" sure, you can go wherever a uhaul can drag you.

that was dumb. if you want to be queen cow again you really need to step it up amber

 

[Kier Starmer]

She is eyeing Dana as her next servant. The Jade arch is ending soon I can bet.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Oh Fat Amber. You don't take your OWN mental health and eating disorder seriously. How do you expect others to?
It takes several WEEKS for medication that addresses mental health conditions to work properly. WEEKS. You can't just stop and start them and then expect people to think you're doing everything in your power to take care of your mental health.

It's the same as her diets. You can't diet for one day then binge the next and then expect it to have any affect on your weight. It takes weeks for lifestyle changes to begin to be routine. I know the first few days/weeks are hard but if you're truely concerned for your health and legitimately scared for your life as you claim to be, you would push through and do your best.

You can't troll your viewers by binging on 5k calories a day after you start WW for the 100th time and expect anyone to take you seriously when you talk about your binge eating disorder.

Fat Amber wants all the credit, all the ass pats and all the results without having to do ANY of the work. It's why she will never succeed. We know it and she knows it. Hell, even her current butler Jade knows it.

 

[Sarah Connor]

"Wipey IS encouraging me to exercise, to move more..."

BITCH.
NO.
The thing about working out is that you NEED to be consistent with it, and at Amber's weight, working out is going to do fucking squat. For an average sized person, an hour of cardio will burn ~500 calories, depending on how intense the workout is. That would make sense for the average person, as their daily TDEE is anywhere from 1200-2000 calories a day. Using a TDEE calculator, for Amberlynn to simply exist it "costs" 3855 calories a day (as many have calculated and explained before me). Let's say she eats 5100 calories a day, she's going over her TDEE, thus she gains weight. It wouldn't matter if she burned the extra ~500 calories doing an hour of cardio (could you imagine her on a treadmill or an elliptical?!) since she's going over her TDEE anyways.
The only "diet plan" that's ever going to work for Amberlynn is if she's locked in a padded room under medical supervision and given 2 litres water to drink every day.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Just a note in the midst of Bg Al's latest. The dude on tonight's MSHPL episode: foster care, bounced to a couple of homes, finally landed with one. Had a coupleof jobs, got fatter and fatter. May have an actual muh mentalz (suicide ideation). Drove a truck for a year. Moved back in with final foster mom. All he does now is eat, pretty much. Foster momdrives him to the grocery store. He walkswith a cart, leaning almost all the way into it. Has no stamina. Huffs and puffs and has to take a break every couple minutes. Stops to get fast food on the way back from the store. Sounds like someone we know. Has had cellulitis, legs are deformed, etc. Bonus: he has a shelf ass, just like Big Al. Lulz.

Am I going to subject myself to Big Al's latest shitfest? I haven't read the posts about it yet. Worth it?

 

[Queequeg]

She admits to trolling but wonders why we don't believe her.

 

[Chía P.]

Jade, get a gas mask to wear inside the house. Look at what the fumes from Amber's odor did to Becky, those were not benzos.

 

[mekalekahi]

Becky sucks, but this is why these digs at becky not buying her flowers or car blankets suck because that woman had to bathe her with a bucket and sleep in a bed with her for most likely weeks unwashed with period blood on towels. She drove her to multiple hospitals and was her food delivery.On top of that she has never exposed her for it.