Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Bilibin]

Amber’s gross Snapchat posts remind me of kids pretending “yeah I totally have sex like twice a day, but the girl goes to a different school!”. It’s just like when she pretended her and Becky were bumping uglies day and night. She’s insecure about the bed death but compensates by publicly being overly sexual. Only issue is that she has such a poor beat on normal sexuality it comes across as an early teen trying to convince their friends how they totally “do the sex” while not making any sense.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Amber’s gross Snapchat posts remind me of kids pretending “yeah I totally have sex like twice a day, but the girl goes to a different school!”. It’s just like when she pretended her and Becky were bumping uglies day and night. She’s insecure about the bed death but compensates by publicly being overly sexual. Only issue is that she has such a poor beat on normal sexuality it comes across as an early teen trying to convince their friends how they totally “do the sex” while not making any sense.

Brits of a certain age may find her similar to Jay from The Inbetweeners. A boisterous teenage "lad" character who would regularly lie in any capacity to make him seem more experienced than he was. Everything from caravan club threesomes that defy physics to being literally bollocks deep in various women that didn't exist. The humour being based on how unlikely and how cringworthy the statements are.

Somehow, this teenage level humour still reflects reality and is more believable than Ambers snapchat answers. Both are works of fiction for the purposes of entertainment.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

Rinse and Repeat.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I decided to put my wall of autism behind a spoiler so I don’t shit up the thread. It ended up being a longer rant than I expected. I’ll just leave this here lol

Spoiler: Why outpatient is never going to happen

I’m very curious as to where she would be going for this program. I looked up intensive/regular outpatient clinics in Lexington and there isn’t much. I didn’t actually watch the video so I don’t know if it’s an actual IOP or if it’s just outpatient, but if the latter is the case then she could have just been going to a therapist who specializes in EDs this whole time. A place where you go talk about your feelings every other week or whatever is just regular therapy, not a “program”. So assuming she did mean IOP, there are several reasons (aside from the fact that she has no intention of losing weight in general) that I think she’s full of shit;

Intensive outpatient is like having a full time job, you go and stay there from about 8am to 4 or 5pm pretty much every day except weekends. I just don’t see her getting up every day and making it there, let alone committing to that for the entire length of the program. Look at how she acted when she worked with Destiny, she was ok for awhile but then she started to find excuses to take days off or leave early. And that was at a place that was giving her money, this is a place to which she will be giving exponentially more money than she made at that job.

Which leads me to my second point, these programs are EXPENSIVE. There’s a reason why addiction is more prevalent for poor/homeless people. They literally can’t afford to get help and free programs that are actually worth the time and effort are like a unicorn. If she doesn’t have money for WLS then how does she have money for a long term program? They don’t do things on a “buy now, pay later” basis. You have to pay up front in one lump sum if you’re not insured. I did see a couple that worked on a sliding scale, but she obviously makes enough to live in a nice apartment and buy constant bullshit so they’re not going to cut her a break. They also take into consideration other household income whether you’re married/related to the person or not, so her girlfriend’s income will also be included if she is indeed helping with bills and expenses.

And then assuming she does go, how long will she keep up? Is she going to tell them that she has a YouTube channel that literally depends on her being a fat, manipulative, narcissistic liar with no self control to function? Is she going to tell them that she eats on camera for extra cash? Is she going to tell them that the reason she still has viewers is because starting and quitting diets, lying about things just enough for people to go on a scavenger hunt to figure out the truth and clickbaiting her obscene body are all things that keep people sucked into watching? If she doesn’t tell them, then the entire point of going and “getting help” is moot. She will absolutely never lose weight as long as shoveling ramen into her fat mouth can be monetized. If she does tell them, they will tell her to quit YouTube and as soon as they do, she will stop going.

There are other things too, like the fact that she can go home every day and order whatever food she wants, the fact that her girlfriend obviously isn’t going to hold her accountable and that she LIKES BEING FAT, but everything I said above are my main concerns. I wouldn’t even call them concerns because I honestly don’t give a fuck what she does, I just don’t have a better word right now. Doubts?

If people doxx the place though, the amount of calls they’re going to get about her channel…. Oof. She might as well not even lie about anything because some of her viewers are bat shit crazy enough to call and rant about her until their number is blacked. I’m sure they will get plenty of emails with links to her muckbangs and compilations of her lying and starting new diets, too.

Amber is so boring lol I want this to be s train wreck so bad lord

I didn't get the impression that she was actually going to an intensive outpatient program, rather then she'd just booked an outpatient clinic appointment with a pyschologist that specialises in BED. She'll have the first introductory appointment and come away all keen and raring to go. After the second session though as the questions get harder and the homework starts, she'll back off and say this pyschologist isn't the right fit for her unique self. We know that her last attempt to get WLS resulted in a failed pysch test and being told she'd likely need a couple of years of therapy before she'd be ready for surgery, but she chose not to do that. She has said recently that she was going to see a different bariatric surgeon, and I'd suggest that this pyschologist is very likely aligned with that surgical practice, and the sessions are a pre-requiste to any potential WLS down the line.

ETA...this program is in Georgetown *cough* where Tammy Slaton's bariatric surgeon practices*cough* and it's only two appointments weekly (a pyschologist appointment and a dietician appointment) and she doesn’t even have to go there because it's all done via teleheath.

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[Kier Starmer]

So I did a little exploring and there are not many inpatient treatment centers around the area of Lexington. There's a couple but they are bougie and Amber could not afford it.

So I looked at the average cost and found this stat from 2015:
One inpatient eating disorder program in the US charged an average daily cost of $2,295 in 2015; its partial hospitalization program charged $1,567. A residential program charged on average $30,000 per month in 2010. Consider that many patients may require three or more months of treatment.


Lengths of stay also vary considerably—patients may require anywhere from a few days to several months of treatment at different levels. While every patient’s experience is unique, the far greater expense of treatment at the higher levels often results in patients spending relatively less time at the higher levels of treatment and more time at the lower levels.

This looks about right from when I have seen documentaries, now we have to apply inflation, and it's $2722 a day. Over 30 days it's $81,660. She has no insurance and most insurance companies don't cover either. This is just baiting to drive up views, we know that but there is no way she could afford the costs and Jade is entry-level.

Sure she could pay cash in hand but a good clinician team would ask where she got the money from to find out how. She is uninsured and is dumb as rocks which will spike their suspicion at something social media-related. I would hazard a guess at most people would ask her to not upload in order to take it seriously, you could just google her.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

So I did a little exploring and there are not many inpatient treatment centers around the area of Lexington. There's a couple but they are bougie and Amber could not afford it.

So I looked at the average cost and found this stat from 2015:
One inpatient eating disorder program in the US charged an average daily cost of $2,295 in 2015; its partial hospitalization program charged $1,567. A residential program charged on average $30,000 per month in 2010. Consider that many patients may require three or more months of treatment.


Lengths of stay also vary considerably—patients may require anywhere from a few days to several months of treatment at different levels. While every patient’s experience is unique, the far greater expense of treatment at the higher levels often results in patients spending relatively less time at the higher levels of treatment and more time at the lower levels.

This looks about right from when I have seen documentaries, now we have to apply inflation, and it's $2722 a day. Over 30 days it's $81,660. She has no insurance and most insurance companies don't cover either. This is just baiting to drive up views, we know that but there is no way she could afford the costs and Jade is entry-level.

Sure she could pay cash in hand but a good clinician team would ask where she got the money from to find out how. She is uninsured and is dumb as rocks which will spike their suspicion at something social media-related. I would hazard a guess at most people would ask her to not upload in order to take it seriously, you could just google her.

That's a lot of money to spend when she is perfectly happy the way she is and has no desire to change.

She should spend that money making Jade diabetic, quit her job and then aim for 600lbs. This will lead to her earning that money instead of spending it.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

@I call shenanigans I didn't get the impression that she was actually going to an intensive outpatient program, rather then she'd just booked an outpatient clinic appointment with a pyschologist that specialises in BED. She'll have the first introductory appointment and come away all keen and raring to go. After the second session though as the questions get harder and the homework starts, she'll back off and say this pyschologist isn't the right fit for her unique self. We know that her last attempt to get WLS resulted in a failed pysch test and being told she'd likely need a couple of years of therapy before she'd be ready for surgery, but she chose not to do that. She has said recently that she was going to see a different bariatric surgeon, and I'd suggest that this pyschologist is very likely aligned with that surgical practice, and the sessions are a pre-requiste to any potential WLS down the line.

Personally, I don't even believe she has BED. She's just a glutton who likes to pig out on shit she intentionally decides she wants to eat - like that 5K "I binged" day. No, you didn't. You ordered a bunch of shit food that you like a lot better than the constant drumbeat of baked salmon and broc.

So I did a little exploring and there are not many inpatient treatment centers around the area of Lexington. There's a couple but they are bougie and Amber could not afford it.

So I looked at the average cost and found this stat from 2015:
One inpatient eating disorder program in the US charged an average daily cost of $2,295 in 2015; its partial hospitalization program charged $1,567. A residential program charged on average $30,000 per month in 2010. Consider that many patients may require three or more months of treatment.


Lengths of stay also vary considerably—patients may require anywhere from a few days to several months of treatment at different levels. While every patient’s experience is unique, the far greater expense of treatment at the higher levels often results in patients spending relatively less time at the higher levels of treatment and more time at the lower levels.

This looks about right from when I have seen documentaries, now we have to apply inflation, and it's $2722 a day. Over 30 days it's $81,660. She has no insurance and most insurance companies don't cover either. This is just baiting to drive up views, we know that but there is no way she could afford the costs and Jade is entry-level.

Sure she could pay cash in hand but a good clinician team would ask where she got the money from to find out how. She is uninsured and is dumb as rocks which will spike their suspicion at something social media-related. I would hazard a guess at most people would ask her to not upload in order to take it seriously, you could just google her.

There's no way she could afford to self-pay inpatient anyhow these days and she'll never go inpatient, ever. She'd have to give up control, and her narc shelf ass ain't doing that.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I didn't get the impression that she was actually going to an intensive outpatient program, rather then she'd just booked an outpatient clinic appointment with a pyschologist that specialises in BED.

I suppose that they need to do an assessment first to see what kind of treatment they need to do. They probably need to check if she can afford the treatment too.

She'll have the first introductory appointment and come away all keen and raring to go. After the second session though as the questions get harder and the homework starts, she'll back off and say this pyschologist isn't the right fit for her unique self.

It has been her pattern for many years. I fully expect that she will post "I am back on Weight Watcher" shortly after saying that the programme was not for her.

We know that her last attempt to get WLS resulted in a failed pysch test and being told she'd likely need a couple of years of therapy before she'd be ready for surgery, but she chose not to do that.

Actually, it was the second bariatric surgeon. She quit the first bariatric surgeon because she claimed that she could not eat fruits and vegetables. She also said that he wanted her to lose something like 100 pounds. The second surgeon was at the hospital where she had her cancer surgery. She did not want to go to a psychologist.

The third surgeon was 1 or 2 hours outside Lexington. She asked the receptionist if they operate on people of her size. The receptionist said yes and Amber was happy about it. The reason she asked is that she does not want to go on a restrictive diet of 1,200 calories per day. We never heard about him ever again after the consultation.

She has said recently that she was going to see a different bariatric surgeon, and I'd suggest that this pyschologist is very likely aligned with that surgical practice, and the sessions are a pre-requiste to any potential WLS down the line.

She cancelled her appointment with the 4th bariatric surgeon. I have my suspicion that she received a written information package from the surgeon about their programme and she would have to go on a restrictive diet along with psychological counselling. She, thus, cancelled the appointment. We will never hear about him or her again.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

I wonder which side Amber is on. Imma guess our left because it's set up like an armchair and footrest with a deep butt divot. Lol at the two pillows betwixt the two lovebirds to prevent touching in any way. Looks they don't even share blankets or sheets. View attachment 3004992

When do you reckon was the last time any of this bedding was washed?

"Never" is an acceptable answer, as Amber totally seems the type to (have her girlfriend) put them on straight out of the package without washing first.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Any talk of WW, Noom, Counting Calories, Intuitive Eating, Optivia, Jenny Kreg, WLS, Inpatient, Outpatient, Hello Fresh, Deleting takeaway apps, walking to post boxes, supportive room mate, therapy and more can be debunked really easily by remembering the look of sheer joy on her face whenever a new weightloss pill gets clinical approval.

If it cannot be achieved by the next day or involves eating less and moving more then she is not interested.

 

[FickleFuck]

Amber can't even say the word "sex" out loud without having to whisper it. And she calls her fucking rancid pussy a "period hole" or if she's feeling slightly less shameful, a "vajinky". This is a repressed person that has no clue what real or good sex is. If you can't even say the words without getting all stupid schoolgirly bashful, ain't no way you're doing the deed. She can type the shit on a snapchat, but can't speak it. Maybe she doesn't bleed like a stuck pig anymore as in the days of lying about sex 10 times a week with Becky when they had none, but she is not getting laid by anyone now either. She just enjoys lying and getting any attention she can. Hams is not fucking or being fucked, except by loss of views.

 

[FatalTater]

I remember a video where Amber was shopping with Becky and she was showing us the food she was getting for the binge she was going to have later that night.

That is not Binge Eating Disorder. That is just being a pig.

I could understand knowing you might lose control at some point and trying to keep low fat high volume foods around so you don't end up dipping sticks of butter in the bag of sugar or something equally awful, but deliberately buying chips and ice cream? Nah. She just wanted some tasty food and refuses to deny herself anything.

Personally I hope she does lose a lot of weight. I want to see what damage she's done to herself, and I want to see her reaction (not that she'll be honest) to being crippled for life just because she wouldn't put the fork down.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Stepping away from the facts being tossed around about her never getting WLS because she won't do the "muh mentalz", I've just realized how another amberism just makes me fucking angry about WriterLynn using the weirdest goddamned phrases for things. Generally, it's the "this only has 25 calories per one". Does the word "each" not exist in the amberverse? Between her leaving out the actual measurement of nutritional values - i.e., saying 50 sodiumz or 12 fats instead of 50 milligrams or 12 grams - and the "per one" shit, I'd like to reach through the screen and slap her.

Edit: add in her throwing away perfectly good items just because they're slightly past their expiration date. Tip, WastefuLynn: a protein bar that hasn't been opened and that's only a couple weeks expired is fine to eat. Ditto cheese or bread if they're slightly past but not moldy.

She doesn't just waste tons of money of clothes and cheap plastic shit from China. her food waste is really annoying, too.

 

[pot of sneed]

Don't forget when she threw away a load of perfectly fine cheese triangles because somebody else had opened them before her, and that time she 'left the freezer unplugged' wasting a shit load of meat and other meals right when the pandemic was kicking off (though I suspect she gorged on a week's supply worth of food in two or so days so needed an excuse to buy more!) She is worse than a pig.

What a surprise!

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Amber can't even say the word "sex" out loud without having to whisper it. And she calls her fucking rancid pussy a "period hole" or if she's feeling slightly less shameful, a "vajinky". This is a repressed person that has no clue what real or good sex is. If you can't even say the words without getting all stupid schoolgirly bashful, ain't no way you're doing the deed. She can type the shit on a snapchat, but can't speak it. Maybe she doesn't bleed like a stuck pig anymore as in the days of lying about sex 10 times a week with Becky when they had none, but she is not getting laid by anyone now either. She just enjoys lying and getting any attention she can. Hams is not fucking or being fucked, except by loss of views.

I believe she does that stuff to not lose her monetization.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

"I know my body!" says the 500 pound (allegedly) behemoth who ran to the ER for every UTI because it was too difficult to take a piss when she should have.
"I know my body!" screeches the bitch who allegedly bled from her dainty period hole for two fucking years and wouldn't go to the doctor.
"I know my body!" cries the 500 pound (allegedly) loser as she fails yet another diet and puts on more weight.
"I know my body!" claims the mental giant who thinks anyone believed she was diagnosed with BPD, OCD/OCPD, depression, AND anxiety after a single 50 minute visit to a doctor who diagnosed all three losers in that house as bipolar.

You are not bipolar. You're not OCD. You do not have OCPD. You do not have ADHD. You don't have BED. You are not trypophobic. You don't have any of the alphabet soup disorders that you've self-diagnosed.

You DO have the other BPD.

You're also a pathological liar, you lying cunt.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

And the only reason she gets bi-polar meds is that she tells each psychiatrist that she’s been diagnosed.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Awww, Hello Its Ready included me in their vid. I'm so honored. <snicker>

The whole thing is amusing. It's just about got me out of the Tuesday funk.*


*Tuesdays tend to be hellish in my field.

 

[dfranki723]

She'll diagnose herself with a brain tumour eventually, give a year or two. If her channels even lasts that fucking long.

Fat Cunt will never stop with the self diagnosing as long as retards that watch her play along with it. Anyone stupid enough to believe her AND give her sympathy is a smoothbrain of the highest calibre.
I have seen people argue in defense of her ''BED'' claiming that she couldn't possibly be this huge without having an eating disorder.. Sure but it's not BED. Plain and simple.

People encourage her and she relies on them to keep her delusion afloat.
I'd also like to point out she 'knows her body'' but doesn't know how to appropriately dress her massive fucking gelatinous corpse. There isn't a single aspect of her (physically or mentally) that's blessed with self awareness.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

And the only reason she gets bi-polar meds is that she tells each psychiatrist that she’s been diagnosed.

I mean, bipolar meds are usually antipsychotics right? No one in their right mind would bother drug seeking for that shit so I am not surprised some doctors don't care enough to verify a diagnosis before writing a script. If it's antidepressants, everybody and their fucking uncle is on a few of those nowadays so whether they actually believe she's bipolar or not almost any doctor will prescribe those freely with no fucks given.

Good Lord I haven't checked in on Amber in months and she's still having us recycle the same points about abusing Weight Watchers' algorithms to pig out on McDicks, whether her obvious lies about her "sex life" are indeed obvious lies, will-she-won't-she games about trying for WLS (she won't), and noting that her UTIs are probably from being unhygienic and fat, all of which we've been saying since at least 2018. That's not meant as shade toward Kiwi friends either, Amber just got lucky cultivating an audience of trainwreck watchers and dramacows that didn't understand Adblock, but she only ever did this at the level of a dim preteen so has long ago run totally out of material and doesn't understand why rehashing it doesn't work. She might as well go all in as a Chantal reaction channel at this point, if she can't come up with anything she might be able to sponge off Chantal's new ideas for a little while.