Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FatalTater]

Spamber is lidurrully a whore. She might not fuck or show naughty bits, but she's a total money slut pig. She'll do all these things that cater to feeders and shit that humiliates her as long as she gets money from it. That's what a whore is. Exchange your goods for some cash despite the humiliation, degradation and feel dirty when you're done. Maybe she doesn't feel "dirty" after the fact because she's a delusional cow and thinks she's living her best life and sticking it to whoever. She's still exploiting and using her nasty fatassery for money.

If Amber was conventionally attractive, she would have been doing porn. No doubt in my mind about it.

She's a "big but hulthy" gorl though, so she has to appeal to fetishists. Even her earlier stuff. "Fat Girl Conquering The Stairs!" come on. You know who is clicking that.

 

[Constellationzero]

Just had a quick look at her ‘reviews’. We’ve seen the shit she is putting out in her desperation for money. Do these sound like Spamber to you?
‘Amazing! So energetic and expressed everything perfectly’
‘Absolutely perfect! It made my fiance’s whole month’
‘It was really sweet and genuine!!’
I wonder whether this is Thumby’s new job? Manning sock accounts for Fatty.

This one caught my eye...
‘Thank you Amber for the wedding planning advice!’
I wonder if she tried flogging them her ‘engagement’ rings for $500? A girl’s gotta eat, ya know.

Sorry I've fucked this up. I meant to edit it and not reply to my own comment. In my defence, I've just finished a double night-shift.

Keep your eyes peeled for:

"That wuz soooo amazeeeeen!"
"WHUUUUUUUUUUT?"
"OHMAHGAHHHD!! OHMAHGAHHHD!! REALLY? OHMAHGAHD!!! AHMSOEXCITED!"
"I am OB--SESS--ED! LIDERULLY OB--SESS--ED!"
"LEZBEREAL...Amber is sooo, like...RAW, yannow? I'm liderully amazed!"

@Diet Coke 4 Life : Doing casework for mental health clients (mostly outpatient), they have similar rules. Among other reasons, others include the boundaries and rights to privacy for the other patients, whether in or out patient (both attend group sessions for example).
Also, the healthcare workers are pretty savvy when it comes to fucking abject attention whore retard wastes of space like Amber. It isn't good, you learn no healthy outlets/coping skills, and this behavior encourages a continuance of parasocial relationships--something that is NOT IDEAL, as we see with Chantal Sarault and troon shitheads like Colt Seidman.
So, pretty good bet that, no, Fat Albert, you can't film, or do your bloggeeeeeeeeeeen. No1curr about "your life" anyway. You're supposed to work on yourself and GET BETTER.

Lovethatforhurrr

 

[pot of sneed]

New video, our porker piggin' out on potstickers. Hasn't learned a thing! (As expected!)

 

[Bam_Margeras_Ass_Licker]

Spoiler: Archive

 

[Blanche]

Why must she eye fuck the camera at every bite??

 

[Bilibin]

Again eating like a pig on camera and playing it up in the thumbnail. Says she may start live streaming again with open chat. Sounds like someone is hurting for money.
That's about it. Not much else here. Feel free to skip it and save 9 minutes of your life for something more meaningful.

 

[FatalTater]

Feeder porn? No thanks.

 

[mekalekahi]

“I’m just more mindful” you are eating like 10 fucking potstickers to yourself under 7 minutes.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Eating beige crap by hand, so she can shovel it in faster and proceeds to say 'I am getting help for binge eating.' Reminds me of the mukbang with the shrimp or Burger King - can't remember which - where she was so obnoxious she caused a big unsubscription molment. Hopefully this has the same effect. Spamber's channel will die before she does, which will be a feat all in itself.

 

[Blanche]

Eating beige crap by hand,

Britishlynn arc

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Britishlynn arc

I hope not. We have enough fat, useless fuckers here already.
Being from England, I don't really know what pot stickers are. Have just looked and they are Chinese dumplings. So Fatty obviously ordered the entire Chinese takeout menu and these were just a warm up for the main event.

 

[inquizadoor]

-does she expect us to believe that her putting the food so close to the camera so it looks huge ISNT a feeder thing?
-so many sauces, i thought she was a dry gorl
-piglynn doesnt need a fork
-she didnt do the mhmm mhhm mhhmm thing so she must not like it
-shes such a fucking troll
-"im getting help for binge eating" HUGE BITE
-stuffing her face while talking about her treatment at an eating disorder clinic
-she told her doctor about her youtube channel i bet that was a trip for her
-people have BEEN telling her FOR YEARS that doing mukbangs was not good for her
-apparently filming them isnt as triggering as watching them shes full of SHIT
-yeah you keep claiming mukbangs "help" you but youve gained 300lbs in 5 years so....obviously fucking not gorl
-she says the psychologist APPROVES of this and i dont believe a single word out of her fat mouth
-claims shes never filmed binges
-if thats true her actual binges must be fucking ungodly
-"mukbangs are supportive" shes almost as fucking dumb as chantal
-"these are sthooo good"
-mentions her gf is in the room, nobody gives a shit about her amber you waited too long bc you thought you were soooo mysterious
-she looks like shit
-oh goody, she might do livestreams again. she can snipe all the people chinny has lost
-she misses talking to her viewers "one on one" which is obviously what livestreams are
-no members, she'll do open chat
-claims she doesnt binge in front of anyone and then abruptly ends the video



booooooorrriiiiiiing

 

[Blanche]

It's a joke about British food being beige and unseasoned

 

[FatalTater]

I started to watch this and saw that she didn't even use potsticker sauce! Unforgivable sin.

Doing mukbangs for feeder coin so she can keep buying expensive sneakers for her new caregiver. What a life.

I would love for there to be a mass unsubscribing event, but "Shrimpgate" had a couple things going when it happened.
Several videos with increasing smugness from Fat Amber, including that SAUSAGE FEST!!! one that made people sick.
Old German lady Sabine Davis was calling for everyone to unsubscribe. (She has since deleted most of her channel, but right after Shrimpgate she got rid of all her Amber reactions because people were telling her that brigading was frowned upon my the ty gods.)

 

[ObviousMelon]

Reminds me of the mukbang with the shrimp or Burger King - can't remember which - where she was so obnoxious she caused a big unsubscription molment.

That was shrimpgate

 

[Yellow Monday]

-she didnt do the mhmm mhhm mhhmm thing so she must not like it

In the TJ haul she showed a frozen packet of pot stickers.

I’d say that this is them, so there will be no foodgasm because she had lost the foreplay of ordering, waiting, hearing the knock, waddle-running to the kitchen, opening the bag and plating up.

Without that, there ain’t no rapture.

 

[Ben Lurkin']

SmugLynn...



I wuz honest: mukbangs help me eat less. (Iz schooo gud!)
So, 10 outta 10, my eating disorder therapist recommends!

(...sure, Jan...)


"You'll know when I'm broke because I'll start doeeen
mukbangs again."

-- MoneybagsLynn (...said something like this) circa 2021 Live-Streameen Era​

 

[Xenomorph]

Layrgs now

 

[Firestar44]

New video, our porker piggin' out on potstickers. Hasn't learned a thing! (As expected!)

At this point now I completely convinced myself that she is lying about being a outpatient and having a “nutritionist and psychiatrist “ all of just screams lies.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Her gigantic mitts are so dark and gross yet she insists on not using utensils.