Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Insulin reid]

Lol

If Amber was conventionally attractive, she would have been doing porn. No doubt in my mind about it.

She's a "big but hulthy" gorl though, so she has to appeal to fetishists. Even her earlier stuff. "Fat Girl Conquering The Stairs!" come on. You know who is clicking that.

I dont actually think she would go through with it because of the negative connotation sex work still has on it. Shes almost, but not quite that shameless. I think if she was anywhere near a normal weight she would have either gotten pregnant young or delved head first into an mlm and gotten herself into debt

 

[ADHD]

At this point now I completely convinced myself that she is lying about being a outpatient and having a “nutritionist and psychiatrist “ all of just screams lies.

Well yeah, what's the point of wasting money on something you know you wouldn't finish and you don't have to show any physical proof of doing anyway?

 

[dingobaby]

"I've been flirting with the idea of livestreaming again"

Trying to siphon Chantal's audience, eh? You will never snatch the great northern fupalump's tin crown, don't even try. Or do try, and have more breakdowns live.

 

[mekalekahi]

Wifey and amber gave each other a smile at one point. Probably out of glee that they would both be benefiting off of this retardation and because wifeys a feeder.



Also

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

I was thinking along those lines, too. Nearly every review had exclamation marks; now I don't know whether that's common for reviews, common for Cameo reviews, or common for Ambertards - but I was working on the assumption that the same person was leaving most of the reviews... There were 40 reviews and each was positive - now I don't know whether you can only leave a positive review, or just like her comments' section; the negative ones just disappear into the Spamberverse. Time for some detectiveness...

27 / 50 used exclamation marks for Thunder Rosa, the new AEW wrestling champion's Cameo reviews
28 / 40 used exclamation marks for Spamber's Cameo reviews.
Not really sure this proves anything, aside from some people have got more money than sense.

Fatty is categorized as a 'Creator', so I searched the 'Influencers' and fuck me sideways, Spamber is there. Looks like our gorl has fulfilled one lifetime ambition.

Just performed a quick search to see what you can get for the same positive reviews, price, category etc and every single fucking person is better looking and physically attractive (I know it's not hard), but who the actual fuck would genuinely pay for her shit???? Here's a quick screengrab.
3 dancers on the top row. Which one is the odd one out? I bet the other two have never won awards for their choreography, though.

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You know you lookin rough when a fuckin muppet isn’t the odd one out.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Yet shoving something disgusting into her maw. I just can't.

 

[StuffedChocolate]

“I’m just more mindful” you are eating like 10 fucking potstickers to yourself under 7 minutes.

She is starting mukbang speed run edition

 

[HAUL&GAIN]

Really pointless Great Value water bottle AD

SIP COUNT:
coke: 4
water: 1 (8:46 | after last coke sip with empty plate she finally opens the water bottle~)

 

[D_Tractor]

Proof again that she’s not very bright. A simple search for diamond alternatives would have taught amber that Moissanite is a much better alternative to CZ and has a closer appearance and hardness. She would have had to pay a bit more, but it would have been more realistic.

Moissanite is about 10 times the price of CZ per karat.​

 

[The Potatomatic 2000]

She is doing the food tapping again. I don't know why it makes me so irrationally annoyed, but she grabs those fucking potstickers and is just TAPTAPTAPTAPTAP a million times against the box. Amber, stop. Once I notice, I just can't unsee it.

 

[El Conserje]

So... Are we in phase 3 or phase 4?

 

[Owlflaps]

So... Are we in phase 3 or phase 4?

Amber should break the cycle by eating herself to death.

 

[Insulin reid]

Amber should break the cycle by eating herself to death.

She is, dont worry. The lipo or lymphedema is just gonna get worse from here because of all the salt shes eating, and the fact that shes resigned herself to 500 el bees. Shes already tried to mental gymnastics herself into quitting out patient (assuming shes actually going) but i think wipey and the ability to inhale salt are the only two things keeping her tied down to her choices. Wipey may want a pig but not an immobile one.

Assuming she keeps her lifestyle going far into the fall/winter months without any medical issues or shrimpgate situation type deals the layg problem will get worse. Shes fucking up her whole lower half of herself. She needs to take care of that asap and she keeps ignoring it. Her laygs need to be attended to and shes just ignorning them because she cant see it when shes eye fucking herself while shoving potstickers in her mouth like they're fucking chodes.
If its not a clot that disloges from the laygs and goes elsewhere it may be the lymph or fat issue shes just ignoring that causes serious immobility and starts the rapid decline.

 

[We're All Going To Hell]

At this point now I completely convinced myself that she is lying about being a outpatient and having a “nutritionist and psychiatrist “ all of just screams lies.

Yup, her and Tess just need to be BFFs at this point with these fake therapists and EDs.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Just been trawling comments on YT and Thumby ackshully replied to someone about the engagement rings. Apparently, she tried to pawn them and found out they were virtually worthless, so just gave them back to Fatty - who is trying to sell them for $350. Once a Scamberlynn, ALWAYS a Scamberlynn.

 

[hall&oates]

I am so tired of hearing about the engagement ring. It’s cheap and tacky and the band is so big it could be worn as a bracelet by a preemie.

The epic highs and lows of fighting over fat people jewellery

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Moissanite is about 10 times the price of CZ per karat.​

Well since a CZ is like $10 and moissanite is like $30 a carat so not x10 the price. It’s more expensive than CZ but not by that much. It would also get you nada and nothing at a pawn store if that’s the metric Thumb is going by.

 

[Blanche]

To be fair I'd rather a cheap sparkly CZ I could easily replace instead of wearing around an expensive diamond I'd cry over losing.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

I am so tired of hearing about the engagement ring. It’s cheap and tacky and the band is so big it could be worn as a bracelet by a preemie.

The epic highs and lows of fighting over fat people jewellery

Honestly, the only reason she's still on this topic is because she's been a boring fuck recently and this is the thing she has to bring anyone to her channel right now. Cuz I literally have NEVER seen anyone asking about this. But I also actively avoid giving her the views so maybe there are some people that legitimately care in her comments

 

[FickleFuck]

Well, then maybe Wipey should put a ring on it. Nigga said she was gonna marry Spamber, blah blah blah, on the livestream. So do it, porch monkey. The ring shit is boring bait, just like the out patient bullshit. I almost wanna give NoNecks props for saying fuck these rings, but still she did wanna profit. She just couldn't. SpamAss trying to get 350 though, fat fuck is desperate for cash. That plus potential livestreaming again and all her other bullshit. Piggy pig pig is hurting. Love that for her.