Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FupaCitySheriff]

When YT finally goes tits up for Spamber, perhaps she could become a cop on the mean streets of Kentucky. She 'studied' criminal justise for all of 5 minutes and she could spend her days outside a mall, sitting in a car, eating donuts. Same old, same old.
Fatty needs to up her game, cos at this point, even her trusty mukbangs aren't making the money she needs to live her 'lavish' lifestyle. On top of everything else, she now has Frank the Fed on the payroll. I wonder which enabler will be the first to crack and spill all the tea? They need to hurry, cos pretty soon that tea will be cold and just like Amber herself, no one will want it.
Love that for her.

*noticed she's not been leaving this planet for ages
** still no mention of her long lost brother, who made her stop her 'diet' at the beginning of last year
** I guess people telling her they would double and triple check her 'stories' of being in the care system, put her off making that video. Too much effort to even try to get those lahs straight.

 

[PerfPaz]

Sorry to derail the conversation a bit, but in one of Karina Kaboom's videos she mentions that she believes more people other than wifey are living with Amber.

Is there any evidence of this? I'm just curious as to where the calm came from.

Sorry if this was brought up before, I only pop in here once in a while.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

she believes more people other than wifey are living with Amber.

Doubtful. Fat Ham could not self-control enough to keep them off-screen. She'd be posting pictures of them on the toilet or other embarrassing moments like she did with Dusty sped. It's amazing she's kept the negress off-screen this long especially with her views (and cashflow) sinking like the Titanic.

That aside, IF (big if) there were others, they'd likely be homeless re.tards or something because honestly? Who would willfully live with the pure gross that is our "Dainty Queen" out of a conscious decision and not a "Well, I got nuttin' left to lose" situation type deal. For me, the I-40 underpass would still be a better living arrangement.

I don't doubt that Jade has led Hamber into some poly hanky-panky though, given recent past said changes about "dreaded penetration" and the willingness to accept a penis. When was the last assertation about attending the Church of Devout Lesbianism? Haven't heard a peep about that in ages. Some sick individual is sucking those fat rolls and giving her hickeys. Maybe Jade is pimping her out to feeders. Orgy at the Fat Gorl's house! Who daphuq knows? Yeah, horrifying ratings ahoy for even thinking about it.

 

[Lame Entropy]

lol even mukbangs are flopping now, what's next Albert?

 

[Constellationzero]

Of course she doesn't want to lose weight - she's had 8 years just on YouTube to do just that if she wanted to, which she doesn't

She simply doesn't want to and isn't prepared to stop stuffing her gullet with vile concoctions of carb and sodium laden rubbish, which puts WLS out of her reach as well

Some say that if Amber could lose the weight by pressing a magic button, she would do so but I don't believe that either; partly for the reasons I gave above but far more pertinent I think is that 'fat' is her whole personality and she knows it

Gorl is likely terrified of losing the weight because, beyond her gargantuan frame, what does she have that would make her stand out from any other basic bitch on YouTube?

She's not intelligent, she's not funny, she's not pretty, and worse - what interests does she have?

She's just a vapid bag of lard who lives to consume, consume, consume - whether that be shite junk food, Horrid overpriced clothes, handbags, journals, wax melts, stickers

For all her faults, at least Becky has interests out of all that...doing a bit of UrbanEx, making (admittedly pretty crap) music, etc - can anyone imagine Albert doing any of that?

Her whole shtick is 'Bullied morbidly obese' who sits and cries 'muh fatphobia' at every opportunity

I think deep down she knows she's eaten, lied and whined herself into a corner she can't really get out of - and the attention she gets (because let's face it, for people like Amber ALL attention is good, even when it's bad) is as much of a drug to her as food is at this point

Troll is gonna troll, and I can't believe there are STILL people saying "I really thought she was changing THIS time"

Only two ways Big Bertha is changing:

1) Getting fatter

2) Metamorphosis via decomp when her heart finally explodes

Inbetween, nowt else will change in a hurry

RE: Attention.

Exactly. This fat POS used to always say shit like: "I'm vlogeeeeen mai laiife." Um, okay. So, if it ain't for attenshunz and asspatz, you can video journaleeeeeen and either keep it to yourself, or stop lah-ing and mentioneeen this shit at all since it is ruineeeeeen your lahhhhfe.

Because that was exactly what this was all about from jump.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Sorry to derail the conversation a bit, but in one of Karina Kaboom's videos she mentions that she believes more people other than wifey are living with Amber.

Is there any evidence of this? I'm just curious as to where the calm came from.

Sorry if this was brought up before, I only pop in here once in a while.

Evidence -
1) they get enough food deliveries each day to feed 15 people...
2) people see a strange, black caretaker entering the Henry Retirement Complex at all hours of the day and night carrying multiple bags of food, each time...
... so either the San Francisco 49ers are all living there... or it's just Fat AL and her caretaker

 

[El Conserje]

I beg your pardon, guys, but this question just popped in my head: How would react if Jade posted tomorrow that Amberlynn died sleeping on her bed? How would you feel? Sad because she is no more, glad because the cycle finally broke, neutral or something else? I think I will feel neutral just because Amber has stagnated blady and she just feels dead inside.

 

[ImJustJokingGuys]

I beg your pardon, guys, but this question just popped in my head: How would react if Jade posted tomorrow that Amberlynn died sleeping on her bed? How would you feel? Sad because she is no more, glad because the cycle finally broke, neutral or something else? I think I will feel neutral just because Amber has stagnated blady and she just feels dead inside.

I'd be waiting for her to put a video out two days later stating that she wasn't lying, she was just "in such a deep sleep my girlfriend thought I was dead".

 

[FatalTater]

I beg your pardon, guys, but this question just popped in my head: How would react if Jade posted tomorrow that Amberlynn died sleeping on her bed? How would you feel?

It'll be like when a TV show has gone on too long to be any good finally gets pulled. Oh, that was still a thing? Huh. Okay then.

 

[Lame Entropy]

I beg your pardon, guys, but this question just popped in my head: How would react if Jade posted tomorrow that Amberlynn died sleeping on her bed? How would you feel? Sad because she is no more, glad because the cycle finally broke, neutral or something else? I think I will feel neutral just because Amber has stagnated blady and she just feels dead inside.

I wouldn’t care, Chantal is deathfat Queen right now and big Al hasn’t amused me in months. Reading her thread is more fun than actually watching her videos. Amberlynn has always needed side characters to succeed and Jade fucking sucks.
No matter what role she actually has in Amberlynn’s life, she’s dead weight in the grand scheme of things. I hope Albert isn’t saving a Jade reveal as a last resort because no one cares, black people aren’t fascinating for existing.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

I beg your pardon, guys, but this question just popped in my head: How would react if Jade posted tomorrow that Amberlynn died sleeping on her bed? How would you feel? Sad because she is no more, glad because the cycle finally broke, neutral or something else? I think I will feel neutral just because Amber has stagnated blady and she just feels dead inside.

I'd be shooketh she died sleeping on her bed and not sat upright on her couch, propped up by 28 pillows and several industrial fans whirling at full speed, trying to keep Her Royal Fatness cool.
Then I'd just look for another cow to laugh at.
Big AL really is unimportant, to most of us. But, with her being a narc, she fails to grasp that.

 

[Haesindang Park]

Doubtful. Fat Ham could not self-control enough to keep them off-screen. She'd be posting pictures of them on the toilet or other embarrassing moments like she did with Dusty sped. It's amazing she's kept the negress off-screen this long especially with her views (and cashflow) sinking like the Titanic.

That aside, IF (big if) there were others, they'd likely be homeless re.tards or something because honestly? Who would willfully live with the pure gross that is our "Dainty Queen" out of a conscious decision and not a "Well, I got nuttin' left to lose" situation type deal. For me, the I-40 underpass would still be a better living arrangement.

I don't doubt that Jade has led Hamber into some poly hanky-panky though, given recent past said changes about "dreaded penetration" and the willingness to accept a penis. When was the last assertation about attending the Church of Devout Lesbianism? Haven't heard a peep about that in ages. Some sick individual is sucking those fat rolls and giving her hickeys. Maybe Jade is pimping her out to feeders. Orgy at the Fat Gorl's house! Who daphuq knows? Yeah, horrifying ratings ahoy for even thinking about it.

Poly with an obeast is like sex with a boomer from Left4Dead. Amber has to smell you know. She's got to have lymphedema around her crotch and it's probably full of pus waiting to explode. Oh god why did I say this. I shouldn't have said this.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I beg your pardon, guys, but this question just popped in my head: How would react if Jade posted tomorrow that Amberlynn died sleeping on her bed? How would you feel? Sad because she is no more, glad because the cycle finally broke, neutral or something else? I think I will feel neutral just because Amber has stagnated blady and she just feels dead inside.

Interesting question. Mostly, I wouldn't care. Wouldn't dance on her grave per se in a "We fucking told you so!" fashion, but might feel a slight twinge of sadness that SHE couldn't break the cycle and literally ate herself to death. Then, I'd shake those few nanoseconds off and laugh that anybody could be so.fucking.stupid and go on with my life.

 

[Thumb Butler]

I beg your pardon, guys, but this question just popped in my head: How would react if Jade posted tomorrow that Amberlynn died sleeping on her bed? How would you feel? Sad because she is no more, glad because the cycle finally broke, neutral or something else? I think I will feel neutral just because Amber has stagnated blady and she just feels dead inside.

I would feel sorry for the local fast food establishments. That's it.

 

[dfranki723]

I beg your pardon, guys, but this question just popped in my head: How would react if Jade posted tomorrow that Amberlynn died sleeping on her bed? How would you feel?

I'd be happy to know the narc without human emotions no longer plagued this earth.
I'd also be happy for Twinkie, Wasabi and Rarity. Maybe they'd find themselves loving homes if she finally choked on her own fat.

 

[DontEatThat]

I'd be waiting for her to put a video out two days later stating that she wasn't lying, she was just "in such a deep sleep my girlfriend thought I was sleeping".

I can see it now. Upon her deathbed she makes several videos worth of content of her saying she is not dead and people are making up stories about her only to be released in the weeks following her death.

"People are lidurally saying I am dead. If I was dead I wouldnt be making videos right"

"I might be a little sick but im healthuy. Skinny people get sick too."

"People are saying im only losing weight because im deathly ill. Sure you can believe wut ya want."

"My nutritionist/doctor/psychologist said I need to keep eating to keep my strength up and I fully believe that."

"I finally decided to try inpatient therapy. It is what it is."

"Wifey got life insurance for me and you guys got it all wrong. Life insurance is to keep you healthy and alive, youre confusing it with death insurance."

"I had a death scare but its ok. My mentals are through the roof but im glad to have time to film this mookbang."

 

[Constellationzero]

How I feel about Fat Albert is how I feel about every other cow I follow and occasionally look in on: Chantal got her channel yeeted, or if Albert dies... there's about 20 more brand new cows waiting in the wings to replace them.

 

[Sarah Connor]

Trying to avoid derailing this into a “what if?” thread, but how come Al has never tried water fasting? I know the answer (she loves food), but why does she genuinely believe that if she doesn’t eat for over 24 hours she’s going to starve to death?
I think fasting would be incredibly beneficial for her, but then again, her love for food outweighs her love for life.

 

[Hentai-4-Senpai]

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"People are lidurally saying I am dead. If I was dead I wouldnt be making videos right"

Is there an actual estimate on how much prerecorded content she has ready to go? She just posted something from september not that long ago, and being a cow on camera doesn't take much effort to film. How long could Jade continue to upload prerecorded mookbongs in a post-Amber world?

 

[FatalTater]

her love for food outweighs her love for life.

This is really the key to Amber right here.

She will go through the motions of wanting to be a healthy weight just for show, to shut people up and to get views on her channel. How she looks and the damage being done to her body are not as important to her as the food.

The future?

Here Lies
Amber Lynn Reid
1990 - 20--
"Thin people die too"