Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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GunnlaugurSassoon said:
Chantal is like a boulder on sticks and she's still an entire heavy womans weight less than ALR. She's fat. So, so fat.
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Take this nude of Chantal, add 150 lbs, remove 10 pounds of tit and you have Amber, complete with baby bucket scar in her front butt.

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Of course, the major difference is Amber hasn't had a bath since the 90's.
 
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hotcheetospuffs said:
Haven't seen these posted yet, so forgive me if I'm late. New ALR poem from Instagram

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I don't think she knows "homely" doesn't mean what she thinks it means.

Your poetry sucks, Hamber. You're 31. Knock it off with the teenage angsty bullshit.
 
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i know the answer to this is obvious, but i'll ask anyway.

i think amber's most fascinating trait is that she gets genuinely upset and irritated when she feels that someone is calling her fat, or big. she's also posted videos that give the impression that she views herself as normally sized, or maybe at the very most "chunky." she freely refers to herself as morbidly obese, but practically cornered becky after she thought she called her big. she is obsessed with her body and appearance, but seems to think that her weight isn't truly a major concern. it's immensely contradictory and really makes 0 sense to me.

i guess my question is, do you guys think amber sincerely sees herself as much skinnier than she really is, or do you think that she hates being reminded by others of her size? or even a combination of both? i could understand someone not realizing how big they actually are if they were the same height as amber and even a third of her weight right now, but for her to be just barely 5 feet tall and over 500 lbs and still in denial is just crazy.
 
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Cosmologic said:
i know the answer to this is obvious, but i'll ask anyway.

i think amber's most fascinating trait is that she gets genuinely upset and irritated when she feels that someone is calling her fat, or big. she's also posted videos that give the impression that she views herself as normally sized, or maybe at the very most "chunky." she freely refers to herself as morbidly obese, but practically cornered becky after she thought she called her big. she is obsessed with her body and appearance, but seems to think that her weight isn't truly a major concern. it's immensely contradictory and really makes 0 sense to me.

i guess my question is, do you guys think amber sincerely sees herself as much skinnier than she really is, or do you think that she hates being reminded by others of her size? or even a combination of both? i could understand someone not realizing how big they actually are if they were the same height as amber and even a third of her weight right now, but for her to be just barely 5 feet tall and over 500 lbs and still in denial is just crazy.
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I think Amber addressed this in one of her videos years ago -- she basically only sees herself as she appears in most of her videos, from the shoulders up. Most of her weight is carried low, and she has (had) a pretty enough face for a fat girl if she washed her hair and put makeup on. Back when she was ~350 pounds, if you didn't see her below the shoulders, you'd think she was overweight, sure, but not a lard ass. She's admitted to being genuinely surprised to look at herself in a full body mirror, because the image she has of herself in her head is of some ~curvy plus sized qween~, not a morbidly obese hamplanet. 100% denial.
 
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Lol “have I gained weight” in her newest video title

If Amber says she has gained weight, she’s gained weight. If she says she hasn’t gained weight, she’s gained weight.

Your clickbait isn’t gonna work big hammy. We don’t need to watch the video to know that you’ve gained weight.
 
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Cosmologic said:
guess my question is, do you guys think amber sincerely sees herself as much skinnier than she really is,
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Gorl, really? Do you not see the constant eye-fucking of herself?

In Spamber's pea brain, she the hottest asteroid to ever circle this planet.

Despite her immense gravitional pull. When worlds collide.
 
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I have a (dumb?) question.
Apathetic faxx has been using a lot of Michael b fatty clips in their amber videos, Are they trying to cash in on people reminiscing the golden era of Amber reacts or does he have something to do with the channel? It just seems off that they're only using his old clips, why not include other og haydur nation members clips or soundbites?
 
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Guntal is in Cuba playing in the ocean and being awkward with other tourists. Amberlynn is too prideful to be able to compete with guntery on this level. She’s a freak show in denial and she’ll never be anything more.
A fat bitch stuffing her face isn’t even bringing in views anymore. She has nothing else.
 
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