Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[I Have A Kiwi Allergy]

Cameo, merch, 100% performance 0% reality, 10 mukbangs in 10 videos, she's gone full Nikocado. Except she's not as entertaining, still waiting on that onlyfans.

I'd rather gouge both of my eyes out and feed them to the stray cats that live in the alley of my building than look upon her naked, grotesque, swollen, and discolored excuse of a human body. I'll admit, I like my women on the thicker side, but not little miss OBCD over here. I seriously do not understand what her past """girlfriends""" saw in her, besides money.

 

[Cosmologic]

amber loves putting 1/100th% into everything she does!

 

[Bilibin]

I can’t be the only one just looking at how the choice of font makes the two rows appear misaligned/crooked. It’s not even centred nicely.

I’m guessing teespring has some built in design tool where you just type shit out and it puts together the preview. Creating a transparent .png in photoshop seems beyond her capabilities. If this is the case it’s literally the least amount of effort she could have possibly invested into making her merch. Even asking someone else to design it for you is more effort because at least you’d then have to upload it yourself.

Edit: The “high demand” message could just mean that the silk screen printer they use for pillows is in high demand. Teespring is a print on demand company so it’s not like they have any inventory outside of the blank pillows they print on. The only reason high demand would be an issue would be if their inventory of blanks is running low or the printer is already running 24/7 on other people’s merch.

 

[beansoup]

Oh yeah. I had forgotten that Amber said one of Fat Jade's passions is graphic design.

To be fair, it really looks like she outdid herself.
Only the best for our gorl.

 

[Constellationzero]

She's been hard at work designing merch, gorls.
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https://teespring.com/pillow-mountain-pillow?pid=585&cid=102434

Shipping is nearly 10 bucks and it said its in high demand. I stg if people are wasting money on this trash and its not just people like me throwing it in a cart to see how fully over priced it is... View attachment 3161839

Thanks so much for requesting mErCh! Lol, no, hambutt.

And the time to even think about merch (not that anyone would buy) (plus--who on the street would even fucking know what a pillow mountain is?) was when you had regularly PAID "side and tertiary characters." PAID. PURCHASED. Because no1liekyoo.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

Cameo, merch, 100% performance 0% reality, 10 mukbangs in 10 videos, she's gone full Nikocado. Except she's not as entertaining, still waiting on that onlyfans.

I’ve started watching Nik through reaction channels because I’m convinced he’s the Three Stooges. He bullies Orlin like Moe, plays the violin (and the victim) like Larry, and looks like Curly. Meanwhile, dull, unkempt ALR comes in a very distant sixth, after Shemp and Curly Joe.

 

[Ben Lurkin']

So, Fatty, why do you now claim to eat more slowly when eating on camera? Did you by chance show your imaginry outpatient people THAT lie? Of course, they could do the same thing we can, and just time you in your mook-bongs, to see that yeah, you eat just as fucking fast as you used to on camera. At least back then, you had an iota of courtesy, to look at the audience instead of yourself.

Twat.

Do we even know if MoookBangLynn is still even enrolled or attending that outpatient program?

Considering ShuffleLynn's tendency to film and upload "whatever, whenever" she could have already noped-out.

There's every chance SavantLynn is of the mind that she's already extracted from them everything they have to offer.

Yanno, she's convinced that after all these years of online dieteeen, she's lidderaly the expert on what werks for her.

Why, she's earned the equivalent of a huge Ph.D*...and lidderally did her internship at the Mayo "Hellmann's" Hospital, y'all.

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* Ph.D. = Panniculus, Hips, and Derriere.


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[Agoodpotroast]

She's been hard at work designing merch, gorls.
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https://teespring.com/pillow-mountain-pillow?pid=585&cid=102434

Shipping is nearly 10 bucks and it said its in high demand. I stg if people are wasting money on this trash and its not just people like me throwing it in a cart to see how fully over priced it is... View attachment 3161839

*Sigh*
Not only is she entirely too late because we haven't talked about or seen pillow mountain since she's moved to Lexington, she also completely missed the point. One throw pillow does not 'pillow mountain' make gorl. If you're gonna lean into it, lean into it. Sell us a set of four extra large, extra long pillows. Or hell, pillow cases.

If her manager/gorlfriend/caretaker had half a brain, she'd suggest selling a shirt that says "I know what works for me". Some idiot would definitely buy that.

 

[Cosmologic]

why are we entertaining the outpatient program as an actual thing that happened? of all of amber’s lies i feel like that one is the most transparent. she isn’t even trying to be sincere about it. if anything, it’s an excuse to binge and pig out on whatever, and she probably thought saying her diet is physician approved would make people less likely to question her (because she’s stupid). i’d venture to say that she’s trolling by obviously lying about it, but that would be giving her far too much credit. to even consider that as a possibility is making her out to be much smarter than what’s within her capabilities.

 

[Kier Starmer]

The outpatient program clearly as some of us did research on costs and it was impossible for her to even entertain it. It was about $32.000 a month in KY, she cannot even afford surgery in Tijuana which with aftercare is probably about $10.000.

That is the laziest fucking design for any merch I have seen at least pay someone to design something desirable. It's just stock text on a pink cushion for $40. The high demand may be because silk printing is harder to do. Either way, teespring only gives a 10% - 30% so she is not making much.

 

[Xenomorph]

she should make a blanket in california king that says "this would be a shirt on me"

 

[Radical Sloth]

Merch moment

 

[Xenomorph]

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She cant even wear her own merch

 

[Constellationzero]

* I'm LIDERULLY OB--SESSED!
* Ohmygahhhhhhhhhhhd!
* WHUT?
* Areyouexcited?
* What'reyougetting?
* Urnge Chikin
* I need food to like...survive!
* Love that for you
* RAWWWWGHT!
* BABE-UH!
* BIG?? ARE YOU CALLING ME BIG??

 

[Ask My Dominatrix]

Wtf. I can see this took a lot of time and thought.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

Can't tell if that merch is just trolling, lazy, or both. Good job, Albert.

 

[Xenomorph]

ugh she just snapchatted her website lmao I made merch no your slave made merch

 

[FatalTater]

One cushion does not a Pillow Mountain make.

Amber making merch now is like a network announcing a TV show is getting cancelled then selling stuff with it's logo six months later.

She should sell stuff that says LATE AND GAY on it.

 

[Xenomorph]

Where's Pillow Princess her being proud she laid there like a beached whale while Dusty rode her fat cock shaped finger

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Issa buying her engagement ring Amazon Gorilla finger sizer.

Issa a dainty -2.