Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[nooo]

At this point, AL's gonna lose her limbs to the beetus and become the Black Knight.

Edit: Damn, @King Fructose beat me to it.

Speaking of the Black Knight, can you imagine Knightlynn trying to hobble on one leg with blood shooting out where her other limbs used to be. Even after all that she'd still insist on eating before going to the hospital.

'tis but a scratch situation type deal.

 

[tasty humane burger]

*ALR loses a leg to the beetus*

“It’s just a flesh wound”

SkInNy PeOpLe LoSe LeGs ToO

 

[AnonymousThrowLala]

I have two competing thoughts/theories about Jade from this stream.

1) ALR started this stream super devastated and upset. Now, even though her whole life is enough to make anyone cry, I firmly believe ALR only cries when passionate about something which is herself or food. In this case, I’m guessing food. As a farmer suggested, it’s possible Jade put her foot down and refused to let ALR reneg on her no takeout promise and refused to enable the binge monster today. So in a way, that’s a positive influence and maybe her compromise or trying to appease her was to make her some alternative food (the rice and round turds) like you would promise an extra bedtime story to a toddler who refuses to go to sleep. +1 for Wipey?

On the other hand…

2) ALR ends the stream wondering if Wipey cut off the internet. Is this something Wipey does? Enough to make ALR think it’s totally plausible? Or does Wipey do similar weird shit that ALR could even fathom she’d do this? Seems controlling and rather audacious for someone to be doing that kind of weird petty shit when ALR is the one paying the bills. Really seems odd and bolsters the theory that she’s controlling. -1 for Wipey?

Unrelated bonus thought: has anyone else, by virtue of ALR specifically trying to curate this image, started thinking that every time Wifey is in a different room, she’s working? I noticed I had this feeling when she shouted from the other room on camera. It’s also the fact that she seems to walk around constantly with AirPods in her ears because it suggests she’s busy or on some call when really she’s probably just watching Netflix and ignoring ALR eating herself to death. Anyway, it occurred to me that there wouldn’t be any reason for her to be up so late working on a Saturday night so I just realized how successfully ALR planted this thought in my brain even though I know Wipey barely has a legitimate job.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Odds that here is bad news coming - not bad as in some major health issue or someone dying, but more like her quitting pretending she's going to outpatient therapy?

I'll also note that it seems we're into phase four of the cycle - crying, manipulation, passive-aggressive begging for sympathy, reee-ing about how she loves her supporters, falling off that imaginary outpatient therapy, once again not losing any weight, etc.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

I hope when Jade and Hammy break up I hope fat jade slaps Amber with a copyright strike lmao

Or just slaps Amber.

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Didn't take long for those two to plow through 3 jars of peanuts. Elephants love peanuts.

So do monkeys.

 

[Insulin reid]

Her therapist would have told her to not drink - not on her meds and not ever

I dont think shes taking her meds. Like, Any of them. At some point in her weird ramblings she mentioned her hair felt like it was thinning because (i think) someone in chat complimented her hair. I think because of the pressure of doing nothing to lose weight and not being in control, she caused a spiral and shes off her meds. Its self sabotage, but shes too much of a scared little bitch to mix meds and alcohol so she probably hasnt been taking them for a while. Fuck what anyone else tells her, even a therapist, shes gonna do what her middleschool level brain tells her will get attention and thats self sabotage and drinking alcohol like a rebel.

 

[Ben Lurkin']

Speaking of the Black Knight, can you imagine Knightlynn trying to hobble on one leg with blood shooting out where her other limbs used to be. Even after all that she'd still insist on eating before going to the hospital.

'tis but a scratch situation type deal.

...there's also these PythonLynns:

 

[I Have A Kiwi Allergy]

I dont think shes taking her meds. Like, Any of them. At some point in her weird ramblings she mentioned her hair felt like it was thinning because (i think) someone in chat complimented her hair. I think because of the pressure of doing nothing to lose weight and not being in control, she caused a spiral and shes off her meds. Its self sabotage, but shes too much of a scared little bitch to mix meds and alcohol so she probably hasnt been taking them for a while. Fuck what anyone else tells her, even a therapist, shes gonna do what her middleschool level brain tells her will get attention and thats self sabotage and drinking alcohol like a rebel.

This is something I don't tend to tell about myself, but I feel it's pretty relevant to the topic at hand. Back in October, I was diagnosed with a form of alopecia, and the stress from that, working a shitty job while attending college, and moving to a new state fucked me up even more mentally. I had reached my highest weight, and it hurt. I decided that I needed to do something about it, so I quit my job to focus on school and bettering myself, with the help of doctors. Since then I've been able to lose weight and feel the healthiest I've been in a long while. I still have shitty days of course, but I don't blame it on the shit Hamber blames her shitty days on. It infuriates me that Amber has had SO MANY opportunities as well as people reaching out to try and help her, and every single time, without fail, she never fully takes those opportunities. Every single time, she toys with the idea of help, and then once the buzz around starting this new "journey" fizzles out, the cycle just continues. I cannot at all feel bad for her. She has had so many chances, chances I and many others would have killed to have, just to throw them in the fucking garbage and cry on stream while binging on whatever brown slop her live-in-nurse of the month is forced to feed her. I seriously cannot stand to listen to her bitch about her weight and do nothing. She needs to go back to touchy shit with her greasy, swollen hands at whatever backwards country store she can fit her trusted scooter into. She needs her side characters back because God knows she is the most boring person on this planet.

 

[QueefQween]

This is something I don't tend to tell about myself, but I feel it's pretty relevant to the topic at hand. Back in October, I was diagnosed with a form of alopecia, and the stress from that, working a shitty job while attending college, and moving to a new state fucked me up even more mentally. I had reached my highest weight, and it hurt. I decided that I needed to do something about it, so I quit my job to focus on school and bettering myself, with the help of doctors. Since then I've been able to lose weight and feel the healthiest I've been in a long while. I still have shitty days of course, but I don't blame it on the shit Hamber blames her shitty days on. It infuriates me that Amber has had SO MANY opportunities as well as people reaching out to try and help her, and every single time, without fail, she never fully takes those opportunities. Every single time, she toys with the idea of help, and then once the buzz around starting this new "journey" fizzles out, the cycle just continues. I cannot at all feel bad for her. She has had so many chances, chances I and many others would have killed to have, just to throw them in the fucking garbage and cry on stream while binging on whatever brown slop her live-in-nurse of the month is forced to feed her. I seriously cannot stand to listen to her bitch about her weight and do nothing. She needs to go back to touchy shit with her greasy, swollen hands at whatever backwards country store she can fit her trusted scooter into. She needs her side characters back because God knows she is the most boring person on this planet.

your powerlevel adds nothing to the fact that amber is an annoying cunt and you are a fat fuck too, congrats

 

[440088]

This is something I don't tend to tell about myself, but I feel it's pretty relevant to the topic at hand. Back in October, I was diagnosed with a form of alopecia, and the stress from that, working a shitty job while attending college, and moving to a new state fucked me up even more mentally. I had reached my highest weight, and it hurt. I decided that I needed to do something about it, so I quit my job to focus on school and bettering myself, with the help of doctors. Since then I've been able to lose weight and feel the healthiest I've been in a long while. I still have shitty days of course, but I don't blame it on the shit Hamber blames her shitty days on. It infuriates me that Amber has had SO MANY opportunities as well as people reaching out to try and help her, and every single time, without fail, she never fully takes those opportunities. Every single time, she toys with the idea of help, and then once the buzz around starting this new "journey" fizzles out, the cycle just continues. I cannot at all feel bad for her. She has had so many chances, chances I and many others would have killed to have, just to throw them in the fucking garbage and cry on stream while binging on whatever brown slop her live-in-nurse of the month is forced to feed her. I seriously cannot stand to listen to her bitch about her weight and do nothing. She needs to go back to touchy shit with her greasy, swollen hands at whatever backwards country store she can fit her trusted scooter into. She needs her side characters back because God knows she is the most boring person on this planet.

Quoting because it made me laugh and I don’t want you to delete it.

Why are you so upset amber makes three times as much money as you eating pizza online.

You’re fat for free. (And bald)

Amber has all her hair and gets paid big bucks to be fat. :^)
sucks to suck

 

[I Have A Kiwi Allergy]

your powerlevel adds nothing to the fact that amber is an annoying cunt and you are a fat fuck too, congrats

Am aware. Too TMI for sure, but I just find it so interesting to juxtapose me and her. She can simply get off her fatass and just decide to fix everything, but she won't. She has all this money that she can use to better herself but she uses it to gorge out on takeout multiple times a day. Watching her do this to herself helped me fix myself.

 

[Strong Tomato]

Am aware. Too TMI for sure, but I just find it so interesting to juxtapose me and her. She can simply get off her fatass and just decide to fix everything, but she won't. She has all this money that she can use to better herself but she uses it to gorge out on takeout multiple times a day. Watching her do this to herself helped me fix myself.

Please go back to Reddit. No one cares

 

[QueefQween]

Am aware. Too TMI for sure, but I just find it so interesting to juxtapose me and her. She can simply get off her fatass and just decide to fix everything, but she won't. She has all this money that she can use to better herself but she uses it to gorge out on takeout multiple times a day. Watching her do this to herself helped me fix myself.

please stop emberassing yourself. no one here cares about your iNsPiRaTiOnAl jOuRnEy you had because of amber. go lick her dainty hole if you are so thankful that she "fixed yourself". we are here to laugh about her, not your bald fat egghead. lurk more or piss off to reddit or facebook and get your YASSSS QUEEEEN SLAAAAY's there

 

[440088]

Am aware. Too TMI for sure, but I just find it so interesting to juxtapose me and her. She can simply get off her fatass and just decide to fix everything, but she won't. She has all this money that she can use to better herself but she uses it to gorge out on takeout multiple times a day. Watching her do this to herself helped me fix myself.

Amber doesn’t know you exist. She will likely never know you exist. And yet she has changed your entire life. How peculiar.
I’m not sure how long you’ve been watching amber but this is kind of her gig….
She’s never going to change. She literally makes her money from outraging smaller fat insecure women boosting their own self esteem by watching amber. Congrats. You’re her target audience and why she makes all that money in the first place.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Am aware. Too TMI for sure, but I just find it so interesting to juxtapose me and her. She can simply get off her fatass and just decide to fix everything, but she won't. She has all this money that she can use to better herself but she uses it to gorge out on takeout multiple times a day. Watching her do this to herself helped me fix myself.

Don't put your back out while you juxtaposition, fat ass.

 

[Owlflaps]

Am aware. Too TMI for sure, but I just find it so interesting to juxtapose me and her. She can simply get off her fatass and just decide to fix everything, but she won't. She has all this money that she can use to better herself but she uses it to gorge out on takeout multiple times a day. Watching her do this to herself helped me fix myself.

A friendly word of advice: grandstanding does not impress anyone here.

You could have lidurally said, "I was / am a fat fuck. Watching Amber be a trainwreck improved my life." and left it at that. Instead, you had to go and spill your life story.

As Amber's simpering gay faggot muppet would say: NO ONE CARES.

Just join in on the fun and laugh at the fat trainwreck. Implying that you're better than her is only gonna make your time here real bad, fren.

 

[ADHD]

@I Have A Kiwi Allergy will be sitting in time out for a week to think about what she's done and how she can fit in better.

 

[dfranki723]

I dont think shes taking her meds. Like, Any of them.

This kind of thought always confuses me, the medications she ''takes'' (if ever) are there to treat illness' she does not have.

Taking them does as much harm as not taking them when there is nothing wrong with you in the first fucking place. She lies to her doctors to receive meds that will make her look most sympathetic to her audience.

She doesn't ''spiral'' because she's off her meds, she's an attention seeker. This is exactly what she wants people to say ''she needs her meds so much, look how bad she is off of them''. It all just plays into her fantasy of being a troubled, mentally ill KuhWeen.

I'm sure other people here have seen this, cunts getting a hold of medication they don't need then cosplaying the whole ''I'm off my meds'' schtick, complete with fake mania and forced tears.
It's silly to think she has ever taken any pill regularly, whether it's for her fake mental illness' or physical illness, she's too fucking lazy.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

10 minute attempt at better merch.

Sorry about photo of screen, not boomer, just can't upload from a work computer. At least I didn't do anything dumb like upload it to the Chantal thread..

 

[Beverly Johnson]

Wtf? Wtf is wrong with you. This is Stan behaviour. D you kiss and cuddle this monstrosity too?

Sometimes I snuggle up to her when watching a film. Rain and Petals Eavesdrop, she's such a comfy cushion