Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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How much fucking material for that T-shirt?
How much food (for 2 people, allegedly) in that fridge??
A 500 (600) pound hog has ONE wrap for lunch. Add that to the ONE sammich and half an apple she eats for breakfast and it’s a wonder she’s not already down to 400 pounds… or she’s a LAH.
She has ‘officially taken a pause on out-patient’.
8 and a half years of the same lying bullshit.
YAWN.

She is already dead, she just does not know it yet
 

GIRLFRIEND RATES MY NEW OUTFIT & outpatient update | vlog | Wednesday May 4, 2022:


Gorl got one thing down pat. How to dress like fucking Humpty-Dumpty sitting on the wall, ready for a fall.

1/10 on your new outfit, Hamber. Regardless of what your fat hickey-sucking negress rates you.
 
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I don't think there's any difference - the bottom picture is just taken farther out.


at 4:26, she says she disagrees with "health at every size" but has been preaching that bullshit for years?? This bitch is a total joke.
 
I really do believe she’s losing a significant amount of weight. Not because of anything she’s doing differently, but more like, *because* she’s not doing anything differently, and so now her body has now decided to go on strike and shut down.

Rapid weight loss happened with the cancer, maybe this is where she becomes Type 2 on top of her Cluster B.
 
It's the 3rd of May and she's already shot and finished an entire month of videos? She doesn't make longform essays or even gameplay videos, she makes vlogs. Not even travel vlogs or event vlogs, just daily life vlogs. It's impossible for these videos to be good in any way when they're an entire months worth of shopping videos and get ready with me videos made in less than a weeks time. This is so dumb.
Exactly she does 8 minute "vlogs" or whatever is needed for the mid ad roll these days. Lets say she throws up 3 times a week. Theres 4 weeks in May. She just needs 12 "vlogs".
At this point I honestly don't know whether she would be better or worse off if she prefilmed enough videos to do another 100 days of uploading. She got really close when she did it 3 years ago and she'd probably be able to succeed if she actually filmed the whole thing in advance (the last time she prefilmed a lot of it but not all of it).
I don't think there's any difference - the bottom picture is just taken farther out.
The one on the top appears to be taken with the camera down low, looking up at Amber, while the bottom seems to be facing her straight on.
 
I don't think there's any difference - the bottom picture is just taken farther out.
There is a reason that one of her many nicknames is 'Angle-Lynn'

I still can't believe Necky got the sugars before big momma.
She didn't. She just admitted she had it and has medical care for it. Does Hamber have it? Of course. Does she have treatment for it? Who knows. Probably not.
Remember the video where Thumby lists her long line of medical conditions? Hamber is literally twice her size, so it is safe to assume she has most, if not all, of those, plus several extra ones. At Fatty's size, it's easier to come up with a list of what she doesn't have. She is after all such a unique, quirky gorl.
 
I really do believe she’s losing a significant amount of weight. Not because of anything she’s doing differently, but more like, *because* she’s not doing anything differently, and so now her body has now decided to go on strike and shut down.

Rapid weight loss happened with the cancer, maybe this is where she becomes Type 2 on top of her Cluster B.
Precious nigga Wifey gave her nigga AIDS
 
FatAl's "progress" is weight loss, yeah? So we should be able to SEE such amazeeeng progress and not have wait around for her to decide to TELL us about it.

See, Hamber? This applies to your "writing" too. SHOW, don't TELL.

(I don't mean those stupid photos you posted which neither show nor tell anything about your current weight, Taking a quick guess I'd say 607lbs; translated into kgs would be VERY FUCK'N FAT)
 
In Amber's defense (what have I become?) she is GIGANTIC and so weight loss probably won't show as much on her unless she loses a significant amount of weight. I know she's over 70lbs down from her "highest" weight and for a normal person, that would definitely show but this is Big Ham we're talking about. This is a drop in the ocean given she is still a good 350 pounds overweight.

Having said all of this, Fat Amber is a liar and I don't believe a word she says.
 
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