Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Ben Lurkin']

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Jeezus Janke-Footed, Christine Sonichu Christ on a Crutch Tap-Dancing Flamenco on the Fungi-Fetid Fiery Floor of a Faustian Inferno...plz, plz, plz... @Pudgy Bear Claws: Plz Spoiler dat Shit.

(tmi/no pl/no boolie)...not a squeamish sort at all, as often in this life we are called upon to just jump in and deal with the ugly - even the unimaginably horrifying - because we have to do what we can to make things better right then...but, just sat down with coffee, and first click on thread... > /loading "image.jpg"...loading...loading /view: full-fucking-screen < ...nearly sloshed a brim-full, steaming cup o' caffeinated hot-as-hell rocketfuel evah-whar.

...k? tnx, @Pudgy Bear Claws. <-- BTW, name checks out.

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ETA: Bet the ER staff emptied out their entire pharmacopoeia of peppermint oil during that exam.

 

[dfranki723]

She was sliding her crusty fucking feet all over the steps in her apartment building wasn't she? That is some repulsive shit.

I've been wondering, is she still buying followers and comments? Her views are tanking but her subscriber count has increased, then we have the influx of ''well done babe, so proud of the 80lb weightloss!!'' comments.

 

[FatalTater]

She was sliding her crusty fucking feet all over the steps in her apartment building wasn't she?

This is one reason why one should wear some sort of shoes in public.
You never know when an Amberlynn has been walking around leaving fungus everywhere.

 

[DontEatThat]

Amber: Im a clean gurl who showers often. Did I tell you I shower?
Also Amber: I just got another case of cellulitis because of untreated athletes foot. I also just had an uti last week.

Sure Amber, we believe you wash yourself constantly and are also befuddled with how you get these health issues the unkempt obese frequently have.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

then we have the influx of ''well done babe, so proud of the 80lb weightloss!!'' comments.

That's the same 80 ellbees from her "highest weight eva" 572.6 which was more likely 600+. Her followers are brain dead.

IF she lost 80 lbs from the 500+ lbs she was in January (or claimed to be) she'd now be 420 and we'd see a visible difference and some loose skin. Sorry McFat, you might have lost a few pounds when you took a shit, but overall you as fat and seem to be growing more fat regardless of what you want people to believe.

Here's the deal: You want people to believe you? Have your negress film the scale at zero (no tare) and show yourself stepping on it, while she zooms in on the displayed weight, you still on the scale. NO EDITS, NO JUMP CUTS.

Anything else is pure LaahinLynn. Do it.

 

[Bigbadyeet]

She’s still circling around the 500lbs mark. The weight just seems to have dropped from her face (possibly to do with the help of the slimming filters) and it all seems to gathering around the stomach.

She looks likes she’s melting, the sagging is becoming more and more apparent. Her tits are non existent which is hilarious, but she looks like she has 3 sets of boobs underneath her two floppy fat sacks

 

[New & Improved Username]

Amber: Im a clean gurl who showers often. Did I tell you I shower?
Also Amber: I just got another case of cellulitis because of untreated athletes foot. I also just had an uti last week.

Sure Amber, we believe you wash yourself constantly and are also befuddled with how you get these health issues the unkempt obese frequently have.

Well, with most humans the water runs down the legs and all the soapy water will wash the feet even if the person is too lazy to specifically wash the feet. Amber has a roof of fatness that shields the lower half of her body from contact with the water.

 

[FatFuckingClown]

If most girls thought they were as hot as she thinks she is, the beauty industry would go tits-up.

 

[catcult_empress]

She has ExCOriATion disorder. It's a type of OCD that's not exactly OCD. You nitpicking is degrading to her mental hulth, so excuse YOU, fucking shitlord!

And she’s always in inscrushiating pain u guiiisssseeee.

 

[We're All Going To Hell]

She looks likes she’s melting, the sagging is becoming more and more apparent. Her tits are non existent which is hilarious, but she looks like she has 3 sets of boobs underneath her two floppy fat sacks

I forget she's not like the other fatties and her tits dont hang to her waist. I seriously thought the rolls at the bottom of the heart were her breasts without a bra on like Kelly or J. Wow

 

[low sodium]

I HURT MYSELF & COME SHOPPING WITH US!!! | VLOG​

Jun 5, 2022

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[Lesbian Sleepover]

Please don't watch this video. She opens up talking about how she had to take medicine, that she showered, and then her girlfriend and her have an inside joke about something called watermelon kisses and she made a poem. She throws every single catchphrase, the kitchen sink and even a Pikachu into the mix and yeah. Wow

 

[Zodiac]

I think the most interesting moment in that video was the cat playing with roach on the screen. The rest was typical Amberlynn saying a bunch of shit and yet saying absolutely nothing at all.

 

[ADHD]

I'm just gonna drop this here

And just for fun, this was from Sept 2019, right after she failed her 100 days of uploading (that she came very close to completing):

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Lol, those earning ranges are pretty vague.

The most interesting thing is that she's only getting about 25% of the views she used to get.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I'm just gonna drop this here
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And just for fun, this was from Sept 2019, right after she failed her 100 days of uploading (that she came very close to completing):
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Lol, those earning ranges are pretty vague.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Skinny people hurt themselves too, etc etc

 

[beansoup]

Amber built like those infant stacking rings lmao.

Spoiler

 

[Owlflaps]

So that whole thing with the Barbie shirt was disgusting.

I HURT MYSELF & COME SHOPPING WITH US!!! | VLOG​

Jun 5, 2022

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I know a lot of people have compared Amber's life in an eternal gaycare. But now that her channel is dying, it feels like I'm watching an aging lesbian wasting away in a retirement home, and these are the highlights.

 

[M.T. Graves]

She’s just a fat mental midget doing arts and crafts all day. What an existence.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

She’s still circling around the 500lbs mark. The weight just seems to have dropped from her face (possibly to do with the help of the slimming filters) and it all seems to gathering around the stomach.

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She looks likes she’s melting, the sagging is becoming more and more apparent. Her tits are non existent which is hilarious, but she looks like she has 3 sets of boobs underneath her two floppy fat sacks

...why does she look like an adult Honey Boo Boo?