Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Dangerous if you don't take care of it? Amber go fuck yourself and when you've finished, go fuck yourself some more

That shit nearly killed my mother...and yes, she was 'taking care of it (unlike some, she DID take daily showers because she wasn't four times the size she should be) and was on a course of strong antibiotics that she religiously took
Cue a week later, she's laying in a hospital bed, hooked up to industrial IV antibiotics and blown up to twice her size because all her damn organs were shutting down

Cellulitis is/can be serious even if you are 'taking care of it' but Amber, not taking your meds properly and pretending to shower does not constitute 'taking care of it' anyway

How is it she manages to out-cunt herself too by leaving the weak AF 'condolences' as an afterthought?

God she's so fucking disgusting - I have no idea how ANYONE supports her, my immediate reaction (rightly or wrongly) when I see an Ambaby is to assume that they are equally as foul as she is

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I can hear "sorry about the friend" being said in the same way she used to sneer "thank you for the superchat" when someone sent her a less than positive comment during the livestream era.

I'm not sure how REPEATED bouts of cellulitis = "taking care of it", but maybe I don't understand hulth like she does (:_(
 
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GET FUCKED AMBER

Amber is so "unbothered" by the lack of views. She is in the shitter clearly. Here is the sitch on how fucked her channel is.

She has had 3 videos in 8 months get over 100k views, 2 of them clickbaiting clearly and the other only getting there because it was at 95k for like 4 months. It took that video 135 days to go from 90k to 100k. It was published October 1st 2021. Her legacy views are beyond repair and she is trying desperately to try and get another 100k video.

This is why you don't base your channel around clickbait, the laws of diminishing returns take effect, and once they do it's done. Her views are the lowest they have been since she has been mainstream.

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Month after month she is losing views but not like 2% or 5%. last month she lost 11% and now 17%. My initial prediction was about 10% per month and us getting the true damage around Xmas. Now I am not so sure though. From May 1st to May 31st her uploads that were uploaded only netted about 876,000 views meaning only about 100,000 were legacy views.

My initial estimates were about 100,000 in legacy so tick that one. This was about the same last month, so it's more of a fixed number that will decrease when interest drops naturally.

Her numbers in June are going to be even worse because we are almost 1/3 in and she has netted a measly 135k and what is worse in may she uploaded more than 15 times meaning she is well aware of needing to hit 1 million to eat well. She is getting increasingly more clickbaity around the middle of the month too because she knows she really has to push the numbers up. If she at the end of June is at 800,000 views. That would be a massive 20% drop-off. That would mean she would have lost 48% of her audience in just 3 months of keeping tabs on her numbers.
 
Cellulitis is/can be serious even if you are 'taking care of it' but Amber, not taking your meds properly and pretending to shower does not constitute 'taking care of it' anyway
The best way to “take care of it” is to avoid to have it in the first place. Same thing with her UTIs and a host of other ailments. Her solution after wrecking her body by eating absolute rubbish is to go to the ER to get antibiotics that she stops taking when she feel better. I do not know anyone of 31-year-old, except Amber that is, that has so many physical problems and conditions that refuse to fix the underlying reason for her problems.
 

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Honest question for those who know a lot about skin issues, what in the fucking fuck is going on with her skin?
I know the parts that "look dirty" are just the diabetes but the swollen, dark eyes, the patches of various colors on her face, the general messiness of her whole head. Seeing her in the outdoor light shocked me some.
Is what it looks like when a 31yr old is losing the battle with her body to be alive?

Edit: also no seatbelt.
 
since not a lot of milk i did outlines of amber and where her folds and shape are since she flapped her dress around. also featuring ambers permanent body print on the couch cushion
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Thank you for the perspective. Appreciated. Like many here, I can't grasp where one fat fold suddenly leaks over into another.

But I always heartily laugh when she grabs a random piece of sack of shit fold that no normal hooman bean has and shakes it at her audience.

Current weight estimates, anyone? Slappy going with 532.4. The point is important, peebles. Don't slack!
 
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