Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519
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Holy shit. Her Video evidence of her shower did NOT put down her haydurs like she thought it would but just proved them correct....
1: When she takes an ACTUAL shower her hair gets wet, it looks cleaner etc
2: She has to take the shower in the handicap accessible walk in shower in her apartment not the full tub in wifeys room
3:: where the fuck is her tooth brush and tooth paste she keeps in the shower?
4: She proves she cannot clean her feet, laaaaygs or anthing beyond where he can slap a beetus paw onto.
5: her fucking lips are so blue/black does she only have ice cold water to the luxury apartment at the Henry or was this the longest she stood up and her circulation went to shit?
 
Can you imagine how many loads of laundry it takes to wash her clothes? Like what’s the absolute maximum number of shirts she could fit in one load of laundry? Like five? The logistics of being a mammoth…
youre adorable..to think she washes her own clothes more than once every few months lol
 
Holy shit. Her Video evidence of her shower did NOT put down her haydurs like she thought it would but just proved them correct....
1: When she takes an ACTUAL shower her hair gets wet, it looks cleaner etc
2: She has to take the shower in the handicap accessible walk in shower in her apartment not the full tub in wifeys room
3:: where the fuck is her tooth brush and tooth paste she keeps in the shower?
4: She proves she cannot clean her feet, laaaaygs or anthing beyond where he can slap a beetus paw onto.
5: her fucking lips are so blue/black does she only have ice cold water to the luxury apartment at the Henry or was this the longest she stood up and her circulation went to shit?
I wish she would have shown the swirl of brown water circling the drain during her monthly shower.
 
What is this new accent she has?
It is unbearable. Truly unbearable. I can't tell if she's adopted a completely new tone or if she's just pretending to be ''manic''

This pig can't even brush her hair without manhandling it. She's incapable of doing anything, you are damaging the hair you're so pathetically proud of.
I've seen so many morbidly obese bellends cry about not being able to use a gym.. You don't need one lard-arse. Just walk, stop sitting on your arse all day - job done.
 
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