Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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I feel like if Amber get diagnosed with diabetes she'll -

- not mention it and deny it if anyone asks.

- mention it but keep eating high-carb high-sugar foods to bait people into commenting on her videos.

- lean in and make it her Whole Thing as if she's the only person ever to have diabetes before, complete with sugar free candy taste tests and new low-glycemic food mukbangs. Will she like it? Will she be scared? Also hauls of diabetic supplies. Test strips, shooper kyuute loose fitting socks, etc.
 
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Sex toys include: squeegee, 2 8 foot or better solid steel h-beams, engine hoist, OSHA approved hardhat with lamp, 2 backup waterproof flashlights (yes you will lose one if not all 3 lights in the cave folds), emergency flares, rapelling gear and harness.

Please notify 3 next of kin of your intentions so emergency services can be called if you dont resurface on time.
 
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FatalTater said:
I feel like if Amber get diagnosed with diabetes she'll -

- not mention it and deny it if anyone asks.
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Most likely

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- mention it but keep eating high-carb high-sugar foods to bait people into commenting on her videos.
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You mean not changing from what she is doing now.

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- lean in and make it her Whole Thing as if she's the only person ever to have diabetes before, complete with sugar free candy taste tests and new low-glycemic food mukbangs.
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New taste tests of products that she will try only once and then go back to her old self.

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Will she like it? Will she be scared?
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IF cancer did not scare her, nothing will.

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Also hauls of diabetic supplies. Test strips,
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A new set of containers for supplies that she will never use.

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shooper kyuute loose fitting socks, etc.
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No socks fit those legs, so, no.
 
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FatalTater said:
I feel like if Amber get diagnosed with diabetes she'll -

- not mention it and deny it if anyone asks.

- mention it but keep eating high-carb high-sugar foods to bait people into commenting on her videos.

- lean in and make it her Whole Thing as if she's the only person ever to have diabetes before, complete with sugar free candy taste tests and new low-glycemic food mukbangs. Will she like it? Will she be scared? Also hauls of diabetic supplies. Test strips, shooper kyuute loose fitting socks, etc.
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Bro she's had the beetus going on a decade or more now. A diagnosis wouldn't change anything. Nothing will ever change with AL she'll be a 500lb beetus having, bed bound 40 year old come 2032 complete with Becky 5.0 as her handmaiden. Lean in to the beetus? That's what she does every day via orange chicken boo boo.
 
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I don’t think she went through her cancer saga without getting bare minimum blood work done at least once, so if she is diabetic she already knows it (or at least her doctors’ know it). And at her size and lifestyle (and her darkened knuckles as evidence) her blood glucose levels will not show prediabetic values, she will be a full blown untreated diabetic. She must know she is diabetic, so now she must be afraid of how insanely high her values might be (glucose and beyond) after not giving a rat’s ass since like ever.
 
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I'm still freshly repulsed every time this bitch brags about how sexual she is. Good ol' SexualLynn with her sex toys and higher than heaven sex driven Daddy Wipey.

It's obnoxious and unnecessary when attractive (and most importantly, hygienic) couples drone on about how much great sex they have, it's utterly horrific to imagine people like ALR and Jade attempting to fuck.

Actually, fuck it. Let's see her sex toys, I want to see what sex toys would actually prove useful to someone built like a hippo.
 
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There's no way she didn't ask that question herself in an attempt to prove that she's not the most sexless person ever. Or maybe it's wipey's job now to send in those.
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Well Chantal the sex kitten just bought a new sex toy and did a soooper sexy only fans. Amber's attempting to take her crown back. Or this is the unholiest crossover in the making....
 
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Feeling dainty as I lumber in my lair.
Every neighbor braces for impact of a rotund princess full of cat hair
Lipedema hardens at the sight of my house nigga
In the bathroom, as I smell of must and asshole making up my next trigger
Accepting I need to be wiped by him as I cannot reach around my dainty ass.
 
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