“So we ended up ordering Chinese, I got this like, Szechuan beef, and I had one bite, and (in sing-song) I said noooo. And I figured something like that was gonna happen (lmao, the fuck?)… meat just freaks me out, I dunno.” Yeah right, you’re just a quirky dainty little thing huh.
“Talks with gf” where she claims to never have seen Jade’s screensaver. Then they discuss music and Amber asks her if she likes the Jonas Brothers, One Direction, Fifth Harmony, boy bands and girl bands in general. Way to show that you’re in a super happy year long relationship Hambeast, you don’t even know what music she likes. They go on and on about who sings this and who was in that. Truly riveting content.
she says she just got done cryeeen because “something is going on with my family and people close to me but I’m not gonna talk about it”. Of course not, because that might actually be interesting, and we can’t have that now can we.
Immediately goes back to showing food, then ends the video playing over two minutes of old footage with background music. You know, just to pad out that duration since filming more would be too much work.
She did a few of her creepy fake laughs in this one, at least that’ll be good for reaction channel compilation.
Oh and she pointed another little note Jade left for her on the blackboard!! Awww, bayyyyyybuh, so cute!! 30-something year old grown ass women leaving notes for each other like we did in middle school, totes adorable and not weird or sped at all.
Oh yeah and she claimed to have played Mario Party with Eric and Ricky and that she “kicked their asses”. I don’t believe that for a second. Also why do those two idiots even allow her to keep mentioning their names? She doesn’t even buy them shit anymore. Unless she does and we’re just not told that. Either way, pathetic. You know you don’t like video games, Hamber, and you’re horrible at pretending like you do.
she somehow looks even more filthy and unwashed than in the previous video. Her skin looks absolutely terrible too. Is this an indication of the cycle being near its end?
I rummaged through some of the comments in this and the last video and couldn’t find a single positive one. Does she even read the comments anymore? Or would that trigger her mentulz too much?