Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[StrawberryDouche]

SHE GOT A BUG BITE AND SHE'S NOT OKAY YOU GUYS

Goddamn. Her hand looks like the victim of Chinese foot binding attached to the world's fattest arm with a bug bite - which I will remind you, she is not okay from and may be dyeeng.

 

[Trees]

Wait wait wait, Amber wanted nuggets and didn't get them? But I thought the eating disorder clinic was teaching her how resisting cravings is what makes people binge. What would her psychologist think if she knew Amber didn't get nuggies like she was supposed to? That's not very Recoverlynn.

it's okay we know she got them

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

SHE GOT A BUG BITE AND SHE'S NOT OKAY YOU GUYS
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Goddamn. Her hand looks like the victim of Chinese foot binding attached to the world's fattest arm with a bug bite - which I will remind you, she is not okay from and may be dyeeng.

That's not a foot? It doesn't even look like a hand or arm.

Edit: holy shit, she's practically growing a small child off the right side of her stomach.

 

[M.T. Graves]

Still fat. Still gross. Still stupid. The legend continues.

 

[Goatchoker]

SHE GOT A BUG BITE AND SHE'S NOT OKAY YOU GUYS
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Goddamn. Her hand looks like the victim of Chinese foot binding attached to the world's fattest arm with a bug bite - which I will remind you, she is not okay from and may be dyeeng.

Holy shit I thought she was holding a foot at first.
Also she’s so gross “squirting” “sharpening a knife my way” Jfc get your own personality you fat piece of shit.

 

[hydrochloric gunt wash]

Anybody else notice the constant hum in the background of her most recent upload? It’s not quite unwatchable but terribly annoying.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Anybody else notice the constant hum in the background of her most recent upload? It’s not quite unwatchable but terribly annoying.

If you had six industrial style fans running 25/7 in a vain attempt to chill your 600 ellbee shelf ass, you'd be humming Dixie, too.

 

[8008135]

That's not a foot? It doesn't even look like a hand or arm.

Certainly not her foot. The lack of hanging, fleshy ankle balls is a dead giveaway.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

If they ever stop making niggers to handle Amber's Spam (not a euphemism) or cut her nuggies to the precise size that meets her exacting tolerances, only then she will starve and perish.

 

[A Peach but Blue]

Edit: holy shit, she's practically growing a small child off the right side of her stomach.

Small child? I’m pretty sure each of the hambeast’s arms must weigh as much as a middle schooler. And each leg probably weighs as much as a fairly small set adult woman. Great, now I’m picturing her limbs as being four people attached to her enormous balloon body.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

If they ever stop making niggers to handle Amber's Spam (not a euphemism) or cut her nuggies to the precise size that meets her exacting tolerances, only then she will starve and perish.

Agrees. No way she's showing her ankle balls. It's her obtuse arm and it's a fucking skeeter bite. OMG, SHE'S GONNA DIE!

The world could only be so lucky.

 

[Nightlife Monster Truck]

SHE GOT A BUG BITE AND SHE'S NOT OKAY YOU GUYS
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Goddamn. Her hand looks like the victim of Chinese foot binding attached to the world's fattest arm with a bug bite - which I will remind you, she is not okay from and may be dyeeng.

What a weird optical illusion this is. I swore I was looking at her ankle with her hand under her foot and thought "nah, no ankle balls, she stole this image." Then someone pointed out that it was her wrist!

Take away the fingers and it looks like a fat woman's ankle and foot.

 

[Cataloons]

Her legs both horrify and fascinate me. The sheer physics of her body is so fucking weird.

 

[Owlflaps]

cook with me, diaries of a binge eater, & modeling | 500lb gorl | episode 3​

Jul 17, 2022

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Get you a gorl that can cut your preserved sodium meats. Yas, Cunt Qween! #goals

May Jade grift you and leave you as dry as the crumbly meats you eat.

 

[dacwcman68]

Get you a gorl that that can cut your preserved sodium meats. Yas, Cunt Qween! #goals

May Jade grift you and leaves you as dry as the crumbly meats you eat.

The amount of cured meats ALR consumes is astounding; the coroner's gonna save a lot of money on formaldehyde the day Amber croaks because all the sodium and preservatives in her body will likely fix every last inch of tissue in her body.

 

[D_Tractor]

Her teeth are finally rotting out lol.

 

[marjoram]

SHE GOT A BUG BITE AND SHE'S NOT OKAY YOU GUYS
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Goddamn. Her hand looks like the victim of Chinese foot binding attached to the world's fattest arm with a bug bite - which I will remind you, she is not okay from and may be dyeeng.

Poor bug ☹

 

[King Fructose]

SHE GOT A BUG BITE AND SHE'S NOT OKAY YOU GUYS
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Goddamn. Her hand looks like the victim of Chinese foot binding attached to the world's fattest arm with a bug bite - which I will remind you, she is not okay from and may be dyeeng.

That bug is diabetic now.

 

[Xenomorph]

Daisy Duck did not deserve this.

 

[AnonymousThrowLala]

Did ALR ever address what the deal is with her moving to another state? It’s seemed so imminent, she was even starting to sell personal items and filming vlogs in advance (presumably so we wouldn’t know wtf was going on)… and then suddenly the storyline just vanished. She keeps buying more trash for the current home and investing more into it. I could swear she had hinted it was happening soon unless I was just having a strange ALR fever dream.