Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

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There isn't a single drug addicted person on this fucking planet who knows jack shit about respect. But go ahead. Tell us how your parents "respected" you and your siblings, Fatty. By being so neglectful that the state came and removed you from the household, at least according to you? By spending all their money on drugs insead of food, again, according to you? When exactly did they "teach" you this "respect"? When you - in your bullshit self-ggrandizing fantasyland, but still - telling everyone how you heroically saved your baby brother's life while they were passed out on the couch? Do you even know what it takes, how bad it must be, to finally get DFACS/equivalent to fucking act on something to that level? No, you do not, because you only care what happens to YOU. It isn't "fucked up" to bring up your parents' drug addiction. You do. Lots. And it matters when you've just been a smug fucking bitch to someone about their parents.

Your parents didn't teach you anything except to be a craven, venal slave to something. In their case, drugs; in yours, food, money, and a victimhood complex. You hate your audience, and you hate your job. You will never break free of anything, and the funniest part is that you will never understand any of this until that one, last moment of clarity just before you die, alone and broke, stuffing ramen down your piehole.

Something I just realized: what if she's so behind on videos to give herself a buffer? Maybe she really does have videos prepared up to date in real time, but she's three or four weeks behind on uploading them in case she needs to be in the hospital for a certain amount of time. This way, she can continue clicking "Upload" from the hospital bed without having to admit where she is.

You can schedule videos pretty far out. She's just lazy and hates her job.

 

[A Peach but Blue]

Imagine living next to Hamber at that apartment, and having to constantly see delivery people bringing shit to her, day in and day out. Between the barkbox, Amazon, Horrid, and endless UberEats/Doordash orders, there must be a constant influx of shit getting delivered. I imagine all the nearby delivery drivers must all know her by now. They look at the address for the order and go “oh it’s that enormous fat bitch again”.

That’s really sad, man. Fucking get out of the house and buy something yourself for once, that could be content for your shitty boring channel. Oh wait who am I kidding, that’d be too much effort for you. Only food is worth getting out of the house and waddling around for, how could I forget.

Also, those responses she gave made me MATI. I can’t stand her fucking smug attitude. Pretty sure she’s just faking it to get people mad and therefore send in more questions and/or tune into her channel to see if she addresses any of it - which she never does, ever. Hey idiot, don’t you want to make money? Get off your ass and make a “addressing all of your questions/comments” video. “Addressing the drama” video. That would get clicks, which means more money for you to get your greasy sausage fingers on more food and useless shit!

 

[Wicked Wench]

She doesn't smell bad... Ok, let me just go off the top of my head here.
1. She has scented candles in the house for using
2. She has wax melts in the house for using.
3. She has room sprays in the house for using, (office and bathroom comes to mind from recent videos)
4. She goes through perfume like crazy
5. She only wears her clothes once (she says), and then washes it with about 3+ different scented detergents, etc.
6. She clearly doesn't shower, or sponge bath every day
7. She has fans running non stop most of the time.
8. She has little T-Rex arms, I don't see how she can lift and wash every single fat roll on her body, legs included.
9. She's had how many UTI's and other lower region infections. Bacteria much?
10. Her letter to trooned out ex, in which she describes her "bad smell down there"
Conclusion : Yep, she definitely doesn't smell.

 

[Xenomorph]

Your mother beat her own Mother and her SERVICE DOG. Fuck you.
Also your Dad you claimed spat at you and called you a faat pig every chance he got like wtf is she on right now?

 

[PerfPaz]

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Are these the same parents that were so drugged up that they didn't realize one of their kids were being strangled by the window blinds cord?

 

[Teresa77]

I beg to differ - being super morbidly obese almost automatically guarantees unpleasant odors from the perineal area - too much sweat & other discharges, not nearly enough clean water & soap or proper drying & never any real exposure to air. Often the wrong choice of underwear compounds the problems.

The body is a wonderful thing but given too many handicaps, it can't be expected to function optimally in any sense.

Fat facts do not equate fat phobia.

Plus you know she probably has sores from the constant rubbing and those smell hella awful.

 

[Xenomorph]

Are these the same parents that were so drugged up that they didn't realize one of their kids were being strangled by the window blinds cord?

And te same parents that went missing for days and let other junkies watch the kids in exchange for some meth.
Oh and her lovely memory of Dadberlynn coming home from said bender with 25 McDicks cheeseburgers and dumped em on the living table that Amber snatched up like a starving raccoon and ate em in her room.
Amber admitted she stole from stores like makeup and shit for the fuck of it and snatched food right off kids lunch trays at school and scammed the foster system to get 2 free lunches so tell me where tf did she learn all these positive lesions when she was choking and beating her ex gf and being such a piece of shit her own grandmother threw her out.
Making Krystle send her money for dumb shit like snakebites and an ipod touch which queenielynn needed the most expensive and made krystle cry about it not to mention her paying nothing towards a struggling single Mom bearly able to feed and house her own family..while the moment this Mom left to go to work Amber took the opportunitty to bet tf out of her then 15 YEAR OLD GF WHEN SHE WAS ALMOST 19 YEARS OLD.
And lest we forget her Foster Mother made Amber SHOWER before taking her to the ER with her first bout of Cellulitis because she stunk so bad.

 

[Fatty O'Blimpenstein]

I beg to differ - being super morbidly obese almost automatically guarantees unpleasant odors from the perineal area - too much sweat & other discharges, not nearly enough clean water & soap or proper drying & never any real exposure to air. Often the wrong choice of underwear compounds the problems.

The body is a wonderful thing but given too many handicaps, it can't be expected to function optimally in any sense.

Fat facts do not equate fat phobia.

Not to mention those black pants she buys in bulk that are too small because she likes to keep it all packed in.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Watching Crusader Actual lose his shitover ice cube trays being a two person job in the luxury apartment in Lexington. But the grocery haul: why do people drink caffeine free diet sodas, like Diet Coke? It's colored water with sodium and fizz. I get that has its place, but a Soda Stream would pay for itself rather quickly, at least in Fat Ham's luxury apartment. She could even dump multiple tablespoons of "Stivia, trivia, whatever" into it.

 

[Wonky Eye]

a Soda Stream would pay for itself rather quickly, at least in Fat Ham's luxury apartment. She could even dump multiple tablespoons of "Stivia, trivia, whatever" into it.

Soda stream has a kind of "healthy, responsible" vibe to it. You know, you literally take tap water and make a fizzy drin out of it.
Coca cola, Sprite et caetera have that pure american sugary junk dopamine-rush.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Soda stream has a kind of "healthy, responsible" vibe to it. You know, you literally take tap water and make a fizzy drin out of it.
Coca cola, Sprite et caetera have that pure american sugary junk dopamine-rush.

Yeah, but diet crap has no sugar. And if you get caffeine free on top of that, what is the point? I'm unapologetic about the amount of caffeine I take in, but I understand if people get, say, caffeine-free sodas, sugared or not. Lots of people get jittery from too much caffeine, but can't get over their sodas, so I can grasp the diet soda piece of the equation. But leaving both out? Why waste money on that shit? I'm probably overthinking this, but the heat index is like 118 or something insane, so this is where I am. LOL

 

[Watching]

Yeah, but diet crap has no sugar. And if you get caffeine free on top of that, what is the point? Why waste money on that shit?

My dad drinks diet caffeine free soda because he likes the taste of it more than water and he's way too lazy to do a soda stream. I assume alr is the same.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Something I just realized: what if she's so behind on videos to give herself a buffer? Maybe she really does have videos prepared up to date in real time, but she's three or four weeks behind on uploading them in case she needs to be in the hospital for a certain amount of time. This way, she can continue clicking "Upload" from the hospital bed without having to admit where she is.

While this might be the reason for Amber to post old vlogs, there are other reasons I think why she does it.

There is something that Amber is fully aware. Without YouTube, she would not be able to get a job, a career, and thus would likely be on benefits and living alone in council housing, whatever it is called in Kentucky. As such. Amber does not want drama on her channel or anything that could jeopardise its monetization. This also includes any discussion in her community posting area. This is why she will continue to post the type of content that she is presently doing, boring but safe.

This is also why she basically picks fights and insults people on Instagram and previously on Tellonym, telling us absolutely rubbish, but not relating any of it on her YT channel. Anything she tells us on IG is never discussed on YT, and by posting vlogs about 2-4 weeks old, she has a way out of addressing any issues. Unfortunately, anyone going to her channel from IG realises that there is no content and soon leaves.

I do not believe that she is really interested in growing her channel. Instead, she wants people already watching to stay and her views, namely 50-60k per videos, are showing us that much.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

My dad drinks diet caffeine free soda because he likes the taste of it more than water and he's way too lazy to do a soda stream. I assume alr is the same.

We know for a fact she's lazy, so fair point there.

In other news, still just barely over 50K, after two days.

And she's beginning to flatline in earnest now. Keep crushing that variation, Hamber!

 

[Insulin reid]

Something I just realized: what if she's so behind on videos to give herself a buffer? Maybe she really does have videos prepared up to date in real time, but she's three or four weeks behind on uploading them in case she needs to be in the hospital for a certain amount of time. This way, she can continue clicking "Upload" from the hospital bed without having to admit where she is.

She thinks being "ahead" on videos is like when the teacher in middle school gives you a bunch of homework but some of it is due weeks from the day they gave it to you and like a good little kid you do all the homework at once so you can fuck around and have fun instead of spacing it out. Do more work now have fun later is praised at that age. She thinks doing this for vlogging is a good idea and should be praised. She figured out how to schedule uploads and did it like that so she can just not think about it and fuck off because she really hates doing anything but eyefucking herself in the camera and eating or whatever low effort amber centric shit she wants. She hates daily vlogs in real time because it means having a schedule and doing a little bit of work every day and uploading. Like a job. She cant figure out why people are upset by this and is genuinely confused.

Your mother beat her own Mother and her SERVICE DOG. Fuck you.

Holy shit i feel bad for laughing at this

While this might be the reason for Amber to post old vlogs, there are other reasons I think why she does it.

There is something that Amber is fully aware. Without YouTube, she would not be able to get a job, a career, and thus would likely be on benefits and living alone in council housing, whatever it is called in Kentucky. As such. Amber does not want drama on her channel or anything that could jeopardise its monetization. This also includes any discussion in her community posting area. This is why she will continue to post the type of content that she is presently doing, boring but safe.

Im torn but mostly think amber does believe she could do anything she wanted to. She totally could get a regular job but theres all these uwu terrible things getting in her way thats out of her control. Her victim complex is stronger than reality.

This is also why she basically picks fights and insults people on Instagram and previously on Tellonym, telling us absolutely rubbish, but not relating any of it on her YT channel. Anything she tells us on IG is never discussed on YT, and by posting vlogs about 2-4 weeks old, she has a way out of addressing any issues. Unfortunately, anyone going to her channel from IG realises that there is no content and soon leaves.

Weve already picked it apart during the becky era that she attempted to address drama and it showed us she was at least like a week behind in videos so she stopped doing it. Shes retarded but smart enough to when the farms catches on she does shit like hide clocks or tries to hide dates on food she orders. She prefers to have a huge backlog of videos than actually do anything relevant, plus she cant actually hold a conversation or make any points against reaction channels or haydur nation so she just has little snotty brat quips and then fucks off.

I do not believe that she is really interested in growing her channel. Instead, she wants people already watching to stay and her views, namely 50-60k per videos, are showing us that much.

On the contrary i think she is. I think she misses the "emergency cash" in her million purses and buying, flashing then hoarding shit for views. She desperately wants to be thin and rich and beautiful but shes none of those things. She wants people to want her, to want to be like her and hate watch her be opulent because shes a shitty vapid person. Shes just also fat retarded and lazy.
Everyone says they would watch her videos if the animals were in them. All of a sudden we go from 0 to 100 on animal content.
The reaction channels she claims not to watch give her advice like start drama to increase views and she does.
Shes listened to advice more and more since her views are down but shes retarded, self absorbed, and cant do anything right- this is the shit we get
Shes "trying" but genuinely cant figure out why her views arent up.

 

[A Peach but Blue]

Shes listened to advice more and more since her views are down but shes retarded, self absorbed, and cant do anything right- this is the shit we get

Maybe it’s because she knows 99% of it isn’t “advice” but rather people urging her to be an even more disastrous lolcow for our entertainment, and she doesn’t take the suggestions out of spite and/or her hugely (pun intended) inflated ego. I think that she reads those comments/posts and thinks to herself that pft, she would never SNOOP DOWN to that level, she could never be super messy like her super good friends Nikocado or Chantal! After all she’s just a kindhearted dainty gorl documenteeeng her journey on YouTube, who loves her job and loves her audience even more!

The desperation of wanting to keep her channel afloat somehow might change that, though. We’ll see.

 

[Bam_Margeras_Ass_Licker]

I've been keeping things from you | ozempic week 1, health, etc. | vlog 2​

July 31, 2022

Spoiler: Archive

 

[adrawerwithnoforks]

This bitch.

Amber, you're losing your teeth because you pound carbonated beverages and sugar. You also don't go to the dentist for cleanings, ever.

In her latest video, she's blaming her tooth extraction/shitty teeth on BRUSHING TOO MUCH.

Amber is such a clean Dainty Queen. She's showering and brushing and just such a clean victim. It's not her fault!

 

[Pearlxx]

This bitch.

Amber, you're losing your teeth because you pound carbonated beverages and sugar. You also don't go to the dentist for cleanings, ever.

In her latest video, she's blaming her tooth extraction/shitty teeth on BRUSHING TOO MUCH.

Amber is such a clean Dainty Queen. She's showering and brushing and just such a clean victim. It's not her fault!

Brushing too much is actually bad for your teeth.
She said she'd brush her teeth like 10 times a day and brushing too much can lead to teeth sensitivity and gum issues.
And if she already has teeth sensitivity and eating excess sugary foods and soda that can also worsen her teeth.
Like, brushing too much is a part of the problem but it's not the only reason and she's an idiot, so.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Storytime with Fat AL.
Her jaw hurts. Her teeth hurt. Somehow Fatty keeps eating enough to gain weight.
Suffering with bad headaches. Just bought a Kindle and reads on it and also reads lots of books. With bad headaches? Really?
Bloods came back completely clear.
No My Gorlfriend.
Keeps putting her hand on her chest to show us she feels emotions. Although I am hopefully it's the start of a heart attack.
Slags off various medical professionals. Usual lahs. Wrong prescription. Not answering phone.
Same old. Same old.