FupaCitySheriff
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Full day of eating, come shopping with me, & increasing Ozempic dosage... Looks like the freefall parachuting and scuba diving are both next weekend, then.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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A Peach but Blue
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I’m pretty much used to her disgusting nightmarish thumbnails, but for some reason this one gave me the heebiejeebies more than usual. Eugh.
Wonder if storing all her money at home in cash was Jade’s idea. “Bayyyyybuh, it’s better that way, safer! You can’t trust those slimy banks!! Just keep it all here.” Then she just keeps taking a little bit each morning while Fatty is asleep to pay off her debs and legal fees and whatever else.
Then eventually she’ll pack all the money into the car and dip. Imagine that state that would leave Hamber in. Ha, ha.
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Is that horrifying monstrosity a crêpe or a piece of cheese or what
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Sad quesadilla.
FupaCitySheriff
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Bought even more food.
Fatty giving gifts to 'somebody' - well we know it's not My Gorlfriend for your one year anniversary, because you were seeing that 'other' gorlfriend for a few weeks, before you started seeing this local gorlfriend.
How does MY budget planner work for MY bills? I thought you and My Gorlfriend shared all the bills?
Fatty should be a politician. They are the only other people who can talk non-stop and never actually say anything.
God!! I just want to smack her in her moonface with a housebrick.
Fatty giving gifts to 'somebody' - well we know it's not My Gorlfriend for your one year anniversary, because you were seeing that 'other' gorlfriend for a few weeks, before you started seeing this local gorlfriend.
How does MY budget planner work for MY bills? I thought you and My Gorlfriend shared all the bills?
Fatty should be a politician. They are the only other people who can talk non-stop and never actually say anything.
God!! I just want to smack her in her moonface with a housebrick.
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She says the homeless shelters “close super early” I searched a few with one closing at 2pm and a couple others closing at 5-6 pm. She’s super passionate about the homeless but not if it interferes with her waking up before 5pm.
FupaCitySheriff
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Fatty's busy in the mornings hanging around cancer centers. She's hoping to hear experiences from genuine sufferers, so she can pass the stories off as what happened to her. Also the same reason for her joining online support groups. Typical behavior for narc sociopaths.
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I predict that the boxes will move to a closet and in a few months they'll forget what they ever bought them for.
She never did film herself dropping off her first round of charity, did she?
She never did film herself dropping off her first round of charity, did she?
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Also, people online know exactly where she lives. This is just asking to be robbed.
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She counts slow to make sure she gets every last drop of medicine shot. Then, she picks a hole in her stomach and believes the medicine will magically leak out.
AddictLynn at it again! Shes really lucky she hasnt tried pain pills or meth because it would be all over.
AddictLynn at it again! Shes really lucky she hasnt tried pain pills or meth because it would be all over.
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Either this, or Hamber just got into another conspiracy rabbit hole on Youtube again and some crackpot told her that the government funded aliens can't manipulate your bank account if it's all in cash.
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I believe that The Henry Retirement Home has a 24 hour concierge, but if you turn up at 3am with 5 or 6 pizza boxes, they'll just wave you through. Once Big Ham sees all those pizza boxes, she'll just give you every dime in the house for a pizza 'taste test' (even though Her Royal Fatness doesn't really like pizza).
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Looks like Wipey is finally getting around to house-training The Beast.
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I hope Wipey carries a shovel and Hefty bag with her to clean up after Amber does her business.
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THIS IS NOT A WEIGHT LOSS CHANNEL, HAYDURRRRRRRRRRRRR - Hamber
Obviously. - Me
Oh, FFS. What did I say before? 90% food content? Yeah, that seems about right, I think. Let's take a look at the shitty food she's assembling today, and what useless crap she buys that she'll never use.
Hey guise!
Hey, Ham!
Stupid intro. Bleh to your molment, gorl.
Hoo boy, hang on a second.I have The Narc Alert's thing going in my background, watching Hamber cook shitty food back in 2018. Hamber says she is going to close out the video because she noticed that when she eats on camera she eats FASTER. I think TNA and I both said "Hang on...." at the same instant. I seem to recall Fat Ham telling us she liked to eat on camera because it made her slow down and made her "more mindful" about her eating.
If you want to see some of her aggressive, front/canine teeth chewing, and quick swallows, start the video here (bonus great view of the nasty slop she made in this video). The entire video is an offense against food and cooking. TNA cooks afterward, a nice Greek-inspired stuffed chicken breast with Brussels sprouts.
Anyway, just a tiny interlude so we can all remember just how self-contradictory Hamber is, as if any of us were under any illusions otherwise.
And now, on we go with our current shitshow.
What, now we're not getting dates on the video? Guess she's fucking with the timeline again.
OMG. I am not a makeup person. I don't wear it, I don't give a shit about other people wearing it. i don't care for discussions of it. However. Hamber claims people asked her about the glitter eye shadow she wears, and come on, gorl, you haven't worn makeup for weeks. Nobody is asking this. She gives the brand and says the color is "Glee 07". Even I, as a non-makeup person, can figure out that it probably says GLI 07. She then holds the bottom of the bottle far too close to the camera for it to focus, eventually understanding she needs to pull it back. As she does, she says "Glee is spelled G-L-I-E." just before it's far enough for the camera to show...GLI 07. Dumbass.
Her MG,W, is mumbling something offscreen after Hamber claims to be a"glitter queen". Hate to break this to you, but the only thing you're queen of is poor choices in profile views.
Getting that bullfrog neck like the Beckster! Good job!
Rarity sighting! So cute! And Hamber not wrecking the scene! For about five seconds. Fucking hell, Fat Ham, do you have to interrupt the pet sighting every single time? I know, I know, this is YOUR channel, not theirs, and we should go watch them on their own channel. Such a jealous bitch, always needing the spotlight on yourself.
Shows her performative donation stuff for the shelter which - surprise surprise! - is still sitting in the boxes, not donated. They haven't taken it over because she was sick, and her MG,W, works so much and the shelters close so early, andandand. I guess if you don't get up before noon and take three hours to get ready to waddle your way out of the house. But I took a look in her area, and anywhere from 2 PM to 6 PM is "early" for Fat Ham and her schedule. Take an Uber or call a cab, GenerousLynn. Or, just leave it sitting there until the rest of the hoard slowly absorbs it and we never hear of it again.
WASH YOUR NASTY, GREASY HAIR, YOU PIG.
And stop making us seasick with your low-hold, upward angle while you waddle around the apartment that you barely leave except to spend money unwisely. Instead, show us the crap you didn't need that you ordered from Amazon so you didn't have to leave the apartment at all!
Some kind of "budgeting book" to put real cash money into instead of "just using my bank". Yes, why bother with an institution where your money is safe and secure, insured against bank failure (up to $250,000 per account). Fuck that. Just pull out cash and stick it in a binder - but only after you put labels on the sections in that binder, as a natural extension of your nutty habit of taking things out of perfectly good containers and putting them in inferior containers that make those things work less well than they would have had you just left them in place. Then, film yourself doing this and blast it out to the internet! Bonus: if you get burgled in your so-well-known-location to the point people know your exact address, the cash is entirely untraceable!
Blood pressure machine with a cuff that will not adequately or properly be able to measure her blood pressure. She's still claiming her blood pressure was perfect, and that she's "proud" of that. Whatever.
Mini muffin tin, which she says she wants to use to make "egg cups" and we will never, ever, see her make that or anything else with this tin.
Aaaand a book: True Facts that aren't BS. I guess that means she's going to read to us, as if her life wasn't boring enough as it is. She just lurves random facts, guise. FFS. here's how it works, guise: she's going to read the FIRST ONE! Revolutionary! Hippo sweat is pink. Blah blah. I don't care.
Shopping. More candy protein bars. New HABAs. A "toothpaste moment". IT IS NOT A FUCKING MOMENT, YOU STUPID CUNT. Don't care, don't care. All this is coming in a VO, btw. Fast forwarding through the rest.
Back to her stuffing cash under her mattress binder plan. Did your MG,W, suggest this? Does she know how much you're putting in? Where you keep the binder? Does she put any in, since you said she pays her way? I recall when Hamber advertised that she kept 1500 bucks on hand all the time. She rapidly stopped that practice after her audience pointed out how stupid that was. I'm sure they'll be doing the same thing now because THIIS IS FUCKING STUPID.
Asked her community what "series" they liked the best, and what the fuck does it matter? All the "series" are the same goddamned thing. Don't care, skipping and moving on.
JFC how long does she rattle on about this fucking "series" bullshit? It does not matter. They are all the same. Get that through your heads, people.
0.50 on the Ozempic shots. Blah blah. LOL, claims she had willpower and motivation along with the Ozempic, and no, loser, the O is doing your work.
Groceries. Again. Goddamn, Hamber, stop going to the grocery store every other fucking day. Junk, junk, sausage, Hawaiian bread, a bunch of frozen dinners. So, what happened to "I'm cooking all my meals", LiarLynn? "Ozempic makes me want to eat healthier." Sure, Fatty, sure. Using plastic bags for groceries, eats shit that's packaged in plastic. So much for that being able to "taste" the plastic claim. But do continue o add more to your already gigantic carbon footprint, WastefuLynn.
In bed, because she isn't feeling the greatest - as usual - and she's going to try the Lean Cuisine ripoff of the KFC Famous Bowl. And hey, look at that, it looks like the same vomit bowl as KFC!
Giant bowl 'o carbs!
Only five more minutes of this Sitch, you can do it! Push through that discomfort, what Hamber can't do! Prove yourself! It's like that final rep on the "go until muscle failure" final set of a lift routine! GRRRRRRAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHHH!
Next, please!
She says it "smells better" than the KFC bowl, and I think probably you shouldn't admit that the shit food you eat smells like shit. FFS. The part she's"most concerned"about is - wait for it - the chicken. Because chicken creeps her out you know. Just eat it. Meat absolutely does NOT creep you out. LOL. She hates it.
You got schmutz around your mouth. Where's your napkin, EtiquetteLynn?
She thinks she just needs to put it back into the microwave because she likes her potatoes "super hot". Hot to the point where visible steam is rising from it, as is happening in this video?
SMIDGEL is not a word.
OK, wait. the title of the video is "full day of eating". After showing us the dog vomit in a bowl she just showed us, now we get another full meal that looks like dinner: a chunk of rotisserie chicken, salad with cheese, and corn with onions and peppers. Another hoe-made meal, clearly. Keep "cooking" all your meals, Hamber!
Time to collect those FeederBux! Be sure to look directly at yourself while you use your "smallest hands" to shovel in that salad as you unhinge your jaw!
Perfection!
"The simplicity of the salad, but how good it tastes? I don't get i."
I can assure you that no one else gets what fucking point you're trying to make, either. Next time, try some coherence as your salad dressing.
"Corn just slaps." All right, let's have a little heart to fucking heart, shall we? Who out there in YT land has she watched who has started trying to bring back "slaps" from the dead? KNOCK IT OFF. It was stupid when it was in vogue and it's stupid now.
She "cooked the corn on the stove, like sauteed it." Basic fucking cooking terms and methods should not be out of your range of knowledge when you are 31 years old.
Next meal: she made a quesadilla. "Per one tortilla is blah calories." Hamber is just so fucking retarded about how to speak it is like she's from another goddamned planet. "One tortilla is blah calories." Speak like you fucking know the language, you moronic cunt. One serving of shredded cheese and then this. She slides what looks like literal dog shit on the tortilla. Think I'm kidding?
"You guys are gonna be, like whaaaaht? Whaaaaht is this?"
No, that's your line, Fatty. We, on the other hand, know this is just your revolting eggs with veggie burger because you eat like a preteen left at home alone. 1
"This is shto good together. I am liiiidderally obsessed."
No, you're literally in posession of room temperature IQ.
"Oh my gawd, I'm starved."
No. You are not starved or malnourished. She btook a bite out of the tortilla. just that. None of her bullshit folded inside it.
Says she just took her Oz shot and she feels nothing. So she's going with willpower, "like the queen that I am". This is the second time in this video she has called herself a "queen" of something, and it's about as valid and applicable as her crowning herself the "queen of moderation": not at all.
"Slay," she says, smacking away like a fucking cow chewing its cud. One, "slay" can go straight back to hell with "slaps". Two, whichever feeder paid for this shit is getting their wanking money's worth. Good job, Hamber. Hope those FeederBux are worth it.
Blah blah blah "Shto good," she pronounces it, since that is the only descriptor she knows for food or anything else.
She's getting lazy again, everybody - every time her videos start skipping her idiotic signoff bit and goes straight to outro or black, she's hating life again. Can't wait for the Quitting Ozempic era and the next "Well, um, I binged." video.Release that kraken of hoovering down all the things you denied yourself, Hamber!
TL;DW/R: No dates in this video, so who knows when the pieces in it were shot. Makeup nonsense, still hasn't taken the donation to the homeless shelter, because they "close early" and you know she isn't getting up early for anything except to creep on the cancer center as if she belongs there. Otherwise, the shelter is just cramping her style, y'all, how dare they close at a reasonable time in the late afternoon or early evening! They need to start accounting for Hamber not getting up until noon. Or three. Or five.
Bought a "budgeting book" to keep mounds of cash in the house, supposedly for different area so an adult's life, but mostly to flex on her viewers, and advertise to theieves that she's keeping mounds of cash in your apartment. She's basically just taking the cash from the safe container of the bank and putting it into another container - an envelope with a label on it. Bought some other uninteresting crap to junk up the place. Went shopping, again, for HABAs and other stuiff that she had to narrate through VO because she still doesn't get that incidental music one hears in places like stores is not going to get you a copyright strike. And I can't stand VOLynn.
Ozempic. More groceries, because why the fuck not add another layer to the crap she won't use or use by its expiry? Lean Cuisine knockoff of KFC's Famous Bowl and she hates it, LOL. Next meal: rotisserie chicken, corn, salad, the latter of which she uses to produce for that feeder coin. Next meal: ghastly scrambled eggs and a veggie burger, plus cheese, in a tortilla. So much for that "I'm cooking all my meals" phase that lasted about as average as she usually does with these.
Best of all! Another addition to the excuses she will use to quit Ozempic, this time telling us she took her shot and felt nothing. Must not be working, Hamber! I think you should quit it, because clearly, it does not wok for your medical mystery of a body. The End.
Obviously. - Me
full day of eating, come shopping with me, & increasing ozempic dosage | vlog 9 - August 14, 2022
Oh, FFS. What did I say before? 90% food content? Yeah, that seems about right, I think. Let's take a look at the shitty food she's assembling today, and what useless crap she buys that she'll never use.
Hey guise!
Hey, Ham!
Stupid intro. Bleh to your molment, gorl.
Hoo boy, hang on a second.I have The Narc Alert's thing going in my background, watching Hamber cook shitty food back in 2018. Hamber says she is going to close out the video because she noticed that when she eats on camera she eats FASTER. I think TNA and I both said "Hang on...." at the same instant. I seem to recall Fat Ham telling us she liked to eat on camera because it made her slow down and made her "more mindful" about her eating.
If you want to see some of her aggressive, front/canine teeth chewing, and quick swallows, start the video here (bonus great view of the nasty slop she made in this video). The entire video is an offense against food and cooking. TNA cooks afterward, a nice Greek-inspired stuffed chicken breast with Brussels sprouts.
Anyway, just a tiny interlude so we can all remember just how self-contradictory Hamber is, as if any of us were under any illusions otherwise.
And now, on we go with our current shitshow.
What, now we're not getting dates on the video? Guess she's fucking with the timeline again.
OMG. I am not a makeup person. I don't wear it, I don't give a shit about other people wearing it. i don't care for discussions of it. However. Hamber claims people asked her about the glitter eye shadow she wears, and come on, gorl, you haven't worn makeup for weeks. Nobody is asking this. She gives the brand and says the color is "Glee 07". Even I, as a non-makeup person, can figure out that it probably says GLI 07. She then holds the bottom of the bottle far too close to the camera for it to focus, eventually understanding she needs to pull it back. As she does, she says "Glee is spelled G-L-I-E." just before it's far enough for the camera to show...GLI 07. Dumbass.
Her MG,W, is mumbling something offscreen after Hamber claims to be a"glitter queen". Hate to break this to you, but the only thing you're queen of is poor choices in profile views.
Getting that bullfrog neck like the Beckster! Good job!
Rarity sighting! So cute! And Hamber not wrecking the scene! For about five seconds. Fucking hell, Fat Ham, do you have to interrupt the pet sighting every single time? I know, I know, this is YOUR channel, not theirs, and we should go watch them on their own channel. Such a jealous bitch, always needing the spotlight on yourself.
Shows her performative donation stuff for the shelter which - surprise surprise! - is still sitting in the boxes, not donated. They haven't taken it over because she was sick, and her MG,W, works so much and the shelters close so early, andandand. I guess if you don't get up before noon and take three hours to get ready to waddle your way out of the house. But I took a look in her area, and anywhere from 2 PM to 6 PM is "early" for Fat Ham and her schedule. Take an Uber or call a cab, GenerousLynn. Or, just leave it sitting there until the rest of the hoard slowly absorbs it and we never hear of it again.
WASH YOUR NASTY, GREASY HAIR, YOU PIG.
And stop making us seasick with your low-hold, upward angle while you waddle around the apartment that you barely leave except to spend money unwisely. Instead, show us the crap you didn't need that you ordered from Amazon so you didn't have to leave the apartment at all!
Some kind of "budgeting book" to put real cash money into instead of "just using my bank". Yes, why bother with an institution where your money is safe and secure, insured against bank failure (up to $250,000 per account). Fuck that. Just pull out cash and stick it in a binder - but only after you put labels on the sections in that binder, as a natural extension of your nutty habit of taking things out of perfectly good containers and putting them in inferior containers that make those things work less well than they would have had you just left them in place. Then, film yourself doing this and blast it out to the internet! Bonus: if you get burgled in your so-well-known-location to the point people know your exact address, the cash is entirely untraceable!
Blood pressure machine with a cuff that will not adequately or properly be able to measure her blood pressure. She's still claiming her blood pressure was perfect, and that she's "proud" of that. Whatever.
Mini muffin tin, which she says she wants to use to make "egg cups" and we will never, ever, see her make that or anything else with this tin.
Aaaand a book: True Facts that aren't BS. I guess that means she's going to read to us, as if her life wasn't boring enough as it is. She just lurves random facts, guise. FFS. here's how it works, guise: she's going to read the FIRST ONE! Revolutionary! Hippo sweat is pink. Blah blah. I don't care.
Shopping. More candy protein bars. New HABAs. A "toothpaste moment". IT IS NOT A FUCKING MOMENT, YOU STUPID CUNT. Don't care, don't care. All this is coming in a VO, btw. Fast forwarding through the rest.
Back to her stuffing cash under her mattress binder plan. Did your MG,W, suggest this? Does she know how much you're putting in? Where you keep the binder? Does she put any in, since you said she pays her way? I recall when Hamber advertised that she kept 1500 bucks on hand all the time. She rapidly stopped that practice after her audience pointed out how stupid that was. I'm sure they'll be doing the same thing now because THIIS IS FUCKING STUPID.
Asked her community what "series" they liked the best, and what the fuck does it matter? All the "series" are the same goddamned thing. Don't care, skipping and moving on.
JFC how long does she rattle on about this fucking "series" bullshit? It does not matter. They are all the same. Get that through your heads, people.
0.50 on the Ozempic shots. Blah blah. LOL, claims she had willpower and motivation along with the Ozempic, and no, loser, the O is doing your work.
Groceries. Again. Goddamn, Hamber, stop going to the grocery store every other fucking day. Junk, junk, sausage, Hawaiian bread, a bunch of frozen dinners. So, what happened to "I'm cooking all my meals", LiarLynn? "Ozempic makes me want to eat healthier." Sure, Fatty, sure. Using plastic bags for groceries, eats shit that's packaged in plastic. So much for that being able to "taste" the plastic claim. But do continue o add more to your already gigantic carbon footprint, WastefuLynn.
In bed, because she isn't feeling the greatest - as usual - and she's going to try the Lean Cuisine ripoff of the KFC Famous Bowl. And hey, look at that, it looks like the same vomit bowl as KFC!
Giant bowl 'o carbs!
Only five more minutes of this Sitch, you can do it! Push through that discomfort, what Hamber can't do! Prove yourself! It's like that final rep on the "go until muscle failure" final set of a lift routine! GRRRRRRAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHHH!
Next, please!
She says it "smells better" than the KFC bowl, and I think probably you shouldn't admit that the shit food you eat smells like shit. FFS. The part she's"most concerned"about is - wait for it - the chicken. Because chicken creeps her out you know. Just eat it. Meat absolutely does NOT creep you out. LOL. She hates it.
You got schmutz around your mouth. Where's your napkin, EtiquetteLynn?
She thinks she just needs to put it back into the microwave because she likes her potatoes "super hot". Hot to the point where visible steam is rising from it, as is happening in this video?
SMIDGEL is not a word.
OK, wait. the title of the video is "full day of eating". After showing us the dog vomit in a bowl she just showed us, now we get another full meal that looks like dinner: a chunk of rotisserie chicken, salad with cheese, and corn with onions and peppers. Another hoe-made meal, clearly. Keep "cooking" all your meals, Hamber!
Time to collect those FeederBux! Be sure to look directly at yourself while you use your "smallest hands" to shovel in that salad as you unhinge your jaw!
Perfection!
"The simplicity of the salad, but how good it tastes? I don't get i."
I can assure you that no one else gets what fucking point you're trying to make, either. Next time, try some coherence as your salad dressing.
"Corn just slaps." All right, let's have a little heart to fucking heart, shall we? Who out there in YT land has she watched who has started trying to bring back "slaps" from the dead? KNOCK IT OFF. It was stupid when it was in vogue and it's stupid now.
She "cooked the corn on the stove, like sauteed it." Basic fucking cooking terms and methods should not be out of your range of knowledge when you are 31 years old.
Next meal: she made a quesadilla. "Per one tortilla is blah calories." Hamber is just so fucking retarded about how to speak it is like she's from another goddamned planet. "One tortilla is blah calories." Speak like you fucking know the language, you moronic cunt. One serving of shredded cheese and then this. She slides what looks like literal dog shit on the tortilla. Think I'm kidding?
"You guys are gonna be, like whaaaaht? Whaaaaht is this?"
No, that's your line, Fatty. We, on the other hand, know this is just your revolting eggs with veggie burger because you eat like a preteen left at home alone. 1
"This is shto good together. I am liiiidderally obsessed."
No, you're literally in posession of room temperature IQ.
"Oh my gawd, I'm starved."
No. You are not starved or malnourished. She btook a bite out of the tortilla. just that. None of her bullshit folded inside it.
Says she just took her Oz shot and she feels nothing. So she's going with willpower, "like the queen that I am". This is the second time in this video she has called herself a "queen" of something, and it's about as valid and applicable as her crowning herself the "queen of moderation": not at all.
"Slay," she says, smacking away like a fucking cow chewing its cud. One, "slay" can go straight back to hell with "slaps". Two, whichever feeder paid for this shit is getting their wanking money's worth. Good job, Hamber. Hope those FeederBux are worth it.
Blah blah blah "Shto good," she pronounces it, since that is the only descriptor she knows for food or anything else.
She's getting lazy again, everybody - every time her videos start skipping her idiotic signoff bit and goes straight to outro or black, she's hating life again. Can't wait for the Quitting Ozempic era and the next "Well, um, I binged." video.Release that kraken of hoovering down all the things you denied yourself, Hamber!
TL;DW/R: No dates in this video, so who knows when the pieces in it were shot. Makeup nonsense, still hasn't taken the donation to the homeless shelter, because they "close early" and you know she isn't getting up early for anything except to creep on the cancer center as if she belongs there. Otherwise, the shelter is just cramping her style, y'all, how dare they close at a reasonable time in the late afternoon or early evening! They need to start accounting for Hamber not getting up until noon. Or three. Or five.
Bought a "budgeting book" to keep mounds of cash in the house, supposedly for different area so an adult's life, but mostly to flex on her viewers, and advertise to theieves that she's keeping mounds of cash in your apartment. She's basically just taking the cash from the safe container of the bank and putting it into another container - an envelope with a label on it. Bought some other uninteresting crap to junk up the place. Went shopping, again, for HABAs and other stuiff that she had to narrate through VO because she still doesn't get that incidental music one hears in places like stores is not going to get you a copyright strike. And I can't stand VOLynn.
Ozempic. More groceries, because why the fuck not add another layer to the crap she won't use or use by its expiry? Lean Cuisine knockoff of KFC's Famous Bowl and she hates it, LOL. Next meal: rotisserie chicken, corn, salad, the latter of which she uses to produce for that feeder coin. Next meal: ghastly scrambled eggs and a veggie burger, plus cheese, in a tortilla. So much for that "I'm cooking all my meals" phase that lasted about as average as she usually does with these.
Best of all! Another addition to the excuses she will use to quit Ozempic, this time telling us she took her shot and felt nothing. Must not be working, Hamber! I think you should quit it, because clearly, it does not wok for your medical mystery of a body. The End.
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When was the last time hamfat made a video that didn’t involve food in some way?
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It's the face a fat, evil gorlblin would make as it starts eating you alive.
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Amber asking her girlfriend if hippos sweat fucking killed me. You already said you don't, hamham!
I couldn't even get to the dumb crêpe/cheese/quesadilla clip she clickbaited me with. Thank you so much @Situation Type Deal Gorl for your hilarious recaps, you the realest.
I couldn't even get to the dumb crêpe/cheese/quesadilla clip she clickbaited me with. Thank you so much @Situation Type Deal Gorl for your hilarious recaps, you the realest.
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So Amber must be watching "cash stuffing" videos. where some lady just films herself counting out money and putting it in different pouches in a binder.
In regards to her vocabulary and ability to speak like an adult... I believe that Amber does not spend very much time in conversation with anyone, not even her My Girlfriend. The way she describes things, and structures her sentences etc. reminds me of youtube content farm videos which she probably spends all day watching. You know the videos with a catchy/click bait title that are narrated by a professional narrator but the sentence structure is obviously from a bad Chinese to English translation..yet the narrator flawlessly says absolutely absurd sounding sentences.
(If you've never seen these videos the channel name is always something super simple..like this from a channel called Stream. Its hilarious to hear the narrator (or really good text to speech) read the chinglish. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s6cqxNE71M)
In regards to her vocabulary and ability to speak like an adult... I believe that Amber does not spend very much time in conversation with anyone, not even her My Girlfriend. The way she describes things, and structures her sentences etc. reminds me of youtube content farm videos which she probably spends all day watching. You know the videos with a catchy/click bait title that are narrated by a professional narrator but the sentence structure is obviously from a bad Chinese to English translation..yet the narrator flawlessly says absolutely absurd sounding sentences.
(If you've never seen these videos the channel name is always something super simple..like this from a channel called Stream. Its hilarious to hear the narrator (or really good text to speech) read the chinglish. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s6cqxNE71M)