Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Bibbity Bobbity]

So Amber must be watching "cash stuffing" videos. where some lady just films herself counting out money and putting it in different pouches in a binder.

Soooo, how does this work? Maybe if the US was still an agrarian economy.

Amber is not paid in cash, so that's a trip to the bank, where she has to physically go in, (should be too much for an ATM withdrawal) and cash out all that month's income. UNLESS MY GF IS ALSO ON THE ACCOUNT.

Then, bring home the money and divide it up. I'm so sure the landlord takes cash. As does Netflix...so where does that earmarked money go? You can't send cash through the mail. A lot of in person vendors don't even take cash. Take the cash back to the bank, and then say pay Netflix? Fucking hell.

Can you even pay Doordash or UberEats in cash? Doubt it.

Or, set everything up once on your computer and *blink*. The bank or VISA could even partition the money into spending categories.

Just curious about how this works... unless GF is about to take a month's cash and run.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

There is no earthly reason why she needs to do the envelope stuffing. Her entire life is online.

If she wants to do some kind of physical representation of what she's blowing her money on, she could just order some play money from amazon and use that to put into the envelopes. Why she's bothering, I have no idea. It isn't as if she will do this for more than the first stuff or take any lessons away from doing it.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Amber is not paid in cash, so that's a trip to the bank, where she has to physically go in, (should be too much for an ATM withdrawal) and cash out all that month's income.

Then, bring home the money and divide it up. I'm so sure the landlord takes cash. As does Netflix...so where does that earmarked money go? You can't send cash through the mail. A lot of in person vendors don't even take cash. Take the cash back to the bank, and then say pay Netflix?

Her showing all the envelopes reminded me of her showing all her agendas and telling us where they will be used. We never heard about them ever.

For most of us, it is becoming a cashless society and the most cash we should keep is about £200/$200/€200 in case of emergency. Netflix, Torrid, Amazon, utilities, and so on, as you said, do not take cash. Drug dealers take cash but this is it.

What she is doing does not make sense. I am not sure if she really is going to do it, or if she is doing it to have engagement with her audience. I guess all those envelopes will end up in the box to give to the homeless shelter.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

The cash thing is stupid. Everybody should keep  some cash around the house for emergencies. But as said already, we're pretty much a cashless society these days. For example, I pay nearly all my bills online. There are a couple of bills each month I prefer to pay by mailing a check only because I track that expense closely on a monthly basis.

But trying to pay the utilities, credit cards, and most other bills in cash is nothing but one big pain in the ass and requires a lot of running around here and there.

What advantages Fat Brain could gain by doing this is completely beyond me. Unless she likes to get naked and roll around in a pile of stripper-tip one dollar bills spread all over the bed. Gross.

 

[FatalTater]

I don't wanna watch BoringLynn but I glanced at the archive and... did she actually show any cash or did she just wipe her giant baby hands all over a newly purchased organizer?

I'm betting the envelope thing is a sponsored item and she was doing an ad for it before tossing it into a Goodwill box.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I predict that the boxes will move to a closet and in a few months they'll forget what they ever bought them for.

She never did film herself dropping off her first round of charity, did she?

Nope. She just said in passing that they dropped the stuff off. One, I don't believe her, and two, "they" woul have meant Becky, by herself, anyhow.

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GivingLynn. She'd buy out the dollar store, pack it all in boxes, then build a fortress out of it until she and her MGW had the time intheir very, very busy schedules to drop it off.

"Why are so many people asking if I'm autistic, tee hee?" I know what happened. She got into the way autistic autistic TikTok, decided she had symptoms, and asked herself this to stir shit up before she saddlesherself with yet another muh mentalz. We'll get a self=diagnosis any day. "So, I'm like, on the spectrum, per se. So I'm not, like, fully autistic. I'm, like, high functioning, if you will. Which means my rational side* can still come through, but I'm like, having all these symptoms. It's crazy."

* Referencing another Q&A where she asked herself if loud noises made her anxious, and said yes, but the "rational side" of her blah blah blah. Just another item as she checks off a list of symptoms to mention online in some fashion. This bitch ain't autistic, as if we had to spell that out.

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If I quit my job and became butler, chauffeur, cook, caretaker, main, and general fetchbot to someon, then wiped that someone's ass as part of my duties, and they treated me as poorly as Hamber treated Becky, up to and including taking me away from my dying mother, I wouldn't have been whispering. As soon as I left that fucking sty, I would have started making videos to dump everything I knew and went through with that someone. Finally recouping all the pay I didn't receive for four years of bullshit,.

I don't wanna watch BoringLynn but I glanced at the archive and... did she actually show any cash or did she just wipe her giant baby hands all over a newly purchased organizer?

No money, just describing the thing and fondling it.

I'm betting the envelope thing is a sponsored item and she was doing an ad for it before tossing it into a Goodwill box.

If it were, she'd have to make it known, prominently. Not a sponsor. Why would anyone sponsor her for anything?

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

This era is the worst. I will never understand her collecting mentulz like they're badges of honor. She's already super ultra fat with a mid-range double digit IQ, but I guess that isn't enough. And this whole "ozempic makes me want to eat healthy" storyline is bullshit. That's not how it works. And since she isn't changing anything about her lifestyle, any weight she manages to lose will come back, and then some.
Has she admitted she has the beetus? She's looking rough, her knuckles are darker, and her arms have more sores on them than I remember. Maybe she's just gross and unwashed and it's making it more obvious.

“I’m the most hated YouTuber”

The delusion of grandeur is real. People don't even know who she is outside of this tiny corner of the internet.

"I don't like sitting back in chairs." Go fuck yourself. Such "content".

But... she's always sitting? Like, that's her default. Is it specifically chairs because she's afraid it will break? Or because she doesn't fit?

She is so bad at lying, she’s so retarded she’s incapable of remembering anything she says.

Remember she had aphantasia a couple months ago? Yet here she is visualising and seeing colours on a horizontal alphabet!



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Oops got called out! Gotta waddle back on that one and lah again!

She is SO desperate to be uNiQuE aNd QuIrKy, she has given herself aphantasia AND synesthesia with zero sense of irony.

Everyone sweats it's how we cool down..

Not pigs.

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Posting* this here for the next time anyone dares to suggest maybe ALR is just trolling by pretending to be very stupid.

*Shamelessly stolen from Reddit

Edit to save the retards some time: she is referring to the .50 shot so this is not in reference to whatever the fuck happened the first week of Ozempic that she keeps cryptically reminding us about but also refusing to actually discuss.

This HAS to be trolling though. There is no way someone is this stupid. Does she think she's just a bag of liquid sloshing around?

I predict that the boxes will move to a closet and in a few months they'll forget what they ever bought them for.

She never did film herself dropping off her first round of charity, did she?

If you mean that time she bought stuff and then like a month later is was in the background just sitting there still, she never mentioned it. Considering she always films herself with that shit, I doubt it.

 

[giga melt]

Amber can't order food with cash unless it's pizza (and some places won't take cash at the door anymore even in then booniest of boondocks) so I feel like she just watched a dumb video on youtube about it and mentioned it in her vlog and that's it. She won't actually do it. There's no reason to. Unless, of course, she's projecting because wifey is doing that with her own cash and Amber just can't help talking about it.

Anyone else notice the snacks box for the homeless shelter was mysteriously less full? Hmm...

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Place your bets! When will she bail on Ozempic?

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Gah, I am old-fag, and I remember doing the money in envelope thing.

But then again, I also would walk/ride a bike/drive a car to the office of the utility I was paying/rental office/whatever and pay. And groceries were bought with cash, because credit cards were such a pain in the ass to use - had to be zipped on the ol' carbon paper receipt machine, verify the copy went on all three papers and was legible, then sign hard enough for it to be legible on all three carbon copies.

What I mean to say is that I remember doing exactly this, and it was DECADES ago. Big AL needs to catch up with the times.

 

[R-2E-054]

So you mean to tell me that meat creeps her out, eggs creep her out, plastic creeps her out, broccoli stalks creep her out, and so much more... but she'll take stacks of cash from the bank? For someone supposedly so hyper-aware of germs, I don't think she realizes how many germs are on money.

(Also, a fun fact: more than 3 out of 4 bills have traces of cocaine on them.)

 

[FatalTater]

If it were, she'd have to make it known, prominently.

I forgot about that.
Maybe the thing was part of that "buying shit from Amazon for no damn reason" thing that she was doing for a while.

 

[Elk Sausage]

Place your bets! When will she bail on Ozempic?

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How many weeks on Ozempic has it been? 3? If she has been honest about how it's working for her and she truly hasn't been able to binge, then she will probably bail any day now. She is going to crack, force so much food down her gullet that she's going to make herself sick and make a vlog detailing about how Ozempic doesn't help "muh mentalz" so she needs to diet and work on her mental health without the medication. She enjoys 'binging', she plans it and does nothing to prevent it, "I feel like binging, but I'm not going to" then later in the same video admitting she binged. She can't indulge and it's probably driving her crazy, no midnight snacks lol.

 

[Bigbadyeet]

Blaming neckless for this is a new low, even for the beast.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

So Amber must be watching "cash stuffing" videos. where some lady just films herself counting out money and putting it in different pouches in a binder.

Soooo, how does this work? Maybe if the US was still an agrarian economy.

Amber is not paid in cash, so that's a trip to the bank, where she has to physically go in, (should be too much for an ATM withdrawal) and cash out all that month's income. UNLESS MY GF IS ALSO ON THE ACCOUNT.

Then, bring home the money and divide it up. I'm so sure the landlord takes cash. As does Netflix...so where does that earmarked money go? You can't send cash through the mail. A lot of in person vendors don't even take cash. Take the cash back to the bank, and then say pay Netflix? Fucking hell.

Can you even pay Doordash or UberEats in cash? Doubt it.

Or, set everything up once on your computer and *blink*. The bank or VISA could even partition the money into spending categories.

Just curious about how this works... unless GF is about to take a month's cash and run.

I wondered the same. Debt journey cows are a minor interest of mine. I've seen cash stuffers trying to pay off literally 17 credit cards. I've seen more than a few of them end up losing hundreds-thousands of dollars at once because they left their envelopes or binder somewhere like in their car or their purse in a grocery cart.

It's also worthy to note that most cash stuffers with the binders and everything are technically on debt free journeys and they're so shit with money that they feel the need to listen to everything Dave Ramsey says, including to do this archaic shitty system where so many things can go wrong. Because why bother balancing your bank account when you're already "budgeting?" Amber's consooming ass probably just thought look at this "kyoot" binder and do envelopes because she likes to larp as an organizer from time to time, but my main association with cash stuffing is making me "hmm."

I've seen cash stuffers stuff for everything from Disney trips (okay, but then you have to transfer all that money back to the bank when it's time to actually go to Disney World), pet care, nose jobs (I am dead fucking serious), etc. This is like the old proverbial money under the mattress but more inane. There are bank accounts that let you set up different "saving buckets" etc. Do it at a bank separate from your main one and you won't be dipping into it like a cookie jar.

Spoiler: toilet bitching about how much she hates customers that only carry cash

Also I can tell you right now that as someone that regularly runs self checkout that our machines regularly stop taking/paying cash and I have to transfer so many fucktards that cannot read THREE warnings that the machine they are on does not take cash. "Oh, but I only have cash." Boo hoo. Learn to read. I also regularly have my tills cleaned out when I do a manned register because so many people treat the cash register like a bank till and want $100+ in cash back. Some of these people have also screamed at me because they wanted a specific bill or had to have "pretty" $20s for a birthday and I only had torn dog eared ones. My company started implementing cash back fees to try to combat that and people scream at me over it. Any transaction where someone pays over $400 in cash must be cleared by a supervisor in an attempt to screen for fraud. I've had old ladies scream at me over how unfair this is because it was all they had. Yep, totally my fault, you got me. I could go on.

I despise cash.

The cash thing is stupid. Everybody should keep  some cash around the house for emergencies. But as said already, we're pretty much a cashless society these days. For example, I pay nearly all my bills online. There are a couple of bills each month I prefer to pay by mailing a check only because I track that expense closely on a monthly basis.

But trying to pay the utilities, credit cards, and most other bills in cash is nothing but one big pain in the ass and requires a lot of running around here and there.

What advantages Fat Brain could gain by doing this is completely beyond me. Unless she likes to get naked and roll around in a pile of stripper-tip one dollar bills spread all over the bed. Gross.

I have family in Finland and while they've gone almost entirely digital due to covid (tap is highly encouraged and is practically everywhere), there has recently been recommendations to keep some money in cash in case Russia decides to hack their banking systems in retaliation for wanting to join NATO. I asked said family how much money the government was recommending one save. The response I got was "nothing crazy, just 100 euros so you can at least buy groceries. The banks would probably only be offline for a couple hours."

I personally find carrying more than $20 in my wallet extremely stressful. I don't even like carrying $20 as it is. At least if I lost my debit card or got mugged (or heaven forbid, my identity stolen) I can at least tell the bank what happened and I'll get my money back. With cash, since I already took it out, tough shit. I am stunned we never saw Amber lose the $1500 in her purse. Probably helped that she rarely goes anywhere to begin with.

 

[Trees]

Ah, I remember when Becky was talking about being excited to see a doctor and get her diabetes under control post breakup, and Amber incredulously asked, "you can't go to the doctor with us together?"

She's a cunt who needs to explain why she couldn't go to the doctor when they were together.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Blaming neckless for this is a new low, even for the beast.
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Gee Amber, it's almost like Becky might have had other things on her mind at that time.

 

[FatalTater]

Blaming neckless for this is a new low, even for the beast.
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This is the same bish that had to eat first before getting help when she cut herself back in the day. LiarLynn is a grown-ass adult, she could have gotten Becky to take her to a doctor. Lord knows she sent Becky on midnight McD's trips enough to make me think she wouldn't have said no.

ALTHOUGH! When Amber was with Becky they lived in Monticello and most doctors and the hospital were in Somerset. One does not go to the hospital in Somerset and expect a good outcome. Lexington is better...but Becky was still around when they first moved to Lexington...Fuck this I am not letting IllogicalLynn give me a headache.

I will spite watch one of KindaGoodKindaBeck's videos with adblock turned off to make up for this injustice.
With the sound off.
And in another tab so I don't actually have to see it.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Blaming neckless for this is a new low, even for the beast.
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I think this is the truth. I can see Becky being minimalizing and mean and thinking Amberlynn is just hyperbolizing a tummy ache. Not saying Amberlynn has no responsibility and Becky wasn't worn down by years of whining over nothing.

 

[Bigbadyeet]

I think this is the truth. I can see Becky being minimalizing and mean and thinking Amberlynn is just hyperbolizing a tummy ache. Not saying Amberlynn has no responsibility and Becky wasn't worn down by years of whining over nothing.

Becky was a doormat and did whatever Amber said, if she said she wanted to go to the hospital she would have brought her or was abused for it.

Remember the tantrums Amber admitted to where she said she would cry and say “why don’t you love me?” if she didn’t bring her to get food?

Amber is just extremely fat and extremely lazy and didn’t want to go in case it was weight related.