Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Surprised Pikachu]

Returning (oh god) to the leaky laygs / gunt for just a second.. I’m sure it couldn’t possibly interfere with having 5 hour sex marathons and 12 orgasms a day?

When My Gorlfriend, Wipey is done with Amber I’m sure the U.S. Government could use her skillz in some bio-engineering warfare testing laboratory or something. Goddamn.

(And thanks, hugs and my appreciation to everyone who took the time to explain lymphoedema. It sounds absolutely horrendous and I hope everyone affected gets better soon. Except Amber, she’s a cunt).

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

It can have an odor which is why you must be meticulous with cleaning and dressing the area. We all know how well Amber takes care of herself. As another poster said, for her to be going to therapy now, it must be really bad.

LOL, as if she's going to go to any treatment for it. You know what long-term treatments are? Expensive.

Guess you should have picked up some health insurance, Hamber. Having a card through some outfit that negotiates pricing for self-pay patients is not insurance.

She claims her legs don't leak because she's healthy, just big. She also has "a lymphedema" on her stomach/gunt/stomachgunt.

She's a liar. In addition to black being a slimming color, it's also better at hiding non-white staining. No doubt in my mind she leaks like a sieve, especially on those ultra-high sodium days.

I just want to point out this picture was taken during the time ALR was simply “physically unable” to film because of her debilitating bipolar related depression.

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HTF would she know about life happening? She ignores the world as much as possible.

She didn’t even have the good sense to deny it. Probably because her focus now is pretending she showers and changes clothes so suggesting the same outfit was worn on different days is worse than admitting what an attention seeking thirst trap munchie you are.
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I'll keep repeating this until I'm bluein the face: she isn't bipolar. No fucking way. And what a convenient ang-zie-tee attack. Fuck you, Hamber. No sympathy from me.

 

[Awkwafina]

So basically, absolutely nothing happened just like we thought. Love that for her!

 

[Bigbadyeet]

LOL, as if she's going to go to any treatment for it. You know what long-term treatments are? Expensive.

More like long-term treatments require some effort and consistency to work.

For example: She would have no problem paying $12000 for a treatment that works immediately, but she would not pay $1000 a month for a treatment that works over 12 months but has the same effect.

Exactly why the ozempic arc should be over quickly.

 

[beansoup]

I just want to point out this picture was taken during the time ALR was simply “physically unable” to film because of her debilitating bipolar related depression.

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She didn’t even have the good sense to deny it. Probably because her focus now is pretending she showers and changes clothes so suggesting the same outfit was worn on different days is worse than admitting what an attention seeking thirst trap munchie you are.
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Imagine if the rest of us just didn't go into work because "muh mentals"
There are good people that struggle with their mental health daily and still hold full-time jobs, take care of family, or do otherwise unpleasant things. Ordinary people don't get the luxury of just saying "fuck it" and staying in bed all day and it chaps my ass that this bint makes a mockery of a very real problem that people suffer with and from. She's just a spoiled brat that's been coddled her whole life.

 

[Angry Nipple]

Not sure if this was already mentioned but she said she’s been watching Shameless a lot in her Instagram Q&A. That’s probably where she’s currently getting her ideas of what bipolar looks like. And lol at “give me a break for once.” Your entire life is a break, bitch. Get back to work! Anyways, here’s some more Q&A bullshit.

That is absolutely not a pet, but by all means, feel free to try your hand at panther-keeping.

Might have to, eh? For anniversary gifts or legal aid?

She’s not creative or dedicated enough to do this. Even if she were, she would still find a way to make them mind-numbingly boring. She’d include the most unfunny and cringeworthy shit.

You do fucking nothing all day and night. Just close your eyes, bitch. Also, that’s not how melatonin works. You’re supposed to take it to regulate your sleep cycle and if you did that, you might not be awake at 5 am. Try some Benadryl… with any luck, you’ll earn a visit from the hat man!

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

Returning (oh god) to the leaky laygs / gunt for just a second.. I’m sure it couldn’t possibly interfere with having 5 hour sex marathons and 12 orgasms a day?

When My Gorlfriend, Wipey is done with Amber I’m sure the U.S. Government could use her skillz in some bio-engineering warfare testing laboratory or something. Goddamn.

(And thanks, hugs and my appreciation to everyone who took the time to explain lymphoedema. It sounds absolutely horrendous and I hope everyone affected gets better soon. Except Amber, she’s a cunt).

……….what do you think the lube is?

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

I can't remember specifically who it was but there was a woman on M600lbL who had severe, severe lymphedema in her legs. She was eventually hospitalized for it and they had actual pans under the bed because the fluid was beading on her skin and dripping off down to the floor. IIRC the doctor said her legs weighed nearly 200 lbs.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

So basically, absolutely nothing happened just like we thought. Love that for her!

They prolly took over one hour to deliver her Orunje Chikinn AND it was only for a family of 5, not a family of 6, the no good bastards. To help pass the time, I bet Fatty was picking at her scars while she waited for that.

 

[A Widdle Woach]

So basically, absolutely nothing happened just like we thought. Love that for her!

Good grief. It’s not that it’s “easier” for her to make a video about this, it’s that she can’t use it for click bait and get ad revenue on instagram.
It’s kind of amazing how manipulative she is for someone so stupid. Does she really think people don’t see right through her bull shit?

 

[TC-P]

……….what do you think the lube is?

Fuck you I dry heaved!!!!! I am so telling FBI Frank to hunt you down.

 

[Awkwafina]

Yes, and just to add to this, Amber’s lymphedema is caused by obesity and cellulitis which damages the lymphatic system. There sometimes is a genetic component, but this is not the case here.

It can have an odor which is why you must be meticulous with cleaning and dressing the area. We all know how well Amber takes care of herself. As another poster said, for her to be going to therapy now, it must be really bad.

this might be a dumb question and I know others have already gone in-depth into it - but I didn't really see anything about this specifically. Does everyone with lymphedema leak fluid? I'm just having a hard time wrapping my head around the idea that AL has been leaking from her laygs for all these years and just now decided to do something about it. No one in the gaycare ever said anything to her? Not even Destiny? I don't get it...

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

Fuck you I dry heaved!!!!! I am so telling FBI Frank to hunt you down.

Good luck catching me bitches !

 

[Yellow Monday]

this might be a dumb question and I know others have already gone in-depth into it - but I didn't really see anything about this specially. Does everyone with lymphedema leak fluid? I'm just having a hard time wrapping my head around the idea that AL has been leaking from her laygs for all these years and just now decided to do something about it. No one in the gaycare ever said anything to her? Not even Destiny? I don't get it...

If caught early, not usually. Also depends on where the lymphoedema is located. Legs are very likely, arm/stomach not so much. My family member just kept covering up with dressings and resting her ulcered legs on puppy pads to catch the leaks. She lived alone, so we didn’t know.

How Amber got away with it - money buys silence?

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I can't remember specifically who it was but there was a woman on M600lbL who had severe, severe lymphedema in her legs. She was eventually hospitalized for it and they had actual pans under the bed because the fluid was beading on her skin and dripping off down to the floor. IIRC the doctor said her legs weighed nearly 200 lbs.

This is true. You cannot control the leakage. It's like Niagra Falls... slowly I turn. (Loves me some Stooges).

Even with bandages, the bottom of my bed would be crusty in the morning from leakage. It's gross, it hurts like fuck, and unless you commit to a wound center, it ain't gonna get better.

For fuck's sake, I'll gladly post the pics of my legs when I finally gave in and said I can't control this shit and I need help.

I can't even imagine how bad her legs are. The wound center was loaded with old deathfat diabetic fuckers riding their scootypoofs in and out for treatment.

No, I didn't take pics. But many of them made Shelf-Ass herself look svelte.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

……….what do you think the lube is?

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

……….what do you think the lube is?

Soy sauce. And not that "lite" shit, either, dammit!

 

[miss moz]

this might be a dumb question and I know others have already gone in-depth into it - but I didn't really see anything about this specifically. Does everyone with lymphedema leak fluid? I'm just having a hard time wrapping my head around the idea that AL has been leaking from her laygs for all these years and just now decided to do something about it. No one in the gaycare ever said anything to her? Not even Destiny? I don't get it...

If I recall correctly, Destiny did indeed comment one time while changing the sheets that Al’s legs always leaked at night on the sheets.

 

[Rattus Ebrius]

Had a family member with lymphedema. If you have it, you are required to mitigate it as much as possible (compression socks, compression leg apparatuses, etc) and deal with what it causing it asap (morbid obesity) because otherwise it'll only get worse. Family member had the same reaction that ALR had- "fuck it, I'll deal with it when its life threatening." Which is why both that family member and ALR can barely walk, or function in any way without the help of others.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

If I recall correctly, Destiny did indeed comment one time while changing the sheets that Al’s legs always leaked at night on the sheets.

Yet another reason for an educated, healthy, athletic, hard working 20-something to move hundreds of miles across the country. It must be those leaky elephantine legs that turn Jade on for those 5 hour sex sessions.