Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

She (and/or My Girlfriend Wipey) is out here being a full-force cunt on Instagram, of course. It’s one of the only things she can do consistently.

Spoiler: GrammarLynn

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Ah, yes, the "luxery" apartments. Listen, Hamber's My Gorlfriend, Wipey, you're gonna have to up your game if you want to hang out with Perfect GrammarLynn. Or at least use spellcheck.

Spoiler: VictimLynn

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Oh, look, it's Hamber's My Gorlfriend, Wipey's PSY101 class, raising its stupid head once more.

Spoiler: LividLynn

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You shared a couple ofdolcuments, you mendacious cunt, one of which was clearly an order for a scan. Speaking of, how did that last scan go? Oops, sorry, forgot: you're too fucking fat to fit in the machines. "Cancer would be my rock bottom." - HamberLynn Greed,.

Spoiler: DelusionalLynn

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Says the whore who always has another fish on the line before the current fish dumps her fat fucking shelf ass.

Spoiler: LoserLynn

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LOL. ArrogantLynn, thinking she exists for 99% of us outside certain very specific places on the internet.

I'll add a couple, taken off Reddit. There are some lengthy conversations going on over there about her cancer story.

Hate to tell you this, Fatty, but you, too, are just some rando on the internet. And you're a known pathological liar. And you haven't. So.

ETA: I'll point out that the post this refers to is not someone showing "proof" she lied. They are merely pointing out a bunch of plausible things that demonstrate she could be lying. The fact Fatty gets really worked up about certain things - one of her tells, which I keep pointing out but she never changes, making her a lousy poker player - is just the big cherry on top of hat shit sundae.

I know I said something about this previously, when we were trying to figure out the timeline, but I'll say it again: how exactly did she save her baby broter's life from the child-eating curtains again, based on her timeline? I have a multitude of other questions, of course: so all the activities she supposedly did, like soccer, and horseback riding, and going to Disney, and skydiving, and dancing, and so forth: you're telling us that foster families and group homes had enough money for you and all those other kids they had to also feed, clothe, and house, to do all that? Soccer, maybe. It's what you do with fat kids with zero inclination to exercise: stick theminhe backfield or in the goal. The rest, including the winningest winning ever in kor-ree-uh-GRAf-een (or is it kor-REE-uh-graf-een)? Yeah, I call bullshit on your fucking stories, Fat Ham.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

It is only a LUXERY apartment if you avail yourself of the available, luxurious facilities. 24-hour gym, swimming pool, pet spa, fire pit... or just hide in your LUXERY apartment, all day, every day and if by some miracle you have to go somewhere, then wait until it's dark.
You must mean the LUXERY furniture... that was established, when you first moved there, to be from a pay a fortune every week store. LUXERY indeed.
Her Royal Fatness is nothing more than jumped up white trash - look at her eareens or fake purses - LUXERY at it's finest. The only reason she doesn't live in a trailer is because she would go straight through the floor.
Now go take a LUXERY shit in the shower and 'allow' My Gorlfriend to perform her share of the act - wiping you and cleaning out the shower, LUXERY-LYNN.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Ah, yes, the "luxery" apartments. Listen, Hamber's My Gorlfriend, Wipey, you're gonna have to up your game if you want to hang out with Perfect GrammarLynn. Or at least use spellcheck.



Oh, look, it's Hamber's My Gorlfriend, Wipey's PSY101 class, raising its stupid head once more.



You shared a couple ofdolcuments, you mendacious cunt, one of which was clearly an order for a scan. Speaking of, how did that last scan go? Oops, sorry, forgot: you're too fucking fat to fit in the machines. "Cancer would be my rock bottom." - HamberLynn Greed,.



Says the whore who always has another fish on the line before the current fish dumps her fat fucking shelf ass.



LOL. ArrogantLynn, thinking she exists for 99% of us outside certain very specific places on the internet.

I'll add a couple, taken off Reddit. There are some lengthy conversations going on over there about her cancer story.

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Hate to tell you this, Fatty, but you, too, are just some rando on the internet. And you're a known pathological liar. And you haven't. So.

ETA: I'll point out that the post this refers to is not someone showing "proof" she lied. They are merely pointing out a bunch of plausible things that demonstrate she could be lying. The fact Fatty gets really worked up about certain things - one of her tells, which I keep pointing out but she never changes, making her a lousy poker player - is just the big cherry on top of hat shit sundae.

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I know I said something about this previously, when we were trying to figure out the timeline, but I'll say it again: how exactly did she save her baby broter's life from the child-eating curtains again, based on her timeline? I have a multitude of other questions, of course: so all the activities she supposedly did, like soccer, and horseback riding, and going to Disney, and skydiving, and dancing, and so forth: you're telling us that foster families and group homes had enough money for you and all those other kids they had to also feed, clothe, and house, to do all that? Soccer, maybe. It's what you do with fat kids with zero inclination to exercise: stick theminhe backfield or in the goal. The rest, including the winningest winning ever in kor-ree-uh-GRAf-een (or is it kor-REE-uh-graf-een)? Yeah, I call bullshit on your fucking stories, Fat Ham.

My theory is she wrapped the cord from the blinds around her little brother's neck on purpose and then acted like she saved him so she could be a hero and not fat. Speculating of course, but it totally seems like something she would do.

 

[WasabiPasta]

It is only a LUXERY apartment if you avail yourself of the available, luxurious facilities. 24-hour gym, swimming pool, pet spa, fire pit... or just hide in your LUXERY apartment, all day, every day and if by some miracle you have to go somewhere, then wait until it's dark.
You must mean the LUXERY furniture... that was established, when you first moved there, to be from a pay a fortune every week store. LUXERY indeed.
Her Royal Fatness is nothing more than jumped up white trash - look at her eareens or fake purses - LUXERY at it's finest. The only reason she doesn't live in a trailer is because she would go straight through the floor.
Now go take a LUXERY shit in the shower and 'allow' My Gorlfriend to perform her share of the act - wiping you and cleaning out the shower, LUXERY-LYNN.

Hey now, don't you forget the luxery staircase she used that one time with her luxery athlete's feet.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Hey now, don't you forget the luxery staircase she used that one time with her luxery athlete's feet.

Damn, how could I forget. I'd better include the LUXERY Ramen noodles, then and the LUXERY Target, Torrid and Wommart high-fashion. Clothes-horse-Lynn really does dress to impress.

 

[TC-P]

In a previous job, I worked with foster families. There is only one time when a foster child was sent to a rich family. The wife did not work and they had no children. She wanted to have a project and got the hot idea to foster. The child who was sent with them won the lottery. The father flew a small plane for fun so the child started to take lessons and went on a lot of great vacations etc. and overall really bonded with the father. I quit the shit job so never knew how it worked out. My guess when the woman got tired of the responsibilities she quit and the child was sent to a new home. Most of the other foster families did it as a business and treated the children as such and the children knew it. AmberLynn did not have all those wonderful opportunities she says she had.

She did not have an awful life in the system but I doubt the foster families were giving her all the things she said she got. And I would bet she was bounced around a lot. Foster families get to dictate terms because of the shortage. One little time AmberLynn was a pain in their ass she was out of there. I think she learned the fine art of manipulation from both her time with her parents and being in the system. It is a shame she is not as savvy as a lot of children who grew up in the care system but she still does use whatever it takes to get her will done.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Fatty's idea of LUXERY accommodation. If only she wouldn't go straight through the floor.

 

[Free the Pedos]

In a previous job, I worked with foster families. There is only one time when a foster child was sent to a rich family. The wife did not work and they had no children. She wanted to have a project and got the hot idea to foster. The child who was sent with them won the lottery. The father flew a small plane for fun so the child started to take lessons and went on a lot of great vacations etc. and overall really bonded with the father. I quit the shit job so never knew how it worked out. My guess when the woman got tired of the responsibilities she quit and the child was sent to a new home. Most of the other foster families did it as a business and treated the children as such and the children knew it. AmberLynn did not have all those wonderful opportunities she says she had.

She did not have an awful life in the system but I doubt the foster families were giving her all the things she said she got. And I would bet she was bounced around a lot. Foster families get to dictate terms because of the shortage. One little time AmberLynn was a pain in their ass she was out of there. I think she learned the fine art of manipulation from both her time with her parents and being in the system. It is a shame she is not as savvy as a lot of children who grew up in the care system but she still does use whatever it takes to get her will done.

Things may have moved on a bit since you had that job. I’ve talked to some other families in person and online, and foster families have to have a lot of opportunities for kids, at least in some states. I believe in Texas, for example, an extra curricular activity is required for each kid, and social services and charities arrange different trips and outings. One mom I talked to said she was required to buy so many clothes per month for her foster kids they started throwing them in the trash after wearing.

I’m not an expert by any means, but foster kids being spoiled is definitely a thing in some places, so I believe Amber could’ve picked up that attitude there.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

And I would bet she was bounced around a lot. Foster families get to dictate terms because of the shortage. One little time AmberLynn was a pain in their ass she was out of there.

Big Ham got sent back more times than her uncooked salmon.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

so all the activities she supposedly did, like soccer, and horseback riding, and going to Disney, and skydiving, and dancing, and so forth: you're telling us that foster families and group homes had enough money for you and all those other kids they had to also feed, clothe, and house, to do all that?

There are countless private charities dedicated to giving foster kids not only extracurricular activities, but things like better clothes, and glasses that don't look like they're army issue. There are countless businesses that donate time and services to kids in care. Dance, karate, gymnastics, farms, camps, excursions, etc. It's great for business, public image, and taxes.

It's not out of the realm of believability that she had access to all the opportunities she said she availed herself of. I take it to mean she begrudgingly went once, then quit because fat and lazy.

 

[TC-P]

I’m not an expert by any means, but foster kids being spoiled is definitely a thing in some places, so I believe Amber could’ve picked up that attitude there.

I was working in the system at the same time AmberLynn was in foster care.

There are countless private charities dedicated to giving foster kids not only extracurricular activities, but things like better clothes, and glasses that don't look like they're army issue. There are countless businesses that donate time and services to kids in care. Dance, karate, gymnastics, farms, camps, excursions, etc. It's great for business, public image, and taxes.

It's not out of the realm of believability that she had access to all the opportunities she said she availed herself of. I take it to mean she begrudgingly went once, then quit because fat and lazy.

Yes, that can happen but I would bet not as much as she is saying. And fundamentally AmberLynn cannot have it both ways. She had all this privilege in foster care while also having an awful childhood. I am sure living with her parents was awful as to be taken into care there has to be a high threshold of neglect. And the foster parents were not as loving as one would hope but she was not as privileged as she is making it sound. I am still not sure if she was sexually abused or not. In some respects she has the signs that she has but because she lies about stupid stuff and the story always changes it is hard to tell.

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

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No pesky stairs!

The LUXERY she's referring to are all surfaces. Granite, deep carpets, contemporary cabinets and appliances. Which are all probably filthy. Nice kitchen is seldom used. Extra storage just encourages overbuying and waste.

Outdoor kitchen, pool, gym, pet spa could all be real assets. Also, package reception, but she's always home.

The real luxury is living near work/parks/ entertainment/ decent restaurants. But Fatty could be anywhere, as long as UberEats delivers.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

There are countless private charities dedicated to giving foster kids not only extracurricular activities, but things like better clothes, and glasses that don't look like they're army issue. There are countless businesses that donate time and services to kids in care. Dance, karate, gymnastics, farms, camps, excursions, etc. It's great for business, public image, and taxes.

It's not out of the realm of believability that she had access to all the opportunities she said she availed herself of. I take it to mean she begrudgingly went once, then quit because fat and lazy.

I'll just wait for her to inevitably ask herself that question - how'd you get to be so special in what you've always implied is a terrible fucking time in foster care - and then answer it with what you've just posted.

 

[Anal birth]

She (and/or My Girlfriend Wipey) is out here being a full-force cunt on Instagram, of course. It’s one of the only things she can do consistently.

Spoiler: GrammarLynn

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Spoiler: VictimLynn

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Spoiler: LividLynn

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Spoiler: DelusionalLynn

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Spoiler: LoserLynn

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All I took from that post is that AL ate an 8 year old child

 

[Angry Nipple]

Juggling the same 10 pounds and letting gravity do its thing ain’t much, but it’s honest work.

Also, moon sized? A bit fatphobic of you, Al, don’t you think?

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

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Juggling the same 10 pounds and letting gravity do its thing ain’t much, but it’s honest work.

Also, moon sized? A bit fatphobic of you, Al, don’t you think?

We've all seen the miracles the filters can achieve, Fatty. There's also a shit-load more contrast in the bottom image compared to the top one.
At this point the number on the scale is irrelevant. 500, 600, it doesn't matter. What matters now is your quality of life and sadly, at 31 years old, you don't have any.
You had to give up, building up, to try to walk ONE mile.
You must spend 150+ hours per week hidden in your sty. We know there's no more trips to Eric's, so where else is there left for you to go?
You have no friends, no family - until the inevitable, then they will all appear looking for money, Ref: Methmom 2020 - who strangely, has never been seen since.
Any 'hobbies' you have involve you sitting on your fat ass.
Thank fuck it's not me or any of my loved ones - that is why we know Methmom doesn't give a shit about you, or she'd be there doing something about the state you're in. Even your hero knows you're an insufferable, obnoxious cunt.

 

[M.T. Graves]

She’ll be smug until she dies. There’s no chance of her losing weight. She can mouth off and snap back at comments all she wants, she’s the one trapped in a rapidly decaying 500 pound flesh prison. Hope she enjoys that “luxery” apartment, they’ll have to tear the door off to get her body out of there.

 

[dfranki723]

The visible changes in her face come down to fucking mostly sagging due to her ever old age creeping in.

 

[beansoup]

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She posts this as a flex when in reality she looked "healthier" when she was bigger. There's no color to her face anymore, aside from the hypertension cheeks. Her skin is so dull and grayed out with her lips turning more and more purple as time goes on from lack of oxygen. She looks like she's wearing lipstick most of the time. The skin around her eyes looks so dirty, dingy, and discolored from the raging diabetes. Her eyes just look dead, there's no life there. She looks so severely ill you'd think it'd be concerning, but alas I'm not a doctor or Healthcare provider like our gorl.
It's been said before, but she really is looking like a corpse lately and it should be alarming that you look worse off now than you did a few years ago and 80lbs+ bigger. Love that for her.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

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Juggling the same 10 pounds and letting gravity do its thing ain’t much, but it’s honest work.

Also, moon sized? A bit fatphobic of you, Al, don’t you think?

Terrific, Fat Ham! Now show your torso and lower half! Because that full on body shot your My Gorlfriend, Wipey, did of you doing your fucking "meal prep" as if the two of you are booked solid for 80 hours a week really illuminated the fact that gravity hates you.

I never really realized how off center her buttchin is. LOL