Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

Im dead shes gonna be too scawwwwed to walk now cause this is how ole gorl is.
Torn ligaments take up to SIX WEEKS to heal imagine what homegirl is gonna gain in a month and a half???

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

That means ... some poor medical type had to lift up those those magnificent, pendulous ankle balls to evaluate Big Stinky's boo-boo.

1, that's really gross to imagine but 2, how can anyone effectively bandage an ankle injury with those overhanging fat balls? Her ankles are already basically compressed by flab. If she puts a tight bandage on over that and doesn't remove it and clean underneath, she's going to get sores.

 

[Xenomorph]

What's convenient now is the heat gets taken off of her for blaming neckless for her cancer! GG AL!

 

[Lame Entropy]

Knowing she just sprained her ankle and is too much of a fatty fat fatty for it to be treated the same way as a normal person's sprained ankle, this is the only 9 seconds worth watching of her video.

 

[Chili Beans & Cornbread]

She's so fucking delusional. This injury has everything to do with the damage she's doing to her body by being a deathfat for all of her life. Sure, thin people fall. But they might get a bruise or a scrape. Thin people have generally not put so much strain and stress on their joints to wear things out by her age. It doesn't even sound like she fell off a curb or got her foot stuck in a hole. She was walking on the damn sidewalk. It doesn't matter if she was distracted by her stupid phone; this was going to happen sooner rather than later.

And thin people could get a boot and crutches or the little scooter thing. So being bed-bound is totally due to her deathfatness. How the hell is she going to use a cane with her T-Rex arms? That would be some good content. Her limp-waddling around Wommart whining about her pain and mentahlz.

Also, if she's bipolar, why is she taking a anti-depressant? That's usually contraindicated. But, what do I know? I've never consulted with a dime-store fauxchiatrist.

 

[Sad sad]

Honestly, I’m surprised that 500lbs of weight could come down on an ankle and not snap it in half. Maybe she really is just big boned you guise

 

[marjoram]

Guys...is it just me or...
do you have the Feeling too that there is something not kosher with this "Fall"...
she didn t really screamed, there wasn t a real "Thud Noise" when she hit the Ground...
i would expecct the Phone to fly out of her Hand and it slides over the Ground...
and what a luck she had...the whole "Fall" was been recorded...without showing anything...

Yeah, me too. Just somethin’ weird about the whole thing.. No injuries to her wrists or palms. Seems odd. And I got a very “Hi, I’m Amberlynn” vibe when she was retelling the “story”. Almost like it was scripted.

Who knows? FatAl is a liar but I have no problem believing that she’s a CLUMSY liar.
All I know for sure is that gravity isn’t her friend and that she’s gonna get fatter.

 

[M.T. Graves]

A real fall like she’s describing would of had that phone go flying and you would of heard a normal person yell at least one “fuck!” That initial gasp of surprise and the “ok” is not the reaction of a person destroying their ankle on the curb of a sidewalk. Maybe stumbling or being caught off guard by tripping and recovering but not eating shit on pavement especially at her weight. The whole video though is one of the absolute funniest things I’ve seen her post.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Knowing she just sprained her and is too much of a fatty fat fatty for it to be treated the same way as a normal person's sprained ankle, this is the only 9 seconds worth watching of her video.
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I just want to know what that squeak was that came out of her as she plummeted to earth. It sounded like when you blow up a 500 pound balloon but don't knot it and pull it open to make it squeal. It was like that. It works with skinny balloons too.

 

[D_Tractor]

She was able to limp-edema her way back into the apartment.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

I just want to know what that squeak was that came out of her as she plummeted to earth. It sounded like when you blow up a 500 pound balloon but don't knot it and pull it open to make it squeal. It was like that. It works with skinny balloons too.

I dunno. Squeaking is a common reaction sound to thinks like that. But, Amber is more dramatic than a small surprised squeak upon falling. Perhaps that's all she can do to scream because her lung capacity is shit.

 

[Din Djarin]

Im dead shes gonna be too scawwwwed to walk now cause this is how ole gorl is.
Torn ligaments take up to SIX WEEKS to heal imagine what homegirl is gonna gain in a month and a half???

I tore ligaments in my ankle when I was younger and ended up having to do PT for it. I'm assuming because of her size there's no reason to even try and get her do that, right?

 

[Angry Nipple]

What an entertaining day! Part 66 of the genodoc dropped and BedboundLynn is back!

"I looked down and my foot was just dangling there.”

You mean to tell me she can see her foot over her tremendous gunt? It’d be more believable if she said ‘I looked down and my ankle ball was just dangling there.’

It sounds like Fatty decided to give herself some kind of injury so she could justify being a morose bed bound pig again, consciously or unconsciously.

That, and/or to distract from her shitty behavior as of late. Especially when it comes to her attitude about Becky.

Other options- A WALKER, or even renting a bariatric wheelchair

That was my first thought when she was whining about being too fat for crutches. However, she apparently somehow failed to mention in her video:

She’s got one. Someone also suggested she look into bariatric walkers. Why she didn’t get one to begin with is beyond me.

I wonder if her wet spongy lymphedema casings helped absorb the blow

I wondered what the seismic alerts were I was getting on my earthquake app.

So that’s what that was! Have a poor man’s drink.

Hamber will have a field day knowing that some ding dong wrote an article about her.

Are we sure it was an actual person who wrote this article and not an AI?

some poor medical type had to lift up those those magnificent, pendulous ankle balls

Fuck you for that mental image.


And luckily for us all, BedBoundLynn has even more time on her hands to do stupid Q&A’s!

Spoiler: Incoming

As if you’re not the one choosing to answer these questions. Also, you’re constantly implying things about your most recent ex, so fuck off.

Spoken like someone who’s never had any adult responsibilities in their life. Who cares? You’re right, in your case, who does care? No places to go, no people to see, no responsibilities, no one cares. What a sad existence.

Becky liking comments isn’t the same as the vitriol this beast spewed. Livestream era aside, she continues to imply Becky sucked at everything and pretend Becky was her problem, not herself. Sure, you stopped bitching and moaning, but you continue to be a passive aggressive bitch. Fucking SaintLynn over here.

And lol at her getting her tent-sized panties in a bunch over people assuming the obvious.

 

[D_Tractor]

I tore ligaments in my ankle when I was younger and ended up having to do PT for it. I'm assuming because of her size there's no reason to even try and get her do that, right?

She is also very lazy and extremely averse to pain or discomfort.

 

[mekalekahi]

What possessed her to state that her foot was dangling?

 

[Trees]

What possessed her to state that her foot was dangling?

Because her body is deformed and everything always looks strange. Maybe the first time she's seen it from such an angle.

 

[Clintonberg]

The video of the fall does seem a little suspicious. Then again, the sidewalk she fell off of is probably only slightly higher than whatever it is she fell onto.

I wouldn't get my hopes up for a bedbound saga. The event is clearly dramatized and I doubt her mobility took a major hit in the end. She'll definitely use this for sympathy and an excuse to eat like a fucking monster again but I doubt this will cause any lasting damage that will help accelerate her decay.

eta: one thing I do hope comes from this is a wipey departure after realizing what an absolute burden amber is to everyone around her. the camel's back needs to break some time.

 

[AnonymousThrowLala]

You will also notice that she’s still wearing her hospital bracelet despite the fact that it has been several days since The Great Fall.

By the way, throwing my hat into the ‘not buying the legitimacy of the fall ‘ ring. It was either staged or she tripped and dropped her phone. Regardless, the dramatic gasps (like the “ok” which everyone has fixated on) sounded especially inauthentic to me. Also this whole storyline of her and Wipey taking a walk together but suddenly separating for her to film? What. That slave of yours literally hovers in the background while you film your “taste tests”.

You may have distracted some people, but Pepperidge farm still remembers you tried to blame Thumb for cancer.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I don't get why it is hard to believe that FattyLynn rolled her ankle. She's fallen many times. One of those times led to cellulitis a few days later. She fell. She injured her pigfoot. Impossible!

I just want to know if she insisted on eating before she went to the ER in hysterics.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

I don't get why it is hard to believe that FattyLynn rolled her ankle. She's fallen many times. One of those times led to cellulitis a few days later. She fell. She injured her pigfoot. Impossible!

I just want to know if she insisted on eating before she went to the ER in hysterics.

Also she's not wrong, for once, with the fact that ankles are, for some horrid reason, relatively easy to roll. She technically wouldn't even have to fall for it to happen. Because feet just do that.