Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Red Mask]

Awww…poor Amberlynn fell down and went boom. I was wondering where that tremor came from.

 

[Insulin reid]

I tore ligaments in my ankle when I was younger and ended up having to do PT for it. I'm assuming because of her size there's no reason to even try and get her do that, right?

Shes paying out of pocket shes not gonna pay the hundered something dollars an hour for someone to hand her stretchy bands and use a walker. She thinks walking to her mailbox is a feat worthy of praise. She is lazy and will keep that money for uber eats since shes bedbound now.

You will also notice that she’s still wearing her hospital bracelet despite the fact that it has been several days since The Great Fall.

Its amber sitting in her trauma. Oh excuse me.
️ trauma ️
She never gets over anything, moves on or does anything remotely like that. She will relive this again and again. She will sit in her trauma because she likes to do that.

Shes gonna keep that on because:
1. It's the most exciting thing thats happened to her in a long time. Literally nothing happens in her life thats remotely exciting.
2. Shes a victim. Now she has physical proof of being a victim. Something bad happened to her = victimlynn shines through.
Shes gonna milk that for as long as possible. It will have to wear down and break, ambers not taking that off.

By the way, throwing my hat into the ‘not buying the legitimacy of the fall ‘ ring. It was either staged or she tripped and dropped her phone. Regardless, the dramatic gasps (like the “ok” which everyone has fixated on) sounded especially inauthentic to me. Also this whole storyline of her and Wipey taking a walk together but suddenly separating for her to film? What. That slave of yours literally hovers in the background while you film your “taste tests”.

Honestly i believe she did fall. Its been a while since shes fallen and she does end up hurting herself every once and a while. Shes so large that i think she was able to keep ahold of her phone and since shes super round she just kinda rotated quickly forward like the round ball that she is. Everything is so poofy and her stomach and everything else must have slowed the descent. Plus, if amber was acting she would squeeze out a dainty moan and float down like a victorian maiden collapsing on a fainting chair. Well float down as daintily as she could manage.

You may have distracted some people, but Pepperidge farm still remembers you tried to blame Thumb for cancer.

I think its super lucky for her so yeah shes using it as a distraction. In the end amber is too much of a narcissist and dainty gorl that she would fake a fall and possibly injure herself in the process, get dirty, scrape up her hands and fuck up her phone for this, let alone something becky related.

 

[Blanche]

She was able to limp-edema her way back into the apartment.

git out

 

[maybe a pigeon]

OMG U GUISE!!!!1!!!

I fell behind in my snark reading, so I was catching-up and was still a few pages behind when I noticed that my YT subscription feed was full of reaction channels and their takes on The Lexington Ligament Laceration. They did not disappoint, and neither do you.

I only have two observations: first that sprained ankles suck, but I walked on one for several blocks, so I can see her being able to hobble back to the apartment before melting down into a puddle of self-pity (and bodily fluids that I am too dainty to mention by name.)

And the other is that I bet Amber wished she had taken our advice and WASHED HER FUCKING HAIR.

 

[dfranki723]

This bitch did that intentionally.
Why does anyone think otherwise? She just so happened to be filming? Please. She needed an out after the Becky bullshit and this is the perfect excuse to gain weight and block out all the criticism.

She knows that no-one would believe she actually had a ''fall''. So she had to actually record it, Fat Cunt needed proof. This is pathetic.

I think we also need to remember that she has proven she can move slightly more than most other 500lb beasts. She's not as delicate as she portrays, meaning she can pretend to fall without actually fucking herself up. Why do people still believe this nonsense?

 

[Xenomorph]

It would have been better to break a bone tbh than tear ligaments and tendons.
She has shit blood flow to her feet so this is gonna ne worse for her.

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

Her ankle is going to be fucked long term (well, "long term" is relative for her given her shortened life span).

It's sometimes difficult to tell if ligaments are torn just with a clinical examination, so you need to get an MRI. However we know this is impossible for her (unless she wants to pay privately to use an MRI at the zoo, and no I'm not joking that is sometimes the only option for huge patients).

Usually you can heal up ankles okay with stabilisation in a CAM boot + Physiotherapy, which requires daily home exercise. You can lose a lot of proprioception and balance with ankle injuries too. Imagine her trying to use a balance board!
The reality is more likely that she will have an ankle that is weak, with poorer balance, and she'll fall more often.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Huh funny how this happens before payday when views are down. I am not believing this fall at all.

 

[Yellow Monday]

Her ankle is going to be fucked long term (well, "long term" is relative for her given her shortened life span).

It's sometimes difficult to tell if ligaments are torn just with a clinical examination, so you need to get an MRI. However we know this is impossible for her (unless she wants to pay privately to use an MRI at the zoo, and no I'm not joking that is sometimes the only option for huge patients).

Usually you can heal up ankles okay with stabilisation in a CAM boot + Physiotherapy, which requires daily home exercise. You can lose a lot of proprioception and balance with ankle injuries too. Imagine her trying to use a balance board!
The reality is more likely that she will have an ankle that is weak, with poorer balance, and she'll fall more often.

There’s nothing - except her own laziness, learned helplessness and expert manipulation skills - to stop her from doing sit-down exercises. An exercise ball in a corner can be used for ankle strengthening and leg extensions (along with doing no harm to the lymphoedema). She just has to sit in a chair, push her foot into the ball, pushing harder as she heals. The exercise bands are also plausible, but her dainty wrists mean she won’t be able to use them.

 

[Kitsunehime]

i don t think she is faking the Injury...i just do not belive that she literally fell...because imagine...she said, she managed to get up alone...
even without the Ankle being hurt she is strugeleeen to do that...with her Weight she surely needs assistens to get off the Street.
Wipey was on another Route of Walkeen...so...She wasn t there to help Amber up right away...
No, i think she miss-stepped and rolled her Ankle...and that s it. She didn t really fell but it sound s so much more dramatic...and didn t she said,
she didn t wanted to walk? Now she got the perfect Excuse to be in Bed and let her Pet-Butler carry everything on her Butt for several Days...
I guess she was just clumsy and used this little Malheure to have a couple of walk-free Days.

 

[Tim Curry]

i don t think she is faking the Injury...i just do not belive that she literally fell...because imagine...she said, she managed to get up alone...
even without the Ankle being hurt she is strugeleeen to do that...with her Weight she surely needs assistens to get off the Street.
Wipey was on another Route of Walkeen...so...She wasn t there to help Amber up right away...
No, i think she miss-stepped and rolled her Ankle...and that s it. She didn t really fell but it sound s so much more dramatic...and didn t she said,
she didn t wanted to walk? Now she got the perfect Excuse to be in Bed and let her Pet-Butler carry everything on her Butt for several Days...
I guess she was just clumsy and used this little Malheure to have a couple of walk-free Days.

Thats the part that raises a red flag for me... since when has Amber been able to get up off the ground by herself?? Hasnt she self-reported to be terrified of falling in public for that very reason?

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Amber saying she managed to get up by herself =/= not the same as Amber actually getting up by herself.

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

There’s nothing - except her own laziness, learned helplessness and expert manipulation skills - to stop her from doing sit-down exercises. An exercise ball in a corner can be used for ankle strengthening and leg extensions (along with doing no harm to the lymphoedema). She just has to sit in a chair, push her foot into the ball, pushing harder as she heals. The exercise bands are also plausible, but her dainty wrists mean she won’t be able to use them.

Oh no I totally agree, she's fucked not because rehabilitation is impossible, but because she will not do it.

 

[Hamberger Helper.]

The event is clearly dramatized and I doubt her mobility took a major hit in the end.

That doesn't mean that she won't absolutely ham it up and reclaim the her place as queen of Pillow Mountain though.

You will also notice that she’s still wearing her hospital bracelet despite the fact that it has been several days since The Great Fall.

She's showereen every day you guise!

Thats the part that raises a red flag for me... since when has Amber been able to get up off the ground by herself?? Hasnt she self-reported to be terrified of falling in public for that very reason?

I've seen massive fatters on MSPL fall and they couldn't get up for shit. They're proportioned nearly identically to Fat Ham.

Not a fucking chance,bitch. I ain't buying it.

Couldn't find it on yt but here is one example:

https://m.facebook.com/questredtv/videos/laceys-fall-my-600lb-life/3021806751178743/

The impact looks like when you drop a water balloon and it doesn't pop lmfao

 

[AnonymousThrowLala]

I think its super lucky for her so yeah shes using it as a distraction. In the end amber is too much of a narcissist and dainty gorl that she would fake a fall and possibly injure herself in the process, get dirty, scrape up her hands and fuck up her phone for this, let alone something becky related.

Yeah, except none of this actually happened. No mention of scraping her phone and no injuries to arms or hands or any other body part from this fall (and she would have mentioned it if it happened). Which leads me to question whether she didn’t just trip slightly and then exaggerate the rest. I don’t think she fell, just misstepped and caught herself and decided to milk it.

 

[A Widdle Woach]

OMG you guyz that “fall” was shoooo traumatic she had to purposely edit it into a click bait video for extra pity views. Gotta love the no tears, scratchy voice, poor me voice she’s using to try to get more sympathy over a sprained ankle. Then later in the video she goes out of her way to edit in a clip of her actually crying. Gorl bye. This is sad and pathetic even for Hamber. She says her weight had nothing to do with her injury. Ok so then you’ll be back to walkeen in a few days to a week just like all those skinny people that tear ligaments right?

She regrets not taking more walks and the sound her ankle made will supposedly haunt her forever, will this be the wake up call our gorl needs to finally get up and move more?
Hell no. If CANCER couldn’t get her to wake the fuck up and do the bare minimum to save her life nothing will. This is just a pity party for ass pats and sympathy McDonald’s like a god damn toddler that tripped at the park.

She needs to stop with all this fake ‘muh mentalz guyz’ and sad attempts to get attention, take a hard look at herself and her life and see that it’s not her ‘haters’ making her miserable she’s making herself miserable. And the sad thing about it all is how easy it would be for her to lose the weight at her size. This whole thing just screams ‘I’m done with YouTube’. But she can’t quit YouTube, she needs the money and the attention too badly. If she had actual friends and family that cared about her and not what she could give them maybe she wouldn’t use the internet like a security blanket.

It’s got to be hell on earth to not be a self actualized person. Can you imagine needing strangers online to coddle and comfort you over everything in your life? She’s absolutely pathetic and she’s done all of this to herself but the worst part is she refuses to do anything about it and then boo-hoos on video about how her mentalz is scary guyz FAWK.

Sorry for the wall of text. This sow has me MATI this morning.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Yeah, except none of this actually happened. No mention of scraping her phone and no injuries to arms or hands or any other body part from this fall (and she would have mentioned it if it happened). Which leads me to question whether she didn’t just trip slightly and then exaggerate the rest. I don’t think she fell, just misstepped and caught herself and decided to milk it.

Exactly. She would still have scrapes and bruises to show off.
That, and there is no way Big Al could heave herself up off the ground by herself. She better find the building security footage, because I cannot believe she got herself up.
Also nice GF. Say what you want about Necky, but she would have never let Big Al walk alone at night.
Finally, the ER didn’t have crutches or mobility aid that fits? Bitch still lives in Kentucky right? Of course they have equipment for fatties. Bedbound Susie here doesn’t want to have to be uncomfortable and do anything to stay mobile.
Around 12:50 she actually says it has nothing to do with her being overweight.
Gorl bye.

 

[TC-P]

If there is a vote I am going to put my vote on she did not fall but twisted her ankle. She more than likely was not able to see where she was going and stumbled but she did not fall. Who would have been there to pick her up? When she fell at the fag shack there were the steps that she could skeet to and manoeuvre herself to where she could get up. Not so with the pavement.

 

[Xenomorph]

So where was her home health aide during this lil excursion?
I mean Amber NEVER goes out walkeen by herself AND at NIGHT she never does things like that shes too aware of people staring at her, seems strange to me.
And IF her aide was there you didnt hear any reaction to her falling at all.

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

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Huh funny how this happens before payday when views are down. I am not believing this fall at all.

Given that this is HER, I would be skeptical as shit. As is normal in the Hamberverse. But, even though she is cunning as all attention seeking, useful oxygen hoovering narcissists are, her ego would never allow her to fake this in PUBLIC. Maybe she would fake it in her apartment, but not outside where all the bougie neighbors could get a free show. And there’s no way in hell she is smart enough or industrious enough to suddenly become a fucking set designer/producer and set up a whole ass fake hospital scene, replete with props. That medical boot was real, the wheelchair she was in was real, and the damn janky hospital basement was real. Yeah, she falls all the time because weebles wobble and they DO fall down. The fact that she happened to be filming and caught it actually happening also isn’t really odd because this bitch has had a camera stuck to her piggy face 24/7 for ten years now. Odds are, this would be filmed one day. Especially seeing as how she was actually DOING something, so she definitely had to use that for content. Also, her and big daddy jade going separate ways isn’t shocking either. Who the fuck in their right cabeza is going to willingly be seen with this fucking deformed beast in public? Huffing and puffing and squealing and shit? Not I. Yes, this IS very convenient timing. Yes, she’s gonna milk this shit because Hambeast. Now, who wants the over/under on how long this life threatening injury is the reason for the newest bedbound arc?