Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[giga melt]

OK caught up with the thread now and have some thoughts different from my initial reaction (but I am still hoping for bedbound saga and laughing at her ofc)

Watching the video back again I want to say I agree with it being fake. Her reaching down for the phone is definitely the biggest sign but the way she's looking at her phone before the fall itself is suspect too? She looks forward as she talks, then down, then at her phone and then repeat. Yes she could just be confirming her footing as she walks, but why fall then? It's almost like she was looking for a good spot to "fall" or well you know, drop her phone. We also never hear the "sickening crunch" her foot totally for real made.

I live in a place that gets a lot of ice, I've fallen before. Hurt or not the "scream" that someone makes when they fall out of shock is something I thought was universal.

Conversely to her planning on falling like I said, she could have retroactively came up with the story after randomly dropping her phone. The " OK" is something I might say if I drop something or something innocuous like that. Like, well OK that happened. Dropping the phone + reaching for it off the ground and then cutting the footage right after was all she showed us. If this is true then she probably picked up the phone and laughed like TEEHEE clumsylynn! For her vlog BUT when she thought it over she decided she would milk the dropping of the phone as a fall.

It's not the first time Amber has "falleen" for norcos at the ER. What I'm surprised about is her not using her neck pillow or complaining about neck/back/arm pain alongside it real or not. You'd think she would have figured out how to act by now.

Her using this to deflect saying Becky made her get cancer and then saying verbatim "I never said anything against her" when she was mad about Becky liking replies/posts about Amber being abusive is almost too stupid to be funny. Like gorl, please.

Regardless she'll be crying about this for a good long time. I hope we get some decent milk, especially if she livestreams again.

 

[Bubblez McGee]

She probably wasn't offered anything from behind the counter. If she were handed a norco prescription I'm sure she would be defending her decision to follow the good emergency room doctor's orders and take the opioids.

Yep, she was almost certainly hoping they'd prescribe her some Vicodin or Oxy, but doctors are a lot less free these days with opioid prescriptions than they were years ago when they used to hand out narcotic pain killer scripts like candy. The government has them running scared now , so a sprained ankle or torn ligament isnt going to get you "the good stuff". The doctor probably advised her to take an advil or some tylenol if she needs it, and she's trying to spin it like it was all her idea with the "I have a real high pain tolerance ... maybe ill take an ibuprofen if its gets really bad", bullshit.

 

[Trees]

I want a poll on whether Amber would have fallen if she were still with Becky.

 

[TomatilloSalsa]

If this whole thing was faked for clicks and asspats, well, Amber lahs, nothing new.

If it wasn't, this is going to be remembered as the turning point where her health took a precipitous, nonstop decline that will end with her being bedbound. Weak muscles/tendons/ligaments + a level of weight the human body simply is not "rated" for + poor circulation/nerve issues from the beetus + menopause messing with bone density and muscle mass and everything else = this not being some minor injury that most people her age would get over after a few weeks.

 

[R-2E-054]

??? scent passing through a mask is not even close the same as droplet particles, wtf does this even mean? I mean sure, the mask will protect her to an extent but still. I have no fucking idea what the relation is here.

What she's referring to here is testing the efficacy of a mask by trying to blow a candle out while wearing it. To no one's surprise, however, this is simply another thing she's wrong about. The "candle test" is unreliable. @Situation Type Deal Gorl, this is yet another instance of medical misinformation to add to your list.

 

[giga melt]

Lol I just noticed on instagram she said she's in "a state of mourning"? Lmfao gorl please. Mourning what, your (1,000,000th) failed diet? Jade about to leave your heavy bedbound ass?

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Lol I just noticed on instagram she said she's in "a state of mourning"? Lmfao gorl please. Mourning what, your (1,000,000th) failed diet? Jade about to leave your heavy bedbound ass?

I feel like "mourning" your foot when you hurt it makes sense almost, seeing as feet injuries hurt like all hell. Who knows though.

 

[giga melt]

I feel like "mourning" your foot when you hurt it makes sense almost, seeing as feet injuries hurt like all hell. Who knows though.

I agree, but it sounded more like she was mourning feeling useless/having to have Wifey help her with everything. Just a weird choice of words (coming from ALR that's no surprise.)

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

What she's referring to here is testing the efficacy of a mask by trying to blow a candle out while wearing it. To no one's surprise, however, this is simply another thing she's wrong about. The "candle test" is unreliable. @Situation Type Deal Gorl, this is yet another instance of medical misinformation to add to your list.

Masks are all about redirecting airborne particles in a different direction instead of in a straight line. This includes respiratory droplets.

I guess if anyone is going to repeat nonsense they heard elsewhere without actually educating themselves, it would be our gorl. It must be nice to be so insulated, so disconnected that you can live in ignorant bliss. Love that for her.

 

[Xenomorph]

I feel like "mourning" your foot when you hurt it makes sense almost, seeing as feet injuries hurt like all hell. Who knows though.

God she is so fucking dramatic she's already resigned to be in the bed. She is loving the attention like loving it. She's prolly pissed at Beggy being sick with COVID possibly to take away her precious attention.

 

[Teresa77]

Yeah there's no way she'll do the physical therapy, or maybe do one session and that's it. And she definitely wouldn't follow the at-home exercises they give you. I was wondering if they gave her a brace to help stabilize it for a bit, but I legitimately don't know if they make braces in her size. I'm assuming they don't or they're expensive/hard to get.

Do elephants ever need to wear braces?

 

[Pippeyy]

Just one thought: I can't imagine a boot, even one designed to hold an ankle as giant as hers, would be useful at all. I'm not a bariatric med fag but I do have way too much experience with ankle boots for injuries and one on her would just be squeezing the fluid from her swollen leg and nothing for the ankle.
Imagine that smell...you have to provide some stability, which means tight straps. Her leg is a balloon. *Pop*

Or maybe I'm wrong.
Amber probably stubbed her toe, decided Jade was spending far too much time having a family that loves her and made her mind up to have a crisis. And to someone as dumb/immobile as her, torn toe ligaments is an exotic crisis.

 

[Yellow Monday]

Just remember, science can make a prosthetic leg for an elephant. Surely some boot could be made …

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Just one thought: I can't imagine a boot, even one designed to hold an ankle as giant as hers, would be useful at all. I'm not a bariatric med fag but I do have way too much experience with ankle boots for injuries and one on her would just be squeezing the fluid from her swollen leg and nothing for the ankle.
Imagine that smell...you have to provide some stability, which means tight straps. Her leg is a balloon. *Pop*

Or maybe I'm wrong.
Amber probably stubbed her toe, decided Jade was spending far too much time having a family that loves her and made her mind up to have a crisis. And to someone as dumb/immobile as her, torn toe ligaments is an exotic crisis.

Yea. Normal people legs get nasty in boots as it is. Though I'm laughing at the image of her laygs deflating balloon style.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Amber has posted in her community tab asking for questions for another q&a, and her YouTube audience shows themselves to have the memory of a goldfish as it’s mostly just ass kissing so far.

I thought this one was chuckle-worthy:

 

[Cataloons]

She knows that she can strap it with a cotton bandage, right? Even if it requires multiple bandages?

 

[Kitsunehime]

i just now realized, Amber said she has "several torn Ligaments"....
When her Ligaments would be torn, she would require Surgery to get the
two Pieces together...or not?
She might have stepped wrong with her Foot and streched the Ligament...
Then the black Shoething would fit to her Injury and that the Doctor want her
off the Feet for a while...
She should get a Toilet Chair (they come with Rolls)...it s practical to swing out
of Bed on to it for small Business and for bigger Stuff Wipey could shove her on
the Toilet Chair to the Bathroom and Shower.

 

[giga melt]

I'm not a bariatric med fag but I do have way too much experience with ankle boots for injuries and one on her would just be squeezing the fluid from her swollen leg and nothing for the ankle.

Not a medfag but have experience with people who have their legs wrapped because fluid, etc. You have to do it super carefully so the fluid is pushed up into the body (and pissed out ). If it's done improperly horrific things can happen, like swelling or cutting off blood flow etc. It could be that the nurses in the ER didn't think it was worth the risk of her elephant leg blowing up under their care and just gave her a pamphlet to the wound clinic where people are trained and paid to do it properly.

Of course leg wrapping =/= a walking boot but with the size of her laygs it kind of goes hand in hand.

 

[StickyClits]

Give me my hats but god damn Hammy stop saying normal sized people get xyz you aren't a normal sized bitch. Why would you get mad that the world doesn't accommodate your big ass? you fuckin sat up and ate yourself away to a damn bear. Your body aint got no business being that god damn big yet here you are. You can't even get proper medical treatment because you bypassed the weight limit, cant even prevent a UTI because you can't clean yourself, you cant do shit for yourself but you want everyone to do shit for you. Girl bye get the fuck outta here

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

i just now realized, Amber said she has "several torn Ligaments"....
When her Ligaments would be torn, she would require Surgery to get the
two Pieces together...or not?
She might have stepped wrong with her Foot and streched the Ligament...
Then the black Shoething would fit to her Injury and that the Doctor want her
off the Feet for a while...
She should get a Toilet Chair (they come with Rolls)...it s practical to swing out
of Bed on to it for small Business and for bigger Stuff Wipey could shove her on
the Toilet Chair to the Bathroom and Shower.

No, she would most likely not require surgery. For example, there are plenty of people out there with ACL or MCL tears.

You have to do it super carefully so the fluid is pushed up into the body (and pissed out

No, that’s not how it works.

Amber should really go to the orthopedic specialist. She won’t, beyond one or two appointments (although she should have been to one by now, so oh well).